Why did no one give Jane Austen a proper dicking? Why allow her to become a spinster?Some good SEX would cure her of her ills.
because too much pride basically
If that photo is anything to go by she mid af frfr
>>25172497Better looking than all the Brontë sisters. Elliot is a man in drag so that doesn't even count.
>>25172561Emily had a beautiful soul
>>25171502She literally created the perfect man with Darcy how could anyone measure up
>>25172492or prejudice
>>25171502It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman lacking marriage prospects, must be in want of a cock.