>>25262960
I would cut the apple into three parts. Then I would eat all three slices in front of them.

>>25262960
Those all sound like monkey paw situations

>>25262960
>Becoming king of Europe and Asia
Easy choice. Ruling that much land as a monarch in the modern era would guarantee my place in the history books for at least the next 10,000 years. I will be immortal.

>The most beautiful woman in the world
Easiest choice to rule out first. Just because she's beautiful doesn't mean she's going to love me. Looks fade and there's no guarantee her personality will match her physical beauty.
>Wisdom and skill in war
Tempting, but I think in 2026, war is much riskier than it was before nukes and drones and cyberwarfare and biowarfare, etc. and if I'm just being handed all of Eurasia for free anyways, I don't see the point. I'll employ some generals who are competent enough to defend my territory.

>>25262960
Athena
Not because I care about either wisdom or skills, but because I don't want to get on her bad side. Bitch is fucking psycho
Era too but she is usually reigned in by zeus whenever he is not busy raping a young woman, whereas he has a soft spot for his whore of a daughter

>>25262960
Beautiful women.

>>25262960
I thought you meant 'become the most beautiful woman in the world' and was going to say that because then you can easily sway kings and emperors to bow to you and fight wars for you

Fucking non of these bitches desu. All i want is peace of mind not some gigantic war over women fuck that

>>25262960
Apollo has specifically warned us that in a contest between immortals the right choice is to pick the one who's most powerful so the logical choice would be Hera.
Anyways I'd pick Athena because I love her.

Athena because she's a complete fucking nutjob.

>>25262980
>>25263002
>>25263044
She's the only one who doesn't put out. Unequivocally the faggot's choice.

>>25262960
>Which one would you choose in 2026 anon?
Paris.

Duh.

>>25262977
>arbitrarily becoming king of a lot of land with no political skill or connections with its elites
You're just gonna get murdered in your sleep

>>25263529
>how did this random wagie become king of eurasia?
I was assuming for the hypothetical that I'd be given the political skill and education and connections to make such a thing feasible (although incredible regardless) and at least maintain my realm during my lifetime.
But even if the world was just magically rewritten where a random guy became king and was almost immediately murdered later, I would still be talked about for ages to come.

>>25262960
Looks like a scene from the Decameron
>>25263071
She's the lesbian. If I were to go with her, I'd get a side woman. Not a faggot. Not the faggot's choice.

>>25262960
None of those choices particularly appeal.
Who would love me and stand by a family is the criteria I seek.

>>25262980
You absolutely don't want to be on Aphrodite's bad side either. She'll make your wife fall in love with a bull or you with your own mother.

>>25262960
i pick juno

>>25262960
Why would anyone choose anything besides Option 3?

>>25263555
>She's the lesbian.
I thought she was from Athens?