What doorstopper should I add to my collection?
>>25288905No one cares. You will never read a single one.
Ducks, Newburyport
>>25288936My favorite passage. Pure poetry.>the fact that another man fucked me in front of my husband and i liked it the fact that this is somehow considered a normal psychosexual phenomenon the fact that indisputably this is linked to my own self-loathing and the rotten underpinnings of my femininity, underpin, undercut, wave-cut-ledge, sea defenses and rock armour, the victorians built recurved walls, the fact that he was black, the fact that although i am not a racist, in fact, i am anti-racist, the fact that it was still definitely relevant that he was black, the fact that i probably do in fact think that a black man is more of a man than my husband, the fact that i wished he was more muscular, the fact that he was still stronger than him, the fact that his cock was as thick as a rolling pin, the fact that i got into an argument with a man who claimed that black men have larger penises and called him a bigot who credulously bought into 19th-century pseudoscientific notions of the sub-saharan black as brutish and inhuman, the fact that i do still in fact believe black men have larger penises, the fact that a dolphin's penis is like a corkscrew, and that they rape each other, the fact that ducks rape each other too, the fact that the whole of civilization seems to have been created to stop people getting away with rape...(p. 230)
The Count of Monte CristoBleak HouseCryptonomicon
>>25288944that bitch is crazy true
>>25288944god it's like talking to drunk grad student bitch
>>25288905Hi I’m a middle easterner, do you think I would enjoy reading Mason and Dixon? I’m interested in American history. Sorry for ruining thread.
>>25288981just read it and decide for yourself. it's not like you're doing anything more important or interesting. perhaps you just want an american to boss you around.
>>25288905Shantaram.
>>25288988Not at all. I’m just very busy.
>>25289009doing what? how many camels could you possibly have to molest?
>>25289028How many little kids have you molested today, moshe?
>>25288905Memoirs from Beyond the GraveCasanova's MemoirsSaint Simon's MemoirsDream of the Red ChamberWilhelm Meister (1+2)
>>25289036None, I actually have free time to read because unlike you I dont work at the camel molestation plantation
Performative male thread
>>25288905
>>25288905Ulysses
>>25288936>>25288944Why is so much literary fiction boring slop. Sounds like the most boring book ever written.>>25288905JRAlan Moore's Jerusalem
>>25288981You should make a new thread about this. I’m not familiar with that book but I do agree it’s a good idea to read US history to better understand what’s wrong with Americans
>>25288915Not OP but my home has a lot of doors
>>25288944>the fact that another man fucked mestopped reading. retarded drivel.
>>25288944In case anyone couldn't tell this post isn't in the book btw.
Henry Fielding's Tom Jones
>>25289654>wahhh i need my dragons and laser beams wahhhhhhh
