>We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when my white boyfriend began to take hold
take hold of what
>>25129749Her womb
>>25129749It just... began to take hold, okay!?
>For a long time, I went to bed early with my white boyfriend>White boyfriend, light of my life, fire of my loins.
gobrina
all not white boyfriends are alike; each white boyfriend is white in its own way
>>25129749flat surfaces, i.e. her chest
>>25129835This is my whytboi this is my gunThis one’s for fighting this one’s for fun
>>25129816>A high-pitched screaming comes across the bed.
>tis better to have been bleached, than never having been bleached
look on my white boyfriend, ye mighty, and despair
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a white boyfriend
fuck my ricecel life.
>>25129935Yesterday I saw an Asian guy holding with a very pretty and trim white girl who was taller than he was and she wasn't wearing lifts, although tbf he looked like a k-pop star except buff
>abandon all White women, ye who enter yellow girls
i have no white boyfriend, and i must cum
>>25129939And then you woke up from your dream.The cause? Your sisters head banging the wall next to you. Her white bf slept over.
My stately, plump white boyfriend came from the stairhead
This didn't need another thread while last one still hasn't fallen off the catalog.
>>25129746Man, I feel sorry that this is happening to her. Hope she's taking the online shitstorm well.
>>25130038fuck her. shes a crackermunching whitebreadgobbler
>>25130024I'm white lil brobro and I have made out with a random Asian girl in public before just by groping her
>>25129746>For sale: Asian girlfriend, never bleached
riverrun, past White women and Black women, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Yerrow radies and White boyfriends.
>What d’ye think of that now, Flask? ain’t there a small drop of something queer about that, eh? A white boyfriend—did ye mark that, man? Look ye—there’s something special in the wind.
>I am a sick boyfriend...I am a spiteful boyfriend. I am a white boyfriend. I think my liver hurts
>I sing sing of arms and of a white boyfriend: his fate had made him fugitive father; he was the first>to journey from the coasts of America as far>as China and those Manchurian hips.
A white boyfriend cums across my thigh
>Midway upon the journey of our life >I found inside myself a boyfriend white > For the straightforward pathway had been lost
>>25129746She isn’t very attractive is she? But judging by her expression alone she looks too friendly and approachable for someone who wrote such disgusting nonsense. Usually you’d expect the woman being the writing to look like a hollow eyed cunt, like the bitch in the OP of some other thread up right now
>>25130123behind the writing*Plus, this is the OP pic I meant
>>25130123You really don't know anything about women. They are all coomers it's just that unlike men they are selective. Multiple girlfriends I have had told me they were masturbating to me even before we dating and started giving signals after
Stately, a plump white boyfriend came from the door, bearing a dress of latex on which a condom and a vibrator lay crossed.
>>25130125>You really don't know anything about womenYou’re right, before I started dating, I thought men had more sexual drive, every relationship I’ve had proved that wrong, they’re smelly horny bitches. But even still, I don’t understand them, I never will.
One must imagine white boyfriend happy.
>>25130129They're very simple. They just do not feel cognitive dissonance, and when threatened by it, their memories alter. They have empathy but are immune to guilt, because they reflexively rationalize everything after thr fact. They don't lie unless they themselves believe the lie, or they have already rationalized why uou "deserve" it; for example, one common example of a woman justifying lying or cheating or trying to mill money out of you, is that she believes you only care about sex and not about her, and so it's fair play to be just as utilitarian with you. In these circumstances she will cling religioisly to thks belief without telling you, but you present enough evidence to dissuade her from it, it will return again as soon as she needs it. If she us ungrateful it isn't because she just has no sense of gratitude, which she absolutely does, but her memory automatically suppresses sense of others helping her. However she can remember others being rude or awful to her very well and her memory automatically gradually embellishes it. Therefore the only way a woman can truly be fond of your memory is if you manage to associate good experiences with you being an asshole, and that paradoxically will keep the good experiences anchored in her mind
>>25130113a screaming white boyfriend cums across the sky
>>25130144Honestly I'd probably give up if I had to be her boyfriend.
>>25129746>it was the slickest of times, it was the driest of times
>>25130163Already, this is Pinecone-esque
>>25129746Hell is impregnating a south east asian woman and paying for her children.Could never me be me nor would I ever wish it upon the faggots that spam 4chan
>>25130184>t. the comedian
unironically what is up with chink and gook women simping for BWC to such a degree
>>25130221Big cocks, most attractive faces racially speaking, and obsessed with Asian women. Not that complicated.
No matter how much she enjoys you being balls deep in her, she is a modern woman and therefore possessed of a bone-deep, birth-control bitchiness that will hound you to the grave.
>>25130221 mellower, more masculine and less neurotic than Asian men. Also less of a resentment toward women because we were busy getting laid instead of actually studying
>>25129746Hot
>>25130221Gooks are in general more prone to assimilate to western culture. I presume they worship it, which translates into their women worshipping white men in the dating sphere.
