First to post that I fisted the last posters in the previous thread's mom

you're all so painfully unfunny and tone deaf
die

>>25167925
How dare you… p-prove it, bitch

>>25167928
I don't need to be funny, I'm good-looking.

>>25167934
You're not, I can see your face right now and you're not

>>25167928
I’m my own target audience for one, and two, what IS funny to you? Not that I want to try and accommodate you, just that I want to call you a fucking humourless redditor when you tell me.

>>25167936
oh shi--

>>25167933
She took me to the elbow, moaning and squirming like a little newborn piglet

>>25167925
>>25167928
>>25167933
>>25167934
>>25167936
>>25167937
Ladies and gentleman of the Choir, let us move onto to a more delicate space

>>25167918
Friend killed herself and now she's all I think about... No idea what the future holds and I'm not even sure if I care at all

>>25167941
But we just moved?

>>25167961
Sorry to hear that, anon. Did she leave a note? She say anything to you before she did it?

>>25167961
Well, don't think about how she's burning in hell, in extreme agony, for the rest of all time, billions, maybe trillions of years. Don't think about that.

>>25167982
>i have died
>my body is left behind
>now i am in a place who's temperature is abnormal
>ow my skin somehow

>>25167986
You don't know what happens in the afterlife. She's probably screaming her throat bloody raw right now as two pronged cock devils and demons take turns on her ravaged bloody holes

>>25167961
Hmm, well, you’re going to feel horrible, for a while. But you’ll feel less horrible over time, so just think about that, or something.
>>25167992
Anon stop it, you’re probably making him feel worse and you’re making me feel horny

>>25167992
>following the lore this hard

>>25167961
You should've killed her while you had the chance

>>25167995
She's probably screaming for her best friend right now tho. Again and again. Those demons and devils have inverted thorns on their junk so they can rip and tear her vaginal and anal canal to shreds. Then she probably heals every few minutes or so and they do it all over again, while she's on fire, her hair burning and eyes melting like runny eggs. I now he really doesn't think about this stuff that I'm describing in great, excruciating detail.

>>25167997
Oh I know this lore well

>>25167961
You think you’ve got it bad?! I just found out I’ve got no black pepper left in the cupboard. Now I have to go out and buy some more. Grow a pair.

I named my diary: My Struggle.

>>25168011
Oh yeah? Well I have seeping genital warts and the smell is ungodly. It's like an infected mosquito bite on the asshole of a hippopotamus.

Damn, and people say 4chan has gone soft

>>25168006
Erotic… Where can I sign up to be a demon?

>>25168012
I really like your writing, Knausgård!

>>25168012
How fucking original. Do you want a cookie?

>>25168011
>>25168014
haha, the unclean

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Only through austerity and quiescence can one's purpose shine forth; only through concentration and self-control can one's distant goal be reached

>>25168006
What's the difference between a regular thorn and an inverted thorn?

>>25168031
He's just yapping lol

>>25167937
Children's deaths. Those are hilarious, especially when they get managed and beheaded.

>>25168025
I agree with what you're all about here anon. But believing in purpose and goals is lower mid tier at best

>>25168035
Nah, inverted thorns point downward while regular thorns point (mostly) upward. Get with the PG, anon, fucks sake

>>25168039
>my sister was bothering me and out of nowhere, thank the grace of god, her head just rolled off her shoulders. It ended up being that she was mangled by vibrations of her own talking which lined up perfectly in time to unlock a rare beheading

>>25168044
Downward makes sense. In any case inverted does not.

>>25168049
You lack vision in the arts of torture. I do not

>>25168053
My only concern is the literary arts.

>>25168053
>eats spicy pepper
>farts get hot
>gets idea

>>25168055
I won't fault you for that, obvs

>>25168039
Told you, that’s reddit, very tame stuff anon.

>>25168020
Nah, anon is not Knausgård. he’s the other guy, the painter guy, it’s him.

>>25168056
I ate some strawberries (they're in season rn) and I have the most rancid strawberry smelling farts now. They have lasted almost 20 hours. I had to go outside for a bit. My house smells like rotten fruit and vegetables

>>25168059
What's rddit?

>>25168066
I had no idea strawberries did this to a person. I enjoyed learning this

>>25168001
Second.

>>25168006
Feeling edgy today, arent we?

>>25168077
They don't normally do me this way! Just this last batch. I did eat a lot of them though.

>>25168098
ARRRR THER B TH'REASON

I don't wanna pay for anything. Clothes and food and drugs for free. If it was 1970 I'd have a job at a factory.

I am a man that's made of meat. You're on the internet looking at feet. I hate almost everything that I see, and I just wanna disappear.

>>25168119
fly to france and join the foreign legion pussyboy

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Peep this.

>>25168125
I'm subscribed to your mom's OnlyFans. I spent five bucks a month to get pictures of her flappy giblets. And I spent another ten dollars a month to chat with her on the AI chat program; it feels great.

Please summarize this paper for me: https://zenodo.org/records/4313526
It's for school.

>>25168135
my mother is a disgusting shrivel
you have your fun

>>25168142
That uniroinically seems interesting, and it's just 23 pages? Why not read it?

>>25168145
I will. Both parts are from the same song, it's a good song if you're a nihilistic weirdo.

>>25168159
>clarifies

I had an odd experience once, just because of how unexpected it was. And I think about it sometimes.
I had rented a hotel room for me and a girl I was traveling with in Prague. We had just finished a week together doing a summer camp in the countryside and had a few days off until our next camp in a different city.
She had gotten friendly with me during camp, offering me cigarettes at the round table outside of the main building at night. It was nice to smoke there with her. She reminded me of the people I hung around with in high school, on the rougher side, kind, unusual looking.
She had metal rods in her back from scoliosis and was extremely thin. Not someone I would usually go for, but I didn't mind at all because of the familiarity. She was also from Northern England so I liked the way she spoke. She would put her sister on speaker phone sometimes and we would laugh at her go on and on.
Anyways, we were shacked up in this hotel in Prague and had just finished molestation, and a guy opens the door on us while we're both there above the sheets fully naked and kind of rocks back and forth playfully while he does little hops and smiles with his whole face. He had to have been from that part of the world, he acted like it. And then he closed the door and left.
I hadn't felt any shyness or anger at all. It was totally absurd and a great memory that makes me laugh whenever I think about it

Creative man, all-meister, against the world, to keep what he makes

>>25168236
good one

Is it true that strangling someone with your bare hands is the most intimate way tο kill?

