If you look past the dense internet lingo, you will find a lot of soul and wit in her writing. Unfortunately most people here aren't smart enough to do that.
I hate that she actually put effort into her shitty writing
>>24989051No one would read or know about this bitch if she didn't post photographs of her face>im le quirky female writerBegone, whore.
>>24989051Who
>>24989060so you're saying you can't look past a woman's loneliness to be able to read she's actually writing? or rather, that you would be exactly the type crass enough to fuck her if you so desired instead of reading her?
All of her wit is about internet lingo though, all of it. She is funny but her writing relies on such a niche of in-jokes from a very specific timeframe that it is destined for irrelevancy. Like you know how comedy such as Aristophanes references contemporary things and you have to be a scholar to appreciate some of it? Levy is 100% that and it is stuff that no scholar will ever be familiar or care about unless it is like one very very specialized guy. It can't necessarily even function as a snapshot of a specific time and subculture because the humor will be unintelligible to anyone who hadn't experienced that unless without a truckload of annotations and explaining the joke ruins the joke especially when you have to explain every single one
>>24989051I'd rather fuck this kikess than the one with the orangutan titties in the other thread.
>>24989065The only thing a bitch should write is grocery lists and the family holiday card messages.
>“. On Neopets I am God. I let my Blumaroo and my Xweetok and my Lutari and my Shoyru starve. I want to see if they will die. I want to know the rules. I can’t believe I’m in charge of this little dragon life. I can’t believe I’m in charge of my own little life. I can’t believe that they can’t die. Only things that can be lost matter. I want everything to matter. Can only things that are real be lost? I want everything to be real.”>― Honor Levy, My First Book>“1 like = 1 prayer. 1 like = 1 prayer. 1 like = 1 prayer. 1 like = 1 prayer. 1 like = 1 prayer.”>― Honor Levy, My First Book>“I HAV3 CHOS3N T3H WAY OF FA3THFUL3SS”>― Honor Levy, My First Book>“Nerf is a verb now. I'm gonna nerf all you faggots, give me that grenade.”>― Honor Levy, My First Book>“Zoe laughs like Tinkerbell, the air whistling between the gaps in her teeth. She’s definitely not a dog.”>― Honor Levy, My First Bookyou fags defend this shit?
>>24989091She is cute and that's all that matters.
>>24989051I'll get on that as soon as you get smart enough to look past everything you don't like about the things you don't like.
>>24989091first quote is funny will download and read her book now
>>24989091You would have said the same thing about Burroughs, pleb.
>>24989065>woman's>loneliness
>>24989111She looks like she has a FAT ass in that pic. Any shots of it from a better angle?
>>24989051I want to have sex with her. Do you think she'd be alright with my 4 1/2 incher? (uncut)
>>24989091>He was giving knight errant, organ-meat eater, Byronic hero, Haplogroup R1b. She was giving damsel in distress, pill-popper pixie dream girl, Haplogroup K. He was in his fall of Rome era. She was serving sixth and final mass extinction event realness. His face was a marble statue. Her face was an anime waifu. They scrolled into each other. If they could have, they would have blushed, pink pixels on a screen. Monkey covering eyes emoji. Anime nosebleed GIF. Henlo frend. hiiii. It was a meet-cute. They met. It was cute. Kawaii. UwU. The waifu went, pick me, and the statue did, like a tulip emoji. If their two lips had met he would have tasted seed oils, aspartame lip gloss, and apple red dye 40 on her tongue. She would have tasted creatine, raw milk, and slurs on his. >They viewed each other’s bodies, disembodied, laid out still, frozen shining cold in blue light, Liquid Crystal Display. He was posting physique, gym selfies, Bruegel landscapes, oh look how wide his lats look, he’s growing angel wings. Flexed, he could flap right up to the sun. She was posting thinspo, puppy-dog-filter webcam progress shots, Bosch triptychs, wow you could put a whole stained-glass window in that thigh gap, the crucifixion maybe.