Can I get an abridged reading list for this thing? I'm dying of boredom with exodus and the jews' extreme autism about building the tabernacle correctly.
>>25164824Here's your abridged version>Don't be a faggot or a kike
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2848/2848-h/2848-h.htmThe first half of this covers the events of the Hebrew Bible with redundancies dropped and packaged for a gentile audience.
>>25164852Dude someone who struggles with baby shit KJV Bible that my illiterate grandma could read isn’t going to be able to handle Loeb’s edition Josephus.
>>25164857He says he's bored and it's too long. He didn't say he's illiterate or retardedBut in that case...
Skip to Joshua and the genociding and then just skip all the parts in that wirh Jews dividing the land and you'll be back on track. Autism doesn't come back again until Solomon and the temple
>>25164824The genealogies, tabernacle, and details of jewish laws are irrelevant. Skip those wherever you encounter them.Read Genesis and the first part of Exodus. Skip Leviticus, read Numbers, skip Deuteronomy, read Joshua and Judges, skip Ruth.1 Samuel through 2 Chronicles is an entertaining historical epic, read that. Skip Ezra, Nehemiah, and Esther. Jews get exiled from Israel then they eventually come back. The end.Read the Wisdom literature, really good stuff.Read the Prophets. These not only do a much better job of recounting the time of the exile but they also point forward to the arrival of Christ.Read the New Testament, except for Revelation, which I'd hold off on reading until you've familiarized yourself again with Daniel and parts of Isaiah and Ezekiel.
@Grok give me te abridged version of the bible and simplify the language. Use emojis to emphasize emotional moments.
>>25164929>erm you are low IQ if you don't want to read forty paragraphs about which buttcheek to wipe first and what days it's clean on and how many tentpoles are ritually required for the outhouse
>>25164948>lemme read the jewish schizophrenia book>it's too jewish and schizophrenicRead these, then read Ecclesiastes, Song of Songs and Proverbs, then maybe go read Enoch if you want
>>25164961I forgot Job somehow. Read Job and then read Jung's commentary on Job
>>25164964Jung is a midwit
>>25164982You're a halfwit
>>25164832>23:061:006 But ye shall be named the Priests of the LORD: men shall call you the Ministers of our God: ye shall eat the riches of the Gentiles, and in their glory shall ye boast yourselves.
All you need
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuntillet_Ajrud_inscriptions
>>25165018Do online christians really read these lines and think that christianity is some kind of white aryan religion with no hint of irony whatsoever
Fools, God isn’t real. How do I know? He told me himself
>>25164824The Portable World Bible
>>25164824if you want story, 1Sam 2Sam 1Ki 2Ki Mt Acts
>>25165657sorry Lk Acts for story. Mt for if youre interested in the chilliest chapter, Mt 13, which matches Jn 8:21 for coldness. Mt is focused on proving that Christians are right and pharisees and sadducees are not right, matthew was a minor government bureaucrat before Jesus walked past him and said "come, follow Me" so matthew followed
>>25164832>>25165018>>25165146Yes, it makes me think the Jews are right about the goyim. Come to think of it, the Jews aren't that bad compared to goyim. No multi-racial shit, no suicidal empathy, no moralfagging, no rampant individualism and competing inside their own tribe. Though, they still need Europeans to survive, it's a symbiotic relationship that goes wrong sometimes, maybe most of the times now. Maybe they replaced Europeans with Ashkenazis by this point.
>>25165744Goyim are like that because of Christianity kek
>>25164824The best
>>25165750But goyim had to relate to Christianity and adopt it first of all
