/lit/ - >“Does this mean you’re going to make love to me t - Literature

Anonymous

02/15/26(Sun)20:28:16 No.25090878

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Anonymous 02/15/26(Sun)20:28:16 No.25090878 Archived

>“Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?” Holy shit. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly. “No, Anastasia it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do."

>Firstly, I don't 'fuck'. I goon... hard. Secondly, there's a lot more procrastinating to do.

>Firstly, I don't make memes. I sneed... hard. Secondly, there's a lot more shitposting to do.

Anonymous
02/15/26(Sun)20:30:17 No.25090884

Anonymous 02/15/26(Sun)20:30:17 No.25090884

dyk that book started out as Twilight fanfiction

Anonymous
02/15/26(Sun)20:32:48 No.25090887

Anonymous 02/15/26(Sun)20:32:48 No.25090887

>>25090884
Hence the knot

Anonymous
02/15/26(Sun)21:15:55 No.25090965

Anonymous 02/15/26(Sun)21:15:55 No.25090965

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Anonymous
02/15/26(Sun)21:21:17 No.25090973

Anonymous 02/15/26(Sun)21:21:17 No.25090973

Women are so contemptible that they get enjoyment out of this.

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)01:08:01 No.25091344

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)01:08:01 No.25091344

>>25090973
As opposed to Conan?