>Through her cathedral thigh gap you could see the sky where right-winged Icarus went flying by. He was kamikaze mode, pumping iron, all Sun and Steel sending hearts <3 <3 <3 to his Saint Wilgefortis, darling, starving, holy hikikomori virgin femcel holed up in her Serial Experiments Laincore bedroom. >She was posted up, sleeping beauty GIF, a maiden in an unmade bed, posting, Just A Girlboss Building Her Empire,>I’m Rotting Here. >Why? he replied. >IDK, and she did decay like a time-lapse of a rotting fox GIF. If he were there with her, a wandering knight on a white horse taking secret refuge in her convent deep in the dark forest, he would kick around the empty cans of White Monster on her floor and she would say, Welcome >_< Take a Seat Wherever. >He wanted to tell the whole World Wide Web how he felt: She’s so hot I want to clean her room, rescue her, white knight defend her in comments and battle. He was in his /a/ poster arc, Why Is She So Perfect? but he’d have to play it cool, chill sigma, no simping. Alcibiades, that’s me. The last samurai, I’m him. I’m literally him. I’m Ryan Gosling in Drive. I’m American Psycho. I’m Joker. I’m Taxi Driver. He’d stand above her, tall and strong. She’d stare up at him with her shining anime, no her shining animal eyes, her real eyes, realize real lies. Wondering what he was thinking. He’d stare into them and then he’d sit beside her, very close, take a breath and say, Damn Bitch, You Live Like This? like Max to Roxanne from A Goofy Movie (1995) from the meme (2016). They would smile. There would be butterflies. She’d kiss his cheek, his real cheek, not the marble one, the pink one with the acne scars.
>>24989124Please give me your ass'n'feet review of Honor Levy based on this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsGPtPzd1ac
>>24989117male loneliness is merely an indicator of subpar males being weeded out of the population. it needs to be left exactly as it is.
>>24989069>>24989091>>24989129Write Oxford style endnotes for this text
>>24989051she has as much soul and wit as a 'relatable' humblebrag tweet about Millennial Angst. there's more soul in a single tao lin drawing than there is in her whole novel. this isn't a misogyny thing - i think the megan boyle liveblog is a classic for the ages.
>>24989124Honor Levy is well-known for her wide posterior.
>>24989138Just like women being on meds or unable to find a high-quality husband by 30. Imagine the chaos when the next economic crisis hits and 75-90% of the middle/upper class female population is simultaneously detoxing from antidepressants, Wellbutrin, sleeping aids, mood stabilizers, etc., and demanding that dysfunctional collapsing governments "fix it for them." That will be the true weeding-out, the Great Weeding.
>>24989146She is built for taking my big goy cock and having at least four babies with me.
>>24989051Will our queen publish another book this year?
>>24989129This is honesty. Reflecting every day life in the dystopian future. The fact that I understand any of this is a scathing critique of my inner mental life.
>>24989129disingenuous writing
>>24989147i also agree with this. too many genetic duds were allowed to breed in past times. nature is finally course correcting.
>>24989160>seething that he will never write anything that goodJealousy is a stinky cologne anon.
>>24989051>>24989111would jesus approve of a goyim impregnating a jewess?
>>24989212She is a member of the Roman Catholic Church, Latin Rite.
>>24989076so the answer is yes then.>>24989117have you considered the reality that love is more important than sex? don't get them mixed up due to your hormones. it may be trite but it wouldn't be a cliche if it wasn't true. oh but because marriage was turned into a meme fake contract by guys wanting cheap sex, that means love isn't even real how could i forget.
>>24989231Das Rite
>>24989249>a whore holding forth on love
>her
>>24989295and who turned her into a whore? herself simply because she lives in a society that glamorizes whoredom? if you actually love women you'd understand that both sexes face systemic problems in society today.for the record though, i do agree with you that that doesn't mean you have to marry a 40 year old who regrets her ways. marry as young as you want so long as it's legal, i'm not a woman so it doesn't bother me. just be sure you actually love her as genuinely as you should love your own mother, well in a different way obviously but y'know what i mean.
I like what I've read to be quite honest familia.
>>24989300It's the other thread that has the tranny. The chudjak looking one.
>>24989306actually not just both sexes, pretty much every group in society today has their own problems, including barely existent minorities that get gussied up and turned into cult identities. ironically that may be the one kernel of truth in the progressivist worldview, but their so-called "solutions" merely exasperate their problems and make them fall deeper into sin.
