Dear Danielle Chelosky,I'm sorry for what I did to you. I obsessively posted boudoir and lingerie photos of you (which to be fair you did upload to twitter yourself for the whole world to see) on this board in the winter season. This brought unwanted, negative attention to you as a person and a writer. This voyeuristic scrutiny of your body paired with the vitriol being slung at your mediocre "slut diaries" caused you to have a severe mental breakdown. You permanently deleted your twitter because of me, and for that I'm sorry. I hope you're doing better now.
>>252206301. lmfao2. good on you for apologizing, I guess, if this is really the same guy who was spamming her a few months back 3. "posts thirst traps publicly on the internet gets upset when they make men horny" is a very common reaction that's never made sense to me, like what was she hoping/thinking would happen
Look at that whore, she wants energy... and she wants it upright. No teasing face, no social masking. It screams "pajeet, I want your coom and you'll give it to me right now"
>>25220636She also deleted the story she wrote where she mentions getting posted on 4chan. She also started some kind of daily diary on her website in February, gave up on it after 10 days, and has now taken it down. I feel bad. I seem to have karmically and/or pyschically fucked her up, all from gooning to her in a public fashion. I really wish her the best because she is a very attractive woman, and she seems like a genuinely nice person. I just hope she is truly moving on from her slut life and is focusing on bettering herself, as a person and a writer. I hope at least her mental breakdown will have helped her to move beyond that soul-destroying and detrimental phase of her life.
>>25220630i wouldve thought she was a mtf if not for those mounds
I think if your bio is that you write articles for "Stereogum, NPR and the Fader" you should axe that. It's negative aura. I do not want to read a novel from lackee at knockoff Pitchfork. Start writing under a pen name.
>>25220630>caused you to have a severe mental breakdownWhere are you getting this from?Anyway, Honor Levy is still our queen
>>25220630"Women getting mad that their public photos are shared on other websites" has to be right up there with "women getting mad that their boyfriend cheated on them in their dreams" on the list of stupid shit women choose to be upset about.
>>25220758>deletes her twitter twice in the span of 2-3 weeks (been deleted since early February)>deletes her story "christmas" where she discusses the mental breakdown she had and writes about how she's being discussed on an incel forum>deletes her daily journal she started after 10 days>barely active on IG anymore, makes a point of not posting slutty photos of herself anymore (barring one exception)>wrote a story called "Privacy" which reflects on the meritlessness of voyeuristic autofiction that focuses on how much sex you're havinghttps://www.hobartpulp.com/web_features/fur-coatThis story from a month ago is also some good evidence as to her mental state. I think she's also gone sober too...
>>25220778>>deletes her story "christmas" where she discusses the mental breakdown she had and writes about how she's being discussed on an incel forumArchive?
>>25220780https://www.hobartpulp.com/web_features/christmasHere's the dead link. You'll have to do the rest yourself.
>>25220758>Honor Levy is still our queenWRONG! Dasha is the queen of Dimes Square and /lit/'s hearts.
I don't like the direction this thread is heading...I just wanted to apologize to Danielle, and I wanted this thread to be an apology to Danielle. We don't need to dig in to her private life. Let's just leave Danielle alone.
I find very little of interest in the scribblings of a self pitying drunk with family money and too much time on her hands.
>>25220788>Her friend had recently informed her that she was being posted on a website for incels. She checked it frequently to see what they were saying about her. They complained about her stories and her thirst traps, saying she was rich, spoiled, narcissistic, shallow, pathetic, slutty, desperate, used-up, depraved. They said she was daddy’s money slut. They said her writing was utter dogshit. They said she enjoyed being controlled, dominated, and maltreated. They said women couldn’t write about suffering because they couldn’t experience anything more than surface level suffering. They said she would never create anything of artistic worth. They said Would rape.I wouldnt feel too bad OP, sounds like she enjoyed reading about herself
>>25220630I don't get the obsession. There's plenty of ladies to goon to, and, after hearing interviews with her, she just seems like a ditzy idiot pretending to be an artist. Surprised to learn she's worked with Philip Best, her interests are so tame and milquetoast by comparison. He must only keep her around for the tits while she deludes herself otherwise.
>>25220805>They said Would rapeWe never said that. You don't need to rape a good time girl like this. They throw the pussy at whoever is still standing at last call.
>>25220805I think the worst part is she took a funny post and sapped it of its humor and creative spark and turned it into a trite comment. A random anon out-wrote her, in other words.
>>25220805Do you think she was disappointed that I never made another thread about her until now, and only just to apologize to her? I also had 137 photos of her saved on my phone. I permanently deleted them all the other day. I want this chapter of my life to be behind me.
>>25220810I think you're really going back on your commitment and she would be sad to hear this. If she can't count on you, who can she count on?
>>25220810I begin to suspect you are her fishing for more chud abuse and validation. She is an obvious masochist if her writing is anything to go by.
>>25220792>Friedland's sloppy fifths No, thank you
>>25220814She's got the dead eyes of a girl who's been slapped in the face by a few hundred cocks, literarily speaking.