>>25168252
Doubtful, but it's the go to example.
I imagine holding someone's hair very hard while you kiss in the Japanese style and use a knife to open their abdomen and then violate their intestines while you are still kissing in that manner and watching them with soft eyes as they try to escape and finally accept would be slightly more intimate

>>25168252
>>25168260
I hate this fucking site.

>>25168265
>hate fucking this site

>>25168252
Yes, especially if you straddle them and make close and keep eye contact.

*art*-ificial . . .

the world is art.. artificial.. fuck I'm so retarded

>>25168017
It all rings hollow to be totally honest

>>25168314
>generalizing
>"to be totally honest"
>not hollow

>>25168017
What has been posted in this thread that would suggest it hasn’t? I see naught

I'm writing something where two male characters have a relationship that is very close and intimate but also built around something that causes harm to both of them in different ways. People on the outside looking in might see it as an abusive relationship with a power imbalance, or romance, or a weird pseduo sibling relationship, or a close patient-caregiver bond, and it's partially all of those while not being any of them either.
I will probably self publish this, if I ever publish it. I doubt anyone would pick it up and if they did I half expect them to push me to write it as a cool and valid progressive queer partnership or whatever the fuck and that's not what I'm going for at all, even if it could look pretty gay at times.
The idea for this grew organically out of my own experiences during a certain very strange period in my life. One day the idea was there and it made sense for it to be.

>>25168321
>not realizing 4chan's purpose was to slowly soften the souls of the inconsolable

>>25168320
ok yeah demon rape and your mom's onlyfans, whatever man. This shit isn't transgressive anymore

I miss you.

>>25168332
I didn’t go anywhere fucktard.

>>25168328
>expecting something that is 20 years old to have the same charm as it did when it was created
>complaining about something instead of trying to change it into what they want it to be
>being this much of a slug

I worked so hard for years just to save 100k and im almost 30

all that work for my life to not change that much at all

>>25168350
I didnt work that hard

>>25168337
Then I’m not talking about you, obviously.

>>25168380
You're talking to me, which one are you

>>25168380
>ladies an gentleman, an honest response in the face of adversity

>>25168332
I miss Michael.

Which one are you

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I'm really getting to the point where I have to confront whether or not my relationship with my gf is worth continuing, which sucks
I truly love her, and the happiest times of my life have been with her. But we've recently hit a rough patch, and it's been rough for a few months now, we make up, get better, then get worse again, we just can't sustain anything

She feels I'm being unfair, I feel she is. I feel like I can't do anything right, and she feels like I don't care, I feel like she's too negative and taking things too seriously.
It would just feel like such a tragedy if we were to break up, like I would never move past it considering I love her and want to make it work, but it just keeps not fucking working. I don't know what to do

>>25168441
It is difficult, but if you really want to solve this (and you must really want to), you have to completely drop the idea that you believe she is being unfair. You have to smile at her no matter what happens, knowing that she will treat you in ways that you know you shouldn't be treated. You have to provide a true serenity to the atmosphere, almost becoming a non-person
You must become the person you want her to be. Do you understand? When you say "she is being unfair" you are implying that you know she could be better, more whole. So truly become that, since you of course know what it is.

If you want it to work, and you have confidence in this person that she is not flawed and can potentially be rounded human, then you must drop the nonsense and concede silently.
This is very difficult for the modern person to do, because there is not much in the way of reciprocation in this respect, but if you love this person, then love her. Let her be negative and take things too seriously. That is what she does after all, no? Accept the person who stands in front of you and who is in your life, be the first to do it. And you might see that begins to happen to you as well

i'm gay

>>25168453
i'm hungry

>>25168457
sometimes people with different needs can help each other out. this is not one of those times.

>>25168461
i'm ordering indian food yum yummy yum

All roads lead to cuckoldry

>>25168466
>fearing cuckodry
>the only way to actually be a cuck

>>25168350
Welcome to life, no matter how hard you work you're just gonna die to a car wreck or colon cancer anyways

>>25168469
A cuck doesn’t fear, they accept. Enjoy even.

>be scrawny manlet
>at gym lifting
>headphones die
>can hear all the big dudes at the gym with me grunting and moaning while benching and squatting
>involuntary image forms in my head of them making the same sounds while pinning me down
>can't unsee it once it's there
>finish workout while blushing like a schoolgirl
>mfw no face

>>25168480
true knowledge he has

>>25168481
I have never experienced anything close to this, but now I have. Interesting

In the book The Presidents of the United States and the Jews, historians note that Hamilton was specifically attacked for having "Jewish moneylending interests at heart." Unlike many of the other Founders, Hamilton had a remarkably close and respectful relationship with the Jewish community. Because Hamilton’s plan relied on public debt, credit, and central banking, his critics often accused him of being in league with "shrewd moneylenders."
Recent research by historian Andrew Porwancher in "The Jewish World of Alexander Hamilton" argues that Hamilton may have likely been born and raised as a Jew in the Caribbean. He attended a Jewish school in Nevis, where he learned to recite the Ten Commandments in Hebrew because his mother’s husband, Johann Michael Lavien, was a Jewish merchant.
As Treasury Secretary, Hamilton collaborated with Jewish merchants and brokers (such as Isaac Moses and Haym Salomon’s associates), to help stabilize the early U.S. economy. He viewed Jewish merchants as essential partners in building a modern, credit-based financial system that didn't rely solely on land ownership.
Later in his career, Hamilton was the only so-called Founding Father to consistently represent Jewish clients in court. He once delivered a famous three hour oration defending a Jewish merchant, slamming the opposing counsel for using anti-Semitic arguments.

>>25168452
I genuinely appreciate your response, I'll be thinking deeply about it

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>>25168493
>Jefferson in a letter to James Madison regarding the so-called "Whiskey Rebellion" that Hamilton was so fervent over quashing.
It's interesting to note that George Washington, as the sitting president, initially had zero interest whatsoever in approaching the frontiersmen on grounds of excising a tax. Alexander Hamilton convinced him that if he didn't put the boot on the "rebels" that it would be a bad look for the power of Congress and that lenders might not want to give them more money if they appeared weak federally.

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>>25168504
I would find this easier to digest in the form of a rap

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>>25168493
>>25168504
Following the Revolutionary War, the British government actively used land as a tool of geopolitical strategy, offering remarkably inexpensive (often free) grants to attract settlers of Quebec. Obviously a political play from the Brits to combat the founding of the United States. Here's a fun yet succinct quote from an American who left the republican Union in 1800 to travel to Quebec seeking land grants:
>We fought seven years to get rid of taxation, and now we are taxed more than ever!
Funny enough, taxes were lower in British Canada than revolutionary America. They were also mostly indirect taxes; That is, they were levied as percentage collections on goods rather than collected directly by a door-to-door taxman.