>>24989051Fuck off Honor
>>24989326>Fuck Honor from the back while she moans out excerpts from her bookYes.
guys are women okay with a 5.5, sometimes 6 inch dick also when flaccid it's like 2 inches and sometimes even turtles in it's so fucking embarrassing
>>24989138I fucking heart 80 IQ Tyrone and 100 IQ Chad reproducing instead of the 140 iq STEM incels who are "subpar" because they're not 6'0
>>24989382How thick is it? Girth is more important. If it's skinny then you're fucked. No woman will ever cum from a short skinny dicklet.
>>24989382That's average and if it curves upward it's a plus.
>>24989393What if it's like 90° upward and is too hard to comfortably pull it down?
>>24989391it used to fit pretty snugly when I put it in a toilet paper roll when fully hardpretty sure it got smaller/am getting less blood flow since gaining weight over the years. still need to lose 30 more lbs
>>24989403Then it will scrape her gspot over and over again she will never stop cumming.
>>24989404It could fit? Ohnonono
>>24989408:(
>>24989404>it fitsI'm sorry but you're cooked as the young people say.
>>24989423You'll be alright bro. Your dick is average and here's what big porn doesn't want you to know, you're able to make women cum without even using it if you want to.
>>24989438A woman will never respect you if you can't make her cum with your cock. If you have to eat her out to make her nut you go straight into the will cheat on whenever I feel like it category.
>>24989448Oh for sure Rajeesh.
>>24989051Very unique face
>>24989069Why does art have to be timeless? Ephemera is fine.
>>24989129This sucks.
>>24989129of course written by AI
>>24989470Generally speaking art's relevancy correlates with the depth of its meaning. Art can't and never has been thoroughly timeless and must be read in its own culture and context, but even classic Chinese literature which is steeped in allusions to ten thousand random poems that were very contemporary, resonates widely in spite of this. Which suggests it has more to ruminate on. And ruminating on art is the deeper aspect
>>24989568AI would not be able to pun IDK with decay.
>>24989585Yes, it did. That talentless kike has never written a single original word.
>>24989603She wrote it.
>>24989603She says she's addicted to Adderall, what else should she do?
>>24989585>not be able>>24989606>>24989641you sure?>He was scrolling sigmasigma, no cap fr, posting raw egg ASMR, liver loaf loafs on porcelain plates, Nietzsche quotes etched in gains, "What doesn't kill you makes you blacker" under a shirtless mirror flex, traps popping like Vesuvius, Pompeii buried under his delts. She was lurking in the glow, CRT cathode rays flickering on her corneas, Serial Experiments Lain wired to the wall, fiber optic veins pulsing with Monster veins, popping Adderall sacraments like holy communion wafers, chasing the dragon of dopamine highs in her hikikomori hermitage. He DMed first, knight's gauntlet thrown: "ur room a war crime or u just testing me?" She replied with a wojak girl crying in the rain PNG, "uwu save me senpai >w< im in endgame neet mode." He hearted it, three taps, red pixels blooming like blood on snow, his marble brow furrowing under LED desk lamp.>She screenshotted their thread, posted to her priv: "he noticed my chaos... based??" with a No Thoughts Head Empty cat macro, thigh gap framing the abyss where her Monster cans cascaded like a post-apocalyptic Tokyo skyline, Evangelion Unit-01 slumped in the corner amid pizza box mechs. He screenshotted too, to his boys' GC: "found my e-thot redemption arc, lmao she's 90lb going on waifu fragility, gonna powerbottom her into tradwife pipeline ." Likes rained like manna, bros hyping: skull emojis, gigachad approves, "secure the bag king." But inside his ribcage forge, his heart hammered like a CrossFit WOD, picturing her real form: porcelain skin stretched over xylophone ribs, anime bangs hiding BPD black holes, those eyes—doe-wide, void-deep, sucking him in like a pixelated black hole at the edge of the fediverse.>She unpaused her rot, hit send on a selfie: unfiltered for once, no puppy filter puppeteering her cheeks, just raw foxgirl decay, mascara rivers from last night's ugly cry, Monster mustache faint on her upper lip, bed a Bosch hellscape of unopened therapy workbooks and crusty tissues. "this is me irl. reject?" He stared, marble cracking, real blood rushing south, tasted the seed oils already on his tongue—her gloss would be cherry slushie sin, aspartame angels dancing. "Nah princess. That's my queen aesthetic. Send location, I'm inbound with trash bags and raw steak." UwU.exe has stopped working. She blushed pixels, real heat flushing her cheeks for the first time since 2022, fingers trembling over keyboard like a mecha pilot in re-entry.
