Books for a young aristocratic and sensible soul born in the wrong era, meant to have a life of adventures, conquests and glory and instead forced to 9-5 all days doing Excel sheets?
>>25210340sun and steelmein kampfthe very hungry caterpillar
They would be listening to a skald not reading books.
>>25210373Same thing
>>25210340no one forces you. you can have a conan-style life and will risk your life less. maybe you're too much of a coward for adventure
>>25210340seems like our era had the sense to find you exactly the level of glory you can manage.
Why have "aristcratic nietzchean bronze age" retards on /lit/ and twitter become obessed with the conan stories and robert e howard despite the fact that howard was against aristocrats and on the side of the common man and those ideals of his reflect in the stories themselves? there's a reason conan is depicted as killing the decadent previous hereditary king of aquilonia and is shown as a friend to the common peopleand there's the fact that the conan stories aren't set in a bronze age world
>>25210340conquer your 9-5 and achieve glory as the most proficient excel sheets user in the office, stop waiting for your life to begin and instead create your own adventure/carve your own path
>>25210389They're all gay and like to jill off to the frequent descriptions of Conan's rippling muscles and bronze skin.
>>25210389>aristcratic nietzchean bronze age>nietzcheanNot a thing. Embarrassing post. You haven't read a single line by Nietzsche. Your idea of him is a bad caricature that has more to do with bap and neo-fascism than anything he's ever written. You should shut the fuck up about books you haven't fucking read.
>be a mercenary in Palestine/Ukraine/Burma >go kill kingpins in Haiti >explore the uncharted Congo >steal a yacht and fight Somali pirates >sail to Antarctica and see if the world is really flat >literally just join a MMA gym The tranny that shot Kirk is literally more of a man than you pretend to be.
>>25210397his offhand & generally understood allusion (that was sort of off-to-the-side and irrelevant to his overall point) was inaccurate and it got you this rattled? give your head a wobble m80
>>25210340Here you go. Get well soon
>>25210382>>25210400Why are trannies so disingenuous and retarded? The era of mystery is over and capitalism (aka retards) won, so all this shit is LARP. Kys
>>25210400>>be a mercenary in Palestine/Ukraine/Burma>>go kill kingpins in Haiti>>steal a yacht and fight Somali piratesWhat does being a slave moralist cuck fighting for the rights of indigenous peoples have anything to do with being a Conan-esque barbarian?
>>25210340>>25210340Philosophically, Camus' "The Rebel" and "Myth of Sisyphus" are both pretty great works on how to face the world with an uncompromising attitude. Nietzsche is good but dont drink too deep from that well as he tends to become more of a funhouse mirror reflecting your what you want to read in him rather than teach you anything new. But obviously, actually go on some adventures. The hippies unironically kinda figured this out. You dont need that much money as long as youre fine being dirty and uncomfortable at times. go hitchhike, trainhop, get yourself into some situations you need that aristocratic temperament of yours to get out of. Travel the world. If thats too scary at first, just go /out/ camping at least and build up from there. If you really want conquest and battle, join as a mercenary or volunteer like some anons suggested but i would not recommend it unless you enjoy sitting in a ditch for a couple of months and then either leaving dead or with PTSDLastly, try to not get your mind in a twist with all the serfs-larping-as-aristocrats fascist stuff, you'll just end up a keyboard warrior defending lowlifes for being based or whatever. Not worth your time.
>>25210340>>25210340Philosophically, Camus' "The Rebel" and "Myth of Sisyphus" are both pretty great accessible works on how to face the world with an uncompromising attitude. Nietzsche is good but dont drink too deep from that well as he tends to become more of a funhouse mirror reflecting your what you want to read in him rather than teach you anything new. Deleuze is similarly great and similarly prone to misreading as Nietzsche. But obviously, actually go on some adventures. The hippies unironically kinda figured this out. You dont need that much money as long as youre fine being dirty and uncomfortable at times. go hitchhike, trainhop, get yourself into some situations you need that aristocratic temperament of yours to get out of. Travel the world. If thats too scary at first, just go /out/ camping at least and build up from there. If you really want conquest and battle, join as a mercenary or volunteer like some anons suggested but i would not recommend it unless you enjoy sitting in a ditch for a couple of months and then either leaving dead or with PTSDLastly, try to not get your mind in a twist with all the serfs-larping-as-aristocrats fascist stuff, you'll just end up a keyboard warrior defending lowlifes for being based or whatever. Not worth your time.
>>25210459Because Conan was literally a sell-sword, nigger. >uhhh actually adventure is cucked and libtardedAny pilpul to justify being a loser.
>>25210459>>25210452>3rd world conflicts give an opportunity to kill for profit like a modern barbarian >WHAT ARE YOU, A LEFTIST??!
this guy fought ISIS with an axe while you were bitching on /lit/
>>25210400For the sake of argument I‘d say the fact that he turned Kirk from a universally-ridiculed oligarch’s astroturf into a grassroots martyr among rightoids is proof of OP‘s defense that fighting retarded battles for self-gratification makes everything worse.
>>25210501Kirk’s legacy post-mortem is AI shitposts while his widow makes a mockery of his life’s work.
>>25210501>grassroots martyrlmao
>>25210505>>25210509I don‘t think you guys have talked with actual rightoids.
>>25210510Thats like saying Kamela has grassroots support among Kamela supporters. Who cares what some dorks think? his only cultural staying power is being a funny thing to add into your memes. About the same level as Diddy, Epstein, and 9/11
I just work and save and then go out into the world, only have had one job that lasted over a year and that was my first job. 43 and have not even worked 10 years total>year long camping trip after graduating high school>lived on small hunk of land I bought in the middle of nowhere>wandered the country on foot>traveled the world crewing on yachts with lengthy stays in a dozen countriesThinking I want a home again and I have the standing offer of free use on some land, which is tempting but kind of missing boat life.
