share some interesting bookstore/library story
>>25226392Ass
>>25226393that's not a story
>>25226392Booka
Brapstore
>>25226392too fat
why is she so short
>>25226392So this one time I went to a bookstore on a search for the most literary book. Something that would blow the minds of everyone on /lit/. A book that would make even the most performative of male readers pee in their huggies. First I went to the classics section and browsed the bookshelves there from top to bottom, scrutinizing every novel there. I looked at all the big names: War and Peace, The Count of Monte Cristo, Les Miserables, The Brothers Karamazov. And these were all long and literary, but everybody reads those books. I needed something special, something that would knock everybody's socks off, not just any literary book but the most literary book. Next I went to the contemporary fiction aisle, thinking surely I'll find what I'm looking for in some post-modern encyclopedic circle jerk. Here too my eyes perused all of the standards of the genre: Infinite Jest, Gravity's Rainbow, JR. There was nothing wrong with these literary books either but it was still lacking something, still lacking that je ne sais quoi. But then, I finally laid eyes upon what I was looking for. A novel in seven parts all collected together in a shrink-wrapped box set. There was only one on the shelf and it took up a good quarter of the shelf all to itself. I hefted my prize up and headed for the checkout counter, not believing my supreme luck in having discovered what I was looking for: the most literary book. The massive tomes slammed onto the countertop despite my efforts to set it there gently, although I must admit that I didn't put in too much effort, I did want to show off after all. The girl at the register didn't look as impressed as I thought she should, however, so I rested an elbow on top of the box set I was purchasing and told her with a smug grin on my face, "I'm something of a reader and I'm glad I was able to find this monument to literature in your store today." She barely glanced at me while ringing up the total and said, "It's not that literary."
>>25226474Was it goosebumps?
>>25226392what book is she looking at?
>>25226392At the library around 2000 and a black man in a suit asked my crippled mother in a wheelchair for money. Also, I miss card catalogs.
>>25226620Max Stirner
>>25226392Every morning I pass the library on my way to the wage cage and there is a line of homeless people waiting to get in and young melanin enriched men with backpacks in the parking lot who are making dubious financial transactions with them. I don't go to the library anymore.
>>25226620Ovid - Metamorphoses
>>25226620ovid's metamorphoses
>>25226634Post bookstack.
i am jewish and live in a desi neighborhood in nyc. a few years ago, i wanted to learn some bangla in hopes of ingratiating myself to my local kebab men. i went to the union square barnes & noble language section to go look for a bangla learning workbook, and at the same shelf i met a bangladeshi man who was there looking for a hebrew learning book. go figure.
>>25226714how does it feel to be jewish and know that what used to be your goodest of golems now loathe you and wish you ill?
>>25226392I finally went on a date for the first time I ever and the girl wanted to go to this "indie" bookstore where a bunch of college kids go to pretend to be hipsters and I wanted to kill myself the whole time. At least now I don't feel so bad about being alone.
>>25226723based
This is my yesterday's haul>The Cat>Shadow and evil in fairy tales>Animus and anima in fairy tales>The feminine in fairy talesFor some reason I went to the 2nd floor and approached the counter straight away in order to ask for where Marie-Louise was shelved as if implored by some sense of urgency to do so, even though most of their wares were on the base level of the store.A few weeks back I had dreamt of being led into a room by a young blonde woman, whom I had thought was Saber in my dream, presented to a wise old man and told I could ask any question, yet I stumbled at my own sense of ignorance. The blonde woman continuously looked at me as if to convey permission without words, as if to allow allowance itself.I divulge this dream because at the store counter which I urgently approached stood this young blonde lady. Nothing of importance happened in our interaction, besides me being directed towards the appropriate rack, yet a part of me remained immensely satisfied for the rest of the day. I also wasn't sure which books to get so I read through the Contents of each and tried to make an instinctual decision with as little thought involved(yet I couldn't settle for less than 4). Any Jungians, what am I in for?
>>25226392>be me in a books-a-million in suburban Georgia>looking in history section>trying to find anything that isn't a fucking Navy SEAL/CIA/Operator memoir about SECRET BLACK OPS bullshit>See "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee">pick it up and flip through>a voice on the wind says:>"That's a real interesting book">Look over, and see something from a vision quest>White guy, paler than pale, a real paleface if you will>Feathers in his hair, dreamcatcher earrings, wampum bead looking necklace, buckskin shirt and pants, moccasins>"Oh is it? I've heard a lot about it".>starts ranting about "his people" and "their history">eventually walks awayIt was like I summoned a genie or something. Someone tell me what book I have to pick up to summon a bitch with a big fat ass like in OP's pic.
