>ask guy his favorite book>Fight Club>American Psycho>Crime and Punishment>Notes from Underground>Journey to the End of the Night>Stoner>War & Peace>Moby Dick>Blood Meridian>Lolita>Infinite Jest>Storm of Steel>2666>The Tunnel>Gravity's Rainbow>Starship Troopers>Ulysses>The Iliad>Meditations>The Recognitions
All of Kant's works dry up every pussy in a 10km radius.
Either /lgbt/ or /pol/ should be made the containment board for all things related to gender. Or maybe stick it with the furfags on /trash/.
>>25197588Whats /trash/
>>25197590It used to be were off topic but worthwhile or interesting posts got sent instead of being deleted, but these days it is pretty much /fur/.
fight club fans are too stupid to read melville or joyce
>Lord of the RingsPhew I’m safe
>>25197596Tell me about Fight Club. Why does it make your clitty leak so much?
>>25197601nta but I think >>25197596 as a foid isn't as interested in gay porn as you are
>ask female manchi- I mean girl her favorite book>The Women>Book Lovers>Something Wilder>The Handmaid's Tale>Mrs Dalloway>Eloise and the Grump Next Door>How to Kiss a Movie Star>The Love of My Afterlife>White Tears>White Fragility >The Infinite Moment of Us>Binding 13>Bad Bad Girls>Flashlight>The Others>Make Sure You Die Screaming>Sky Daddy>Yellowface>It Ends With Us>Jinxed
>>25197601I have better resources for achieving that end
>anna kareninaw*men will think it's a novel about a woman, so I win. they'll never realize it's actually an autobiography.
>>25197621Leo was a lady addicted to the cock carousel?
>>25197637anna karenina isnt the protag foo'
>>25197572Ahahaha that's me
>>25197616That list is preferable to what women actually read.
>>25197588You'll say this and then bash women for pages underneath some random fucking book recommendation. You're the biggest faggot of them all.
>>25197572>>25197696I'm married and my wife is pregnant. I recently started reading CPR and now lecture her on the transcendental aesthetic and transcendental logic. She will appreciate German idealism.
>>25197780…but what if she doesn’t?
>>25197564Holy shit this guy rocks!
>>25197594>It used to be were off topic but worthwhile or interesting posts got sentNo it didn't
>>25197564I enjoyed all of the titles on here that I read. They're also fascinating as historical documents.
>>25197564if she doesn't want it, give bro's number to me!
>>25197780this child will be the one who fulfills the prophecy
This is why you read books like ACOTAR once in a while, it shows you're open minded and you'll have something to talk about, you can also criticize the writing to show you actually read it
>>25197780>She will appreciate German idealism.Good. We need some dominance around here, seems a lot of the people in relationships on this board are pretty docile.
>>25197834Woman can't appreciate German idealism. The German idealists speak of this.
>>25197842True, which makes it even better if the guy who is claiming to lecture his wife on the topic is in fact doing it. Poor gal is being asked of her what is womanly impossible. They a priori can’t conceptualise a priori judgments.
>>25197856>poor galShe's just happy I stopped talking about TLP or trying to read Heidegger to the baby.
>>25197564>>Fight ClubCringe>>American PsychoCringe>>Crime and PunishmentBased>>Notes from UndergroundBased>>Journey to the End of the NightBased>>StonerMeh>>War & PeaceBased>>Moby DickMega-based>>Blood MeridianMeh>>LolitaCringe>>Infinite JestMeh>>Storm of SteelCringe>>2666Meh>>The TunnelMeh>>Gravity's RainbowMeh>>Starship TroopersCringe>>UlyssesBadsed>>The IliadMega-Based>>MeditationsMeh>>The RecognitionsCringe
>>25197564Seems like a cool and interesting guy. Why are you so judgy?
>>25197564Do these types of girls even know about McCarthy?
>>25198000Women don’t possess reason, they judge things on their very strange and retarded feelings. Checked triple o’s.
>>25197985>TLPI suppose after that Kantian metaphysics will be (somewhat) smoother sailing.
>>25197564Ulysses, Moby Dick and War and Peace are just brilliant novels. I don’t see the problem here.
>ask a woman what her favorite book is>it's rape porn
>>25198040>AKTCHUALLY myyyyy favorite book isnt rape porn! >it's suicidal ideation
>>25197780>She will appreciate German idealism.she physically lacks the necessary brain mass to do so, you fool
>>25197780
>>25197564>(hmmm.... given the ridiculously high esteem (while also being deeply insecure) she holds herself in due to the thousands of thirsty 90 IQ $40k/yr men who regularly praise her for existing on various dating apps, she almost certainly views this as a job interview of sorts, even if I am under the mistake impression that we are just two humans interacting for the first time in a meet & greet)>(this being the case, the point isn't actually to bear my soul to this person, but to convince them im "not like, weird" and not totally unworthy of consideration.)>(nor should I make them them feel inferior with esoteric philosophical texts, or anything really above a middle school reading level, they are of course, in their own mind, agreeing to condescend to interview me for this important position.)>(it should be something "fun" as well, no one wants to hire a stick in the mud, a little off the beaten path, something to stand out from the other candidates)>(hmmmmm...)>"Game of Thrones. What they did to Danny was bullshit"
>>25198083>What they did to Danny was bullshitit took me forever to figure out that the reason the last season of Game of Thrones gets shit on so hard is because all those liberal white women were shown what little Hitlers they are deep down, it was the rage of Caliban seeing his face in the mirror
>>25198083Very funny post. I’d personally put her in her place and make her realise her pretentiousness is unwarranted by schooling her on a thing or two, perhaps how the synthetic unity of apperception may as well be the thing-in-itself to a woman because their minds aren’t able to truly know “who” “they” “are”. Yes, even if I must endure childish insults (I’m sure you very well know the kind I’m speaking of) that denote her dissatisfaction with my performance during the “interview”. And I’d mosey on… to my next prospective employer and repeat this process. It’s a lonely road but one yours truly travels so that you, and the male population don’t have to.
