>Once upon a time there was a fine young man travelling the seven seas. He was young, he was wild and sometimes a bit impatient with the girls. One day he met an old lady in a dark corner of a tavern>She had an apple. "Eat this apple", she said, "eat this apple and you will get rid of all the problems you will have with girls." And so he did. He waited. He waited for the apple to take effect. But then he felt there was something terribly wrong. He stumbled, he tried not to fall but the pain was unimaginable, and then...
he shit gurgling hot fury in his pants and all over the floor in front of everyone. Fortunately, it was a German tavern and thenceforth he never had problems with women.
>>25177231>>25177224Is this a work of German Idealism
>>25177224>lady>fixing problems with women>simping for womenShit book
>>25177224>Once upon a time