>>25226392I was in this lovely old little library hidden in a side street of the city centre, and there were a lot of old tomes in there, primarily philosophy books which appealed to me, ran by old, clearly studious fellow who never entered the 21st century; so all around, it was the epitome of quaint. I’m there looking for stuff on Schelling since I couldn’t find his works anywhere and this was some 25 years ago, I was about 20, and there’s this really cute European proto /lit/ girl in there, she approached me and we were talking for a while; she was a Nietzsche enjoyer, and I hadn’t read anything at that point by him, so I was asking about where to start, anyway, it’s all really fuzzy now, but we hit it off, she was much more attractive and cultured than my girlfriend at the time, and she asked if I wanted to go and get something to drink with her after leaving, I declined because I was in a relationship. I’m a fucking retard, I should have just said yes, and broke up with my girlfriend who I actually had a shitty relationship with. I’m pathetic too since it was longer ago than some of you here have even been alive, at least I’m not Dante.
>>25226719not sure what 'golem' youre referring to here
>>25226782>45 year old single, childless loser posts about how he almost made itkek, I bet you think about that every day, fucking loser
>>25226888I'm gonna kill your kids
>>25226894How though? You're probably obese and get winded just waddling to the bathroom.
>>25226888Manlet
>>25226888But I do have children? This sounds like you’re projecting
>be me>newfag to /lit/>see gravitys rainbow is essential>be in barnes and noble with my copy or GR>little gay weirdo who works there stops me>omg that's so awesome you are reading that that's such a good book>give a proud look to my wife and she rolls her eyes and walks away>listen to him tell me all about pynchie and One battle after another and V and Vineland and its hard but worth it ect >yea whatever guy I just heard pynchon is good lol>read GR>its full of fetish shit lol no wonder he liked it>its actually really good tho >glad /lit/ memed it
>>25226395It's an asstory.
>>25226747Mani se jungovskih sranja.
>>25226392>>25226636>>25226638Good taste… I wonder if she actually read it.Nahhhh
>>25226392Kneeling down and sniffing when she's distracted.
>>25226942Your mother doesn't seem to mind
>>25227043I was adopted by two gay dad's.
>>25226392>be me, bookstore fag>working the register>little girl comes up with some disney princess book>she's not even as tall as the counter>scan the book for her, tell her the price>she goes through her little purse and comes up with some cash>two dollars short>ask her where her parents are>she just shrugs>look over to my colleague at the other register>she's busy>take two dollars from my wallet and finish the transaction>tell the girl not to make a habit of relying on strangers' goodwill, give her the book and send her on her wayTold one of my coworkers about my mistake later and she was like "yeah that was sweet but don't tell management"
>>25227026And if she farts?
>>25226966Did you two queers then fuck each other in the ass while your beard watched?
>>25227083You're in.
>>25226753You need to go to college towns to find good used bookstores. I stuck around the place I went to college. There's a Value Village a short while from where I live and the book section always looks like a professor just died and had an estate sale. I might have to go there today now that I think about it.
>>25226981Kasno brale, kasno.
>>25226753>Someone tell me what book I have to pick up to summon a bitch with a big fat ass like in OP's picIf I knew the answer, I wouldn't tell anyone because I'd be afraid it would ruin the magic, sorry anon.
>>25226714Did u have kissy time?
>>25226723Me honestly
>>25227110Fuuuuuck no dude, the college bookstores, at least in my area, are filled with the most superficial, queer liberalslop and it's all they have.
>>25226392I've thought about this ass all day today.Had breakfast; saw stripes in my headWent to the gym; those curves had me brickedBaked bread; see those fluffy curves in the crustIn short, nice ass!
>>25227311It does look very nice, doesn't it?
>>25226392Judging by the looks of the backside of that leg, I suspect major cottage cheese ass.
>>25227099Lovely.
Did you know at Barnes and Noble you can literally just take book off of the shelf, into the shitter and just read the entire thing on the toilet and then put it back? Nobody will stop you.
>>25227326you could be reading someone else's poopy seconds right now
I want to know how y'all got a picture of my girlfriend. :|
>>25226753>It was like I summoned a genie or something. Someone tell me what book I have to pick up to summon a bitch with a big fat ass like in OP's pic.Women with fat butts are never the talkative ones, in my experience. They are always preoccupied straining to muffle farts, I suppose. As it happens if I were still one to wear green Doc Marten's and baggy denim, one of these women may tell me they like it. And from there I must seize upon the act of analyzing her to reciprocate with compliment, but more importantly open-ended inquiry . . .In truth, expecting a woman to discuss literature is an impossibility, seeing as they do not actually read, but merely see the words on the page thing-y.
>>25226395It's a religion. Adonitology. It has a holy book.
>>25226392Let me spin a tale from my storied life, OP:I once saw hot girl in bookstore too. Was cool.
>>25227326>>25227338No u cant bring merch in the bathroom but you like to post this a lot for some reason
>>25227110Jealous. My VV has Dan Brown books and a side of Margaret Atwood.
>>25227541>They are always preoccupied straining to muffle fartsIs that so? I would have thought the mass of her buttcheeks would be naturally working to keep her butthole sealed up, but I suppose that could cause an intense buildup in pressure resulting in some particularly loud and explosive farts instead of small and silent ones.
