“Son of a bitch! Vile Scorpion! Foul Viper! Release this negress! Let her go unharmed!Do not touch a single hair on her… Wait!What has happened to my comrade in arms?Come Abdalla! Abdalla! Abdalla!”The moans of a wounded women are heard,Soon after the noise of violent struggleFrom the fig trees, twenty cubits belowThe fortress battlements, atop which standsMafarka-el-Bar, King of Tell-el-Kiber.He watches counting his Negro slaves,Six thousand and four thousand Negresses,The prize of victory, shouting ordersTo his officers on the battle field.A second column approaching in tow.“Abdalla” he cries, “over there, on theEdge of the embankment… Quick grab this manBy his throat and hoist him into the moat!”Moments later the dull thud of flesh on rocks,From far bellow. “Master you are obeyed.”The groan trails more faintly from the fig treesAnd fades away with the clinking of chainsAnd the lapping of bare feet in the dust.Mafarka: “What are the spoils of war?”Greedily licking his lips at the slaughter.“Three machine guns and two hundred rifles,Fifty barrels of rum and preservesToo numerous to mention: meat, fruit, wineThree hundred bulls and two thousand oxen,Four thousand camels, forty thousand hens.
my body looks like this...just saying...
>>25032137Caught myself staring at op pic for 2 minutes and im not even gay
>>25032137Someone post a painting of a beautiful woman to balance the thread
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>>25033348Grim. Can someone else please post another Pic. I beg of you.
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>>25033376Bless ye.
>>25033363Bouguereau is based retard
>>25033388Disgusting kankle fetishist.
>>25033394Incredible how wrongly you used all three of those words
>>25033388>weird feetClearly he's not. Ew
>>25033522Its stylistic. Here's one with a man too for you fag
>>25033388He is the only painter who could made eroticized, comehither, kiddos seem unexciting and bourgeois
>>25033576In otherwords, Based
>>25033388>no vulva or pudendal cleft in art for hundreds of years because we're puritan faggotsArtists are such normalfags/normgroids/normalphlegm/goyim/golem/NPCs and despite shitting on AI for being pattern recognition algorithms incapable of creativity they sure like to copy meme trends like robots. I thought being artsy fartsy and creative meant doing crazy new shit instead of bending the knee to normalfag rules and norms?
>>25033565*gay french accent* sacre bleu you demand to see ze pooseee?! non non non! I cannot allow yoo to see ze pooseee no pudendal cleft no slit for you putain
>>25033633It wasn't puritanism anymore than men having micro dicks and women having little tities was puritanism.
>>25033394 at least they could have a bit of self-awareness instead of *beep boop* copy pasting the vulva bad meme from each other and executing this memetic contagion like a bunch of simplistic RTS NPCs. The fact that these faggots have justifiably worshipped the female form for thousands of years in art but have been too afraid to depict a simple cunt (a fucking SLIT) is comically retarded and oddly blue balled to the point of cringe self-denial.Self denial. Imagine an old ugly bastard wearing a cuck cage sitting on a cuck chair making nauseatingly cringe sissy noises while he looks away from his naked wife because he's not allowed to se ze preciuss lil pooseee. That's how I picture these artists the moment they reach the crotch with their chisel or paintbrush. Mhmmhmm *rubs his nipples* baby I am not allowed to see your precious little pussy, only the bull is allowed to see it, fuck it, and breed it. JFC man. Religion turned them fucking retarded. Just show me the pussy and cease your niggerlicious shenanigans.
>>25033640it was probably a hodgepodge of memes, social norms and taboos like everything else but it was mainly puritanism, self-denial and stuff like that. I guess also "micro dicks" (or insecurity) because this neurotic puritanical self-denial cuckoldry brainrot is what you get when you obsess over mate guarding females who are irrational creatures. If you worship the female form might as well explore it from every angle possible to truly savor it, instead of wearing a cock cage and moaning like a retarded sissy in a trance of self-denial on your little artist's cuck chair. Like, I get adding a bit of mystery to your art (like pic rel). It's not censorship. It's natural. Drawing a nude woman and removing her cunt is the artificial difficulty of art. Fake and gay low effort shit.
Imagine the shock medieval faggots had the first time they saw a naked woman IRL after many years of seeing pussyless females in art. You're a demented life hating faggot if you censor the pussy.
Another thing I hate is how every fucking subhuman "artist" adds digital noise (grain) to his "art" these days. Why? It's like they've all read this stupid quote by Brian Eno and started executing it as source code:“Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.”It's idiotic because it makes videos and images explode in size for no reason. Noise cannot be compressed (by definition). A 2500x4000 hentai png is now 20 MB for no good reason.Anyway pic rel is katerina by aleksey yepanchintcev
Objectively speaking, the pussy is not an aesthetically appealing subject matter. Like you said, it's "just a slit."A cock and balls on the other hand...
>>25033675 artfags omit genitalia where it ought to exist and add it where it makes no sense>females can't have slits, it upsets the <current year> god(s)>let me add a stinky dick with beautiful coiffured pubes to this sculpture
>>25033666>25033666Literally the devil posting this.
>let's add a fucking meaty dick head to your epic helmet dude>what? no, the gods will punish me if I depict a vulva in art
What's the point of this? Headbutting cows in the cunt and fucking them with your head?
>>25033672Based quote.
>>25033688Nigger.
>>25033672
>>25033661No one worshipped the female form any more than the male form. If you actually took a serious course in art you would know the human body is treated the same as architecture. Only your penis makes you "worship" it
>>25033730 You've made no point in your post other than impotently seething like a passive aggressive bitch because not even internet anonymity offers you enough safety for you to stop acting like a pussy in conversations. Do you realize how pathetic your life is, internet maggot?