>>25197572Most philosophy does.
>>25198123What philosophy doesn’t? Even inoffensive shit like Meditations is bound to make some of them turn their heads
>>25198123That's because women can't think
>>25197995Way to tell everyone you're 18 with no opinions of your own
>ask girl her favourite book>Harry Potter>The Hunger Games>Harry Potter>Harry Potter>The Handmaid’s Tale>To Kill a Mocking Bird>The Great Gatsby>Anna Karenina (but she thinks Anna’s behaviour isn’t stupid)>Harry Potter
>>25198207He’ll learn I’m sure. Just let him parrot common consensus on /lit/ for now.>>25198213You’re forgetting Pride and Prejudice, and Wuthering Heights. They’re great, but they are the only classics women tend to enjoy.
>>25198112>I’d personally put her in her place/lit/ has a habbit of getting mad at women for being women, they're women, they do what women do.at some point you get over this and just make fun of them for it, instead of getting annoyed.
>>25198213>but she thinks Anna’s behaviour isn’t stupidwhat if I think its stupid but completely understandable given her circumstances
>>25198207>tfw I'm in my 40s.>(tfw I have no face)
>>25197564what's wrong with Moby Dick?
>>25197564asking a woman to talk about books that aren't romantasy or "spice"
>>25199266It sucks?
>>25198220In my experience, a lot of women tend to like Frankenstein and Les Miserables
>>25197572died a virgin didn’t he?>>25198123albert camus did alright
>>25199572Camus is for entry level redditors who value the image of being a philosopher rather than philosophy itself.
>ask a /lit/izen what he likes to post about>McCarthy>Dostoevsky>Nabokov>Spengler>Land>Yarvin
>>25197564Never got how this was a dunk.>men only like literary classics soooo predictable and lameWhat should like instead?
>>25199639because literature bros who think they're a special snowflake for reading r/books top 100 are the living embodiment of this meme
>>25199538NO!
>>25197637Anna Karenina is mainly (if you actually read the book and not just watched the various movies) an autobiography of Tolstoy’s quest to become Orthodox Christian and metaphysical quandaries he was grappling with via the character of Levin with Anna/ Vronsky as a B story intended to show what not to do with your life which he negatively contrasts with himself and his Christian living.
>>25197564Women wouldn't be put off these for their content, but because they're not familiar with them. They want to be able to talk about sexy vampires with you.
>>25199968The fact that you can skip entire sections and it not effect the story is pretty cringe.
>>25197763The uncomfortable truth.
>>25198082Best boy
>>25197784She will.
>>25199999I can’t argue with the greatest set of quints I ever did see…Also, woah, he’s like me, except I don’t have a woman :( (don’t want one though)
>>25199999Based and dialectic-pilled
>>25199570I was involved in a play in school that was Les Miserables.
>>25199999blessed by quints
>>25200126He had evil eyes.
>>25199961So what they're reading classic lit. It's the kind of lit everyone should've got into anyways with proper education. Is the problem it's not more obscure?>literature brosDerogatorily saying [thing] bros is resentful hoe shit.
>>25200121Oh…okay
>>25199961Shut your mouth femcel. This isn’t /mu/ or /tv/ where the value of something is based on its obscurity not to speak at all of the qualitative aspects of it.
>>25200239>This isn’t /mu/ or /tv/ where the value of something is based on its obscurity not to speak at all of the qualitative aspects of it.anytime there are threads here about books in OP, tons of the posts shit on those books for being entry level.
>>25197564m*n only read ick books
>>25200279Truuuue. I was getting ready for a date with some guy and when I checked his profile again to make doubly sure there was nothing weird about him I saw a specific pic of him and in the background was a copy of infinite jest that had a bookmark at the very very beginning. Right away I was like iiiiccckkkk icky icky yuck and told him I wasn’t gonna be able to make it and I ghosted him afterwards lol
>>25199999Highest ideal of quints
>>25200292you're being funny but there's real communities that are basically this.
>>25199999Checked
>>25197763truth nuke
slop thread, not to mention a complete fabrication
>>25199999Irreproachably based
>>25199538Where do you think you are?
>>25200353slop post
>>25200709slop reply
>>25198083>she almost certainly views this as a job interview of sorts,This is the most exhausting aspect of dating and every passing month feels more and more like being unemployed again
>>25198136>What philosophy doesn’t?Buddhism adjacent eastern thought
>>25199987>storyPlotfags are a blight Also>effectNot really beating the illiterate allegations there, let alone the brown ones
>>25199999Checked and keked
