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This book basically predicted pajeets invading human countries. Very funny read.
>It concerns the discovery in the Indian Ocean of a sea-dwelling race, an intelligent breed of newts, who are initially enslaved and exploited. They acquire human knowledge and rebel, leading to a global war for supremacy.
The newts are as intelligent as average prole, intelligent enough to use basic tools and basic speech. They breed extremely fast and reproduce through mass rape. Corporation starts selling them to others to use them as slave labor and european countries start importing them into their seas by the millions. Communists support this - they don't care that the newts will take human jobs, they think the newts will join them. The women try to civilize the newts. The church develops special newt doctrine. Eventually the newts rise up becouse they need more living space and start sinking landmasses, slowly wiping out humans.
First country to sink completely is Great Britain.
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i like it but it gets kind of onerous in the second half
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>>25282354
I enjoyed both halves. I liked that the first portion imitates shlocky horror/adventure books and the second goes full on fake scientific articles and fake newspapers, then the finale goes into the author talking to himself and rewriting the ending.
The portions in first half that are narrated in Van Toch's voice are especially amazing in czech, becouse he uses informal czech with heavy influence from english, german, dutch and other languages.
The change from narrative to non-narrative also mimics plot progression. Van Toch discovered the Newts and used them for personal gains to collect pearls, he doesnt treat them like humans but one feels like he loves them like pets. The moment Van Toch dies the corporation and stock holders take over and turn it into mass slave labor and the book stops having narrative.
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>>25282279
Sorry, which countries have been invaded?
I know what you’re trying to say and I’d like an answer as to why you’re using my language incorrectly and inappropriately and also what makes you think that you’re going to get away with it.
I don’t care at all about this book you claim to have read, I am at a heightened level of umbrage over your deliberate misuse of and complete lack of respect for my mother tongue, I demand satisfaction
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>>25282354
Excuse me, do not engage with the OP until he has apologised for his misdemeanours and general anti-literature attitudes
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>>25282502
Canada.
Now, denounce vishnu and shiva.
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>>25282515
>India invaded Canada
No
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>>25282279
Pajeets are not people. They are evil creatures created by demons or aliens to destroy humanity.
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>>25282549
Do not redeem the leaf SAAAR!
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>>25282502
Is posting on 4chan new addition to the process of making disgusting indian street food?
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>>25282569
Niggas with no spirituality dont realize how much this actually alters reality.
Only a few hundred years ago were priests exorcising lake spirits across (not around) the plane and Aleisyer Crowley released one of them when he botched his Abramelin ritual at the Loch Ness.
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>>25282554
>They are evil creatures created by demons or aliens to destroy humanity.
But enough about pigskins....
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>>25282590
>shitting on oceans and rivers is spiritual
KEEEEEEEEEEK
>>25282597
You mean the pigskins who taught you English and gave you technology like the toilet and internet?
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>>25282590
Their shit throwing holyday its spiritual too it doesnt make it less disgusting
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>>25282279
have you read "camp of the saints" yet, op?
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MODS PLZ
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JEETS SEETHING
>>25282502
this pajeetka 100% put his post into chatgpt telling it to make it more sophisticate. HOLY KEK



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