What am I in for?
>In this queer polyamorous m/f romance novella, two metamours realize they have crushes on each other while planning their shared partner's birthday party together.>Ernest, a Jewish autistic demiromantic queer fat trans man submissive, and Nora, a Jewish disabled queer fat femme cis woman switch, have to contend with an age gap, a desire not to mess up their lovely polyamorous dynamic as metamours, the fact that Ernest has never been attracted to a cis person before, and the reality that they are romantically attracted to each other, all while planning their dominant's birthday party and trying to do a really good job.
>>25274452The rise of the "cane enby" genre of person has been fascinating
I learned something
>>25274475>demiromantic>trans man>a woman experiences love the way women doI am going to kill myself. Also what's the conflict if they're in a polyamorous relationship isn't that literally what you want?
>>25274484Ze goyim knowz...
>>25274488>Also what's the conflict if they're in a polyamorous relationship isn't that literally what you want?That is a naive as fuck take on human nature. Rocking the boat is rocking the boat even if you're dealing with someone who isn't needy, jealous, possessive, or insecure.As a basic example, assume person A is in relationships with B and C and as part of those relationships they vent to B about C and C about B with the expectation that their partner will at worst be neutral or more likely take their side since they're in a relationship. Then B and C enter into a relationship and now they both come across as more critical of A when they try to vent because they won't stand complaints about their new partner behind their back. A has now lost 2 emotional relief valves at the same time.That's just a normal thing you would expect to happen without even taking into account shit like insecurity might lead A to take that as B and C turning each other against them or treating them as inferior.More relationships are always more work to maintain than fewer relationships even if you don't increase the number of people involved.
>>25274739Sounds like you might have a dog in this fight lol
>>25274743The reddit spacing should have tipped you off that nothing in that post is worth reading
>>25274483Imagine if you're a young person who actually needs a walking aid and you've got these losers reflecting badly on you. I feel sorry for tomboys for the same reason, God bless them.
How's the prose?
>>25274739>As a basic example, assume person A is in relationships with B and C and as part of those relationships they vent to B about C and C about B with the expectation that their partner will at worst be neutral or more likely take their side since they're in a relationship. Then B and C enter into a relationship and now they both come across as more critical of A when they try to vent because they won't stand complaints about their new partner behind their back. A has now lost 2 emotional relief valves at the same time. Genuinely emotionally immature behavior. You don't gossip about your loved ones behind their back, period. You are not 16 years old anymore.
>>25275139Venting and gossip aren't the same thing. I'm sorry you don't know any married couples. You must lead a lonely life. A shame about your parents.
>>25274743>Sounds like you might have a dog in this fight lolNah.
>>25274452apparently the author died years ago from diabetes
>>25274475I like how “fat” is a core part of their identity, on the same level as their gender and religion. These people do realize you can just lose weight now right, like you don’t even have to go to the gym anymore
>>25275322Very fatphobic post.
>>25274739OK so the relationship structure can only be understood via a chart with a legend, I'll grant that. But all the people in your example sound childish as hell. The only dynamic in the relationship is cattiness from people who can't regulate their emotions. All three of them need DBT
>>25275310>couples>parentsDid you just assume the numerosity of my parental polycule?
>>25275310>Venting and gossip aren't the same thing.Different anon here. Now that you mention it, they kind of are the same thing or at least closely related. This creates a lot of friction and moral ambiguity.
>>25275619>they kind of are the same thing or at least closely relatedNot really. Gossip is done for entertainment and/or to spread news. Venting is done for emotional relief.You might as well say critique is the same as gossip.>>25275612>Did you just assume the numerosity of my parental polycule?No. No, I didn't. Read it again.>>25275609>The only dynamic in the relationship is cattiness from people who can't regulate their emotions.I was explaining a potential source of conflict in a polycule. It wasn't meant to be an exhaustive examination of an example polycule. Obviously, that would not be the entirety of any relationship and obviously plenty of people find stable emotional fulfillment in throuples.
