What’s the most testosterone fuels book ever written?
>>25216298The story of your life, if you write and live it
>poasting action figures for 12 year olds on a literature board
>>25216342That's an illustration you dummy.
>>25216348Looks like packaging boxart of a toy figure to me, little timmy.
One of these unironically
>>25216381Yeah those are epic
STORM OF STEEL
definitely the first 5 pages of any nietzsche book
>>25216423Holy based image
>>25216364>toy package boxart has more testosterone than most of today's artists.sad
>>25216423god that looks so fucking cozy, unlike pimply teenager aesthetics like >>25216434
>>25216441You're free to post whatever art you feel is more testosterone fueled than Frazetta.
>>25216298the deeds of the divine augustus
>>25216298Helsreach by Aaron Dembski-Bowden
>>25216423Holy cringe
Lots of fun.
>>25216441You literally have it backwards, the guy you're responding to is probably 18-19.
>>25216618>can't use the word literally properly
The Howard collection of conan stories is pretty fun
>faggot low test anon making this cool thread crappyLet's post more Conan paintings
>>25216855go back to the toy aisle, faggot
>>25216861cope
>>25216855
Definitely not my diary desu
>>25216298Thread theme:https://youtu.be/FU_ffdcU7k4?si=yjsADER9pyFZqODmBeowulf is the most masculine piece of literature I've read so far. I have a collection of Conan stories that I need to get around to reading.
>>25216298I don't know, I'm too high test to read, I lie and say I do but no one has the courage to call out my blatant lie, they instead say, "y-you too!" and break into a cold sweat at the recognition of their faux pas which I generously mock them for.
>>25216342All that shit will forever be cool, what are you gonna curl up and watch gossip sports tv shows instead? Fuck you.
>>25217680I understand these are the only options available to you, but most people have the ability to do things other than play with dolls and watch sports TV. Most niggerish comment in a niggerish thread. A “most testosterone fuels [sic] book” is the male retard equivalent to the female retard’s “female representation in literature.” Even then, the female retard attempts to exists in a culture of intellectualism, however pseudo it might be. Your retardation cannot be excused by considering masculinity a higher virtue than femininity, because you are not seeking any sort of virtue in literature by making this shit thread, you want to take what is independently good, and apply it to yourself. You are effectively a black, gay, and probably transgender, woman.
>>25216618Those are the best years
>>25217917I'm sorry, did your vagina just say something?
>>25217917>considering masculinity a higher virtue than femininityIt is, hierarchically. You are just weak.
>>25216298When you are in a shitty taste competition and your opponent is a young white boy
>>25216897>>25217103
>>25218019ironic considering you're the one arguing like a woman
The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You
>>25217680are your puberty hormones acting up again, you seem angry
>>25216298Frog and Toad
>>25217103
>>25218299I have that picture up in my gym, think on it every time I work back
>>25216381>>25216386>>25216415>>25217251Good choices. Of course there's Homer, and the Song of Roland is another in that style.
>>25216298
>>25218299>>25218346
>>25218126ZASED AND KEYED
>>25216415Really great book but it didn’t really make me feel inspired to go off to war. It just made sad at the senseless and wasteful slaughter. It’s hard to feel purposeful or invigorated when you’re reading about throngs of brave, strong, heroic-looking men getting leveled by unlucky shrapnel trajectories and stray bullets. A lot of the chapters contain detailed passages of burly blonde warriors standing up while unloading round after round or berserkers diving straight into enemy trenches and it always ends with a dead hero. I honestly don’t know how people call it a “pro-war” book.Weirdly, this >>25218444 book by a supposedly “neutral journalist” is one that actually made me want to go into combat.
>>25216298the kelly turnbull series by colonel kurt schlichter
>>25218542I read part of one of these and it was not good. reddit quips and unlikely behavior. It did not have a fraction of the testosterone that these other suggestions do.
>>25218730have you actually read these (has anyone ITT actually read these)
>>25218123Hey man, you're the one that brought up niggers and trannies out of nowhere.
>>25218835Neither of you are funny and your slapfight is really uninteresting to the rest of us
>>25216298black companyno country for old menthe judging eyehow the steel was tempered
>>25218346Frazetta has the best depiction of Conan. Frazetta's dynamic naturalism perfectly captures the gritty yet poetic style of Howard's writing.