>spamming pornfuck off jew
>>25033755Infohazard
>>25033757>puritan brain rot>it's da joooooooooooozyou've ironically been brainwashed by da jooz little nigger>but muh controlled opposition muh trump you can't even touch your penis without experiencing excruciating psychogenic pain as per your talmudic programmic you little buck broken goy nigger >>25033710I'll rape your entire indian village
I love making puritans seethe and kys themselves. Why do you hate pussy so much, maggot?
>>25033755NTA, but the he's right. And from your reply it's easy to infer you lack sensibility and are obsessed with dominance hierarchies. A crude soul, which is why you are straight, as shown by your "female worship". Yes, straightoids are ontologically inferior to gays, which proves him right.
>>25033775But I already know you're a tranny. I bet you wish you could be like hermione and wave a magic wand to make pussy disappear because of how much it makes you cry piss shit and vomit yourself controllably, right?
>/lit/ - Literature
porn has done irreparable damage to your brain
>>25033775Gays seem like the ones obsessed with dominance.They larp it with leather and BDSM and stuff. That all came from gays. Since they don't have the natural interplay that men and women have
>>25033772I have pussy fatigue
>>25033376would
>>25034670And this? She aspires to be Lady Agnew of Lochnaw
>>25033633At least post something other than this bs if you’re going to shit on painters who died 500 years ago
>>25035171Are you the guy who spammed her so much you got her to write a story about it? Why are you so obsessed with her?
>>25035199Yes, it’s me. Why? Because I am a desperate wizard virgin with poor taste. Also I’m a tranny if that changes anything.
this'd be funny if it wasn't so sad
>>25035200Odd behavior
>>25035199Yes. I am obsessed with her because she is the most beautiful woman in the world. She's perfect: she has pale skin, dark hair, vivid green eyes, large soft breasts. She's so beautiful it hurts. It pains me to look at her, knowing I'll never get to love her and that she will never love me.
>>25032137mirin'
>>25035466Great tits, I'll give you that.
>>25035171more like Lady Agnew of Lolcow
Fifty posts and not a single person even recognizes the book, or comments on my (may I say, expertful) rendering of it's opening lines in iambic pentameter.Oh how far /lit/ has fallen.
>>25033304nice vro me too although my biceps aren't quite as big. I wish a beautiful woman wanted me
>>25035939I read it, its nice, thanks for sharing it
>>25032137Looks like Bronze Age Pervert.
>>25036035Maybe if Bronze Age Pervert laid off the Matzos and bagels every morning.
is the dude in op's pic supposed to be hot or sth cuz i have like the same build lol
>>25036276prove it. recreate the photo. yes, his body is hot.
>>25036276shuuuut the fuuuuuck uuuuuuup
>>25033388I hate Bougouisiereau, this nigger personified tasteless kitsch, in essence he made AI slop for nouveaux riches American intellectual peasants. These girls are so fucking sterile, they look like they do not even exist, all of their flaws are only down to Bougies own incapacity to detect them (e.g. removing hip dimples, shortening torsos appropriately, etc) and so the only "flaws" he removed were genitalia, pubes, spots and the like. He painted poor peasant girls and tried to turn them into neoclassical Goddesses by stripping away all of their femininity and eroticism, while the Greeks or Romans would have celebrated and lauded their female bodies instead of hiding them behind coats of useless oil. Post-baroque academic painting was truly a perverted artform, just an attempt to strip humanity from humans by polishing paintings based on the most basal compositions, without any deeper sense or meaning, more often than not based on photographs; impressionism tried to set the record straight, but it was too little too late and in the end technical proficiency was thrown out along with the baby in the varnish basin and ever since then we have just seen a sad excuse for what came before or a total rejection of craft and skill. Bouguereau was a blessing and a curse, not because he destroyed something but because he embodied all the degenerate undercurrents and led them to their logical conclusion. There is no soul in that man's ouevre, just like there is no vulva in any of his paintings of gypsy beauties.
>>25036276Its not exactly his body but his reserved sensuality, his silent, melancholy eyes and his pursed, red lips mostly, he is masculine yet feminine, but not in a forced way, it is just the way he exists. A body like that is not very meaningful, its not like he is super lean or super muscular, there are and were far more impressive builds certainly, but it is the contrast, the soft, subdued colors of his skin, the gentle nature of the man, the fact that he uses his hands so differently when he boxes versus in the painting.
>>25033688This bust is in Munich, Glyptothek. I used to go there to draw. I love seeing the whitewashed raw stonewalls.
>>25032137I genuinely hate this completely worthless planet and all the vermin that litter its haggard face
>>25035171I love these parts on a woman, the thin hairs on her upper lip, the tiny hints of chest hair, the clogged pores on her nose, dry lips, little pieces of dandruff - it all makes her seem so much more real and beautiful.
>>25037362Many midwits are saying this about Bouguereau.
>>25037362Simply incredible how wrong you R
>>25035939Your fault for including a lust-provoking image
>>25032137Beautiful painting, beautiful man. (I'm straight.)
>>25035939I'm starting to think this artist might have homosexual inclinations...
>>25037634That's probably the only reason he's a recognized as a talented artist in the west: because he's a fucking potato alkie who happened to be gay under Stalin
>>25032137
>>25033348Die, nonce
>>25032137Reminds me of Thomas Eakins. As one of the boards most astute homosexual anons, I want to point out how perfect this man is. 99.9% of my enjoyment would come from satisfying him.
>>25033666>Imagine the shock medieval faggots had the first time they saw a naked woman IRL after many years of seeing pussyless females in art.This supposedly actually happened to John Ruskin. He married a turbo qt wife but was disgusted by her because he was shocked to find out what non-marble women looked like.
>>25037385I love you, anon <3
