If you can have any /lit/-related wish granted, what would it be?
Retarded white women.
>>25255887That OP get banned
>>25255887That I publish a book.
>>25255887the completion of the dream of red mansions
>>25255887Fat fuck finishes the series
You have to read some books from the canon if you want to vote, get a driving license, get married, have a kid, etc. And they test you if you really read them.
>>25255887that my writerly dreams come true with little effort or sacrifice or downsides. non-egocentrically, it's a tossup between a few different things in no particular order1. shakespeare's lost play The History Of Cardenio 2. complete sappho3. complete Aristotle4. a full copy of Heraclitus's On Nature5. a publishing house making consistent, high-quality, scholarly + popular translations of classical chinese/classical indian books
>>25255887That all females become illiterate, can't speak read or understand language in any way shape or form
>>25255887To complete the system of German Idealism.
>>25255887funny to think 90% of those are fake blondes
>>25255887Bakker writing the No-God.
>>25255887Why are they doing this? What can we do about it? This is evil.
>>25255887We get part 2 of TBK
I wish for>Herto be my Book Buddy.
>>25256586I have a whole fantasy of creating an official plebeian and patrician class structure, with stuff like military service and recommendation from prior members being requirements to enter. I think I will add your suggestion to the list.
to have the next big thread of course
>>25255887That I could enjoy reading books as much as I enjoyed it as a child.
>>25255887Everyone knew and knows every language and we have 100% literacy
>>25257012nothing will save youhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxacX72snA&ra=m
>>25255887don't give me this kind of responsibility, op
>>25256586This would lead to an immediate 1000 Year Woke Reich. I'm in support.
>>25257147fuck...
>>25256586>a driving license
>>25257470lol, what is it like to be a pervert?
>>25255887Wake up tomorrow to a 400 dollar gift card for Barnes and Noble so I can buy everything by Camus, Heidegger, Sartre, Foucault, and stuff on Buddhism and Islam, Jung and Freud
I want a new Ringworld installment before Niven croaks.
>>25255887>PHEW! BASIC WHITE BITCHES, AM I RITE?
>>25257147>>25257477Thank God I was a retarded kid who didn't read and only became an ardent reader as an adult.
Blondes bore me.
>>252558871) Light novels and YA never took off.2) Everything written during classical antiquity survived to the 21st century.3) Byron's journal wasn't destroyed.4) Sade's whole corpus translated into Spanish/English.5) Anglophones stopped producing "literature" during the second half of the 20th century.
>>25255887To completely understand the bible in its original text
>>25258554>Everything written during classical antiquity survived to the 21st centuryThe fact that 99% of it is gone forever makes me want to kill myself
>>25258627And not the fact that you're a retarded weeb?
>>252586334chan is for retarded weebs Go back to r*ddit if you want to be a gay faggot
>>25255895brown hands typed this post
>>25258541me 2
i wish i could do nothing but write without going homeless
>>25258652brown hands typed this post
>>25258641No, 4chan is for schizophrenics and schizoids. Retards weebs ARE gay faggots, so go ahead and take your own advice.
>>25258554Honestly many anglophiles were also orientalist and basically are the only people who gave a shit about ancient Indian culture because Indians sure don't.
Hmm you know those "cheerleader" effects where a lot of average girls together somehow look more attractive?I have no idea what is going on in that video but somehow the reverse effect is actually happening. They are clearly all average or above but somehow they look repulsive all together.
>>25260709I experienced the same thing. Genuinely no idea why.
>>25255887I wish I was Judge Holden
>>25260709>>25260710probably because it makes you realize that women are largely interchangeable, and "love" is just horniness for whatever happened to cross into your field of awareness
