You and 2 strangers discover a magic lamp. The genie inside will grant each of you one wish. You cannot wish for more wishes, BUT if someone wishes for the other 2 to die then he will gain their wishes instead. You also cannot make a conditional wish "if X wishes for Y, then my wish is Z or else W". However you can wish for someone else's wish to be nullified, or just for you to "not die". The wishes will be granted simultaneously once everyone has decided, with the "kill" and "don't kill" wishes being resolved first. (If everyone kills each other, then everyone dies.)You don't know these people, and though you can talk with them, there's no guarantee that you can convince them. (In fact imagine your wish will be bundled together with 2 random people in this thread.) What do you wish for?
I wish for nothing; I’m not a covetous man.
>>25169063>You cannot wish for more wishes, BUT if someone wishes for the other 2 to die then he will gain their wishes I interrupt the genie here and kill the other two. It's a speed thing. Any hesitation leads to death. Then i wish for a really good sandwich and to always wake up completely refreshed from even the shortest nap. Ezpz
>>25169063>>25169099>The wishes will be granted simultaneously once everyone has decided, with the "kill" and "don't kill" wishes being resolved first. (If everyone kills each other, then everyone dies.) Damn. Much like in real life my impulsiveness would be my undoing. I would 100% interrupt him and wish to kill the others before he got to this point and I doubt he'd let me switch to "don't kill me" once he finished.BUT the other two would likely wish for "don't kill me" after I shouted kill them so it's a net zero and we all part ways. Assuming we find the lamp together. If not, I'm screwed.
>>25169099>kills 2 people for a sandwich Stone cold motherfucker.
>>25169063I wish for X unless someone's wishes negatively affects me than I wish to replave their veins with fire ants.And I tell them I am doing this.This genie wishes thing is Just MAD with three players.
>>25169063>What do you wish for?I wish for a genie of my own, and so I'd have another 3 wishes from that new genie.
>>25169063Nuh uh, nuh uh cuz I’ll wish for a genie just for me who appears instantaneously and he has a nullifying charm that prevents the other two fags from killing me and the original genie will have no power over me and then I’ll totally get my genie to kill the other guys and I’ll wish for the new burnout game for PlayStation 2 and a sick new plasma screen tv
>>25169138Get this faggot out of here
Genies do not come into existence on their own. Genies are created by God. If I know that genies exist then I know that God exists. If I know that God exists then I know that I am being observed by God. If I know that I am being observed by God then I know that I will be judged for my behavior, that I will be rewarded for my good deeds and punished for my evil deeds.I wish for world peace. If I live then I live to see world peace. If I die then I get to meet God in Heaven.
>>25169063They're both dying. Can't risk it.
>>25170795Man, shut the fuck up, yeah?
>>25170795You made me laugh, but if you are unironically attempting logic here you need to fill a few blank notebooks with some practice
>>25169063I wish for the all the powers and abilities of the omnipotent Christian god. After one of the two strangers inevitably kills me, I simply resurrect myself and place him in uber hell forever for his insolence.
>>25169063Just don't make any wishes at all and piss the other two off for the rest of their lives. Easy.