>>25274452> And her face—it was like she was trancing out on the cupcake. She was making that humming pleased noise, but deeper in her throat, and it was delicious to hear. Plus, she was doing that wriggle that said she really liked it. Yay! >
>>25274475Sounds like good fap materialIs it smut? Or are there at least some juicy sex scenes?
>>25274452Which ever one is a bottom dies from the "Crush"
>>25274452>even sjws realize this book is too much so they call it pedophilicgreat practical joke
>>25275322I like how they use the word “fat” and not “plus-sized” or something else
>>25274739>As a basic example, assume person A is in relationships with B and C and as part of those relationships they vent to B about C and C about B with the expectation that their partner will at worst be neutral or more likely take their side since they're in a relationship. Then B and C enter into a relationship and now they both come across as more critical of A when they try to vent because they won't stand complaints about their new partner behind their back. A has now lost 2 emotional relief valves at the same time.>That's just a normal thing you would expect to happenNo, it's not a normal thing at all, it's the most retarded shit I've read today.
>>25274475>’Queer’look inside>heterosexualwhy are women like this
>>25274739Sorry these idiots can't understand a basic social principle. If you had explained it as three jews figuring out how to do business they would have loved it and understood immediately
>>25275322Yet men can't "tall" themselves. Very curious and much noticing.
>>25275321I have that unfortunately. A lot of it stems from an overactive mind that needs constant stimulation or i eat out of boredom. My situation is awful and I'm stuck living with a boomer geriatric obsessed with dark felons chasing balls around.
>>25277438Yes you can, you can literally be 'im a tall guy' nobody has ever stopped a tall man for saying just that. We even developed 'short king' in service of the diminutives
>>25274475We live in a tagging society.Those characters are tagged as if they are porn
>>25277450Yeah it's softcore porn for weird queers, what do you expect
>>25277445Lol, okay sure tell me more woo nonsense. You can only will so much into existence, but reality is reality.
>>25277450I did not sign the social contract to be part of a game of tag
>>25277455If you're talking about not being able to change your height, then yeah you should blame reality for that. If you want to shit on the ugly queers just shit on the ugly queers but it's not their fault your only option is shin splints. You're kind of incoherent too, because men are also liable to be fat and handle it exactly in the way that character does and I'm sure there are some amount of tall and short girls with that grudge too
>>25277459based identity defieridentity is ambush, after all
>>25274475Is jewish a disability?
>>25277558well they certainly have a proclivity for it, so i'd call it a biologic disadvantage if not an entire cultural mutation. It has long been known we struggle to share the same habitat (like many races) but they are seemingly GREAT at terraforming
>>25277422>sorry they don't understand humanity like us the empaths>anyways jews amiritelmao holy fucking based retard
>>25277450AO3 and its consequences have been a disaster for the literary race
>>25277583Put words in my mouth will you? It's what I didn't say that really sings
>>25277588Hey, bimbo, words imply things. Welcome to language.
>>25277602Is that what you tell yourself, you, linked in the same conversation day after day? Your associations are your own responsibility. I just told you it's important what I didn't say. I know you at least know how to accept terms of conditions
>>25277617>n-nooo don't make fun of me read my mind insteadWoman moment.>Is that what you tell yourselfNo. It's just what is.>linked in the same conversation day after day? That's what a conversation. Duration is irrelevant. >Your associations are your own responsibilitynon-sequitur or I am too stupid to get it. What the fuck does that have to do with anything we're talking about here?>I know you at least know how to accept terms of conditionsSure do. tl;dr. Accept. What about it? Whatever is happening in your head movie you need to elaborate because it's not self-evident
>>25277630You don't get it. A guy like you can't listen. Too many of your own words in your head. I laid out a sentence and you won't take it. This is your final sentencing - the prison you already live in, which you created from your mundane and dirty code of ethics
>>25277661>doesn't elaborate>obfuscates further>I am very intelligent actuallyOkay. Thank you so much. Pointing out a hypocrisy is a prison of my own making because it's my responsibility to not get mad when people are hypocrites and won't address it. Very cool. I feel so enlightened I am literally vibrating.
