>Sails from Peru to the Tuamotu Archipelago on a wooden raft to prove that ancient civilizations could>tricks a bunch of Rapa Nui into thinking his "Aku Aku" is more powerful than theirs>Fails to plunder their family caves>Digs up a bunch of statues while his son gets Islander poontang>Sails the Atlantic by reed boat for the hell of it>Proceeds to do the same with the Euphrates river>Spends rest of his life arguing with archaeologists>Dies of brain tumorWhy haven't you read anything by Thor Heyerdahl yet?