>>25130332White collar Asians are. Not blue collar Asians. And most white collars assimilate, obviously, they just maintain ethnic nepotism similar to Jews but dropped by WASPs
>>25129746Holy shit this hread must have hit a nerve because an asian frog spammer hit /lit/ with no shame
>>25130390Why would an Asian spammer be upset that a snowburner is being mocked?
I had sex with a Thai hooker some time ago. I wish I could find other Asians.
>>25130395I dont have to explain shit Chang. Why did some other gook, totes not you of course, lazily spam a low traffic board with frog shti?
>>25130395>snowburnerkek do ricecels really say this
to bleach or not to bleach
>>25129816U call me Ishmael longtime kaaaaa
>>25130431No, I just thought it was a humorous portmanteau
>>25130488mayoguzzler
>If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was fucked by my white boyfriend...
>>25129746Her white boyfriend moved above her a pale shape in the gloom of the dormroom and the world beyond the window was a cold and indifferent void. His breath came ragged and she felt the weight of him not as a man but as a fact of the earth a gravity that pinned her to the cheap mattress and the sweat on her skin was not her own. She watched the muscles in his back tense and release a machinery of flesh and bone and she thought of the histories that had brought them to this place the long wars and migrations the bloodlines that had crossed oceans to converge in this small room with its posters and its books. There was only the rhythm of it the ancient and mindless pulse and she was a vessel for it a hollow thing to be filled and emptied and in that moment she was neither asian nor american nor student but only flesh and she saw in his closed eyes a terrible and beautiful emptiness that was the same emptiness that stared out from the heart of the world and she knew that this coupling was not an act of love but a brief and violent truce in the endless war of being.
>>25129749uh, it's a metaphor?
Wow the board fell to shit exponentially fast lately
>>25130762link one of your insightful posts
>>25130749An ai wrote this right? No way an award winner with those negative apostrophe LLM cliches won
>>25130765>>25130762
>>25130749Wait a second, this is pretty good
>>25129746CHAPTER 42: The Whiteness of the Boyfriend
>>25130792She fucks white chads. Not /lit/ sissies. Pretending that is good is not going to get you in that sideways snatch
>>25129746In my younger and more vulnerable years my white boyfriend gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my head ever since.
>It is a truth universally acknowledged that an Asian girl in possession of an unruly libido, must be in want of a white boyfriend.
cogito ergo white boyfriendo
>>25130123That's how they get you. White boyfriends beware.
>>25130264>>25130221https://youtu.be/f1Eo8TIOgEcUnironically true.The cock statistics come in near the end... but sheesh the whole thing is so franchising
>>25129746O White Boyfriend! my White Boyfriend! our fearfur trip is done
Sing to me muse of the White boyfriend of many waysWho after having returned from holiday travelsRearranged my insides on every flat surface available to us
>>25130449>“There!—there!—there again! There she blows right ahead, boys!—lay back!—Never heed yonder yellow boys, Archy.”
a white boyfriend, a white boyfriend,my lineage for a white boyfriend!
It was a dark and stormy white boyfriend.
>the boyfriend
>>25130762bugs... easy on the carrots
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a white boyfriend.
>>25129746>Sing Muse of the BWC of my White boyfriend, the accursed BWC that bought many pains upon my yerrow pussy, and sent many potential fully Asian babies down to Hades, as my Grandmother wept of the breaking of the branch.
>Call me White Boyfriend;
>>25130814can someone else watch this 6:30 hours video for me and give me the concrete arguments and takeaways please?
>>25130221an attempt to genetically stop being what they are by mending themselves with white DNA.same reason Indians are obsessed with white vagena
>>25130838Kek
>>25130038deserved for abusing a perverse system of incentives built by resentful and talentless peopleshe could have self published her story on amazon and nobody would have given her any negative attention
>It was the white boyfriendest of times, it was the BWCest of times, it was the age of holidays, it was the age of flat surfaces
>stately, plump white boyfriend came from the stairhead, carrying a bowl of rice on which our chopsticks and his penis lay crossed
>White boyfriend, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Wh-ite boy-fr-iend: the tips of my lips taking a trip of five steps down the palate to tap, at five, on the teeth. Whi-te boy-fr-iend. He was White, pearly White, in the morning, standing six feet two in size twelve socks. He was White Boy in grey-joggers . He was Boy on Holiday. He was Caucasian Male-Partner on the dotted line. But with me on flat surfaces he was always White Boyfriend.
>See the White boyfriend. He is White and tall, he wears form fitting grey tracksuit pants. He strokes the yellow pussy. Outside lies the country of an unspecified Holiday-destination. His folk are known for yellow of fever, and possessors of BWC but in truth his father has been a flat-surface master.
>As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for white boyfriend. I love to ride forbidden men, and land on white cocks.
White boyfriendHe destroyed my cageYes YESWhite boyfriend pulls out
you guys are setting the bar on these really high
>>25129857the Weissfreund...