>>25168501
Take care anon, don't think too hard. It never got anyone anywhere nice

I'm an Arrian.

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>>25168507
can't help with that, sorry buddy. just thought some tidbits about the American revolutionaries were interesting. A lot of Hamilton's political philosophy and strategy are still being used by world leaders today, kind of cool and illuminating at the same time.
i actually do remember being taught about the whiskey rebellion in high school, but i was taught that they were literal rebels who were upset at the glorious and hard-earned Continental Congress of the United States for having the audacity to ask them for help building the country. in reality it was a bunch of powerless, irrelevant farmers that Hamilton used to make a show of power in order to further consolidate the interests of a centralized government

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>>25168531
Warren Spector is a knower

>>25167918
Is this the Council of the Illuminated?

>>25168543
not anymore

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>>25168533
>Don’t believe me? It’s all in the numbers. For a hundred years, there’s been a conspiracy of plutocrats against ordinary people.

>Do you have a single fact to back that up?"

>Number one: In 1945, corporations paid 36 percent of federal taxes. Now they pay about 9 percent. Number two: In 1900, 50 percent of Americans were self-employed; now it’s about 10 percent.

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>>25167918
Been thinking about Ralph Eugene Meatyard lately. Photographer who worked in Lexington KY around the 50s-60s, had a day job as an optician, weekends/nights took bizarre photos with his kids in the Kentucky hills. Masks, motion blur, mirrors, voids, shadows. I don't know why but I find his work strangely comforting -- this is someone who "gets it," whatever "it" is. It's uncanny and haunting but it's not frightening to me. Picrel's one of his photos, might post some more I've been thinking about. Apparently his home was crammed with books. Every surface covered in all kinds of novels, reference manuals, plays, poetry, memoirs, textbooks, whatever.

I haven't had coffee for like 2 days since my mom broke the French press. Might turn this into an experiment and see how I do without coffee for a week or so.

Why the fuck is printer ink so expensive?

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>>25168584
because your jewish overlords determined it to be so. your printer was inexpensive on purpose. here's a fun fact: printer ink is more expensive than human blood which typically goes for about $1500 per gallon, whereas inkjet ink goes for about $5000 to $12000 per gallon.
in economic philosophy this method is called the Razor-and-Blades strategy. sell the printer as bait for the real profit in ink

>>25168582
I drank an entire pot of coffee at Denny's today. No one else was there besides the 1 waiter/cashier and cook. They seemed a bit desperate and were very nice and attentive to me. I felt bad for them, or maybe I'm projecting.

>>25168592
Based coffee lord.

>>25168579
Thanks for introducing. Instantly connected

>>25168591
Seriously question why is printer ink astronomically more expensive than pen ink or calligraphy ink?

>>25168594
I used to drink 2-3 pots (24-36 cups) of coffee every single day because I didn't like the taste of the tap water. I was actually 24/7 jittery.

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>>25168579
>>25168605
No prob, glad you like him. I'll post a few I like. Here's one he took of his neighbor.

>>25168609
I used to drink that amount of coffee too but not for the same reason. The tap water in my town is really good I think actually.

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>>25168613
Here's one of his kid jumping out of an abandoned first-floor window.

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I wish a day was 100 hours.

>>25168630
Why? So you could waste a 100 hours?

>>25168613
>>25168625
He's got the framing down. And to find feng shui nearly as perfect as this is incredibly rare - colors, motion, expression, mess. It's all accounted for
What a gifted person

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>>25168605
>Seriously question why is printer ink astronomically more expensive than pen ink or calligraphy ink?
two main reasons (in my opinion): One, obviously, economic incentive. It's normalized that ink is bought separately from your printer. Printers tend to be inexpensive for what they really are: Millions and millions of dollars have gone into research and development of a printer, but you can buy a top tier smart printer for $100 or less. To recoup investments, printer companies raise the price on the ink that is quite necessary for printing documents and is also a consumable that needs to be repurchased repeatedly... classic razor and blades model, common in many contemporary industries.
secondly, and also coupling into said research and development costs, printing requires precise technology. whereas pen and calligraphy inks are motivated by gravity, inkjet printer ink isn't just colored water like a lot of calligraphic ink or etc. it contains surfactants to control how the ink beads or spreads on different paper types, pigment dispersants to keep the tiny particles of color from clumping together and bricking your print head, UV inhibitors to keep your photos from fading when exposed to sunlight, and probably other proprietary tech to make your prints more robust. calligraphy ink is pressed through a pen via gravity; inkjet ink is boiled or vibrated through microscopic nozzles at high speeds. It has to survive being heated to roughly 300°C (in thermal printers) without clogging or changing color, and it has to dry the millisecond it hits the paper so it doesn't smudge at high speeds.

>>25168633
Exactly. There's not enough time to waste.

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>>25168633
>a 100

>>25168633
I swear /lit/ is the board with the most of these lame effeminate gotchas.

>>25168635
great info
how do you know so much about printers

>>25168639
If you're so keen on searching for gotchas to give yourself a dopamine hit, go to xitter retard.

>>25168639
>they don't know yet that reading makes you stupider
>the other they doesn't know that stupider is golden delight

Drinking a beer.

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>>25168642
I don't, really. I actually know much about learning. We know a lot about a lot if you know where to look. It's the main benefit of reading literature

I miss Harambe.

>>25168651
This is a really haughty and roundabout way of saying that you read about printers once or twice anon. While also implying that you learned more than the average person would reading the same factual information, which I can believe because you post nice flower pictures

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Why did I never check this band out earlier? I need more late '60s/early '70s rock kino like this.
https://youtu.be/EiBihgCM1i4

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>>25168657
sure, it's a roundabout way of saying books are great and the more you read the more you know, i've never specifically read about printers before anon asked. their question made me curious so i looked and reported what I learned so hopefully anything I said sounds interesting, inviting or questionable to anyone reading it, even in an adversarial way.
contemporarily speaking, sometimes saying things in a haughty or roundabout way encourages people to learn in spite of your behavior

>>25168666
THIS JUST IN: SATAN HIMSELF PROMOTING ROCK AND ROLL

THE PRESS WAS RIGHT

>>25168672
Pffffffftttttttttt hahahahaha.

