Learn Hebrew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_p_qwIyZ4
>>24987759>>24987761this has nothing to do with Hebrew. go away Chang
amen
>>24987755>Learn HebrewI already speak it>So there I was at the deli, kvetching like a real nudnik about the price of lox, when the waiter, a total schlemiel but with chutzpah to spare, looks me straight in the punim and says, “Schmeckle my schmeckle, if you don’t like it, go take a shvitz and have a nosh.” I nearly plotzed into my schmaltz, muttering oy gevalt while my bubbe in my head called him a gonif and told me to stop making a balagan. In the end we laughed like mishpocha, shrugged, and agreed it was all a little meshuga but still, nu, what can you do?
>>24987755yes my Master
>>24987755>fake languagehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3NVe8m_kB8&pp=0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv
>>24987755Honestly I think modern Hebrew is one of the most disgusting languages in the world. I have a hard time believing that's what it originally sounded like because there's no ancient commentary on how offensive it is to the ear.
>>24987761You mean I can starve an elderly Jewish widow for free?
>baiting on new year'sat least call your mom for crying out loud. she misses you even if you were a little faggot.
>>24987755only reason i would is to read the talmud and neither task seem enjoyable
>>24987872>And when push comes to shove, marshal ALL of your rhetoric to encourage votes for the ZOGSLOP candidate. You forgot a premise
>>24987755I'll visit Israel at 30,000 feet and Mach 2.0, delivering sunshine in a can, IYKWIM.
>>24987872i dont celebrate it as i am all alone. everyone is dead
>>24989052sorry for your losses, anon. i pray one day you'll be able to find someone to start a family with.
I neither want to do banking nor to perform ancient demonic desert magic. On psytrance acts they speak english.
>>24987821That's yiddish not hebrew