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. I am white boyfriend, I cum in many gooks
>>25132122kek
>>25130221they don't tell you this but many brown people unironically, actually believe white people are better. It's a bizarre ingrown brainworm. You might have some familiarity with how brown men desire white women? Well there's a similar thing with brown women desiring white men. Asians feel similarly about white people, but to a lesser extent.
So you guys are telling me the world is subtly getting bleached?
>>25129746>any BWC that exists without being inside me exists without my consent
>>25129746>your greatest sin is that you betrayed and destroyed your race for absolutely nothing
>>25129746G–ddang, ricebunnies are such good eaters. They just get on their little knees so eagerly to eat out their Aryan daddy's hole. They love to rim White deities, and feel it is an honour, achievement and source of pride to record the event and share it with their friends & family on Fansly, OnlyFans, VKontakte and Weiboo! Nothing says she has made it more, the good little eater, the bunny, than a vertical video up close & personal of her pretty (enhanced) face, before her idol, her Way marker, her White stele, and his black hole of Wu!—Smile for Daddy, baby; good little bunny; so eager you take his milky load, so poppingly your lips cup his glans, so diligently your dragon tongue plumbs his gloomy jasper mine! Just, just, good!
>>25132294KEK
I still can't believe her name is "Rucy." It sounds exactly like Engrish. It's like some kind of pun or prank being pulled on us all.
>>25129746>WHITEY-DICK; or, The Whale>Chapter I: Loomings>Call me Ricemeal. Some years ago – never mind how long precisely – having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me in Asian men, I thought I would fuck about a little and see the whitey part of the world. It is a way I have of breaking in the uterus and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a dry, arid July in my cunt – then, I account it high time to get filled with white cock as soon as I can.
>>25130121>Through me the way is to the hardest orgasm;>Through me the way is to eternal cum;>Through me the Asian people's future lost.>Justice incited my sublime Creator;>Created me divine Omnipotence,>The highest Wisdom and the primal Love.>Before me there were no created things,>Only eterne, and I eternal last.>All hope abandon, ye who are entered by me!”>These words in whitest colour I beheld>Written upon the penis of my boyfriend;>Whence I: “Your cock is, Master, hard to me!”
>>25132931Only authors with the most ridiculously ethic sounding names get published now.
Dangerously high levels of incel cringe itt
>>25130838This is the best one.
>>25132986great input from our resident troon
>>25132984>ethic sounding names
>>25132931It's not even a Chinese name. Cui is a Chinese surname 崔 but Rucy is not a word in Chinese. maybe it's Ru-xi or something? but I can't see her mention her name in Chinese anywhere on her website or social media. I think it was quite literally picked by her parents as a joke
>>25132986Read a book. Any book will do. Or do you think Rucy’s slop constitutes worthwhile literature? >>25133440I hope she got bullied for it
>>25129857>A white penis comes across my face.
>>25133451Now every white cock-
I met a traveler from an Asian landWho said, only white boyfriend makes me moanWhen under them or near them, on the bedHalf-drunk, my shattered pussy drips, whose brownand wrinkled lips, and overactive glandTell that white boyfriend well this pussy bredWhich yet survives, slammed by this riceless dick.White boyfriend fucked me, and his cum me fed.And after, in a dream, this voice appears:My name is Xi Jinpingu, king of chinksLook on my micropenis, woman, and despair!Nothing to say remains; round the decayOf asian masculinity unsparedThe lone and levelled cels stay far away
>>25131709The best one ITT
>>25133836>My name is Xi Jinpingu, king of chinkskek
>>25129746The first thread was funny but now the joke is just dead
>>25134294Demoralisation tactics such as yours won’t work on me, Rucy
lmao shills acking themselves in real time
>>25130940I had an Asian chick with me there when I was taking this.
Someone post the white boyfriend's pov
The Unbearable Whiteness of Boyfriends
>>25129835Hehh
>>25130155Are women natively split-brained? Bicameral?
>>25134294Wrong, this is the funniest one so far.
>>25135636There's a couple funny ones, – it was off to an all right start – but there's just too many lazy white-bf snowclones.
>>25134294>The first thread was funny but now the joke is just dead"I will kill you to death!"
Waking up to a loud crash rarely means something good is happening. It’s never “CRASH! Mom made pancakes!” or “CRASH! I got a white boyfriend!”
>>25131709Kek
>>25130221https://www.jenn.site/the-asian-zoomers-arent-like-me/> And this cramped, defensive posture that you end up developing as a result was deeply unsexy, so of course no one wanted to fuck you. And of course you had crushes on white boys instead — their postures made it clear to anyone watching them that they fully expected to be the masters of the universe when they grew up.
>>25133836fucking kek thread saving post desu
>>25135677stop you'll make me laugh
>>25129746god you can tell this dude fucks the shit out of his little yellow nerd. and she loves every fucking minute of it. ah to be white... and not bald or short..
>>25131709
Tremendous amount of smaefagging going on here.
>>25137886 >>25137886 >>25137886
>Any white boyfriend followed precisely to its cock leads precisely nowhere. Fuck the boyfriend just a little bit to test that it’s white. From the top of the boyfriend, you cannot see the boyfriend.