>>25168670
>saying things in a haughty or roundabout way encourages people to learn in spite of your behavior

I thought I was the only one who knew this anon

Now I have to learn something even more artful

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>>25168634
Agreed. Everyone can develop an eye for composition but not everyone can see, you know?

>>25168676
Yes, it's really the great divide
"It" would make a great villain in a well written slightly surrealist novel - whatever you might call this. If this was written well it would be legendary

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>>25168675
well, we are on 4chan after all. spite is a great incentive to learn for the embittered and disenfranchised. maybe a bit corny, but the GI Joes said that knowing is half the battle and I think that's right.
it's easy and, in my mind, conducive to say "I don't know about printers, I'm just good at finding reading material"
it's just as good if you think I'm an [X political descriptor] faggot and go out of your way to prove me wrong, that's a person taking their time to read about history and create an informed opinion rather than take social media opinions at face value

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Got any books winging their way to you at the moment? I finally acquired a copy of The Franklin Scandal by Nick Bryant: Amazon delivered it today; I also have a copy of Dancing in the Glory of Monsters: The Collapse of the Congo and the Great War of Africa by Jason K Stearns (updated edition), and a copy of The Screwtape Letters w/ Screwtape Proposes A Toast by CS Lewis coming from the 'zon.

>>25168685
What is your favorite flower? What does it smell like? Does it flip, or flutter in the wind? Prefer a drooping or a stiff stem? If flowers could make sounds, would you still keep a garden

>>25168691
My favourite flower? Marijuana flowers ofc ;-]

>>25168689
I'm currently reading hubert selby jr. from an e-reader

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>>25168691
>What is your favorite flower? What does it smell like? Does it flip, or flutter in the wind? Prefer a drooping or a stiff stem? If flowers could make sounds, would you still keep a garden
curious ask.. my favorites are Tiarella cordifolia, the Western Foamflower, and Lilium 'Casablanca', the Casablanca Lily. i've grown both personally (pic related, my Casablanca Lilies). foamflowers more closely resemble your typical weed in their growth pattern and grow quickly with stalky "greenness" accompanied by a show of delicate flowering towards the end. they're a hemlock, but not closely related to the kind that Socrates was forced to kill himself with.
the Casablanca Lilies, like many lilium, were robust and grew large wide flowers after quickly developing big strong, verdant buds. they pollinated like crazy, I could run my finger along the pistils or even parts of the petals and have a super thick cocaine-like residue left on.
fun story, i have some cats. i used to let them out to lounge in my sunroom, as cats long to do. my eldest cat actually ate some of the Casablanca flower I was growing out there. Lilies are notoriously toxic to them, but I fed that one some charcoal pills and she was alright. still alive and kicking many years later. that particular cat is an absolute tank and now my favorite of the bunch

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I miss him. My favorite jew.

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I do the majority of my reading deep in the nighttime. Just finished Diary of a Napoleonic Foot Soldier btw. Now I'm reading some Ligotti.

Listening to the Allman Brothers again.
https://youtu.be/bMjnPfk2fBE

>>25168820
same, there's something calming about most of your bubble being asleep. can almost feel the lack of energy in the air. makes it easy to focus, especially when you have to take care of a family and deal with contemporary society during the day

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>>25168265
Yeah there are quite a few psychopathic mentally ill trolls on this site. At least its not everybody though. Best thing on here is probably ignoring them

>>25168863
>being this new

>>25168863
I've had a lot of really good conversations on this site over the years actually. It's the best place on the internet to talk with people more my style you know? despite the schizos.

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in the early 1950s, Mohammad Mosaddegh was the democratically! elected Prime Minister of Iran. he was a "nationalist" whose primary platform was to nationalize the Iranian oil industry (read: remove it from the hands of colonial interests and route it towards domestic interests), which was then controlled by the British-owned "Anglo-Iranian Oil Company" (now BP :) ).
the capital B British were unwilling to lose their, at the time, most profitable overseas asset and initiated a global boycott of Iranian oil to combat Mosaddegh. it didn't work well enough, so they convinced the U.S. (then under the Eisenhower administration) that Mosaddegh was 'vulnerable to communist influence'. of course, that is just the dogshit they fed to the public to justify their personal interests (time and time again). in reality, global western interests were pretty smart and realized that if Iran managed to domesticate their oil industry, every other nation that Western colonials had invested in (Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and Kuwait(funny how some of these ended up doing so despite Western interests and are now independently powerful themselves. also interestingly that Kuwait never did, and is still at the behest of the United States military) would realize they could probably do the same thing.
so, the CIA and the British MI6 orchestrated a coup to remove Mosaddegh. typical CIA/MI6 shit, bribery in paying off protestors and military officers, creating propaganda in planting stories in newspapers to turn the public against the prime minister. this is all publicly documented... it ultimately resulted in the overthrow of the democratically elected PM and the reinstating of the Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi with absolute power, which of course ended up in a vehemently anti-Western culture that is still pervasive today
follow the money, as they say

>>25168867
>not accepting the whole of humanity

inb4 casually ignored

I think sleep is coming for me. Goodnight everybody.

>>25168275
>Greentext

I was carried to Ohio in a swarm of bees

>>25168328
I either the demon rape stuff. I was just mad and sad and fucking pissed off. I regret it, if that's any consolation. I'm just a very, very stupid person. I often come here to vent but if I say something innocuous, no one gives two flying tin shits. In all likelihood, I'll be mocked for even giving a shit. So I just vent, usually about shit I have no clue about. I didn't think there's a hell. I was just being an asshole for little reason

>>25168880
>concerned with the forwardness of personality

>>25168350
100k is nothing to sneeze at, anon. I didn't have shit at 30. And everyone that depended on me suffered because of it. I really took the saying the want of money is the root of all evil really seriously as a child and while that may be true, just completely discounting money and how it affects the world was naive af and dumb. You are doing good. You are doing the right thing. I wish I had your attitude at 30

>>25168889
Thank you for being honest with us this is what /lit/ is all about. The human condition in all its complexity and beauty.

