>STEM prodigy>drops out to pursue English>joins navy>starts working for boeing>has crisis of conscience after doing acid>becomes the greatest author of all timewhen will waldun fulfil his destiny?
>>25077740His destiny is to put on the thigh socks and let himself get fucked nice and hard before he hits twink death
>>25077762why did you post this?
>>25077762Based fetishposter derailing /lit/ zoomer spam bullshit
>>25077740>the greatest author of all timelol
I better not see any disrespect in this thread
>>25077925I'm wet
>>25077925how can i achieve this aura?
>>25077925>riding a motorcycle in a peacoatyeah idk man
>>25077762FPBP
>>25077925That haircut is ass, even for a raging homosexual like Waldun.
>>25077740>>25077925There needs to be more polemics about this kind of wealthy hapa/Asian obsessed with status and appearance but intellectually and spiritually bankrupt
>>25078735bowen yang
>>25078055You can only dream of it
>>25077925Why did they chose a fullbody pic? It makes him look so tiny.
>>25078937putting him to scale next to a motorcycle isn't exactly generous either
Does anyone have the discord posts of him wine drunk?
>>25077740>when will waldun fulfil his destiny?As if the RAN would take him.
>>25078059He doesn't actually ride it, that's for plebs.
>>25077925he's soo tiny
>>25077740It's hilarious that his book was so bad it completely destroyed the illusion he had built up for his followers
>>25079897
>>25080486wow
>>25077740never heard of this guy but based on your description I know this guy is never in his life going to write anything worth reading by anyone
>>25080560Why not? Because he's an academic?
>>25080537Yeah... He sounds just like any other stuck-up writer thriving on social validation
>>25080400How did he build up an illusion of being a good writer before even publishing his book?
>>25080486>4chan goons are going to seethe when Waldun releases his magnum opus and becomes the most important writer of the zoomer generationWaldunchads can't lose.
>>25077740what is he up to now anyway. last i heard of him he rebranded as a beatnik after l'acacamie got obliterated by some fat scotsman on youtube
>>25082437He wore black-rimmed glasses, a scarf and overcoat and took black and white photographs of himself
>>25080486these things really belong in someone's diary. The fact that people in their 30s and 40s will be held accountable for the (understandably) stupid thoughts they had when they were 20 will make them unable to produce anything worthwhile. You're suppose to have these stupid thoughts ferment in the silence of your privacy so that they turn into something interesting in the future. If you expose them all the time to get feedback, and 4chan feedback at best, you're going to be unable to recognize what little good may have been in them and grow organically out of being the 20 year old idiot every person is, including the great literary geniuses.There might have been a real sensibility in Waldun, the stunting of it happened because of constant internet exposure and the necessity for posing that comes with it, instead of choosing loneliness and authenticity to cultivate yourself.
>>25077740>drops out to pursue Englishwhy would anybody study or write in english.
>>25082566So what, that doesn't mean he's necessarily a writer?!
>>25082614To add some flair into their writing via academic rigor
>>25082609Good point, though venting could also work well in person and with the right people
>>25082507last I checked, waldun gets about 4k views per vid now. the obese scotsman converted to islam and makes videos reciting the quran. f gardner has sold many, many hundreds of copies and is sucessful critically and commercially
>>25077969prove it
>>25078721ugly bald moid detected
>>25082788Now in English please
>>25077925>He has duck feet
>>25083263What?
>>25077740Sounds like he shoulda eaten more acid
>>25077925He surely can't be that short
>>25077925>3/4 length jacket on a motorcycleI shiggy diggy
>>25085312ya that guy is obv posing next to some bike he saw on the street, such a moron
>>25085315Holy shit you're right. There's no helmet in sight. It has to be some tongue in cheek bullshit but that possibly makes it worse. Why don't asians understand what it is about them that's cool, pic related.
>>25085348waldewn is so fkn cringe he almost def is serious in that pic lmao
>>25085348>Why don't asians understand what it is about them that's cool, pic related.And what is cool about Asians?
>>25082621Tell that to your average booktok/booktube consumer
>>25082435As one wise anon once told me, a writer can't rely on praise. He must rely on the brokenness within himself.
>>25077925He must really need to stretch just to ride that motorcycle and it's a tiny little roadster.
>>25086238BasedSo as a fucked up person I have a chance
>>25086063When they do weird shit without a hint of self-awareness.
>>25086521For example?
>>25077773He was jerking off, and his coomer-brain is sex-addled