came up with a parable, what do you guys think?>A wealthy man was captured by bandits, and swallowed his rings. "Ha!" he said. "In order to get these rings, you will need to perform surgery on me, or else you will lose a valuable hostage!">Two of the bandits spoke to their leader. The first one said "Better to go fetch a surgeon, who will retrieve the rings and save a valuable hostage.">The second one said "Nay, better to feed the man these dates and other fruits we already have, so he will defecate the rings out.">Their leader listened patiently, then said "We will cut the rings out of his stomach, and leave him to die. for the rings are enough in themselves, time and fruits cost money and I would rather search through blood than shit.">So the bandits obeyed their wise leader, and profited well and went unpunished.
lmao
>>25168360it's not meant to be funny, it's a feel-good story
>>25168369You've never seen a grandfather laugh when something nice happens?
>>25168371this could be material for the next parable
>>25168374That's it sonny
