>hello, anon, we've come to inspect your bookshelfHonestly, how fucked are you?
>>25205461>I assure you officer I've only read a few Ken Follet novels
>>25205461I'll be fine but they might give me a caution for having too many white men authors on my shelf.
>>25205461>thinly veiled datamining threadFeds are getting better at this.
>>25205643you have to be pretty fucked up to get into the SS
>>25205461Checking my shelf isn't the problem. The Officers dieing of cringe IS going to be the problem.
>>25205461I dont own a bookshelf.Most books ive read were from the library or are now collecting dust at my parents or grandparents.
>>25205461Here you go officer
>>25206722>java 1.1lmao what is that book from like 1998
>>25206722Lol @ The Infinite Jest on top
>>25206722Not only scaring women away, but probably giving them ptsd from simply sending them a pic of this bookshelf, you love to see it. I might save it and tell women its my own.
>>25206722The funny part about revolt is that it's mostly about comparative mythology and symbolism and the bits that aren't are very rarely 'bad'. "The role of men and women is the same, but different. Men can be warriors or ascetics. Women can be lovers or mothers. Mothers and warriors, giving all for another. Ascetics and lovers, annihilating the self as a step toward spiritual ascent." OOOH MUH FASCOSEXISM OH MY SCIENCE REDDIT HELP.
>>25206722Hoe scaring 101.
when these gentlemen pay you a visit you're already fucked anyhow
>>25205461AI faces from the early 2020s look so fucking weird
>>25205461Oh, they don't even need to check my bookshelf, they can just blow my brains all over the doorway
>>25205461I'd be fine, I guess. Except for my copies of Gunsmith Cats. >come for the guns and cars>leave because of the character that was a prostitute at thirteenwhy are the japanese so fucking deranged?
>>25207890You're just sheltered.
My only objectionable books are mein kampf which I got as a hand me down from my father and Céline's complete novelsI think I'd be fine
You ain't got shit on me, pigs!
>>25205461Of course officers, come in, I have only the finest classic literature. Metamorphoses, Satyricon, Lolita, Death in Venice, Gravity's Rainbow, Guilt and Innocence in Hitler's Germany...
