>read up on Tristan and Isolde expecting a tragic story of star-crossed lovers>it's the story of king Cuck of Cornwall getting humiliated at every turn
>>25045175because Wagner's version is the pinnacle of art this determines what we notice. never read the book and don't care to
>>25045175The parts with the King's dwarf are hilarious. Also the part where Tristan dissembles himself as a dwarf or a leper are hilarious too. But yeah, the fucking cuck King catches them sleeping naked together and he just leaves his sword...yeah...
>>25045179You should it's a fucking comedy>magic horn reveals 700 women have all been cheating on their husbands, Isolde included >king cuck orders all the women be put to death>Tristan's Chad friend says "what do you seriously believe a fucking magic horn? King cuck if you want to kill Isolde go ahead but don't touch our women, also shame on you Isolde is the most beautiful and perfect and she would never do anything dirty like that">king Cuck belays the order in utter shameand also>king Cuck is about to have his wedding night with Isolde>Tristan's servant makes up some bullshit lie about needing to have the lights off>Tristan and Isolde literally fuck in the other bed in the same room while king Cuck is right over there fucking some old servantand also>king Cuck has locked Isolde up in an isolated tower after everyone knows he's a been made a cuck by queen Isolde and Tristan>Lancelot shows up >forces king Cuck to let her go anyway because "what are you doing keeping her locked up you cuck"