>>25129746Since no one on this board actually reads, I went and found the short story she published myself:https://www.thegeorgiareview.com/posts/hatchling/It wasn't as self-indulgent as I was expecting it to be.I don't know what the egg is supposed to symbolize.
>>25139165Found this article making the claim that many of these stories tend to hit the same beats because literary fiction tends to be written one type of person and these people tend to encounter the same problems.https://www.estragon.news/the-oracular-outsiders-and-the-homework-doers/
>>25139196The person who wrote that article understands literature far better than /lit/ does.
>>25139201Don't you (shouldn't you) also need some experience reading MFA writing program work to leverage complaints about MFA writing program writing, specifically?
>>25139196>interior lifeTrouble is, humans just aren't that interesting. Muh status. Muh resources. Muh mortality. That's about it.
>>25139252Untrue. I could read Augustine's musings again and again.
>>25139308His Latin is also exquisite, even as an obviously later style.
>>25139201Agreed. It was a good analysis. "The house style of MFA programs" prose is an insult I'll have to remember.
>>25139196>Modern literature sucks ass because it's soulless garbage. There, I said the same thing in one sentence.
>>25139196>literary fiction is cliched, plotless, and stylistically empty>nobody reads litficGee, almost makes you wonder if there's a correlation.
>>25139340Honestly modern day litfic is just the whiny ramblings of people whose only achievement is getting an MFA in English lit. At least back in the day litfic used to be kino. It's obvious that literature is a dead artform, but that's fine because nothing will ever erase what already exists.
>>25139196how would you go about writing a interesting character driven story focusing on the characters interior life without any cinematic plot
>>25139372"Something Happened" by Heller is the stream of consciousness of the main character for 580 pages. There are all of 3 plot events that occur over the course of the book. It's less of a story and more of a character's reflection on their life.He keeps it interesting by jumping back and forth between events in the main character's past, his home life, and his work while he reflects on the impact these events have had on him and failing to make a meaningful change in his life.
>>25130449
>>25139308based
>>25137873ricecels never had a chance in the West did they? : (
>>25139196>estragon.news
>>25133836KEK
>>25133836jeez, that's brutal. how are ricecels gonna cope with this one?
>The white boy fled across the desert, and the MFA writer followed.
>>25129749she means holdenholden caulfield
In my younger and more vulnerable years my white boyfriend gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since."Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the intergenerational family trauma that you've had."
If ever you want to know who rules over you ask who white boyfriend isn’t allowed to criticize.
Really wish I was white. What a time to be alive for whites (last two thousand years).
>>25140088You wish you were a doomed species?
>>25140090Who really cares about that? I'd get to live in a great fucking time as a white. I'd die one day in any case.
>>25140093>Who really cares about thatWhite people.
A weird thing I noticed on other sites is that these asian ladies really don't like it when their non-asian boyfriends take an interest in their culture, like pretending to want to read Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio or Dream of the Red Chamber. You thought it would be an objectively good thing in a woman's eyes if her partner showed an interest in her culture, but guess not.
>>25140096It's clear they really don't.
>>25140105Isn't it obvious they hate being Asian?
>>25140105Why would they like it if you did that? They don't give a shit about any of that and it doesn't have anything to do with them, so I assume they take it as you stereotyping them.
>>25139196this n***a reading estrogen dot news
>>25140107I can't honestly say that I understand what's there to hate about their culture or envy about the absolute state of westerners. There probably wasn't a worse time to be a westerner than right now since late antiquity.>>25140117Admittedly I don't have much experience with the asian diaspora but I thought only westerners do this thing of dismissing their cultural heritage and making a show of how hard they sit on their ancestors. The rest of the world doesn't work like that. And literally just taking an interest is hardly stereotyping, if you had a GF who came from a different culture, wouldn't you think it to be a compliment if she wanted to know yours better?
>>25140123It's not about what you or even them understand. It's about what they feel.
>>25139196How did MFA programs obtain such a stranglehold on highbrow literature? I thought a major appeal of literature as an art form was exactly that it was so democratic in character. That anyone could take their shot at making something good because all you needed was a pen and paper, or I guess a keyboard and a computer to get going anywhere, anytime.
>>25140131The editors at all the publishers are the same shrill, lifeless HR-Americans in charge of hiring at every corporation now. It wouldn't surprise me if they're literally rejecting authors because they "Ew he looks like an incel."
>>25140137Ugly people cannot create beauty so this would actually be a good policy to use.
>>25140131>anyone could take their shot at making something good because all you needed was a pen and paperno this is just the cope that losers too lazy to learn electric guitar tell themselves, but has never been true
> It has been hopeless for a long time, from the very beginning. You will never represent, Rucy, a white man’s erotic dream. You have to resign yourself to the inevitable; such things are not for you. It's already too late, in any case. The sexual failure you've known since your adolescence, Rucy, the frustration that has followed you since the age of thirteen, will leave their indelible mark. Even supposing that you might have white men in the future -- which in all frankness I doubt -- this will not be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew.