>>25168441
Love isn't easy and trying to pretend that everything will just come naturally and fall into place is going to fuck it all up for you. Learn to compromise. If you can't do that, it's probably true that this relationship isn't cut out for you. Good luck, anon. I think you'll make it through off you really love her and she really loves you. Talk about this shit to her, not us. She may be more understanding than you think

>>25168892
hey man. community college is free in most states, and there's no age limit. same with trade school (many states will pay YOU to go to a tech school). majority of trades are highly in demand and pay well over 100k a year in pretty much every area of the US, even better if your area is lacking them (which most are, check out New England).
many of our favorite authors were tradesmen. with the advent of ai sloppa, tradesmen are going to become even more popular. time to get in now before it becomes oversaturated like compsci 15 years ago

>>25168896
>honesty is what i agree with
>anything counter is dishonesty and schizophrenia
>there is an agreed upon way to act
>being this gay

Im not saying that Im perfect either. I was also shitposting quite a bit in the past. Also my mom and her boyfriend are arguing right now, as usual. At least Im not the target is what I think. Im living in a sad condition of affairs.

>>25168666
Yeah this is really good. I love classic rock and it should be cut off around the 80s. Everything after that is not classic rock, idc what anyone says. Check out steely Dan's "do it again" if you liked mountain. You'll really like it, I think

>>25168891
>Concerned about what I'm concerned about

>>25168896
Np. I regret writing it.
There is something wrong with me

>>25168916
>not healing the world through care and attention

>>25168901
I'm disabled, old and close to the end. 2032 and my ticket is punched. Thanks for caring tho. I don't feel like many ppl really care much about anything, anymore. You're a rare person

>>25168904
>Greentext

>>25168919
I do that all the time howeversobeittho

Happy 4:20

>>25168922
>concerned with the last word
>concerned with victory
>unhealthy priorities

"
mr buffet,
Times are changing faster yet dna may still have remained the single most underrated phenomena discovered by mankind to most. Also whatever happened to have accelerated or maybe have seemed to have accelerated resource extraction cycles from south america and africa would not have been without interest to have figured out how would have happened.
At any rate corporate media to have solved scarce resources with would probably not have gone anywhere, from scarcity of metals or energy or water or air to those of iq points per individuals.
Time seemed to have gotten shorter on embodiments in general. What would there have been to have seen? It'll be the same sky isaac newton would have seen to have become new sights throughout the ages for whiles.
On accounts of perspectives there's some song by lorde not without sense to have had that stars wouldn't have been "watched" due to how there'd have been much "down here" stated on.
This letter was written to have thanked you via to have forfeited some thoughs some as of the date of writing [age] old man born and raised in [country] to "middle class" parents would have had.
you and mr munger were the coolest,
[name]
"

>>25168932
>Tired to the mortal
>Gives a shit about priorities or life
>Doesn't shut up about it

>>25168543
It's the hall of the Grail, from a production of Wagner's opera Parsifal.

>>25167918
A friend of mine is reading L'etranger and thinks I ressemble Mersault. She told me this and I simply told her that it wasn't the case because I have not killed any arabs, much less on a beach. She laughed at this.

You know maybe instead of being negative all the time, you just keep your mouth shut.

Make me. I doubt you can

HEAD LIKE A HOLE

FUCK YO BITCH ASS NIQQA

Imagine Dragons are such a good band, fellers

imagine having a terrible taste in music

Couldn’t be me

Rogue Wave is better

It was you.

>>25169023
Yeah they’re great, remind me sort of of Gesualdo’s Madrigals with a tinge of Grisey’s spectral works.

Try to tell me these
https://youtu.be/DkoEzrvcI7k
https://youtu.be/Mmw8M_e2x_8

Aren’t musically similar to this
https://youtu.be/mWRsgZuwf_8

You can’t.

I seriously wouldnt hesitate to slap all of y'all

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I was feeling frustrated and annoyed at a woman I like. I didn't know the word for this mixed feeling was 'ambivalence'.

I seriously wouldn’t hesitate to kiss and hug all of you if you were feeling upset or something.

Silly simian

Try it and get your jaw broke, both of you

If only somebody would kiss and hug me without expecting a monetary compensation

We have a tsundere in this thread I can see. Cute.

A bit more stuck in logic than emotions. You didnt help.

No one is getting a you in this thread. Fucking a

Was it retarded? Yes
Was it justified? Yes
Was it morally wrong? Sorta
Did I actually care? No
Are you right? No
Am I retarded? Yes

AIN'T NO MESSING WITH
A SON OF A BITCH

We are a boisterous crowd, our voices fill the air. To pick one out is to silence to masses.

I used to browse the tekken general in /vg/ and they all talked like this. Refusing to give a (you) out of pure spite and passive aggressiveness.

We’re too sick, twisted and depraved for (You)s. Hah! Truly, bottom of the barrel. Let the Lord repudiate me, let Him smite me and send me downwards to that infernal abyss. It is what you and I deserve.

I made a mistake, however no name was attached. So who is the say that I did so?

The voices in my head

Malice and hate doesnt fill my soul, merely joy of sharing a momentary respite with like-minded fellows

I, I say the so. You shalnt even be able to respond to my poor syntax with the tirade you wish to

Being right and concrete is more important than anything else.

Flexibility and porousness is paramount above all

I don't care if I ever get a you. My ego isn't tied to this place at all. I still hope you all get the attention you deserve, however

What if I stopped reading your post after the first three words

I wouldn't care

House of leaves? Walden? I hate almost every book posted itt and I feel like it's cooking me from the inside out. I want to like kino things too, damn it. I want to be smarter, faster, stronger. I want everything and in reality, I have nothing. I take what I do have for granted and I despise virtue even as I admire it. I want to be more diligent. I want to embrace justice. I'm a slob and a piece of shit by almost every metric. I read Paradise Lost and love it but it leaves me empty inside for some reason. I love convoluted things and I feel like this board does too at times. This board that's so important to me. I don't watch tv shows. I don't watch movies and I haven't really ingested any film media since 2007. All I do is read.. I carefully pick my words on my posts and check for misspellings and bad grammar, all for nought. I want to comprehend "the love that passeth understanding" but I'm a dumb piece of shit, fumbling at the concepts of this world that I didn't even understand 1%. I fucking frittered away every chance I ever had at happiness and being complete. I didn't even think happiness or being complete is a real, tangible thing. I have wished suicide upon myself since I was thirteen years old and that was in 1984. That's a long time to deal with suicidal thoughts, that I'm a burden to society, my friends, my kids. Yet, I hold on to hope, to a deity that is listening to me, that cares about me when I have no proof of him. To me, the universe itself was the gift to us. It seems so obvious that's the case to me. Yet, God could have died immediately after making this wonderful place that's also filled to the brim with vileness, hatred, discord and violence. I actually contributed to all those things, too. I have visited violence on my fellow man because I had no patience for his cruelty. I will make it to 2033 and then die. That's coming up very, very quickly. At my age, ten years feels like three. So seven years is going to pass like the blink of an eye and it will be over for me. Everything I ever did, dream, believe in fervently will mean absolutely nothing. I will leave behind debt and sadness and I won't even give a flying fuck because I will be insensate to everything. 2033 and my ticket will be punched. I won't miss anything or anyone, not a sunset, not my kid's faces or their laughter or their hugs. My death will be prolonged and in all likelihood, painful as fuck. What does it all mean? Nothing is the echoing refrain that I can't escape. I'll probably kill myself soon because I'm such a fucking weasley, inept coward that I can't face a prolonged, painful death. My three daughters are going to bawl and I'll have to watch it. I can't take this fucking shit anymore.

