Why didn't paris just refuse to be involved in the obvious trap of being involved with gods? Was he just a retard?
>>25292383>Didn't choose HeraHe was a dumbass who deserved everything that happened to him
>>25292383Because he was granted Helen as his prize. Are you retarded?
>>25292383If he had refused he would have been fucked for sure, his only option was to roll the dice and participate
>>25292383>Duhhh why didn't the mortal tell the famously egotistical gods to fuck offRetarded OP strikes again
Eris doesn't get hated nearly enough.
>>25292468and that prize ended up costing him everything aka. trap
>>25292383Do gods shave their bush?
>>25292506Eris should be loved. she fucked with gods as they deserved to be fucked
>>25292383>Asking why an imaginary character did somethingwhat level of schizophrenia is this?
>>25292506Today I will enlighten them
>>25292383Great insight OP! When I die and St. Pete tells me I'm going to hell I'll just tell him to fuck off and refuse to go anywhere other than heaven.
>>25292506You mean Eris doesn't get enough love.
>>25293038Eris is just a female chud incel mass shooter goddess because Hephaestus is too busy in his goon cave
>>25292604Discordianism was the original reddit
>>25292383Yes because telling 3 of the most powerful and notoriously fickle entities in the greek cosmos "no thanks i am not falling for your tricks" is obviously going to pan out great. Thats the kind of move that guarantees you get some comically cruel punishment named after you in Hades.
>Deny the godsYou don't deny the gods, lmao.
Aphrodite sexo
>>25292383Its also worth noting that the whole episode is kind of an retroactive poetic allegory for Paris' motivation to run away with Helen. It answers the question:"Why would Paris choose to do this knowing the strategic and diplomatic mess it would cause (Athena) that might result in the ultimate ruin of his family and household (Hera)" The answer was that he chose love (Aphrodite) over those two concerns. Taking it literally kind of misses the point.
>>25292383She is explicitly referred to as "golden Aphrodite".The ancient Greeks might have been insane in lots of ways but they knew that when it comes down to it, blondes are best.
Did the name Paris always have a feminine frivolous male urban artistic left brain connotation? When did that start
>>25292383The entire point of Paris is that he is a stupid cowardly retard and one of the least interesting people in the conflict despite essentially starting it.
>>25292383>>25292491>>25293247Not just that; remember, it was Zeus who asked him to arbitrate the matter and elect the winner in his stead because He was absolutely fucking sick of his daughter's, wife's and aunt's bitching and whining about some shitty apple somebody left at a wedding without any tagIf Paris had refused he would have had to deal with some zeusian curse and what not. He could have been a chad and taken a shot for all of humanity, true, but he was caught in a problem without any real safe options and went for what he wanted.He still a dipshit and one of the worst characters in the story
>>25292530It's called a thought experiment, you autistic cunt.
