You do practice writing loooong sentences from time to time, right? You haven't let this skill die on the vine, have you?
>>25166108It doesn't go without saying that after having encountered a post, fine enough and linked to the offhand delight of drooping eyes, wiggled in the middle of a swift river of content - not meant to dash, not meant to flirt with astonish, not successful in prodding - and always and foremost enough of a spectacle as to encounter (and perhaps even entice) a certain sensation that does not surface but in times of languor; well it does not go without saying that an instance such as this is no longer an example of a moment that could evoke any sprite of memory or dash of scent neighboring or similar to the enjoyment I felt when I first teased the idea of asking the same thing myself.
My record is 663 words
>>25166108Define long. Like the 10 page long sentence from Finnegans Wake?
>>25166112purple
>>25166170>post image proust>anon posts near perfect matching sentence with the right amount of self-realized irony>doesn't get the joke>purple's the nurple
>>25166108No. Long sentences are for hacks and retards.
>>25167837unironically the opinion of a molerat
Writing in long sentences is a death wish with today's college grad reading audience. The reading IQ is about 100 since they were raised reading Karen tier slop. Plus grammar is racist and fatphobix.