Sorry for any typos or bad grammar

I’m hungry, trips decide what I eat

Ambivalence is how I'd describe the two of you.

First I came with vitriol. This chamber have turned poison in my veins into ambrosia. A smile is back in its rightful place. For this I thank myself, but I would be amiss if some meager amount of gratitude doesn't belong to the people that reside here.

The two of who?

TV MODS ARE FAGGOTS. I WAS BANNED FOR POSTING A SIMPLE QUESTION AS OFF TOPIC BUT THEY LET THIS (NEXT POST) SLIDE AND IT'S DEFINITELY OFF TOPIC. FUCKING FESTERING AIDS SORE BITCH-MADE FAGGOTS. I'M GOING TO RUIN YOUR FUCKING BOARD AND IT'LL BE SO SUBTLE YOU WON'T EVEN FUCKING NOTICE UNTIL YOUR BOARD IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH UTTER, BANAL BULLSHIT.

Who is to say that 1 isnt 2? That 2 isnt 3? That 3 isnt 4? and so on and so forth.
We are all united, and as one we stand proud!

Ambivalence is how you feel towards a person not how a person is.

Glad to see you’re enjoying yourself. You’re welcome also.

I jobbed at typing

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The median age of the Chinese worker in 2030: 52

The median age of the USA worker in 2030: 35.5

You guys are literally worried about a paper tiger. Stop giving credence to this false narrative of China hurting us. They need us just like we need them. Stop being so fucking hateful about it. They will reject our culture. We will reject theirs. We can (and will) adopt what works for us, like we have always done. They can do the same. They are far, far more rigid in almost every aspect of life. We are more fluid. Both of those things are weaknesses and strengths. If you can't go with the for, prepare to get left behind. It's the only successful way forward. Our govts disagree about almost everything but the people of these nations do not. We get along as best as we can. There is invariably going to be things that irritate the other side no matter what we do. It's not worth killing each other over it. Our politicians in their rush to secure any sort of power in our society will adopt the most extreme positions just to net votes. They're the same way. Our biggest problem has always been that it's a capitalist vs communist dichotomy. Which is just fucking stupid but it's the handle that politicians lean on because most people can't grasp what either concept means, for us personally or the future. I can point out a lot of bad things capitalism has done but I also can point out a lot of good things it has done. I'm so tired of seeing all this stupid propaganda on /p0l/ that any of you with half a brain should be able to see through in a flat second. Control your goddamn politicians. Start at the local level if you have to.

Sure, there are some fundamental things about each society that we may never agree on but none it, absolutely none of it, is worth fighting and dying over. Name one building in the USA that was ever bombed by the Chinese. Yeah, they are spying on us. We are also spying on them. It's all so stupid when you realize most of them are just normal people, trying to make do for their families, just like us. If you think they are some kind of threat to us, you are mistaken. Are we a threat to them? Ask yourself that. I would say roughly 50% if the world hates us and wish to see us eliminated from the face of the planet. It's isn't the Chinese though. We're 2% of the planets population, MAYBE, that uses 15% of the entire world's resources, and we waste 15-70% of that, depending on what resource it is. I would be pissed too. If you found out that say, Finland, was using up 15% of our fresh water and then wasting 70% of it, tell me you wouldn't be pissed off

Pic for attention I hate to say

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Solipsism

>>25169097
A feminine trait. Be ashamed

Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule?
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Or would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig?
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig
Or would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish?
A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
Ha, and though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You might grow up to be a fish
New kind of jumped-up slippery fish
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So, you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star

Text with no correlation to the attached picture gets passed by. But by acknowledging the tactic itself, the author earns the reader's glance. A comment on its content, however, has a higher price.

>>25169101
I'm just bored, sorry

There is no lesson, sorry.

The secret… is solipsism?

The secret... is...

not

Overview
Lyrics
Dan, I need you now
OK Mikey, come
Feel the fire
Feel my love inside you so bright
There's a sound and the smell of love on my mind
I'm a toy
Come and play with me, say work now
Wrap your legs
Around me ride me tonight
Sex, sex, sex
I'm a man
I'm a goddess
I'm a man
I'm a virgin
I'm a man
I'm a blue movie
I'm a man
I'm a bitch
I'm a man
I'm a geisha
I'm a man
I'm a little girl
I'm a man
And we'll make love together
Why does man go to hooker
First of all because
He quite often is not all that happy and sexual satisfied at home
His wife won't perform all the activities he has in mind
And most of all, oral sex is a taboo
The woman would say 'what do you think I am, a whore
I don't want to do that
Slip and slide when you're where you like to feel the blood flow
Not to fast
Don't be slow my love's in your hands
I'm a man
I'm a boy
I'm a man
I'm you're mother
I'm a man
I'm a one night stand
I'm a man
I am a bi
I'm a man
I'm your slave
I'm a man
I'm a little girl
I'm a man
And we'll make love together
Most of them come to a hooker and say
My wife oh my wife is she dead in bed
She's frigid, cold as a starfish
They take off the pants
And their underpants
There's nothing more ridiculous than a guy with his party socks on
He dives into the bedroom
He says "Do me!", suck it !
Skin to skin
Honey hold tight
Come inside it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in the magic place alone now
Drink your fill from a fountain of love wet your lips
I'm a man
I'm a teaser
I'm a man
I'm a virgin
I'm man
I'm a one night stand
I'm a man
I'm a drug
I'm a man
I'm your slave
I'm a man
I'm a dream to find
I'm a man
And we'll make love together
I'm a man
I'm a goddess
I'm a man
I'm a hooker
I'm a man
I'm a blue movie
I'm a man
I'm a slut
I'm a man
Well I'm your babe
I'm a man
I'm a dream to find
I'm a man
And we'll make love together
We'll make love together
We'll make love together
We'll make love together
We'll make love together
Fuckin' piece of shit
One little two little three little Indians
Suck it firehose

Is that Coldplay?

