Every female wannabe writer on YouTube: "OK, I'm at Starbucks, I have my $4,000 MacBook Pro, my $12 Starbucks Matcha, now I can play pretend that I'm a real writer"
>>25279044how many words have you written today?
>>25279044man, who gives a fuck about random faggots on youtube?Get busy reading or get busy writing.
>>25279056>how many words have you written today?1,347 over the last 2 hoursCame up with two story ideas earlier today, one was 8 pages long or so>>25279063I write everyday, Chudly Chudstein
>>25279044I used to go to Starbucks to write on my twenty USD Fire Kindle with my seven USD wireless keyboard.
>>25279044>>25279075>now I can play pretend that I'm a real writerwe are posting on the ill-attended literature subsection of an anime imageboard best known as the internet hate machine
>>25279044im thinking about getting rid of my internet connection so i have to go use wifi at places.all my time spent at home will be watching torrented dvds/readinggetting bored and having to exercise/clean/writeseems like no downsides
>>25279075I'm a better writer than you. Not by quantity, but by quality. Vision, execution, appeal. I tick all the boxes. I doubt you could write one sentence that impresses me.
>>25279075I've never seen someone succeed with an attitude like yours
>>25279075I can't imagine anyone who made this thread writing anything worth reading.
>>25279166*Then, not than
>>25279168You've never seen my writing>>25279172That's because you have no imagination >>25279166You win... I definitely yield to an anonymous 4chan poster bragging bout his writing...
>>25279212>canned retortsSurest sign of a great writer.
>>25279221>>canned retorts>Surest sign of a great writer.Damn... I had pinned all my hopes on the opinion of an anonymous NEET on 4skin I guess I'll just give up writing
doesn't matter, nobody is interested in what you write if you have to advertise it on a 4chan post
>>25279212>You've never seen my writingNobody has, nobody will
>>25279044It is similar to Africans after white man arrived. They put on white man clothes and think that makes them white men. They essence is not understood only the outward mimicked.
>>25279228Never give up. I believe in you, OP!
>>25279166one sentence that impresses me. Done!
>>25279075And not a single one was good or you wouldn't be here seething over what other people do.
>>25279422That's a retarded non argument. Adherence to your kiddie pool sociomoral philosophy isn't evidence of talent. Oscar Wilde was a violent pedophile rapist (or maybe you don't think that's immoral?) but was still a talented writer.
>>25279441Oh, was Oscar Wilde posting seethe everyday on 4chan about which quills people were using?I've got a job to get to and a family to provide for. Good luck on your story ideas. Maybe you'll kick it up to an even 10. 10 Whole Ideas.Shit writer = you
>>25279476>Oh, was Oscar Wilde posting seethe everyday on 4chan about which quills people were using?No, he was raping children. Do you think the two are comparable. Also I'm not that anon.
>>25279480By "good" I meant "of quality", not moral goodness you absolute retard.
>>25279488Right and I contested your implication that being mean = talentless, which you have failed to rebut.
>>25279441Anon, I don't think he was referring to your morals...
>>25279212You post here like daily, always one of these threads up bitching about how people using whatever gadget, trick, or tool aren't "real writers" like you, who wrote 27 pages just today. I'm not a writer and don't want to be, but this seems tedious to me. Also seems telling that your defense is always "i wrote 10,000 words this morning."
>>25279044>And then the chupacabra took out his throbbing member. It was shocking. Impressive, really. Mary Sue Girlboss trembled, half with fear and half with arousal. Her mouth became moist in anticipation.>Mmm yeah, that's good. That's really good. >Alright, enough for today. Time to log onto social media and tell everyone I'm a writer.
>>25279044>gets dubs>writing something called "The Sneeding"you can't leave us hanging OP, give us a taste.
>>25279044Meanwhile, down the street in a dirty bachelor’s apartment, NJB sits in his kitchen/office, drinks cheap beer on his refurbished CPU and writes a masterpiece.
>>25279515>You post here like dailyI haven't posted here in like 3 weeks I post more on /ck/Now go sip your $12 goy Matcha