There I was, on a Friday night, while all the normies are out there partying, fucking, having a good time... I was on r9k talking about fucking JBW theory.What a life, right? It couldn't get any better than this. Seriously.I was scrolling in this thread about JBW, and this anon was spamming tiktoks with black guys and white girls. Probably a jeet, but whatever.I got sick of it all and suddenly got up from my chair, almost involuntarily, I just wanted to live my fucking life.More seemingly involuntary actions happened after that. I put on my jacket and shoes, grabbed my keys and left my house.Just like that, I guess. I guess when you get fed up with a shitty, monotonous, r9k browsing life, your body goes into autopilot and forces you out of your house.Anyway, I was on my front porch, breathing in the cool, 10pm air. Wondering what to do now.I stared at my lawn. It just occured to me that I forgot to tell the Mexicans that mow my lawn to come this week, the grass was definitely over grown.But what is an over grown lawn, to me, standing in front of my house, at 10pm, with nowhere to go, nothing to do?My body started moving involuntarily again. It just started moving. And I ended up in my car. Driving. To who knows where?I was driving through my small city and I passed by a comedy club. My life is a joke so it only made sense that I went inside.
I parked, went in and sat down. Some skinny Asian guy was on stage. Asian comedians aren't really my taste, but I figured I'd sit there and see what kind of jokes he had.>People call us asians different things, jungle asians and fancy asians. I'm Korean so I'm technically a fancy Asian. Which they're not wrong about that because I do use chopsticks with my pinky sticking upI chuckled internally. What a stupid fuckin joke. Lifted my mood a little bit though, I won't lie. It beats discussing the fact that Asian girls like white guys on r9k by a long shot.>I'm just kidding. I never learned to use chopsticks. Which is definitely a bigger failure as an Asian than not being good at mathI just laughed. He's really leaning into the whole Asian thing, isn't he.Out of nowhere, a girl sat next to me. Not right next to me, but a chair over.Im definitely not around women that often. So I was kinda psyched. Nothing was going to happen of course, she probably didn't even see me. But still, I hoped>Math or chopsticks? Which one is more critical to the Asian experience? I guess that's an impossible to answer, existential question, huh?I smirked. This guy is still going on about the goddamn chopsticks. But to answer his question, I would say m-"Chopsticks!"The girl next to me suddenly shouted that out. Pretty loudly too.The comedian stopped, looked over at her, glared at me for a second"Hey man, get your girl on a leash or something"
I was dumbfounded. Why is he talking to me? I'm not even sitting right next to the girl. We were obviously not together.I nervously pulled out my phone and started scrolling on the weather app. Im not a confident guy and the idea of having a screaming match with a comedian wasn't something I was interested in doing"We're not together, I'm not sure if you can see the seat between us with your tiny eyes, but"The girl yelled that at the Asian comedian. Jesus Christ, could this get any worse. I'm not gonna lie, I was a little turned on by the racism, but I did not want to deal with this. Not on one of the only days I leave my house."I can see a lot of things with my tiny eyes, including your tiny tits"The comedian said back to her. Jeez man. I didn't want to get caught in the middle of this so I stood up to leave.The girl looked at me and raised her eyebrows"Where are you going? This is just getting good"I ignored her and basically shuffled off and left the comedy club. I'm such a beta, dude.I was just standing at the front of the club with my hands in my pockets, staring at the sky.One night out and it turns into some screaming match between an Asian and some girl with supposedly small tits. I didn't get a good look.Suddenly, the front doors fly open, it was security, and... the girl? They had her by the arms and tossed her out."Weak faggots, you need two men to kick a 110 pound girl out of a comedy club? I bet you two take bubble baths at night!"She dusted herself off and looked around and found her eyes on me"It's you, the total pussy.""Who, me?""Yeah, you. You left right when the actual comedy was starting""Yeah, that kind of stuff isn't for me""So I was right, total pussy""Yeah, whatever"I called her a fucking foid under my breath and walked off"Did you just call me a foid under your breath?"
>>25241108truly one of the posts of all time
>>25241110Well? Don't leave us hanging.
Asians who self depreciate are disgusting
>>25241108>JBW so sick of this meme in the "incel" community. I literally see a white girl with a mulatto child at least once every two weeks. Stop lying.
>>25241244>I literally see a white girl with a mulatto child at least once every two weeks.What is that supposed to prove
>>25241108What the fuck is this shit?
This just tells me that half of you faggots shutting up the board with your woman threads are from r9k as if it wasn’t obvious enough.
ok op that was kinda fire ngl
>>25241108I hope this isn't an excerpt from another one of those "great incel/gen z" novels which is really just a string of memes and internet references that comes along every few months.
bro thought he was in an anime
>>25241108You lost me when you claimed to have left your houseI didn't believe anything after that
>>25241466At no point in its history has 4chan ever been for well-adjusted people.
>>25241110I'm too invested, finish it op!!!!
>>25241108Write a book featuring short stories of this guy's life. I'd buy it. Post the link when you have done it.
A fun enough read, but it's clearly just another "manic pixie dream girl" fantasy story. I will not be taking you on as a client.
not bad, but since you leaned so hard into being from r9k it's obvious you're from pol
>>25241422"JBW" is pseudoscientific drivel
>>25243655>t. white incel
>>25241132yes, ones who immolate are preferable
>>25241675Speak for yourself, I’m as well adjusted as they come. okay im lying but fuck you anon
