What's a truly original idea for a book?
That's called living your life as you see fit.
A complete and correct proof of the Riemann Hypothesis
>>24976655A sensory thriller written entirely from the perspective of a highly sentient and deeply neurotic piece of drywall in a guest bathroom. The protagonist is a 4x8 sheet of gypsum that cannot move, speak, or see, and can only feel vibrations and measure moisture levels with excruciating precision. 900 pages.
>>24976655Technologically superior antinatalist aliens that collectively sudoku'd themselves after building killer robots to extinguish all life in the universe (which explains why there isn't sign of alien life)
>>24976667the climax of the book is the piece of drywall falls to the floor, and he describes in great detail, all the feet of the cute young girls who step on him.
>>24976655Publishing pointless 4chan posts with no narrative.
>>24976655An American epic about the Templars that arrived in Canada, made contact with the Indians, and were profoundly influenced by the Freemasons. Basically Templars in America, but as a great American epic, in the style of Homer. You should make it two parts as well, only this time have the Odyssey be the first part, with the Iliad being the Revolutionary War
>>24976711if /lit/slop was a genre, it would be something like that
>>24976674The girls it deceitfully lured and locked behind it in a small room through out the years
>>24976667>>24976674niggers
>>24976674>>24976737Nope. No. That doesn't happen.
>>24976686Don't steal my idea anon. I'm 100 pages in and it's an absolute masterpiece.
