I fold fingers in the Loch NessYou are bound to drift along, awayEvening dew will dance around your soles, dearI cough sweet hymns till something soft breaksTan my hide downYou can't be here while I stand saneI’d be doing it for youTearing all the whips andStriking rusted bellsI’d even thrust my head down and call your nameNessieGuising cousin, darlingCan’t you let me walk you home today? Swatting flies with our handsEating Auntie Anne’s along the waySpeak out when you need toSway like little trees doI can prop onto youI can prop onto youI’d grope any man’s assTo make you feel safeI’d cram Alan’s absurdly large noseStraight through a drainpipeAnd throw all his creepshotsStraight down the trash heapTwist his sweaty arms weirdOver and overOver and overLet’s kick his balls till we're soberKick ‘em all red till the moon shines overI’d be doing it for youTipping all the rocks andGifting sailor’s knotsI’d even turn my back round and leave your lake NessieGuising cousin, darlingYou could chop me down and sand me wholeYou could build a house, dearYou could build a house out of meCry out when you need toStray like little geese doI can fly over youI can fly over youIn the night fogYou’re on your way to linger offWith all your friends, all your loversBut that’s alrightJust walk with me sometimesTalk to me sometimesI want my ugly faceTo look like homeI want my wimpy voiceTo sound like homeI want my skinny arms To hug like homeI want my calloused handsTo hold like homeCan I be home to you? Can I be home?We share one sole secretSomething sillyBetween you and meAfter all this timeYou keep it alive for meAnd I don’t know whyBut if it is alright for youIt is alright for me
nice teenage sweetheart missive, but i was hoping for a poem about the loch ness monster. here's one for other anons to prevent future disappointments:Your graceful neck, your mighty fins,Your body strong and sleek, Swim all unseen beneath the waves;Oh Ness, give me a peek!