>>97659737
Do you think about gaping butts often? How many times a day do you think about gaping mens butts? 5 to 6? 13 to 16? What about gaping butts is so interesting to you? Are these other men's butts or yours? If it's other men's butts, who is doing the gaping? You are implying you gape men's butts. You should get to the bottom of your feelings

Nothing wrong with being homosexual thoughbeit

+10
Rumination in OCD is
a mental compulsion where individuals repetitively analyze, obsess, or "chew" on thoughts, doubts, or past events to gain certainty or relieve anxiety. A

Just saw a fat guy eating cheeze its and drinking a Coca Cola.
It’s 8 in the morning

Posted from my iPhone

Sexy

Time is relative to the perceiver

This isn't the first time.

>not tattooed all over
>Traditional hairstyles for a woman
>Generally pleasant
>Great line delivery
>Can act but still has her own signature style
>Clear phenotype
>Not afraid of nudity
>Cute voice, husky but not too husky
>Surprisingly critical of her own work so strives to do better
>Not obsessed with ego
I'm thinking based. I've followed her career since before The Poker House. I always thought she would go big. She's had some duds but honestly, has anyone ever pointed to her and said it's her fault? She can literally elevate whatever she's in, a pretty rare trait these days in actors. All things considered, you would be lucky to have her on set. I have seen a few of her diva moments and none of those are particularly egregious. She came from humble beginnings and never thought she was going to make it big. She was awkward and not really striking as a youngster. She can do girl next door or glamorous vibes and none of it seems to affect her much. Honestly, you could do so much worse. She gets pushed a lot, yes, but the reasons why are pretty clear. Hunger Games cemented her as a star and she only got better from there. What's not to like?

The context brings me no shame.

I'm determined to get banned from this cesspool. I'm literally the smartest person itt and that is fucking pathetic. None of you could compete with me: mentally, emotionally, physically, sexually. Wtf is writing with you guys? Rabies? Syphilis? What is it?

>>25169135
Prove it. Do something smart right now. I will review it at 11:30am.

Demons usurped my amygdala
I am tortured by the assault from their new fortress
I can only hope that time will slay the demons.

I want to talk about what a terrible president trump is and idc if it triggers every single one of you idiots. There is not enough pushback against this blowhard and you know it. This guy is the most intellectually dishonest person I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. If I have to explain what intellectually dishonest means, then I'm definitely talking to you. I'm 55, white, and male. He stands for nothing but injustice, graft and moldy lies. Lie, after lie, after lie. How can any of you can stand him is fucking beyond me. He's a demogogue! LOOK IT UP, MORONS. That's been his whole schtick from day one. The fact that anyone falls for this shit in this day and age fucking astounds me. Every reason that you use to justify electing this guy I will refute down to the bare knuckles. If you're conservative at all, he absolutely is fucking the economy. He does not care for you. He does not care about you. I have a gay Republican friend and I LAUGH IN HIS FACE. They fucking hate you, dumbass. They will never accept you. They would rather hang you dead like a rabid dog and that's just the truth. I love you, man, but you gotta get your head out of your ass over this smirking piece of shit. You all are blind, deluded maniacs and I'm tired of seeing it. I'm as American as any one of you, as patriotic as you all. I'm tired of seeing you trodden on AGAIN AND AGAIN. You are being lied to and misled

>>25169136
I got you to respond. Checkmate, atheists

>>25169139
He could at least be honest when he fucks me in the ass

>claims superior erudition
>an action that frequently ends with his folly being exposed.

Politics are but a puerile thing.

Redite domum, dispersae partes animae meae, redite.
Come back home, scattered parts of my soul, come back.
>Redite vox infantiae trementis,
Return trembling voice of childhood,
>redite risus furens in tenebris,
return furious laughter in the dark,
>redite cicatrices quae sub cute clamant.
return scars that scream beneath the skin.
>Redite somnia fracta,
Return broken dreams,
>redite visiones insanae,
return insane visions,
>redite cupiditates occultae,
return hidden desires,
>redite memoriae quas tangere timemus.
return memories we fear to touch.
>Colligimini in uno corde,
Gather in one heart,
>non in falsa concordia sed in aspera veritate.
not in false concord, but in rough truth.
>Nam sine vobis carmen meum vacuum est,
For without you my song is empty,
>sine vobis pectus sterile est.
without you the chest is barren.
>In me habitat dolor tacitus,
In me dwells silent sorrow,
>in me habitat ferocia crudelis,
in me dwells cruel ferocity,
>in me habitat misericordia lacrimosa,
in me dwells weeping mercy,
>in me habitat lux gemens.
in me dwells moaning light.
>Omnia voco, omnia recipio,
I call all, I receive all,
>ut magnum opus meum perficiatur.
that my masterpiece may be completed.
>Et cum omnes voces meae redierint,
And when all my voices have returned,
>cum omnia vulnera cantaverint,
when all wounds sing,
et iterum integer factus ero,
And I am whole again,
>ponam hunc hymnum reparatum
I will place this mended hymn
>ad pedes Dei aeterni,
at the feet of the eternal God,
>oblationem gratiae inexhaustae.
an offering of inexhaustible gratitude.

It's called inexhaustea

>>25169144
My tastes are a self fulfilling prophecy.

>>25169144
>Greentext

Thanks for the lesson

>>25168328
Bruh, it's not "transgressive". It's a song by a reasonable band. A pretty good song too. In general The Viagra Boys hit this perfect eclectic drug addled niche of surprising competence, bleak lyrics, and optimism through force of will. At least I wasnt posting about worms eating me and my family, and also you, or the plains of north america where you can pay a guy to get his horse stomp your head.

>>25169152
Satire of a teenager’s writing.

If only I read books I stead of this shit

Reading books would hold you in great stead for reading this shit.

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Hold your head up
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you

Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Sweet dreams are made of this

What do you read?

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>>25169176

Everything. My reading habits are omnivorous

>>25169179
Fuck postmodern lit like this

Gonna get high tοnight and watch Prometheus with my girlfriend.

>>25169186
Good for you, that movie sucks though.

>>25169180
You should try crying about it

>>25169199
Yeah it's frustrating but I like it despite that. Covenant doubles down on all the bullshit though and pisses me off.

>>25169213
I’m trying but- but I don’t think I care enough to cry! I care enough to respond to you though; however don’t flatter yourself, I just like responding to people.

>>25169242
Maybe you ought to watch something a little less frustrating to get high to. I always recommend Click (unironically, I love this stupid fucking film)

>>25169249
Click is too goddamn sad while high.