>>25277666I did not come here to explain or tidy up! You talk to me like I'm a fool yet you keep asking me questions as if I was your master! What's up with that?
>>25277690I made fun of an inconsistent application of thought (a post you chose to make) to which you responded with not my problem. Okay, then say nothing. Live your truth. Instead, you went out of your way to engage while acting indignant that I am engaging. That's retarded. You made a choice. These are the consequences. The universe doesn't owe you recognition of your ego's perception of it.
>>25277450seems unfair to make judgments about society based on this. the only reason you're hearing about it is that people think the way the author labels characters is weird and silly, it's not a major bestseller.the way a lot of mainstream romantasy is marketed would be a better argument for this, but romantasy is porn, it's not surprising that it converges on similar taxonomization.
>>25277703Alright, country simple then (not that I didn't say it in plain English already)You already know thirds are bad, that's the premise here. Rocking of boats, anon said it first bestConsider this -When Poly people say they are Poly, they don't and can't possibly mean they are prepared to deal with every Poly situation, just like when they're extroverted, they don't and can't possibly mean they're prepared to love and not be hurt by every last social encounter, and if that's what they mean, they're stupid, right? So re-read the posts from the beginning, and understand that nobody ever said Poly people can magically make any sexual interaction work, ONLY YOU DIDWhich is also the same problem that made you fight me for things I didn't sayAnd fuck the jews, i don't care if you hate them, I hate the whole zionist project oooookaaaaaaaay????? I meant it seriously, in plain English, imagine three jews trying to do business, and you will understand what anon meant.So let go of that, okay? Pry yourself loose, and listen.
>>25277714just like when people say they're extroverted*Absolutely a fatal error when almost breaking through to somebody on their condition of not listening. Watch, he's going to flip out
>>25277714I understood this from the moment I read the post you responded to which is why you can notice I didn't engage with that anon in this discourse. Poly dynamic shifting by a couple growing closer can isolate the individual who is not in the couple which can result in conflict, true. My point is we take your chungus text and apply it to your feelings towards the Jews "fuck the jews" we can see that it's not about humans it's about sides for you. Hope this helps you step out of your cave, it won't, but you have an opportunity to self reflect.
>>25277728Right. Plenty of people get it.
>>25277729How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast yesterday?
>>25277728Oh it's you, I see. Okay, I need to listen better too. I think this is the key to our conflict - though I was brash, I really was just using jews as an example as a thought exercise. And I was doing so actively accusing you disagreeable replyers having demographic prejudice, which remains up for question because the human principle explained was so simple yet the protests against it remain bigoted. Not because 'bigotry' is a big evil horrible no-no that should get you thought arrested, but because people ARE ALREADY THOUGHT ARRESTED BY SEEING THAT OTHERWISE CLEAR EQUATION IN THIS LIGHT
>>25277735Alright, we figured it out. Good talk.>>25277729Sorry chief. I thought you were the chungus. My bad. Misfire.
>>25277741This was good. Thanks.
And now, divorced but son of the original conversation, listen to my last words for I now deliver the finale sentencing of this thread. The identitarian muck presented by this book's story summary (and most likely its contents) IS A FUCKING SMOKESCREEN TO WHAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN TRUE AND CLEAR. You, who believe in love and call this label pronoun bullshit for what it is, are experiencing what the authors readers and every non-hater involved also know is DRAMA CAUSED BY PRONOUNS AND OVERIDENTITY IN ROMANCE! Which is why it's called *drumroll please* A ROMANCE DRAMA! And you know what? I bet if we crack this book open, you know what I bet the moral is? I mean the reason why such a sick sick fuck would write such an attention-getting SET UP!? Because the answer, the RESOLUTION, is NONE OF THAT SHIT IS REAL IN THE FACE OF TRUE LOVE!*toy cymbal clash and corn confetti*Right? You already knew that.