>>25140127Only in a performative sense. Subconsciously, I think people have interpolated into their view that a lot of the people who show a rare instance of interest or appreciation of "western culture as it exists as a narrative" or history are just nerds and turds. It's all sexless Lindybeige types or straight up racists and ethno-nationalists, and neither are attractive patterns to follow and model yourself as. In short: people who work at renaissance fairs might get pussy, but they're only getting autistic weirdo pussy from other people who work at a renaissance fair. Gross.Westerners shit on being educated and having pride in their heritage only because it's more convenient to continue being retarded than taking on the difficulty of actually being well-educated and yet donning the mantle of cool irony and calling everything gay and calling other educated people faggots and posturing as though they are above it all. I might be a retard, but I am in the same line of culture heritage of Romans writing graffiti outside of a brothel calling other men gay, cuckolds, or saying their dicks don't work. I am the modern western plebian, in all his glory. Behold!: Here is Plato's man! He is a gay chicken and running around the square with a bare ass!
>>25140131It's a natural progression of most highbrow classics being written by well educated people.If you remember the proles from 1984, that is us.
>>25140198damn dude shave ur shoulders what the fuck
>>25140202or maybe don't wear a tank top
>>25139196Pretty good article
>>25139367I wouldn't be so confident about that. Maybe already in our lifetime things will go completely digital and anyone still clinging to physical books will be accused of being crypto-chuddery. So the average normie, if he will know how to read at all, will only read digital editions of texts which remove or rewrite problematic passages, or which won't make available authors and works at all which are deemed problematic.
>>25140131It is the result in literature of the wider professionalization of managerial society where corporate monopolies, media, academia, and government become a feedback loop. You see it in most industries. And all of that happens because it creates predictable albeit dwindling rate of profit. There was a version of the "New Hollywood" trend in literature in America, and that ended by about 1985.
>>25135376>Rucy
>>25140202They're nature's epaulettes
>>25137388man, this shit sounds so bitter and dripping with envy. do asians really feel like this?
>>25140313God does not pray dice with the universe.
>>25140105Almost no Chinaman let alone girl cares about the high culture of older Chinese societies, especially not those in the diaspora and even less those in the west. It's basically larpers and sometimes the government "rehabilitates" a classic (after its mass burning by Maoists) because they see it as a potential nationalist icon. If anything people in China still care about the dumb very low culture of old like Chinese astrology, or that divination thing throwing bones at anagrams, or eating tiger testicule paste hoping they'll become sex gods.
>>25129746Careful, this bat soup county.
I find it kinda fascinating how women are almost always, anywhere, anytime the most ardent enforcers of the current orthodoxy, whatever it may be, but also the ones who get the least amount of mental dissonance from acting in ways which run contrary to the principles of that orthodoxy. I kinda envy their infinite capacity for flexibility that way. Unironically.
>>25140123>Admittedly I don't have much experience with the asian diasporaNeither do I, but I think what I said is sensible.>I thought only westerners do this thing of dismissing their cultural heritage and making a show of how hard they sit on their ancestors.I'm not saying they're shitting on it. But what does some novel from hundreds of years ago necessarily have to do with some random Chinese girl whose grandparents left China and that was born and raised somewhere else? Does every westerner necessarily care about Shakespeare? That doesn't mean they shit on him, but it doesn't mean they give a fuck either, or that he's related to their interests in any way.
Is there a reason westernised asian girls with immigrant parents with no life experiences apart from being bullied in school for being asian and going to college are the only non-smut authors getting published nowadays? Is it like a feedback loop where these kinds of people are also the only ones buying books?
>>25141774Publishing houses and literary agents won't deal with you unless you're a certain type of person writing a certain type of book. It's a political issue to them so it isn't entirely about what sells. Though if you create that sort of climate then that will indeed be the only thing that sells because that's all that gets published.
damn you fags really know how to take a joke and run it into the ground. I'm sure the autist who made all these threads isn't even the guy who posted it first. fucking embarrassing
>>25129746I wish I was as happy about something as she is about her White boyfriend
>>25141830It’s one thread you baby bitch.
>>25141830t. doesn't have a white boyfriend to show off to elders
>For a long time, I used to go to bed with my white boyfriend early
>>25129746>Aside from those more obvious considerations touching boyfriend, which could not but occasionally awaken in any banana’s soul some alarm, there was another thought, or rather vague, nameless horror concerning him, which at times by its intensity completely overpowered all the rest; and yet so mystical and well nigh ineffable was it, that I almost despair of putting it in a comprehensible form. It was the whiteness of the boyfriend that above all things appalled me. But how can I hope to explain myself here; and yet, in some dim, random way, explain myself I must, else all these chapters might be naught.
>>25129746I looove it. You're so smart, so special. I want to read more like this. :-)
I got my first book published by fucking the acquisitions editor, a soft and delicious little Asian chick. Highly recommended.
>>25130155Very high quality and insightful post.