>>25226392Took this girl out on valentine's day at my local library. They had a special opening where they showed you the usually off limits rooms with all the frescos. We shared laughs and bonded while looking at gorgeous late medieval/early modern editions of the divine comedy and Orlando furioso. She commented in passing that we should have met earlier in life. After going to a winery for a drink we parted ways with a hug and she went back to her place where her boyfriend was studying for his thesis. I went to the pub to watch rugby and then home to jerk off and go to sleep alone amd aching for love
>>25227552>NOOOO, THE SIGNY SIGN SAID NOOOO!!!LMAO, pussy
>>25226392Every time I go to my local library, the 40+ year old woman who works the desk flirts with me, but I am too retarded to do anything about it
>>25227071Who probably fucked you in a threesome when you were five. Toddler sandwich.
>>25227102Yes
I went to a local bookstore in my town a couple months ago (that I have gone to many times before). It actually has a decent selection. I usually browse the classic science fiction section, although I do occasionally detour to the classics section or find some postmodernist authors. I went 1.5 hours before closing and it was way busier than normal. I realized soon that there was higher foot traffic than normal because of the 'no kings' protest that was going on downtown. Normally this place is a ghost town with 1-2 people in it. Yet, I heard the owner say to someone they wanted to shut the store down an hour early to join the protest. I thought he just meant it in a 'yeah, wish I could, but I gotta do my job type of thing". Then, 1 hour before the real closing time, I realized I was the only one in the store left and he was starting to close windows and doors. I hurried out quickly after, and then he locked the door behind me.I didn't really care that the owner kinda pushed me out or that he has bad politics. What I was surprised by was that this seemed like one of his best days of the year to stay open and actually make money, but he closed it down! Bookstores are unironically just run by rich hobbyists I think. Our economy is fundamentally broken.
>WAAAAAH, BOOKSTORE OWNER NOT A TRUMPY!! REEEEEEE!Fuck you people are pathetic.
>>25227976Maybe you should read what I actually write next time.
>>25226392Damn. That is a beautiful ass.
>>25227979>he has bad politics All I needed to read, directionbrained bitch.
>>25227976This from the guy who's so invested in 4chan points he doesn't link to posts he's hate-responding to?
>>25227983He does have bad politics, and I don't like Trump.
>>25227986You are cattle
>>25227989That is unironically an 80 IQ response.
>>25227986Figured as much, bitch.
>>25227983Attending a no kings protest is bad politics, not sorry.
>Ummm... you didn't respond to my post directly so... YOU'RE SUPER OBSESSED ACKCHUALLY You seem upset.
>>25227976>>25227983Literally getting triggered by some random subpoint. Learn to control your seethe.
>>25226392>cottage cheese leg
>I-I'm not mad! YOU'RE MAD!lol
One time I walked into a Barnes and Noble washroom and there was an obviously just-used pornographic magazine lying on the floor taken out the plastic wrap on the floor and there was shit and toilet paper in the can and jizz all over the toilet seat and magazine and the wall. I went and got the manager. This was right before closing too.
Back in the elder days, before I became a husband and a father, there was this girl who worked at my local barnes and noble that flirted with me when I would visit. She was a nice girl, but not really my type.
>>25228005Yeah I've been to the one in Wicker Park too
A guy asked where I (also a guy) got my shoes at Barnes and Noble once. I think he was hitting on me. I told him where I got them and walked away. Can't believe some gay guy felt emboldened enough to do that.
>>25226392Wanna chew on that ass. Also those penguin hardcover classics are terribly bound.
>>25228018Sounds like you pre-came a little
>>25227970Here's the (you) that >>25227976 dropped. For future readers.
>>25228005>I went and got the managerYou're such a loser.
>Gets utterly BTFO when I do thisGood
>>25227998I'm not the one with a parasocial attachment to 4chan replies buddy
Literally what is the point of Barnes and Noble for shopping books? When I find a book on Amazon, its more than likely on sale than paying for full price in that store.Also, most people don't socialize in that store. What exactly is the purpose of going there?
>>25228023No, not really.
>>25228037It's just a place for teenaged girls and womanchildren to film their TikTok book hauls.
>>25228005Just admit that you're the one who did it and then went and told the manager to clean up your mess because you're a sickfuck.
>>25226392I need a cute dumb foid with a fat dumper and bad taste in literature who I can impress with my vastly superior taste in literature only to inevitably lose her due to social embarrassment with my tism.I need this.
>>25226393many are saying this
>>25227970you've posted this before...let it go bruh...
>>25228023Oh, I did, Fox of /Cum/ Summer Reserve.
>>25226392>cashier at bookstore thinks she is a bookseller>laugh
>>25226392Should be illegal to dress like this in public. I dream of a world where I'm not greeted with sloth and obscenity whenever I step outside.
>>25226474>There was nothing wrong with these literary books either but it was still lacking something, still lacking that je ne sais quoiKeked
>>25228952Have you considered moving to some sandnigger hellhole?
>>25228952>Should be illegal to dress like this in publicQuite the opposite my friend; every female should wear tight clothes. The fatter the ass, the tighter the garment. And my jeans shall grow tighter too, if you catch my drift (it's my dick).
>Lust-provoking image
