How cooked will Gen Alpha literature be, chat?
>>25253214>Having such shit classroom management >Doesn't hover around the room as the students work and nip shit in the bud>Has so little respect from students his lessons become jokesThis is a teacher problem here
dunno lol
>>25253214Faggot ass teacher
>>25253231Only 1 is acceptable, and she's close to being too fat. Americans are disgusting.
>>25253214Can't be worse than soillennial literature, but one never knows.
>>25253239Whats your BMI, Paco?
>>25253214Students sound based, nglBut yeah, reading's dead
>>25253214>Kirkified>Diddy>EpsteinO' I am laffin, the kids are alright.
>>25253239lowkeydeadinside #7 is the best bbw/slampig active right now you gaywad.
>>252532311-6 for me, 7 if I'm feeling freaky
>>25253286t. disgusting American
>>25253214It's over. t.zoomer
>>25253231sex with 6
>>25253231Hips are such an underrated feature.
>>25253239>1 almost too fatPedophile
>>252532313 and 6 were meant to bear my children.
>>25253278I‘m glad I just watched the Chris Hanson Roblox doc last night and can recognize these as all coming from pedophile rooms her students got groomed in.
>>25253214I'm 35 and we used to make whatever dumb edgy jokes we could get away with in class. Lotta 9/11 stuff.
>>25253241>Yep, that's me being murdered. I should probably back up and explain...
>>25253214Simply accept literature is no longer a real medium. Gen X were the last with some capability of producing literature.
>>25253961this but boomers
>>25253968This but silent gen
>CookedGiven current "language" trends, we're doomed as a species
>>25253961They produced such literary masterpieces as Marvel's Avengers
>>25254009I'm thinking more DFW, Palahniuk, Ellis and like.
>>25253961genx suffers from vast amounts of unwarranted self importance
>>25254011>DFW KEK, your entire personality is being performative on the internet
>See social media posts about millennials anywhere online>Comment section is always full of Gen Xers bitching and acting tough
with the advent of on demand video we're just going back to orally transmitted culture
>>25254027I don't even like DFW but he's significant, anon.
>>25254040Nah. He's not.
>>25254040No one will remember him in 50years. He is pop culture ephemera.
>>25254041>>25254046Name one more noteworthy millenial or zoomer writer.
>>25254054RF Kuang
>>25254054They‘re fewer, weaker, and will be forgotten sooner but that‘s still completely beside the point.
>read book about kids fondling each other>call this a "utopia">gets upset when the kids come up with a P Diddy Epstein "utopia" of child molestationSounds like she didn't read the book.
>>25254037Gen x is just millennials with pretension.
and yet if Shakespeare had written about Diddyworld you'd all be like mmm how interesting
>>25253214So does the obvious autist in the story browse /lit/, /x/, or /pol/?
>>25254176Instagram
>>25253214Good to see kids today are still as based as I used to be. That lame ass teacher should at least try to look at it within a different philosophical or literary framework. It's still sad though. I had a stepuncle in a similar situation who ended up killing himself.Anyway, the students are wrong about one thing: furries. Furries are great. Little known fact, Dutch writer Gerard Reve pioneered furry literature as early as 1947, and sexually explicit furry literature as early as 1966.
>>25253214I don't know about you, but I identified the next incel school shooter pretty easily here.
>>25253214Clearly she became a teacher so she could impress her liberal values on (what she thought were) pliable minds, I'm not sure how this type is meant to deal with the future overall
>>25254297All of them, including the teacher?
>>25254316The girls who cackled, actually. Girls shooters will be the meta of the new gen.
>>252532317 was built for doing Velma cosplay
>>25253231Rolling unlike newtroons who think this is an excuse for them to vent their homosexuality.
>>25254401FUUUUCCCKKKKKK
>>252532316 would shoot children out during birth like a cannon.
>>25253231please give me 2 please give me 2 please give me 2
>>25253286She got too fat, the lardening as some called it. Tragic.
>>25253214The muskateers one was actually good, what a shit teacher. Brave new world was already tongue in cheek with its language like pneumatic. Typical redditor response.
>>252532312/3 of this is just fat chicks, but I'll roll
>>25254491Oh yeh>brave new world>utopianYou just know this teacher is a dude weed bro who goons all day
>>25254498I haven't read it but it's described as dystopian on the wikipedia page. Is wikipedia wrong or is the teacher retarded? Probably the latter.
>>25253231I finally get 67 holy moly
>>25254001Cooked was slang way back when Hemingway was writing, newfag.
>>25254514For most of the characters it's a utopia. For the misfits it's a hideous dystopia
>>25254054Rupi Kaur, unironically.
>>25254011I thought you said masterpieces
>>25254514It is a utopia if you don't question anything and blindly be a sheep to all the slogans and your place in society. If you are an odd one out like Bernard, who I just assume is a proto-autist, you're self aware of how dull life is when everything is pre-ordained for you. If you're one of the outsiders like John, it's an actual hellscape.
>>25253230Beat it.