>>25210559At least tucker has that clip of when he suddenly became a marxist.https://files.catbox.moe/dg0ia4.mp4
>>25210340All of them written by a man
>>25210400Fun fact, archaeologists/anthropologists think that those little statues were carved by women, looking down at themselves, probably while they were pregnant. That's why they have such weird proportions and huge floppy breasts.
>>25210505>>25210509he's completely right that the only thing killing Kirk achieved was further radicalisation>one goyservative to create millions of fascistsseems like a good trade really
>>25210340Unfortunately, this is it. What you are experiencing in this very moment is all it will ever be. I think young aristocratic sensible souls also yearned for more. The trick is to notice your present.
Come to /g/. We have made war and glory out of which spreadsheet programs we prefer. Now die, Excel-tribe scum.
>>25210559>Who cares what some dorks think?Yes, who cares what the proles think? What is grassroots anyway?
im so sick of BAPteens you have no idea
>>25210340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcQXJKx5h8QThe Lion King
>>25210340How the fuck do you get a 9-5 doing Excel sheets in the first place?>>25210595Are you very rich? How will you retire or buy a house?
I read the Icelandic family sagas and to a lesser degree the legendary sagasIt's more satisfying to read them in the original language because the vocabulary and form of the language fits the content perfectlyOld Icelandic is a difficult language to learn but fortunately the prose texts are not written in necessarily complicated ways so they're the perfect learning material unlike what exists in Latin or Ancient Greek
>>25210459Conan was literally a Ukrainian hetman, an Afghan warlord, and a leader of African pirates
>>25210340>born in the wrong eraYou weren't. How could you even begin to pretend to know this?
Robert E. Howard was a terribly unhappy, racist, mother-obsessed, fattish bodybuilder who wore silly hats and waddled down his small-town Texas streets like a reincarnation of Teddy Roosevelt though what he was the reincarnation of was in fact Tweedledum, and whose sexuality seems ambiguous now because he never had time in his short life to come out anywhere but in his writing.
>>25211465>oh yeah? You have ideals? Then why aren’t you 11/10 gigachad ubermensch? lmao nigger shut up
>>25210340>Books for a young aristocratic and sensible soul born in the wrong era, meant to have a life of adventures, conquests and glory
>>25210614>woman carves statue of herselfHmm sounds plausible
>>25210340video games and anime sound like what youre looking for
>>25210340Fear and Trembling. Even if you're retarded enough to hate Christ the archetype of the Knight of Faith is related to what you're seeking.
>>25210340Nigga, at least you get to do the excels, I'm doomed to leech my pops till they die then become a beggar once I'm old and frail
>>25210370>the very hungry caterpillarHe's not ready for it
>it's fucking over, all the cool places were found, africa was conquered, capitalism won, i'm simply forced to get a job at the factory and cry about it because that's the only option and if you imply otherwise you're a tranny>-che guevara
>>25211566You think the beggar thing can work out? I have maybe a year or two of savings left and then I'm fucked, my parents didn't leave me anything and they're dead already.
>>25211240If I was rich, why would I need to work and save? If you live cheap it is easy to save up enough to live on for a few years; rent cheap room, work as much as possible, go live life. I don't understand the obsession with retirement, spend 40 years working so you can enjoy your "golden years" but are too old to do much of anything? I would much rather enjoy life while I am young and work when I am old. If I ever own a house again it will be one I build and likely on that property I have free use of for life but maybe I will buy a chunk of property in the middle of nowhere again. If I really wanted to buy a house it would only take a few years of working hard, living cheap and saving. I will probably get a boat once I am too old to have fun, assuming I don't get a boat before then but who knows.
>>25211711>If you live cheap it is easy to save up enough to live on for a few years; rent cheap room, work as much as possible, go live life.Lol? Maybe in whatever rich country you're in and whatever nepo baby bullshit job you have.
>>25211725I work construction and the night shift at a gas station. I have spent a fair amount of time in the third world and things are mostly the same there; the people who don't cry about their position in life tend to do alright, they focus on their goals and work their ass off until they get it.
know thy enemy
Books for a young tar soul born in the wrong, meant to have a life of solitude and misery, exclusion and objectification and instead forced to 1-5 all days reading poetry?
>>25210340>meant to have a life of adventures, conquests and glorythe prophet by frank peretti, left behind>instead forced to 9-5 all days doing Excel sheetsyes, you do your job, you go home to your family, and you are in the fight right in your house as you listen to your wife yelling and watch your kid try to turn into a zombie. you want adventure, try telling your church friends that marriage is non negotiable. watch as everyone lies to everyone about it
>>25211770Dude you live in a fucking country where you can work at a fucking gas station and be considered a normal human. No one can do that here except the Thai and Nepalese immigrants because they receive a free stipend, free housing, free food and free everything (so they can just stack cash and send it back home to buy a house and be the richest guy in the village) and the nepo criminal mafia companies are paid by the EU to hire them instead of us.Tell me exactly where the fuck to go as a White European to receive a normal job where I can buy/build/whatever you're planning a house and RETIRE eventually.
>>25212311>people might judge me while they pay for their gasAnon, he is 43 years old and working at a gas station, no one considers him a normal human.
>>25212328In America yeah they do. You can have any kind of bullshit job in America and be considered part of the economy and society just fine.
>>25212331 Sure, if you are under 25.
>>25210340The Three Musketeers.
>>25211256Conan was none of those things because warlord-ism is a sign of weakness and lack of stability in post-industrial global society -- not strength and glory. Ergo, OP's question should be phrased as such:>Books for a young aristocratic and sensible soul born in an era where I will inevitably get cucked-then proceed from there.