>Whether a white boyfriend will be the hero of my life, or whether that station will remain unfulfilled by (not well) Hung, these flat pages will show.
>>25141830That's what a 4chan meme is, dumb dumb.
>My boyfriend whited WASPly to the stairs, and Aryaned downwards
>The whole of Stanford is divided into three parts, one of which is inhabited by the BWCs, another by the Israelites, and the third by those who, in their language of the East, are called our neurotic Asian American women
>"The seething din of white boyfriends faded into the warming night, their cries of "the Beatles fucking suck" and "Boomers are to blame for all my failings" were dampened to silence by the mist, and drown by the morning dew.>But the white boyfriends would be awake by early afternoon, only to start the plaintive ritual again; the melancholy wailing bouncing off the backlit screens and cereal boxes surrounding them, while members of other generations, working, raising families, contributors all, heard nothing of it. The local flora turned as deaf an ear as the fauna, and the cloudless sky, too; and so continued the spiteful blameful opera voiced by the directionless adherents of America's voluntary class of malding malaisial white boyfriends.">-- Magnus Olympus, from The Saddest Clowns in the World
The white boyfriend and its consequences have been a disaster for the Asian race.
>>25140123>I can't honestly say that I understand what's there to hate about their cultureBecause their cultures have never created the greatest treasure of all, a white boyfriend.
>>25129746>White boyfriend believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter—tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther...
>>25129749Her chopsticks and bubble tea.
It was part of their blood,It came to them very earlyWith long arrears to make good,When the Chink began to bleach. Their voices were high pitched, Their eyes were slanted and folded. There was begging and pleading, When the Chinks craved BWC.
>>25141774>being bullied in school for being asianEven that's a stretch. >people assume you're good at math>people ask you what kind of asian you are or just assume incorrectly>someone make a chingchong joke while pulling their eyelids into slitsHow the upper-middle class Asian-American diaspora is ever able to live in such atrocious conditions is beyond me. Truly the trail of tears of the 21st century.
>>25141830>>/reddit/
>>25144362Taking a weak joke skimmed off of Twitter and running it into the ground is reddit incarnated. The fucking state of this board.
>>25131665Many whores attest that skinny, tall white men have large benises.
>>25144372>White boyfriend invented this kind of battle at Petersburg in sixty- five.>No, he didn’t—he just invented mass butchery. This kind of battle was invented by Reddit and Twitter and whoever wrote Annihilation, and callow onions salesmen and cucks in the chair and mama sans seduced in the back lanes of Irvine and Fremont. Why, this was a love battle—there was a century of middle-class love spent here. This was the last love battle.
>All white boyfriends are alike; each non-white boyfriend is non-white in its own way.
>Dost thou hear?>Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice>And could of men distinguish, her election>Hath sealed white boyfriend for herself.
>>25144541Kek
>>25140105In Toronto we had the worst play this year. It was based on strange tales by pu songling.
>>25140106No we really don't. Why would you care?>I'm a huge boomer. I need to run the world in my image forever.Fuck off
>>25145298Looks gay.
>>25145308I left a play before it was over for the first time. If it was just gay I would have watched the excuses for degeneracy. It just sucked.
>>25132168They don't tell you this but, you can take brown people home from Tim hortons. They're free. You just take as many as you can smell and they don't need much space. They mostly feed on low cost legumes and readily take to toileting regardless of privacy.
>>25130797Favorite one
>>25129746>WROTH, white boyfriend sing of that of the autoaborting daughter of azns.
>>25130940>>the boyfriendNot exactly white is he? More Slavonic mixed with Irish. The kind of dog face that indicates a latent Hungaro-Finnishness.
You really are missing out if you aren't engaging with the rich literature of the Asian diaspora.
>My boyfriend-he white.>All the aunties rushed out to see. I remained, and went on with my dinner.
>>25143046Gets'em every time.
>>25148142I feel like their smiles are in a negative feedback loop
>>25139196>found this articleFuck off and die, you shilling faggot. Your article fucking sucks
>>25139372Isn't this Hamsun's Hunger?You need some conflict with the self. Those thots' internal monologues aren't that interesting because there's nothing really bothering them
>>25148725It’s simply hundreds of books, you unread faggot.
>>25139196Is the egg supposed to be symbolic of her behaving white on the outside but she's really yellow on the inside? Lol
>>25148733Mind blown...
>>25148730>>25148730List one hundred books. You haven't even read 50. Cunt
>no one posted it yet
>>25148142Her white husband looks like Dennis from IASIP just finished clearing an Okinawan village.
>>25140131>How did MFA programs obtain such a stranglehold on highbrow literature?you would enjoy picrel
>>25148142
>>25130155this would explain so much....>They're very simplelol. this isn't simple at all. what you are saying is that they brainwash themselves to avoid feeling shame or guilt, and that you have to be a manipulative asshole to make them feel good.that sounds borderline (if not outright) narcissism. are all women like this? if so, I'm 100% fucked, I hate that mind games crap.but I do wonder: are ALL women deeply insecure and dumb, even the ones that cheat, lie or steal shamelessly?
