Do you wet your finger with your mouth to turn the page?
>>25166720We as a civilization should kill people who do this
>>25166720only with library books
>>25166720i turn the page with my mouth while having the finger placed firmly on my left temple
I wet the page with my mouth.
>>25166730This, but I piss on them so they have that old, pissy smell that books have
>>25166727Agreed. Let's shove crowbars up their rectums.
I stick my tongue the page like a frog catching a fly
Lol, who the fuck reads paper books. They are smelly, dust-ridden, disgusting, mouldy, putrescent pieces of garbage. Get on with the times!
>>25166720Only at the library.
>>25166720I mostly use books for wiping my ass
i zulu-tongue-click to turn the page on my kindle
>>25166720No, I use the smegma from the inguinal fold.
I've always used my tears of boredom instead.
>>25166927New-tech faggots like you deserve death by firing squad
>>25167346us speedreading techgodoid zoomers own your board millenialshit
>>25166720I usually spit on it directly
>>25166720No, watching the name of the rose aa a kid traumatized me against that
I am not susceptible to memes like thatThe only reason to do it is because you saw other people do itIt serves no function
>>25167443>reading unmoistuirized books
My grandmother used to spray bug spray on library books to cause health issues for people who do this.
>>25167443>This faggot doesn’t dunk his book in the toilet before flipping to the next pagengmi I’m afraid.
>>25166720What's a page? I've only read on my kindle.
>>25167411>techgodoid >millenialshitThese aren‘t even identifiable butcheries.
I wet them with pussy juice.
>>25166720No. You just have to run your finger along the top edge of the page.Newspapers and magazines are a different story tho. I slobber all over that shit.
>>25167853great way to cut an arterydont listen to this bozo
>>25167411That’s great and all anon, but could I have that in English?
>>25168063>artery>in finger
Nope, I read The Name of the Rose.
>>25168181??who said anything about a finger
>>25168198
>>25167411bodied that freak fr
>>25166720No. That's how they discovered aspartame
I wet my toe and use it to turn the page
>>25166720I press my glans to the page and move it after it sticks to the paper.
>>25170353You’ll cut your willy like that
>>25166720no but i cum and jerk my dick to the paper