>>25254011DFW was born in 1962 which makes him a late Boomer
>>252532313 is the real patrician call here. The hips on 1 don't actually suit her, whereas 3 is ideal.>>25253214Didn't read.
>>25254542@grok is this true?
>>25254401>You are GAY if you don't like the canola oil proportionsGooners are like obese people who call you bulimic for having taste and not wanting to eat everything all the time and have everything covered in gravy.
>>25254928Just as insufferable are the virgins who cope over being virgins because they have selective quote unquote Aristocratic taste.
>>25253214I wonder to what extent these kids understand Brave New WorldIt's not the easiest book
>>25254928the reason anon like you are so cringe is that you expect other anon to believe if a girl like #6 was standing naked in your room you'd actually turn her down. why larp like this? do you really think it's believable
>>25255003No one said aristocratic taste your brain. Also you're the one defending exhibitionist tiktok/OF pussy you're not getting any of that shit
>>25255029you wouldn't say no to a naked #6 standing in your room wanting to fuck you. enough of these cringe homo larp games. you are fake and gay
>>25255038>You wouldn't say no if [skip steps that make that shit actually happen]
I don't believe this shit, I really don't. The only thing I'm not sure of is why tptb are so invested in letting everyone know the youth are retarded, mentally handicapped and can't read? It's obviously bullshit but it makes me wonder. I feel similarly about muh hacking birth rate which is an elite problem. Fuck I can't stand these headlines, it's all bullshit.
>>25255046>knows it's absurd to suggest that he would say no in this situation so he has to post around itsee? u dumb larp homoput that pussy in front of you are you're saying yes. so why this dumb song and dance?
>>25255056These women don't want to fuck you. It's a stupid situation and the steps to get to that process would be insufferable by the time you're in the room. Also if we're going into this fantastical harem realm then yes I'd rather just fuck someone who does not look like that. I don't want to assume the deadlifting position when grabbing Moby Dick's lovehandles just to jerk off in a woman's vagina
>>25253214>low expectations of the kids to begin with>forcing a popularity contest on themThey were right to treat your assignment as a joke. Kids can sense if you respect them or if you treat them as little machines to make projects for the parents to gawk at.
>>25255066>It's a stupid situation and the steps to get to that process would be insufferable by the time you're in the room. zoomers are neurotic and insane. what do you mean insufferable? pulling can be effort when you'd rather not, but it's not "insufferable" to talk to a girl. who cares what they think? >These women don't want to fuck you.starting to think this is a self-report, anon
>>25255092>who cares what they thinkIf I'm fucking them yeah I'm not a sociopath>this is a self-reportPic rel. Enough of this boomer handwaving problems they believe aren't real because they didn't experience it
>>25255131>okcupid pic reli understand hoe inflation, i'm not talking about dating. all i said was '#6 nude in your room, you're saying yes, correct?'and you stammer out some idiocies about why this hypothetical is illogical and you refuse to answer ect.if some older bloke you knew irl asked you something to this effect, you'd just answer it. you'd know that a response to him about it being illogical would make you look like a social retard so you'd just answer like a normal male.
>>25255146Yeah if some older blokes asked me that I'd probably just say I wouldn't. I don't want to ride the gravy train even if its a free ride
>>25255164okay, but i don't believe you. i think all anon who talk like this would throw a lay at #6 during a significant dry spell, but if you say so.
>>25253231How does this even happen? I know some women have naturally wide hips (which is super hot). Anything above 3 looks unnatural though. Do they just get fat and get liposuction on everywhere except their lower body?
>>25253234We don't talk like niggers here.
>>25255265we finna do
>>25254009Don't forget high quality gen x individuals like Andy Weir, Brandon Sanderson and Joss Whedon.
>>25255741joe sweden had an episode of firefly where a man wants his child back from the brothel that the birthing skank was living at so the the firefly people defend the brothel whores for free. how much more swedish can you get
>>25253230Those kids are likely black. There is no teacher on Earth that could make them smart.
>>25257389true
>>25253231Rolling for 1 since I'm not niggiebrained
>>25253231rollin for 3 or 6
>>25253231Rolling.
>>25253214Idiotic, ignorant teacher blames his students for his own failure. In fact God even did him a favor regardless by showing him the one student worthy of raising out of the crowd. Signs and miracles are simply not enough for a goy.
>>25253231edgars crossed the border for thistheir homegrown tortas became boring
>>25253214Lets be real these kids ain't writing shit.The writing industry is still going to be propped up entirely by boomers, gen x, and millennials.
>>25253231I once had a #7 that seemed to be into me but she was in an open marriage with a good friend of mine and I did not want to get in that mess. 1. She’s literal sloppy seconds and I did not want to be eskimo brothers with my friend and 2. It disgusted me. At my most degenerate, though, the disgust would’ve been part of the thrill and I would’ve had that giant dumptruck sit on my face
>>25253214Every kid I’ve met under 20 is based af. I love the younger generation.
>>25253214>things that never happened