>>25130123nah she has the asian thousand cock stare, it's easy for us to tellt. asian man
alright wybois you had a few funny parodies in this thread, but damn you guys are really simping over this 3/10It's all cool though, Asian men will take your 10s
>>25148733>>25148735Now that she's got a white boyfriend she's aborting white babies, and herself.
>>25148797>Her white husband looks like Dennis from IASIP just finished clearing an Okinawan village.All those Tokio subway station lockers won't fill themselves with Half-GI abortions.
>>25150272I agree that that Russian is a 10, but that azn man to his left has had *a lot* of work done.
>>25129746As a Eurasian these bitches are embarrassing the race. Need to fuck off.
>>25150272I have intense hate for blondies.>>25150316I think you should kill yourself.
>>25150773>I have intense hate for blondies.Fortunately she's not one.>>25150272they look cute togetherdoes this really upset people?people are so fucking weirdyou're all virgins anyway, aren't you? no woman's gonna touch you regardless of race(not me, i'm like the only person on 4chan with grandkids, ask me how being old and fat and successfully completed all biological urges feels like)
>>25150272>hover handLMAAAAAAAAAAAO
>>25130124Wow that filtered you?
>>25148797kek
>>25140131>HighbrowIt's not highbrow anymore. But to answer your question, it's because women have flooded university liberal arts programs and are also extremely uncreative and untalented.
>>25148142"Her mother was Korean and her father is American of Jewish heritage.[4]"
>>25148797lost, bahaha
>>25151962I mean, was the last name Zauner not obvious enough for you?
>>25140202What is it with yanks and their fixation on hairlessness? Nobody should shave below the neck.
>>25129746I don't know who this is, but she looks like Lauren Tom
>>25139196>The detached narration, arrhythmic variation in sentence length Also very common in literature in translation. Possible causal relationship?
>>25152408This was a good article that generally argued that literature in other languages has been subtly molded to be just as flat and detached as American (MFA) fiction so that they're more likely to get translated.>In particular one notes a tendency to remove obstacles to international comprehension. >More importantly the language is kept simple. Kazuo Ishiguro has spoken of the importance of avoiding word play and allusion to make things easy for the translator. >If culture-specific clutter and linguistic virtuosity have become impediments, other strategies are seen positively: the deployment of highly visible tropes immediately recognizable as “literary” and “imaginative,” analogous to the wearisome lingua franca of special effects in contemporary cinema, and the foregrounding of a political sensibility that places the author among those “working for world peace.” https://www.nybooks.com/online/2010/02/09/the-dull-new-global-novel/
>>25129749take hold in the same manner as an infection or illness
>>25152430dude, fuck this whole planet
>>25152399Lauren Tom if she a low class Chinese mountain hillbilly
>>25152430
>>25152430>thinking English speakers want to read third world slop
>>25150272>>25129746The next great American Novel will be written by a Chinese man, likely a Chinese-American manA man because women just go along with what they're programmed to do; they don't have the cognition to go their own wayA Chinese because China is America's primary geopolitical rivalJust as a Russian-American in Nabokov did during the height of the first Cold War, only a true outsider (represented by a member of America's primary geopolitical rival) has the psychological vantage point to really understand AmericaEveryone else is in various states of hypnosis, the majority goycattle, and dissidents of various flavours have various brainworms of their own, they won't produce anything original or worth anything past blackpilling until a Chinese man resets the zeitgeist
>>25129746Why does this give me Thompson vibes?
>>25152991makes sense
>>25152430The fruit of monolingualism
>>25153032Spanish will never produce another work of literature. You might not want to hear this but you need to hear this.
>>25152991>Just as a Russian-American in Nabokov did during the height of the first Cold War, only a true outsider (represented by a member of America's primary geopolitical rival) has the psychological vantage point to really understand AmericaMFA retardation
>>25153054Spainish speakers were so desperate to have a great modern novel they propped up an unfinished slog of a "novel" written by a Chilean and tried to convice the rest of the world it was a post-modern masterpiece.
>>25153235this is perhaps the most intellectualized and nuanced "pretty much any race is better than whytoids" attempt, ever. Truly, a tour de force. Master bait. Which of course, makes anon... a master-baiter. I mean, I'm *still* not buying your reverse racism? but this will fool a lot of people. So believe me when I tell you. Fuck you. I'm a straight white male, and I want actual equal treatment for everyone. And you? well, I know what you want. I only pray I live long enough to see people like you fall.
>>25153413>this is perhaps the most intellectualized and nuanced "pretty much any race is better than whytoids" attempt, ever.reverse MFA retardationamerica has NEVER been a racial monoculture"white" applying to anyone but ethnic groups from the original colonist 16th century groups is a post civil war construction
>>25153419I was 80% sure you're not white. Now I'm 100% sure.
>>25141890>It’s one thread you baby bitch.I saw one and participated, then two more were competing. this is at least one of those two. If not, its the fourth but I am being conservative. Its at least three, and that's a definitive fact.