>>25220798and yet, when you tell people you did not enjoy dostoevsky, suddenly, you're the madman
>>25220833kek
>>25220630>CHURRO ME CASA >CHURRO SU CASA>CHURRO ME CASA >CHURRO SU CASA>CHURRO ME CASA >CHURRO SU CASA>ABUELITA GRINGO PUTO>CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA
>>25220630https://warosu.org/lit/?task=search&search_text=Chelosky
Who is this whore? I have never clicked on a thread with this selfie in the OP.
>sees a beautiful woman>assumes she must be a whoreWhy are incels like this?
>>25220862All of her writing is very upfront about her whoredom.
>>25220864But >>25220852 wouldn't know that because he hasn't read her
Wow OP, well done. You might have reset her career on the right path at the same time as you forced a new /lit/ egirl that produced months of funny threads. I nominate you Poster of the Year for contributions to literature and board culture.
>>25220877goonposting is not board culture
>>25220881Yes it is.
>>25220884No it’s not. I got in trouble at least once for posting trollops in hogwarts school uniforms
Can any Cheloskologists tell me who her literary influences are? So I can stay away from them
>>25220758Shut the fuck up Honor.
>>25220778So you're saying that despite her protests, 4chan has fixed her?
>>25220947/lit/ held a mirror to her, the things we despise in others are only recognisable to us because those traits are within ourselves
>>25220792This retarded bitch has never said or done anything interesting
>>25220963Uh she made one of the great films of this decade
>>25220937Skill issue
>>25220963I think it's pretty interesting how she sucked 500 cocks by the age of 20
>>25220957So you're saying she's a female Waldun? Interesting...they should definitely hook up. Imagine the kino Waldun would be writing if he was violently rape-fucking (consensually) Danielle Chelosky...someone book this bitch a flight to Naarm!
Hey Danielle,Rape rape rape rape
Dear Danielle Chelosky,ur a 6/10 at best lmao. I'd fuck you, but I wouldn't go out of my way to do it. lol
>>25221018That's generous>>25220973Yeah if she doesn't have AIDS by now that is pretty impressive.
>>25220630Nice tits on this whore
>>25220630I'm ready for "writers" like this to kill themselves en masse.
>>25220833Dumb zinger in defense of an author who's, at best, a boring retread of the already intolerable Elizabeth Wurtzel.
>>25220942JungerMishimaHamsunCeline
>>25221081I suppose this is a meme of le fascist writers but I did see she cared enough to frame Celine in one of her selfies
>>25220630I remember those threads.
>>25221081Mediocre taste
>>25221106Decent taste, but they're not "influences", nothing of any of those authors is reflected in her writing. Her style and subject is boilerplate damaged party-girl narcissist screeds, but a step down in quality. A fourth-rate Marya Hornbacher.
>>25220957I'm not a stupid slut, though.
with ai you can make danielle do anything you want
>>25221110>decentIf you’re unread and just started reading entry-level literary fiction
>>25221119slop coursed through his powerful veins
>>25220778>This story from a month ago is also some good evidence as to her mental state.As narcissistic a cunt and shit writer as ever? lolTedious is the nicest thing I can say about this terrible """story"""
>>25220630Op - are you Mr 7 inches? You gonna throw a bone out to your gay fan on here? It’s only fair that the admirer becomes admired too. Rather literary, don’t you think?
>>25220630P.S.Show us those tits!Yours truly,Anon
>>25220805>no link or pastebinsad
>>25220810>permanently deleted them all the other dayNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25221594That was the only paragraph of interest. The rest is garbage autofiction about pining for some guy.
>>25221116I don’t think you’re stupid
>>25220758I will not pay a tax on honor
>>25221665will you honor Eugene L.?
>>25221668I don't know, haven't seen him
>>25220788Wow that website is a treasure trove of absolute dogshit, can you guess what this old man wrote about?
>>25221751He wrote a short story about being a MILF that fingers young men and jerks them offhttps://www.hobartpulp.com/web_features/mill-boys
>>25221754actually they jerk themselves off, she just fingers them
>>25222007nice cock
>>25222007>phimosis>ugly veins that make your cock look shrivelled
>>25220778>makes a point of not posting slutty photos of herself anymore (barring one exceptionCan you post the exception
>>25222267No. I'm not that person anymore. Just stalk her instagram daily if you want that shit.
>>25222045Thanks for sharing 10/10. I know most of you like women but to me men are so damn beautiful. If someone complains they don’t deserve you. Love Ellroy too. You made my day. I hope something great happens to you today.
>>25220792>>25220758this is a mira gonzalez board. always has been, always will be.
>>25222371lol no
>>25222334I dont have Instagram
>>25222424Boomer
>>25222371No one has thought of that washed up hag in years
I posted a harsh critique of her prose in one of those threads. I only hope it did not contribute to her swift, albeit predictable, mental decline. If I did I am sorry but do not regret doing so.
>>25222338NTA, but I have been planning on a Homeric tattoo, what led to your choosing πολύτροποv? Also your dink would look more aesthetic if you pulled the foreskin back, I am unjewed but have never photographed my glistening member to show others without first doing the courtesy of unsheathing the glans, foreskins are necessary, but they are not aesthetic.
>>25220778This whore's "short stories" are the same, they have no plot and are always about herself.