>the virgin analytic: out, newfag. learn the lore and quit anyway. i dislike this.>the chad continental: it's all white brotherman dive right ini don't see how you can justify this
>learn the loreAnal ytics not learning the fucking lore is why they've spent a hundred years positing retarded ideas as self evident then changing their minds every 15 years about what was "obvious" and reinventing wheels established 2000 years ago until they now are reading Hegel and basically are continentals.It's not possible to exaggerate how retarded the first half of analytical thought was.
>>25251481"I'm fucking retarded." The author about his own ideas.
Husserl was a professional mathematician, Heidegger had a minor in math and physics with a high level rigorous oral examination, Hegel did math and physics on his own time etc.Anal-lytics are just sterile autists.
>>25251493I have a personal theory that if it weren't for philosophy of language being the sterile alternative to semiotics, no one would care about analytic philosophy. pretty much every millennial facebook update is the equivalent of "i managed to say finnegan's wake is readable by anyone and everyone"
Aborted by its true founder before it was even fully born. But it was born developmentally challenged so it didn't know and kept flailing in vain.
>>25251502>there is beef for dinner>this means i have a wifetruly the greatest philosophy ever conceived
>>25251504A man that cooks his own dinner is a hermaphrodite—his own wife, hand pussy after. He "fucks himself". Which means he cucks himself.
>>25251507when you can say anything the marxists have won
>>25251456>aye on the 'ogout.
>>25251523i already left mate
>>25251507factual
>>2525150799% of women are absolutely terrified of being married and hate the concept of marriage more than anything else. but, besides fuccbois who women love more than anything else, men desire nothing above being married to a woman. therefore women have to pretend to want marriage in order to get a man to give them some resources. a successful woman is a woman who can consume multiple men over the years, reducing each to a broke loser before moving on and explaining to the next guy, ok, i didnt marry him because he was a broke loser. basically, for these 99% of women, the word 'incel' means 'marriage seeking', whereas 'respecter of women' means 'fuccboi'. this is the inverse of what vapid simps perceive. basically whats needed is for simps to become less vapid and start to understand what women really are. the Bible does talk about what women really are, but only to compare israel to an adulteress. americattle refuse to read these chapters because theyre a little pornographic, they criticize the holy israelite people who never did anything wrong, and they say mean things about women that americattle would never say
>>25251456Why did someone put a signature on their shitty AI-geneated Linkedin slop?
>>25251564What is this shit
>>25251499I thought the two were interchangable terms.
>>25251456jewish divide
>>25251589basically, every quirk chungus who buys a dog with every boyfriend and promises to have kids some day if the boyfriend takes care of the dog for her and spends more on the dog vet than he would on the kid doctor, why does that man call her m'lady and hold the door for her?does he even get to lick tyrones cum out of her pussy once in a while
>>25251564We need to find a way to have kids without women
>>25251610Dude. Get help. Stop watching porn.
it looks like that chick is holding up a turbo xxxl condom in the thumbnail
>>25251591semiotics: finnegan's wake = glass of wine and a cigarettephilosophy of language: finnegan's wake = where do you see yourself in five years?
>>25251625the stuff he's paranoid only happens when a dude tries to gf a thot. like maybe don't try to have a seriously relationship with some chick with fake lips some strip club operator paid for, duh.
>>25251610But a double incone is the main driving force behind relationships.
>>25251787the jumbo mortgage is a suicide pact, until she gets a restraining order that he has to continue to pay for her housing, which she gets by accusing him of being literally hitler
>>25251507Damn anon... feels incredibly bad... feels worse than I would have imagined..
>>25251456>mathematics-fanatic Analytic Philosophers reportedly cannot name a single non-trivial example of a function satisfying Cauchy-Riemann equations