>>24989653but theres more>His white horse was a lifted Tacoma, bed racked with kettlebells and whey tubs, exhaust growling like a chained Cerberus as he punched her ZIP into GPS—dark forest projects, convent cul-de-sac, hikikomori high-rise. Pulled up curbside, floodlights haloing his lats like fallen angel wings clipped mid-flight. She peeked through blinds, peephole voyeur, heart doing backflips in zero-G. Door creaks open, stale air whooshes out like a sarcophagus seal broken: White Claw pyramids, ramen ramen ramen, glow-in-the-dark hentai posters peeling from walls, her in oversized No Face hoodie, thigh gap cathedrals parted just enough to glimpse Hello Kitty panties peeking. "Henlo frend," she whispers, voice a pixie glitch, pill-pop rasp. He steps in, 6'4" colossus ducking the lintel, marble face softening to pink stubble, acne craters like moonscape battle scars.>Damn bitch, you live like this? But he doesn't say it—yet. Drops to one knee instead, knight errant proposing to the rubble, starts stacking cans like Jenga apocalypse prep. She hovers, waifu ghost, then sinks beside him, her bird-bone hand brushing his callused paw—electricity arcs, blue light sparks, haplogroup R1b meets K in a Big Bang of bad decisions. "Why u helping? Ur too based for this." He grins, wolfish, creatine canines gleaming: "Bc ur the glitch in my matrix, the thinspo saint I wanna feed rare roast to. We'll rebuild—gym gains for u, room reset for us. No more rotting fox. Ur my Icarus now, I'll melt the wax off those wings." She leans in, aspartame breath mingling with his raw milk musk, lips brush—not full kiss, tease—red dye 40 smearing his cheek like warpaint. Butterflies erupt, real ones maybe from the takeout graveyard. Monkey eyes covered. Anime nosebleed cascades. They scroll together now, side by side in the blue-lit crypt, his arm around her shoulder blades, her head on his pec shelf, building an empire from the ashes: #PowerCoupleArc loading... UwU into <3, kawaii conquest begins. If Rome falls twice, they'll fuck in the forum ruins, slurs and gloss and gains forever.
>>24989641Amphetamines make you extremely horny and deep six impulse control so I imagine she just sucks miles of cock and gets dimes square simps to generate her "literary output" for her.
>>24989129Stop appropriating our culture cunt
>>24989138 >>24989147thissoft eugenics mainstreamed
>>24989661It's not your culture. You had no hand in creating it. The anons who created the culture have long since left to greener pastures as talented funny people don't spend their entire lives on mongolian pearl diver forums.
>>24989091>>24989129This is proof that exposure to 4chan deranges hapless young women.
>>24989672She has never posted here. She has read frog twitter screencaps and had simps who have posted here explain some basics to her.
>>24989448Yup.
>>24989134I was lasciviously imagining her sitting on my lap but then I saw the cig come out and was turned off
>>24989061her first book, My First Book, is a collection of short stories published in May 2024, which was 1 year 7 months ago
>>24989669Yes it is and yes I have.
What do you guys think Honor Levy smells like?
>>24989695Money. Crisp fresh from the bank 100 dollar bills. God I want to breed her and leech off her rich family.
>>24989695Heroin.
>>24989699You know nothing of herion junkies if you think Honor is a sleeper. She is an xanax, molly, and adderall slut if I have ever seen one.
>>24989312thats her?
>>24989676See>>24989455
>>24989710Yeah
>>24989693No, it isn't and you have never created a single piece of OC. Shut your whore zoomer mouth.
>>24989740looks like a textbook grifter
>>24989748Wut
>>24989754He calls anyone who actually creates anything that.