>>25277741PS you started this and you were wrong and you asked me to explain it to you because i got it and even if you say you got it you didn't get it enough to sit there and just have it, so i had to teach you another lesson and then you thanked me for the conversationthing about last words is i'm always trying to get them
>>25274475Absolute pozzing.
>>25276948>No, it's not a normal thing at all, it's the most retarded shit I've read today.I'm sorry you don't have anyone to vent to.
>>25277754I just saw a moron screech muh joos so I went in to tickle. Many such cases.>thing about last words is i'm always trying to get themWhy would you expose this vulnerability? I am not wrong you are. You can use minimizing language all you want but you did use Jews so you can shove this "you didn't get it enough" shit back up your ass. If you expect then be perfect and you are not.
>>25277765I am practicing radical honesty. It's purpose and wages have already been seen presently. How rare is it to solve the jew impasse on 4chan? I mean really, look at the muck we just destroyed, and it was all because of you too
>>25277769We're not going to solve shit the Jew impasse reverberates through our entire geopolitical discourse. One of my biggest fears is Hasan and Fuentes will finally realize that if they want real power they have to do a fusion dance.
>>25277777But does it have to get inbetween the communication between you and I, O Master Five-of-Sevens?
>>25277777Oh yeah also sorry I got distracted again opposing you assuming opposition. Yeah this fuckin thing's a hydra man I try to cut of a local head when I can at least verbally but nah this conflict accelerated by mass media controlled by so and so and the friction caused by the reversing of attempted counterbalance, yeah it likely spells the end of us all
>>25277780As long as it says Anonymous it's eternal war. We can meme it up though. No one says you can't have fun.
>>25277785Your nametag says anonymous but you're someone else, aren't you? You're trying to get back to anonymous but anonymous never does that. He never comes out this far
>>25277795(You)'ll never know.
>>25277800Oh I know you're a dog. That's why I feed you shit and I like to rub your nose in it.
>>25277803What a rude thing to say. Residual feelings from getting btfo'd on the internet? Many such cases.
>>25277807Yeah that coming from some real residue
>>25277810I can tell.
>>25277816*he's apparently donned some type of oriental child geisha mask, fanning a voyeur's spyglass, wait a minute is this guy coming on to me?!?*
>>25277826>sees a child>thinks of sexI-I gotta go.
>>25277831*subject identifies himself by a rotating image bank, the meaning of each image apparently lost in him due to his long hoarding, possibly indicating, or causing, total mental collapse. Though rapport has been firmly established, the patient appears to believe he truly shifts identity when changing his 'faces'. Cure for such affliction remains heretofore unforeseen, perhaps may be terminal mass culture on virus site. Euthanasia? No, more work to be done...*
>>25277852Neat. Now do this guy.
>>25277864*He seems to think of me as some sort of performer. Dissociation Disorder? No, we cannot overdiagnose. He seems to find this entertaining, calls into question my role as a healer. And here we are, anonymous faces, digital screen, mutual self-capture in remote light. Binary stars? But like, gay ones?*
>>25274475holy coal
>>25277873>radical honestyMaybe in the future you can reach the standard you've set for yourself champ.
>>25277880Oh cancelling the skit are we? And what does your cheap sauna whore mask suggest when it says 'hypocrisy'? Nothing more than a foreign drawing, I'd wager.
>>25277883>deflectionUh oh.
>>25277460Wonderful projection
>>25277889*he's just spamming random images and keywords he recognizes from other peoples' posts, at this point. Was I wrong to take on this sorry case? Would a lobotomy even make a difference?*
This thread makes me long for the days of dogshit and gore spam.
>>25277890And who exactly do you think I am and you better not be the other poster here
>>25277897I accept your concession. Nothing personnel, kid. Here's a mask you can understand for your final (You).>>25277898No one is stopping you. Become an hero.
>>25277900A guy who likes to eat snickers bars with his butt
>>25277901To be real though you got fucking SCRAMBLED DOG you like TALKING TO ME so you DRUMMED UP SHIT and thats why its called A FORUM AINT IT!?
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