>still mogs nearly 200 years later
Apparently he doesn't even kill the guy in the endCan't imagine a worse let down2002 movie is better(Haven't read it.)
>>25152235The prison section was kino. The endless yearly income comparisons that came after it were not. Also Dantes should have been humbled a bit more in the end in my opinion.
>>25152257how would that be providence then?
Is 3 musketeers as good?
>>25152317Yes. Get the sequels too. It's one of the most entertaining stories to get lost in for a couple of months. I believe Oxford is the only publisher that's published the entirety of the d'Artagan Romances. They're the ones I have anyway
>>25152235No, no it doesn't. It's one of the most tiring, self-righteous, worthless things I've devoted time to. It makes sense that a white man carved the core story, then the nigger that the French love so much came in, bloated it beyond belief, and turned it into a mess. This, and adventure novels of their time, are pulpschlock of their time. Today's average capeschlock beats it for time well spent. God, I hate this book. The movie is cool though.
>>25152661>couple of monthsHow much do you read per day? I finished them all in under a week.
Ma foi!
>>25154002Nta but if its a good book like Monte cristo I can maybe do 100 pages a day. Those books are thicc
>>25152235Hmmm sammiches
>>25153999>God, I hate this book. The movie is cool though.Go back to Netflix, unfit to even be called swine.
>/lit/izens prefer the movie to the bookthis board is doomed
>>25152235Why didn't he just plap that Grecian tushie instead of getting revenge?
>>25156829The anime is unironically better.
>>25152235The Stars Tennis Balls by Stephen Fry (yes the actor) is a nice compressed modern retelling of this. His enemies actually die in that one.
>>25152257This is what I remember about it. It read like a teenage fanfiction.
>>25152235Genre fiction of its era.>>25152317This too.
>>25152252No movie ofbthis is ever good because they all make him get back with skank Mercedes instead of Haydee.
>>25157527He literally does in the book, lol.
>>25159683why do niggas refuse to give Dantes his proper daughterwife
I liked the sci fi version by Alfred bester. The intro is hype as hell. Teleportation is cool fantasy to indulge in. The movie with caveziel is absolute kino and inspires me on occasion.
>>25157535Its pretty hadass, the effects on the clothes and setting are majestic.
