>Kant>stood less than five feet tall, and his head was disproportionately large for his body. His frame suffered from a slight corkscrew twist, which made his left shoulder droop, his right shoulder curve back, and his head tend to lean to one side.i'd btfo this midget,quick one-two landed on this enormous dome would seal the deal. 1st round KO for me>Plato>fine-looking and strong" individual with a broad, stocky build>an accomplished wrestler in his youthokey he could probably fuck me up>Buddha>likely standing around 6 feet tall with a well-proportioned, athletic build, light golden-brown skin, and a shaved head after renunciation>tried to overcome physical desires by restricting food intake to just a few grains, or eventually, only one grain of rice per day, causing extreme emaciation.let's be real, this vege basedboy wouldn't stand a chance with beef consuming chad like myself, natural fitness and mindfulness hindoo magic can't carry him through the rain of straight punches, 3rd round TKO for me
>>25037811>Platoprobably around 5' 8">likely standing around 6 feet tallhe was indian, he'd be 5' 7" at best
Most ancient Greeks would probably toss-ups or I would get btfo, some of them served in their militaries, they trained their bodies, and since they were high-class they had good diets. I bet I could beat up Confucius, no chinaman stands a chance.
>>25037835>>25037835>I bet I could beat up Confucius, no chinaman stands a chance.>Confucius was described in ancient texts as an exceptionally tall and physically strong man, often cited as being over 2 meters (nearly 7 feet) tall, earning him the nickname "Tall Man"wtf, i don't know brosky
I’d turn kafka into my boytoy
>>25037870yeah he struggled to eat a fucking peach, he'd shit his pants if you looked at him menacingly also jewish, this class have inherit -10 to strength
>>25037835Depending on the sort of Greek, since their upper-class were all trained in war and sports, and had naturally fit bodies. Unless you're bringing them back white-bearded in their old age then you'd have a tough challenge.
>>25037830Dude was born in Nepal in an aristocracy, we can't be sure about the height.
>>25037881we talking in their PRIME. 25-35. beating an oldfag is too ez
>>25037884if he was 6' tall in india you can bet your ass they'd mention it. as they don't, an indian heights have remained stable for thousands of years, we can assume he's 5' 7" at best
>>25037893Fair enough
>Charles Bukowski>A big hunchback with ravaged, pockmarked face, decayed nicotine-stained teeth, and pain-filled green eyes. Flat brown hair seemed pasted to an oversized skull, hips broader than shoulders, hands grotesquely small and soft.>would drink two six packs and a pint of Cutty Sark.easy work, he can scrap a little but with his double vision and disturbed balance he'd swing like crazy, I'd punch him in his gut, his liver is barely intact anyway, one precise punch would put him down. 4th round TKO for me
>Stephen Hawking
anne frank
>>250378936ft tall isn't even that tall above average even Ancient farmer-wise, so to have an extensive record of a dude being slightly tall in antiquity is retarded (and assuming it'd survive up until today). For it to make an impression, you'd have to meet the man face to face, as naturally, the soil is uneven, as are paths, much more in a hilly terrain like Nepal, even on horseback you don't differentiate tallness and shortness (Attila the Hun was thought to be 5′ 3″ yet he was thought to be intimidating.)I appreciate your shitpost, but to me the Buddha is canonically a tall jeet from Antiquity. Good lineage, founded a religion and acquired a following, so it's 90% likely he had an imposing and persuasive presence.
>>25037914source: your ass. i am unconvinced by your ass
>>25037914OP hereGautama was swelled, no doubt >Shakya republic was not a monarchy but rather an oligarchy, ruled by an elite council of the warrior and ministerial class that chose its leader or rājā
>>25037917>redditjak can only be only convinced by peer-reviewed soientific articles
>>25037917his father was rājā from warrior caste, he couldn't be a bitch, genes were there
>>25037922nah, i'm just not convinced by his ass specifically. i could be convinced by other asses that have a history of being right or who have made well reasoned arguments before>>25037923indian warriors are all 5' 5" so there
>>25037942shit, anyway, it doesn't matter that much, it would be even easier to fuck him up if he's just jeety jeet weakling. it still amazes me, billions of people not even single prominent boxer or UFC fighter
>>25038424you would get AIDS.
>>25037907even Stephen Hawking with tip-assist?
>>25037905Funny, I've always thought that if I had a time machine I'd go back and fight Charles Bukowski.
>>25037811Veteran/stone mason Socrates. Boxer/Wrestler Plato, easily. Any WW1 trench raid veteran. Bouncer-powerlifter Langan.
>>25038681damn you got hands anon
>>25037811Guenon.
>>25039399why the long face Rene
>>25037811I'll fuck you like the pig, you are anon
>>25037811Sartre
>>25037811Buddha was also Kshatriya, and had warrior's training. He could tie you into a knot, but won't because he wants to release you from suffering, not induce it on you.
>>25037811I would save philosophy from this repressed homosexual.
>>25037811would love to have a scrap with him as I'm also trained in boxing, I'd take him to a thai restaraunt after and blow his friggin mind with some tom ka
This is Juhani Aho, a magnificent specimen of Finnish manhood from the turn of the the 20th century. I think I could take him on.
>>25040062He would absolutely kick your ass man look at his eyes, if he goes for the jugular he goes
>>25037811>David HumeI mean, look at how puncheable his face is.
>>25040729Not as much as Voltaire
>>25037893He was a high caste (warrior) scythian. Also, "India" or "Indian" doesn't refer to anything specific. The huge region that is "India" was home to different people and Gautama specifically was a scythian.
>>25040777bro if you think buddha was 6' you're insane
>>25040777>scythian.this is pure conjecture, there is zero documented evidence of them being present in IndiaWe know what nepalese people look like, they are more asiatic and less europid-looking than most northern plains indians and kashmiris
>>25037893I'm Indian and every guy in my family on father's side is consistently 5'10 to 6'2 . But then again we are kshatriya
>>25040944yeah you're freaks who could not dream of walking the middle path
>>25040903Lumbini is like a few miles from the Indian border. I was in Kathmandu in the fall most people looked indistinguishable from Indians. He was a poojeet.
>>25037814Lel
I have a gun so this question does not interest me
>>25037811>Confucius>anywhere from 6'10" to 7'2" tall>possibly 9'6" if Si Maqian's sources are accurate like they usually are>master of archery and charioteering>strong enough to solo lift the heavy bolt of a city gate, which usually required at least 3 or 4 people working in unisonthere's no fucking way...
>Swinburne>5'4 alcoholic masochistI could fuck him up, difficult part is making sure he doesn't enjoy it
>>25040777The Shakya had an Astro-Asiatic "Munda" ethnic substrate; they were part jungle gook hence the "golden" complexion
>>25037811Can't think of a modern philosopher I don't think I could take. Some of the ancients are scary though, and those monks had some next level discipline.
>>25040944>t. least caste obsessed jeet
>>25040944I have heard you sold your woman to Mughals to save your asses
>>25037811Honestly probably 80% of all authors
