Bible literalists never want to interpret this verse literally for some weird reason.
>>25157850What does it mean if interpreted literally?
>>25157856It means humans were on track to grow beyond YHWH's control, which implies that he is not actually all powerful.
>>25157862Or his all powerfulness and omnipotence include the possibility of being that which he is notDuh anon
>>25157850please go back to /his/ and stay gone. /lit/ isn't your atheist vs tradlarper shitting ground.
>>25157870If I was an atheist I wouldn't care what the Bible said because I would think YHWH doesn't exist. I believe he exists. I think he lies about who/what he is though.
>>25157870>criticizes someone for shitting on the ground>shits on the groundSTINKY in here
>>25157867>Christfag Tries Not to Bend Over and Take it in the Ass for a Foreskin Eating Desert Demon Challenge>Difficulty: ImpossibleIf there were an omnipotent god that has the potential to be anything then why would you worship any specific god, when all gods would be aspects of the omnipotent god?And specifically why one as grotesque as the god of abraham?I can only assume there is some rampant strain of masochism built into much of the human genome that's allowed this wretched condition to perpetuate.
>>25159136>an omnipotent god is bound by the logic games of a late language in a universe he createdhow many inches wide is god
>>25159471He is presumably wider than Moses but still small enough for Job to wrestle
You’re all reading the wrong version to begin with.Read pic related.
>>25157862Brainlet interpretation. That implies that man can ever plan to be greater than God.
>>25157862are you genuinely retarded loli swear, the shit I read on this board sometimes
Gnostic schizos make me SICK
>>25159136it's a bit weird to call the god of abraham grotesque while using such disgusting language and imagery yourself
>>25159567His worldview echoes his soul, naturally.
>>25157850Biblical literalism has never meant that the text cannot use literary devices. To put it simply, it means that something should be taken literally unless there's a reason within the text that it shouldn't be. You can get into the weeds with the details, but that's the gist of it.
>>25157850I. THERE IS NOTHING TO INTERPRET; THE VERSICLE IS EXPLICIT AND NOT METAPHORICAL.II. THIS THREAD IS OFF TOPIC.
But why get mad at the fig tree?
>>25159656Man. You’ve always been a buzzkill
>>25159670THERE IS NO «BUZZ» TO «KILL».
>>25159678Each to their own, I’m having a good time, as a spectator.
>>25159567>>25159570A bit weird of you to pretend to morality and quality of soul while you worship a demon of mutilation, because you're afraid to say no-no words
>>25157862what kind of god would tell you they were the only real god?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdfReE0qds
>>25160354i'm a materialist, though
>>25160381a false god
>>25159136Hi anon, I'm the one you originally responded to coming to check out the mess I madeI'm not a christfag, but you seem to be horribly upset. I was only responding to the generally agreed upon consensus that God is omnipotent and is everything, so naturally he is going to be things that people will be upset with and will associate with a lessening of his status as God.It's just common sense silly anon
God never should have allowed the Industrial Revolution.
>>25160470You're just a jew.
>>25160537Go stand in the path of a falling nuke.
>>25160617Oh you lively spirit you :)
I long for the day when the world will be rid of this nonsense.
>>25160621*monarch remembered that*
>>25160626no you don't. trust me i've seen itif you think it's bad now (and it's not, you just can't ignore other people's irritating interests and qualities), it gets way worse when there is no sense of "other"
>>25160627Trade me hats
>>25160628To which nonsense do you think I am referring?
>>25160631Choke on your upchucked innards.
>>25160634apply what i've said to your reference
>>25160636A few more comments and I'll be climbing up onto the cross
>>25160638You do realize what this is, don't you?
>>25160641And you can hammer the nails yourself! You've earned it faggot.
>>25160612two things can be true at once, retard
>>25160646You'll have to do the second handTHE MINUTE HAND THE MINUTE HANDNOT QUITEMY SECOND HANDpardon me
>>25160655When did I claim otherwise?
>>25160657You'll figure out a way to do both. Don't forget your feet.
You don't even have to go that far in Genesis to see that the dude is certainly not omniscient: Genesis 3:9 "Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?"
>>25160658should've known /lit/fags would be too autistic for that one
>Land of Milk and Honey Ah such an eloquent extended metaphor, His disciples were truly inspired in sharing the word of the Lord >Fire and Brimstone He meant the fire dimension and you’re going there forever if you don’t clean up this room!
>>25160660What is the sound of one hand clapping
>>25160664Asking someone if they did something does not mean that you don't know that they did it.
>>25160664>christians are just science fiction spergs rebrand
>>25160672Why does anyone respect a god who was "pretending to be retarded"
>>25160687Keep stoking those flames, rodent.
>>25160691It falls on your head.
>>25160687>sitting on the outside of the god brigade>thinking everyone on the inside is autistically respecting
>>25160698I get it. You're cursed. Just literally stop being cursed LOL
>>25160700if only if onlythe woodpecker sings
>>25160706It's so easy. You just stop.
>>25160741>defining my desiresbegone creature of sidewalk
>>25160745I am God and I am telling you to stop.
>>25160748>putting your face close to me and asking for a kiss
>>25160755Stop having gay fantasies too.
>>25160786Hey bro, you said it
>>25160795I told you to stop being cursed. Now do as I say.
>>25160672You gotta love pretzel logic.
>>25160803Gooey dismay
>>25157862Lol, no it doesn't you complete and total retard.
>>25157850It just means pic related.
>>25157850It's not that nothing would be impossible for them, but that they would have actually believed it as they began to build the tower as one people speaking the same language, paving the way to unspeakable wretchedness.
>>25161741>humans being able to communicate with each other can only lead to unspeakable wretchedness
>>25162171>he says on 4chan
>>25162175How very Apollonian of you.
>>25162175>not realizing that 4chan communication is peak purity
>>25159669Have you ever been slightly peckish at midnight? Then you go to the pantry for some food. But there is no snacks because you didn't buy any.I would certainly curse the fig tree.