Heavy Metal is the correct answer

You fags read? NERDS. I would fucken beat the shit out of all of you.

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Niggaaaaa don't you even dare trying to start to shit again. Make no mistake, I WILL fuck you up.
And thats whats up!

>>25169285
And get your jaw broke for your trouble lmao I'm the incredible Hulk, bitch

>>25169306
Yeah? Wanna bet? I’ve been lifting since I was a fucking zygote. I was quarterback in college too.

>>25169306
>your
You're*

>>25169313
That means absolutely squat. Zero, zip, zilch.
>>25169315
Lol

*jacks you off*

>>25169417
Thanks for that, too lazy to do it myself.

>>25169443
Np. I aim to please the denizens of lit

Ntr is kino

>>25169478
/vn/igger please.

>>25169140
That's it? Come on anon, I'm a retard. Getting me to reply isnt difficult.

Summary Judgement: Vicarious Faggotry/10. Decidedly not the smartest person ITT.

>>25169023
they're really not

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>>25169313
>quarterback
What school? You and I both know that's the third softest position on a football field, just after the punter and kicker.

>>25169510
Only position I excelled in though unfortunately,m. And I’ll tell you this much, it was in Maine.

>>25169532
I was an MLB and a TE, offense and defense baby. Nothing better than swim moving some immobile bumpkin, tossing the half back aside, and seeing the fear in the QB's eyes right before I'm horse collared by the lineman. Or pancake blocking a DB, that's pretty fun too.

>>25169542
You fucking linebackers cost me so many games I swear.

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why is abella danger so hot, bros?

FUCKING NORMALFAGS
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE

>>25169548
*shivers* ugghh… ghastly.

>>25169550
You won, you turned us jocks into autists like you. You ought to be happy.

>>25169546
Yup, my specialty. Get low behind the line in zone, safety's in drop coverage, qb goes to hit the TE on a slant over the middle, and SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER, my 6'8" basketball playing self snags the ball 11 feet in the air by my fingertips, or at minimum spears the TE so hard they hear footsteps for the rest of their lives.

>>25169550
I bet I'm more autismal than you. I'm reading Borges and rereading Walter Benjamin after going on a Deluze bent.

>>25169548
She's a Jew.

>>25169558
>I bet I'm more autismal than you. I'm reading Borges and rereading Walter Benjamin after going on a Deluze bent.
nah reading that drivel just outs u as retard haha

>>25169558
That’s why I always throw to the WR; and if I must brag I was quite the accurate QB. Also I should try Benjamin. I’ve been reading a lot of Hölderlin recently myself.

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>>25169559
a hot jew

>>25169575
Jewish women are among the hottest in the world.

>>25169575
your liberal use of 'hot' is borderline offensive

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>>25169580
well I'm sorry man

>>25169575
I suppose I would. I wouldn’t feel too happy about it, but I would.

I noticed a semilarge hole at the back of my jeans. I wonder how long it has been there. How long have I been walking around with it in public?

>>25169624
holes on jeans are kinda ok

>>25169630
Not when it is around the asscrack.

>>25169624
>>25169635
Oh that hole wasn't intentional?? Im sorry buddy, we thought you knew!

I wish you were all cute anime girls here because then you wouldn’t all gross me out so much.

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just got fired ;_;

>>25169651
it happens

>>25169651
:/
Did you have sex with the cleaning lady? Most places frown upon that

>>25169655
Did you?

>>25169653
im confident i can find even a better job soon. it just didn't work out. salary was very low anyway.
>>25169655
it was wfh so no. even if it wasnt i wouldnt do that. wfh thing was the only good thing about this job. i am ready for new opportunities

The last time I had a sexual experience was when I was molested in my infancy.

>>25169659
Hahahahaha! Sorry anon, that’s not funny… lol

>>25169660
I was abused by my parents, apparently. I don't remember it though.

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>>25169657
Me? Garsh no, but I have seen it happen before

>>25169658
maybe try applying as a cleaning lady for one of the few places that look the other way

>>25169659
>>25169666
>molested in my infancy.
Scientific survey question: Are you gay now?

yep still hate you guys

>>25169669
No I'm 100% heterosexual.

>>25169670
Why? I didn’t even do anything wrong.

you let me violate you

One of my professors is an absolute retard. No idea how he got there.

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>>25169675
It was honestly kind of kino

Y-you don’t know anything else do y-you…

>>25169671
how do you know though? The last time you had a sexual experience was when you were molested in your infancy.
/gif/ is filled with people who think they are gay cause they dont never tried it, and then regret once they do. Surely that line of argument goes both ways

>>25169687
I rub my penis and ejaculate to videos of women, usually solo videos, on porn websites.

>>25169685
wat ya talking bout

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>>25169641
You guys aren't cute anime girls?

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>>25169702
This is more accurate.

I don’t hate you

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>>25169702
I am.

>>25169570
Benjamin is underrated because everyone goes Baudrillard with like the hyper real and reduces him to a marxist, but Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction is one of my favorites.

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>>25169651
>>25169658
I was fired in January, started up a blue collar job recently. It's honestly great. Dont take it personal, use it as an opportunity and I know everyone says that, but take some time for you. It's important.

>>25169719
I hate everyone and everything, but I still try to see the best version. Often people have a surprisingly nice ghost of who they could have been, and I prefer to see them like that.

>>25169748
A moth bounced off the windshield of me car a while back and didn't splatter. It left a dust pattern that sparkled colors in the sun for a couple of days before I sprayed winshield washer fluid all over everything.

>>25169757
What’s my ghost

I miss fondling tits

>>25169794
For me it was the milk.

I accidentally made my urethra hole bigger.

>>25169808
that doesnt SOUND good :^)

Explain how diarrhea works. Is it your body flushing out infected poop before the germs spread? Why is it liquid?

>>25169820
My tip was sore for several days. Protip: be careful when pulling the skin back when you have a boner. I pulled too hard.

I think I'm done with tv series, not that big on plot anyways; and books give me more enjoyment in many ways.

>>25169826
i know the answer, but I'm more interested in why you want to know? Trouble down-under?

>>25169837
I had diarrhea last night, and I was wondering what was going on scientifically speaking.

>>25169832
Did you try The Chair Company? I liked that one a lot.

So many unanswered questions, but they’d probably give me a chainsaw man quote…

>>25169898
I wish you wouldn’t be so vague

>>25169876
yeah, I watched it, it was ok

>>25169023
Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face