How the fuck does this get published?
>>25180847slop always got publishedyou just don't read it because time has filtered out most everything not worth reading.
>>25180847Youre the tv poster who didnt read the book
>>25180847"Yeah, I love reading."The shit they read:I dread to think of what women's litslop is like.
>>25180847Holy manchild.
>>25180847If you've spent any time around faggoty nu-males, this is exactly how they talk.
>>25180847wait until you get to the part where they casually reveal the moon has no age of consent laws and thus roaming bands of honor mobs keep the pedos in check
>>25180968Does their success offend you? Freak.
>>25180981Simply pointing out that what /lit/ considers amateurish, sloppy, manchild dialogue is actually just an accurate portrayal of how nu-males talk. The highlighted scene plays out at my workplace break room every day.
>>25180847Normalfags love shit like this.
>>25180847Was this traditionally published? What even is this? Where is this from? If my eyes get cancer, I will hold you responsible.
>>25180847cuz that's the modern standard qwuakekekekek
>>25181032It's from the new York times best seller written by Andy Weir.
>>25181039Well, I don't want to dump on someone's work, but this is not of a style that I could cope with, I think.
>>25181039>It's from the new York times best seller written by Andy Weir.It's from the JEW York times best seller written by SOME JEW.fixed it for you, so now you can see the underlying issue/problem.Pro tip: "the most important book of the year!" (it almost certainly is not)pro tip: "the most important book of the decade!" (it definitely isn't)
>>25180855Are w*men's brains unironically diseased?I can't imagine inflicting "books" like these on myself, not even if I was being paid. Yet they seem to even enjoy them.You can understand a lot about a person or a whole culture by their entertainment. The stories they think of and love to hear/read shine a revealing light on their psychology (see for instance the childish ridiculousness of ind*an movies and tv shows, or the trashiness of amer*can tv).If we analyze the f*male psyche with this principle in mind, the conclusion is inexcapable: w*men (even modern, educated w*men in first world countries) are mentally diseased. Torn between their basest desires (being used as sex toys by brutal men) and the shame they feel about it (self-love and "empowerment" books).They're also incredibly limited both in imagination and in their interests. Their philosophical scope is extremely narrow, and can be summed up with "I want a hot guy to release good quality semen in my vagina and expend his resources on me and only on me". All their claims of intellectual parity with men are just a feeble attempt to deny this reality, and the anger, hateful and histerical way they insist on these claims reveals their true nature.Is there any hope of fixing the f*emale mind so men and w*men can reach a mutual understanding and start cooperating in the building of civilization, instead of squabbling and resenting each others? At the moment, every time men add a brick, w*men bitch about its size or position or color and then do their best to remove it just because it was put there by a man. Will it ever end?
>>25180979finally, an author who knows how to worldbuild
>>25180847And you just KNOW there's a hypnotically hot girl out there who thinks this is the funniest shit in the world and while you're busy cringing and becoming an erudite, a chad with reddit humor is fucking her to pieces.
>>25180995Yes, dialogue should sound natural for the setting and time period of the book. Assuming this is modern day America, they can't be walking around speaking to each other like they are characters out of a Dickens novel. It's slop but accurately portrayed dialogue
>>25181039something like the top 1000 published books sell less than 100 physical copiesit's all a sham
>>25181269ah yes, the elusive chad with reddit humor.
>>25181324I'm speaking from experience. No I'm not talking about myself sadly.
>>25181269I saw the movie in the theater. There were some hot women, one which was seated next to me and another behind me with her husband or boyfriend, all there laughing at all the jokes. The one sitting next to me looked at me once while laughing but I think she noticed my face was stone cold.
