I am French, and the philosophy produced by my country is superior to yours. (Yes, even if you are German.)
>>25203496why's that?
>>25203496I'm italian so I don't have a horse in this race, plus j'adore la langue française et je ne connais pas la langue allemande. But let me just say: lol, lmao.
>>25203496Shut the fuck up, nigger.
>>25203496*laughs in Blitzkrieg*
>>25203496Can’t argue with that, I’m a bong. But we do have Newton who’s probably the greatest genius who ever lived.German philosophy is much better than French, they had to clean up the mess Descartes had made.I’m going to pretend you’re the smug anime girl in your pic because it gives me a boner. Good day to you, and good luck out there.
>>25203507hardly an english philosopher at all
>>25203496France only has meme-philosophers.
>>25203502Where German philosophy (our strongest adversary, I will not speak of other countries) confined itself to the construction of rigorous and allegedly incontestable systems, under the misguided impression that it was possible to totalize reality within a single structure capable of explaining everything (Kant, Heidegger, Hegel, Marx, Husserl, Wittgenstein...), French Theory has maintained the same level of complexity while remaining aware of the contradictions that prevent the possibility of a closed system. Deleuze even outright rejects the very idea of a Hegelian arboreal structure, preferring the rhizome without hierarchy or origin.Moreover, French philosophy has focused on the question of “why does everything assemble into a whole” (Baudrillard, Derrida, Foucault, Lyotard, Guattari, Deleuze, Rancière...), whereas German philosophy has preferred the secondary aspect of “here is how everything assembles.”
>>25203507Oh, who do we see here? The failed child of Deleuze and Bataille, two philosophers from my country.
>Asian continent existsAnd for the entirety of existence the European is stuck in perpetual groundhog day finding that fact out. Very good.
>>25203513That is why I used this image, let my idea penetrate you by associating it with the eroticism that made your penis erect.
>>25203531And what do we have here? The unworthy self-proclaimed successors of Nietzsche and Heraclitus. Cope.
>>25203496>didn't start and end with the GreeksMany such cases!
>>25203496The French and Germans are too diverse in philosophical output to create these large characterizations. Undoubtedly, they together form the powerhouse of Western philosophy from the Middle Ages onwards
>>25203496I am French too but I recognize German superiority, as they have the 3 best philosophers who ever walked this planet: Schopenhauer, Stirner and Nietzsche
>>25203626Schopenhauer? Yeah. The other two? Fuck off lol.
>grand battle of 'literal whos'
>>25203626>they have the 3 best philosophers who ever walked this planet: Schopenhauer, Stirner and Nietzsche
Hume mind raped everyone.
>>25203626Are you 16 or something like that?
>>25203508Napoleon manhandled Austria and Prussia 5 time...IN A ROW. Still got a lot of catch up to do to even the scores.
>>25203632>>25203635>>25203649Embarrassing
>>25203768Yes, citing Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, and Stirner in the same sentence is quite embarrassing. What will be next? Cioran? I suppose you also love the album Deathconsciousness by Have a Nice Life and the anime Texhnolyze ?
>>25203782No I don't like Cioran, and I don't know what any of these things are, nerd
>>25203496I had to google where France even was and burst out laughing (mainland Europe???)you can't make this shit up.
>>25203791Yes, you like Cioran. But you can’t bring yourself to admit it now that you’ve been exposed. Everyone can read you like an open book, but don’t worry kid, this phase will pass, and one day you’ll truly immerse yourself in a philosophy that goes beyond your adolescent nihilistic affects, which have redirected you toward the most accessible and well-known entry-level authors of the movement.
>>25203782Texhnolyze is great. HANL is puerile, though.
>>25203796>I had to google where France even was kys
>>25203796based burger
>>25203818I think most people think France is a city in Canada which is why it was weird OP was talking as if it's an entire nation.
>>25203804I’d ask your favorite philosopher, but I bet you wouldn’t dare answer
>>25203496Your "philosophy" is just pretentious word salads that are severely disconnected from reality.
>>25203822>I think most people think Franceno you are just retarded
elaina the wandering BITCHthe french have the best literature but the greeks have the best philosophythe ROMANS and SPARTANS had the best way of life though
>>25203850and the Germans have best autisto-schizophrenia
>>25203853best maths*
>>25203496You need to be turned into a slave as punishment for allowing your race to be replaced with subhumans.
>>25203850I just realized that I called Americans (the founding fathers) the pinnacle in this post...
