>Goes into his library >Takes a manuscript off the shelf and dusts it off >Flips to a random page >Strikes out a line with his quill>"And then the character took (current technology device out) and proceeded to (do action(s) that result in progressing the plot forward in a manner similar to previously striked out text)>Calls up publisher on his rotary phone>"Hey there suit, got another one for ya!">Awesome!
>>25039522King is the only person I know who started looking better as he was nearing 60 years. I had no idea Anglo genes can produce unibrows
>>25039522I've read a lot of King in my day. Like any prolific author they (books) range from holy shit awesome to "had its moments". Given your criticism you can of course show us *your* runaway best seller so we can all know how its done. Of that's right I forgot. OP can't write let alone have his own book that fails. What's the REAL problem with King, level with me you shill. Is it because he's successful, white, and non-Jewish. Is that what chaps your manura.
>>25039576He looked better as a crazy caveman than a lesbian or lich.
>>25040936He writes like it's 1960
>>25039576they're different people tho. nu king is not stephen edwin king, born september 21 1947.
>>25041495Honestly believable. The real one, who was writing about prepubescent orgies in a sewer died in the car accident, and has been replaced by someone who's retarded and can't write shit.