>>25153423Im 100% sure youre retarded and under your own goycattle hypnosis you project on everyone else
>>25153413>this is perhaps the most intellectualized and nuanced "pretty much any race is better than whytoids" attempt, ever.imagine taking what that anon said and interpreting it that way lmao. way to make yourself the victim, faggot.
>>25153054Neither will English
>>25151962Ah, that explains the band name
>>25153413no actually that's not what I'm sayingI'm a bit of a "whytoid" whisperer myself, but someone else (a Chinese man) with greater literary merit will have to do what I cannot; a Great American Novel capturing the spirit of our timeslike a Prof Jiang (except not cvcked and CIA'd and not retarded, and mentally more grounded, so basically, completely different actually save for the racial similarity) but for literature, and what this hypothetical writer will create will at once be mainstream in a way that is latent and might even seem intuitive, but also absolutely subversive, in the way that mainstream society will not immediately accept, or rather the conditions of society at the time precludes, kind of like HBD nowadaysOriental civilization is the only real measure for occidental, today and past, and worthy of measuring too, and only someone from this background can really see America for what it is, vice and virtuesKind of like Wang Huning's prescient America against America actually, written 35 years ago, although the problem there is that Wang is too foreign and too academic (he is a political scientist after all).The negro has too much baggage of his own, the Latino too embedded already in the Western tradition, everyone else a vassal or a spiritual American already or too little history in the American context or just not relevant Anyways my point is that America's only hope is a Chinese man, just as renaissance Europe rediscovered its own roots after import from the near-east
>>25153598Shut the fuck up, you're an idiot.
>>25153598yes. as always, america needs foreigners to "save" it. Just as the jew sits around now, laughing at how well the "trump is a jew" meme worked so well. so too will they push the "dangerous" foreigner that says what we all already know to be true. its not a matter of this outside intellectual seeing the thing, its about being allowed to say it in public. you jews are too sly.
>>25153456>imagine taking what that anon said and interpreting it that way lmao. way to make yourself the victim, faggot.fuck off., white people are the biggest victims of racism, ever.
>>25153419>reverse MFA retardation>america has NEVER been a racial monoculture>"white" applying to anyone but ethnic groups from the original colonist 16th century groups is a post civil war construction*everyone* easily and intuitively grasps what white means. and white western europeans are very much monoculture compared to the shit pouring in these days. A giant nose kike JEW invented the word "melting pot", and use of the word "construct" in terms of racial identity is intersectional hebrew nonsense.
>>25152991nice image. "look how successful asian men are with cute jewesses". a lot of jewesses are kinda hot except for the nose and the close set beady eyes. They look best straight-on, which hides the beak.
Wow, there are non whites in here? Please, let me show you the door, you appear to be lost.
>>25154637>BACLol that's like a black genius or an asexual jeet it has never happened and it never will
>>25131654HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25155065Holy shit look at all those massive 4 inchers
>>25155262tell me you're addicted to porn without telling me you're addicted to porn
>>25155359>r/bigasiancock>Anon points out the dicks are in fact small>RRRREEEEE PORN ADDICTION!!!l m a o
>>25150788>(not me, i'm like the only person on 4chan with grandkids, ask me how being old and fat and successfully completed all biological urges feels like)fine, how is it then?
>The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the Asian vagina. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling (except for my tight wet Asian pussy), have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the masculinity of Asian men.
>>25153598>I'm a bit of a "whytoid" whisperer myselftranslation: yet another jew saying "hey, white people. white person here..." and really, that's a story as old as time itself. Its so tiresome.
>>25156229many chinese have a longer history in america than most whytoids that came, and literally built the railroads if you're not a literal mayflower descendent you should consider shutting-TFU>>25155808I got you where it hurts spiritual cvck
Bumping so this thread can finally reach the bump limit and die sooner, I’m sick of seeing this ugly gook’s face.
>>25130221Status symbolA white boyfriend signals status to the East Asian yellow bellied crocodile, similar to how owning a tiger signal status or owning a dog.Yes, the white man is an accesory to them
>>25137388As an Asian, I am 100% glad I didnt grow up in a white country when I was young lest I find myself writing kimchee laced crap like this.
farewell white boyfriend thread
>>25151962Worst korea and a jew god dang
>>25145371Gay as in it looks like it's terrible. Did you see how the Stratford Festival turned Hamlet into a non-binary black lesbian a few years back? https://youtu.be/_KBltb0QMU8
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>>25152430does this explain why american writers like katie kitamura win so many awards, i bet it does
>>25157480kek
>>25152430>castrate artistic sensibilities and aesthetic ambitions in the name of mass-production and a common greater good>utilitarianism is good when model asians do ittime for death camps
Finally this thread can die
>>25159244I'm just going to make another one.
>>25159392Kill yourself first
>>25158831Was it well done? I'm not against this at all. Imagine daniel day lewis or phillip seymour hoffman playing harriet tubman!
>>25129746Who df is this bitch?