>>25203496I am a jeet, and the philosophy of my country mogs yours. Our country attracts your men, women and children so that they can listen to our philosophy and prostrate in front of our gurus. Your "phenomenology" has its full conclusion in ours, for your Sartre and Merleau-Ponty left it unfinished after their deaths, but we will explain epoche, being-in-itself, being-for-itself, lifeworld and being-unto-death far better because our sages from the Iron Age already figured it out. The simulacra and the deconstruction are already present in our philosophy for far longer. And, lastly, the Marxism that your philosophers shilled never took root in your country, but it did in ours.We may be street shitters, but so are you. We may dogshit food and pretend it's exquisite, but so do you with your snails and bland bechamel. And our gurus have more of your women at their disposal than you ever will. Consider it a special privilege to be utterly buckbroke by pajeets.
>>25203895>Your "phenomenology" has its full conclusion in ours, for your Sartre and Merleau-Ponty left it unfinished after their deaths, but we will explain epoche, being-in-itself, being-for-itself, lifeworld and being-unto-death far better because our sages from the Iron Age already figured it out. The simulacra and the deconstruction are already present in our philosophy for far longer. And, lastly, the Marxism that your philosophers shilled never took root in your country, but it did in ours.You listed all the retarded leftist shit everyone hates though. If you want to say your country is the leftist's ideal paradise then I don't envy you.
>20th century continentalfagsLmao
>>25203904Don't care, we will get your women's pussy while you stay virgin for life.
>>25203496No it isn't. This is a clear psyop.
>>25203918based shameless jeet
>>25203918Aren’t all you browns incels these days though?
>>25203895freud raped your entire culture
my French philosophy is better than yours
>>25203505You have Aquinas who mogs them all. You won without having to even try.
>>25203895>buckbrokeStop LARPing. Your English is exquisite.
>>25203524French philosophy just ruined the good work of the germans by adding to it a lot of doggerel poeticism and more often than not filling up their books with pleasant sounding sentiment in place of actual philosophical arguments. There are good french philosophers but the shift away from germany and towards france over the last century has resulted in a massive downgrade in the clarity, rationality, and worth of the subject. Even the work of my fellow Englishmen, which I hold in no little hatred, is infinitely preferable to the worst excesses of french philosophy, Derrida being only one example.
>read de sade>the premier French thinker of his time>"uh I should be able to do whatever I want to whoever I want because I had the good luck of being born an aristocrat"
>>25203895a smattering of bronze age myths and wisdoms, impressive for the time, mostly religious mumbo jumbo, some interesting though very sparse work on subject and object.
>being superior to german autismThat is not something to brag about.
>>25204793That's a pretty good description of 20th century western philosophy.
There's no french philosophical work whose loss would make a difference. Literally everything the post pedos wrote about Germans had already addressed a hundred years earlier.
>>25205940>he forgot Sartre and de Beauvoir were also pedos and groomed minor students into having sex with them, apparently this was behavior in line with feminist and existentially free virtues
>>25205940imagine being this retard confidently posting on /lit/
>>25205954Yes... French pedos with no valuable contributions
Why don't you avatar fag with a french anime character instead?
>>25205954It was the fashion at the time.You would have. Your ancestors probably did!
>>25206043Nothing wrong with that. Retardation gives you higher SMV
Sure, but my philosophy is exactly equivalent to yours, because neither of us has nor will ever contribute to it. Your high horse is theirs.
>>25206043He's not wrong. Nothing new under the sun. None of the insights are so mind blowing that anyone outside of France can't into.
>>25206411>He's not wrong>Philosophy would have ended up the same without Abelard or Descartes, trust me bronot only is he wrong but he deserves to have his skull cracked open to feed worms with his brain mass.
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>>25206777I meant a character from a french anime like Wakfu, Last Man, etc. But well played.
>read sartre, the greatest french thinker of all time>"turns out that if you were locked in a room with awful people, that'd be le bad"Woah...
>>25206352>>25207330Which French anime girls are feet goddesses?
>>25206777
>>25203524all of them rooted from GEORGES BATAILLE
>>25207586Ciel was absolute trash.
>>25207590True but she’s the only French anime girl I know.she’s no Kohaku.
>French philosophy
>>25203507Fuckin lolAlthough I hate Land
>>25207594Was she the nice sister or the whore who tries to kill you?
>>25203782Cioran was a great aphoristic writer. Deathconsciousness is a more than decent album. Texhnolyze is an excellent animation. An I'm tired of pretending not to like good things in order to avoid criticism by people who only know how to communicate in a code of irony and contempt. I'm earnest like that.
Swiss is better
>Australia>Philosophy
>>25209844David Chalmers, also Philip Nitschke, the Peaceful Pill guy
>>25203524 I think that’s a misleading characterization. I would associate the question of “why” more with German transcendental philosophy, and the question of “how” with discourse and difference analysis.
