From a best-selling YA novel
>>25161107>pretending you don't remember being a YA and watching people realize this exact humor style was the funniest thing they've ever heard>finding a bad example of something in a bad type of bookorange you glad you're almost a real adult now anon
>>25161107food analogies should be banned.
>>25161119I think it works if you get the point across."Voice made of brown sugar" could mean it's sweet but also smooth, you know? How sometimes sugar is too sweet, but brown sugar feels almost 'warmer'?
>>25161129the anon your responding to has a broken braindon't give them any mind
Obviously being silly and making fun
>>25161169Except that's not the tone of the book at all
>>25161107From the same bookIn fact, $23,000 (from the vault of a very rich man, so certainly all $100 bills) would weigh only 8 ounces
>>25161114I remember in Animorphs where they went back in time and Tobias tried to kill Hitler.
>>25161194>his mustache was bristled and dense, like fuzzy beetle if a fuzzy beetle were walking on Hitler's face
>>25161107The YA novel genre-fictioned genre-fictionallly down the page.
>>25161171>tone policing has become tome policing
>>25161206take a hike squire
>>25161210True uncspeak
>>25161194I think I missed that book
>>25161233>doesn't know what to do, but needs to do something>resorts to slop talk>is a squire>offhandedly refers to me a knight
>>25161107>t. high pitched cuckexcerpt seems alright to me, they're obviously humoring the situation.
>>25161194>>25161243>Upon spotting Hitler, Tobias presses a Hork-Bajir blade against his throat, electing to kill him, while Cassie explains that this Hitler is not the same Hitler from their timeline. The captain fires at Tobias, causing Tobias to jerk his wrist blade reflexively, slitting Hitler's throat and killing him.what a cop out
>>25161107>From a best-selling YA novelWhich one? Expedition 33? Elden Ring?
>>25161107>(Which, luckily, it...IT WHAT?? WHAT???? The suspense is killing me!!!
>>25161655Truly Devious
