>hmmmm today I will read some contemporary fiction!*picks up Brandon Sanderson book*>literally just descriptions of things for 1000 pages*puts down Brandon Sanderson book**picks up Pierce Brown book*>MY NAME IS JOHN BADASS… AND I… AM A BADASS!*puts down Pierce Brown book**picks up Patrick Rothfuss book*>ooh look at my world building it’s so cool and mysterious… what you want something to actually happen? KILL YOURSELF*puts down Patrick Rothfuss book**picks up R.F. Kuang book*>wtf this is just Chinese Harry Potter*puts down R.F. Kuang book**picks up Evan winter book*>HURRRRR IM A RETARD WHO MAKES ALL THE WRONG DECISIONS BUT THATS OKAY!!!*puts down Evan Winter book**picks up Colleen Hoover book*>we both laugh at our sons big balls*puts down Colleen Hoover book**picks up Brent Weeks book*>RAPE RAPE PEDOPHILE RAPE TORTURE RAPE*puts down Brent weeks book*why is it like this?
PassengerStella MarisShadow Ticket
>>25192324>Passenger>Stella MarisLiterally the two worst Cormac McCarthy books.
>>25192316>Genre slop>Feminist slop>"gee why aren't I having any fun with the books I knowingly and willingly chose to engage with?"
>>25192316>today I will read some contemporary fiction!>*picks up Brandon Sanderson book*You need to go back
Why would anyone read contemporary fiction
>>25192316just read mobby dick you faggott.faggot
