ITT: post lessons we can learn from the bible>bad pussy really breaks a nigga (Samson, Solomon)>be nice to bald people
I was surprised at what a big fan god is of rhetorical questions tbqh.
>>25226562How much of the Bible claims literally to be the word of God, though?
>>25226551>lessons we can learn from the biblegreat question..XNITY PRIMERhttp://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1a-9eWjZWH-6uUOcRFJ4hFsgB2vOhdZZfgoogle drive easy to use interface
>the strong and capable should be made to serve those who get ahead by trickery (Jacob and Esau)
>>25227275just a lil prank
>>25226551If you’re looking for something, is it not written in the book of the annals of the kings of israel?
Deception is a Jewish virtue
>>25227275Meanwhile also Jacob, David, Saul, etc>tries to trick God>gets egg on their face
>>25226551>bad pussy really breaks a niggaWhy do you speak like this? Are you so fucking lazy you can't form proper thoughts at this point?
>>25228767ayoo a nigga can't speak in ebonics? fuck you man
>>25228789you getting discriminated against n shit
>>25228540lol
>>25226551Don’t try to gang-rape angels, even if they’re really cute. It will not end well.~ Genesis 19:11
>>25226551This is probably one of the more, if not the most, complex lesson in authority and how one relates to God:And the king said to the man of God, “Come home with me, and refresh yourself, and I will give you a reward.” And the man of God said to the king, “If you give me half your house, I will not go in with you. And I will not eat bread or drink water in this place; for so was it commanded me by the word of the Lord, saying, ‘You shall neither eat bread, nor drink water, nor return by the way that you came.’” So he went another way, and did not return by the way that he came to Bethel.Now there dwelt an old prophet in Bethel. And his sons came and told him all that the man of God had done that day in Bethel; the words also which he had spoken to the king, they told to their father. And their father said to them, “Which way did he go?” And his sons showed him the way which the man of God who came from Judah had gone. And he said to his sons, “Saddle the ass for me.” So they saddled the ass for him and he mounted it. And he went after the man of God, and found him sitting under an oak; and he said to him, “Are you the man of God who came from Judah?” And he said, “I am.” Then he said to him, “Come home with me and eat bread.” And he said, “I may not return with you, or go in with you; neither will I eat bread nor drink water with you in this place; for it was said to me by the word of the Lord, ‘You shall neither eat bread nor drink water there, nor return by the way that you came.’” And he said to him, “I also am a prophet as you are, and an angel spoke to me by the word of the Lord, saying, ‘Bring him back with you into your house that he may eat bread and drink water.’” But he lied to him. So he went back with him, and ate bread in his house, and drank water.And as they sat at the table, the word of the Lord came to the prophet who had brought him back; and he cried to the man of God who came from Judah, “Thus says the Lord, ‘Because you have disobeyed the word of the Lord, and have not kept the commandment which the Lord your God commanded you, but have come back, and have eaten bread and drunk water in the place of which he said to you, “Eat no bread, and drink no water”; your body shall not come to the tomb of your fathers.’” And after he had eaten bread and drunk, he saddled the ass for the prophet whom he had brought back. And as he went away a lion met him on the road and killed him.
>>25226551We don't talk like that here.
>>25228767>>25228789In retrospect I shouldn't have said fuck you ;_;
>>25228767I am so tired of this ebonics is a fully fledged dialect of english and shouldn't be looked down on any more than say speaking with a, for example, thick Birmingham dialect is
