MOGGED
Oh yeah? Let's see them!
Fucking little faggot. I’m willing to bet the book he read were all under ten pages long, with pictures in them too… little twerp, little dork. I could kick the shit out of him I bet. Look how small he is. Heh, faggot.
Fucking asshole, bragging. Someone needs to teach him some humility!
>>25199180Ha! Eat shit you little turd.
>>25199180Why you lying you little shit?
fuck you lying pseud
>>25199180I fucking destroy this little twerp. Congrats on reading Clifford a few times. The books I read weigh MORE than this little pencil neck. Notice how this fucking faggot is wearing cargo pants, but isn't carrying anything not even a "book" that could read. Fucking poser I would punt him into space if I had the opportunity
I kneel
>>25199607>t. his mom
>>25199180I'm in the same club
hunched over and squinting, prematurely aged by about 100 years. yeah this lil nigga's a reader
>>25199180Why is this guy so tiny?
>>25200161he's huge for a piece of shit
>>25199621>1000 booksPleb-tier wizardry
>>25199180His smugness pisses me off
Probably all romantasy slop
>>25199180pseud
>>25199180Whenever I see precocious kids getting adulation I think of this video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7BVtGnlxT8
>>25200329I don't want to watch this video because people comment about it as if the kid starts crying, and I don't want to watch a small child being subjected to that on live TV
>>25200329Me vs that kid in the OP in the pseud lit trivia competition
>>25200329>>25200379Same vibes from your comments https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HKv6o7YqHnE&pp=ygUiTW9udHkgcHl0aG9uIG1lYW5pbmcgb2YgbGlmZSBydWdieQ%3D%3D
>>25200399Haha… children are so weak.
>>25200272>His smugness pisses me offhe's mogging all of you losers so hardeffortless dominance
You’ll read your eyes out, kid.
that kid prolly has better taste in books than most of the mother fuckers on this board
Did he start with the Greeks?
he's the full criteria so we can compare apples-to-appleswell, /lit/?
>>25201344You can mock this, but it's a desperate attempt to get shit parents to make an effort to render their kids semi-functional before they're in school. Everything you hear from teachers now is that kids will show up to grade 1 not potty trained.
>>25199199I did this in year 4 at primary school. I was actually starting to read children’s novels like The Wind in the Willows but what I did, because we were asked by the school to submit a list of all the books we were reading that year, and with the tacit approval of my father, was go through the 150 or so little golden books we had at home.
>>25201344I don’t know. My mother read to us every night and she didn’t have to be told to do it by the government
>>25201350They need a year of even part time, like 2 or 3 days a week, pre school to evaluate these children so teachers don’t have to deal with this literal shit
Bunch of bitter fags in this thread. Good on this kid, would high five.
>>25201350I'm not mocking it. However, using this criteria I read at least 5,000 books to my oldest before kindergarten, and even though he's 8yo and can read now it's still a major struggle to get him to read for pleasure.He was an early and enthusiastic reader, but with the specific goal of being able to read text in video games and on the computer lol
>>25199180This is why numbers in books don't matter. A whore can read 50 books involving smut, fantasy, smut fantasy, and fantasy smut, but your 3-5 on philosophy, history, and science are far more valuable to you as a person. Same sort of thing here.
>>25200329Why do those Russoids look so brown?
>>25201413get him calvin and hobbes
>>25201421>whore after reading 50 books of pornfelt good to get my rocks off>/lit/ anon after reading 3-5 books on philosophy, history and scienceah... well, time to go get my rocks off
This thread might be the reason I leave /lit/. This thread represents the sackless coven of contrived contrarians that steal the air the rest of us breathe. You don't even have the wherewithal to, at least, be funny with your edgy, limp-dick banter.
>>25199180fear not the six year old who has read a thousand books but the sixty year old who has read one book a thousand times
>>25201421>Oxford commamy dude!
>>25201786Oh shut the fuck up, it’s an imageboard you miserable prick. Fuck off then, I’ll see you on Monday.
>>25201806Suck the cum out of your mom's ass
>>25201786It's just a very small joke that everyone seems to get except you.
>>25201786You'll be back.
>>25201860Threatening violence upon a child is not funny
>>25201939Pshhh whatever, liberal.
>>25201939The kid isn't here, nor is his real identity known. There's no risk of him seeing these messages which are obviously meant in jest.In addition, a key part of humor is the mismatch between expectation and reality. A violent, aggressive reaction to an innocuous situation is in fact very funny.
>>25201939Are you actually being this much of a square on 4chan? Do you even know where you are? You’re not one of those people who deem /lit/ as a place that has more valuable literary discussion than anywhere else, are you?
>>25201786The second reply was funny, after that the thread should have gone in a different direction.
>>25202196Yeah, it becomes less funny when each subsequent post just copies the second post with a little spin on it. Where did the creativity die, I ask?
>>25201939It's not a threat, it's a promise.
>>25201939It is now thanks to your melty sweetening the deal, kek
>>25201786t. part of the "1000 book club"Sorry bucko, but Where's Waldo doesn't count
>>25199180This pic always makes me smile. His expression, his pose, his bookmark in his hand. I hope his parents framed this.I read 100 books a year. Little bro mogs me.
>>25202393simp
>>25201860I'm not sure if anyone has told you this but jokes are meant to be funny.
>>25199180would
>>25199180i've seen this pic before and was never able to figure out wtf is happening with this person
>>25203305AI fragment
>>25203305That's a dog-man. He's probably just waiting for his owner.
>>25203295It's objectively a funny joke.
>>25199180Number of books is a really retarded metric. And so is number of pages. You shouldn't incentivize reading more books or pages. What matters is the time spent reading and the quality of what you read.
>>25200161He's a midget
>>25199180>performative reading
