I AM A HAPPY PERSON WHO HAPPENS TO BE FILLED WITH ENVIOUS RAGE

I'm tryin' to fit it all inside
I'm tryin' to open my mouth wide
I'm tryin' not to choke and swallow it all, swallow it all

I have this odd habit of going ham on the games I play, after not playing for week on end. Maybe its some ADHD thing?

War is a terrible, terrible thing. I'm against war.

>>25348172
nice meme

>>25348080
One is just the tool for the other. Both are detestable.

>>25348173
I'm not memeing. I think that war is horrible and should be avoided whenever possible. I don't understand people who glorify war.

>>25348184
> One of the principal features of the Hamites' decline and the most apparent cause of their fall from grace in the governance of the Assyrian states was the neglect of martial courage and the habit of no longer participating in military endeavors. This shame, profound in Babylon and Nineveh, was scarcely less so in Tyre and Sidon. There, military virtues were neglected and despised by these merchants, too absorbed in the idea of enriching themselves. Their civilization had already found the arguments that the Italian patricians of the Middle Ages later used to discredit the profession of soldier (1).

>>25348184
War is awful but how about a nuke? Nice lil nuke on India!

>>25348184
war is necessary, war brings peace

>>25348075
I are too much McDonald's... And i still haven't finished Psychology of the Unconscious... it's over....

>>25348184
I understand how you feel but, in that case, I'd say you mostly don't understand people

>>25348242
Now that I can get behind!

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Never bothered with the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, but does it name the Christian zionists? Probably not. The economic rulers of this world clearly have some Jewish families in their midst but just as clearly non-Jews. The issue is as plain as day. It also seems plain to me that not all the global elites are as gung-ho for the zionist project as the secret society zionists, AKA Frankists.
The wiki on this book of course claims it takes the "gaff" made by industrialist Walther Rathenau out of context, but the man plainly knew that he was in the class in control of things.
In the book author Coleman reveals that the international class saw the emergence of the baby-boomer generation as direct threat. The large middle class-men could sap and eat up the markets and resources they wanted sole control over. Their numbers also scared them deeply. Seeing the successful coup of the CIA they asked their North American brethren to help depopulate and gut-punch the US economy. The environmental movement, at first about Earth Day, ending pollution, getting back to nature, turned not just to the greenhouse effect but outright fear mongering Malthusianism
Paul Ehrlich, and others, was the Jordan Peterson of his day. Paid his whole life to spread his stupid message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leg_-ttbcVM

Today we have just emerged from a botched attempt on our lives in the COVID pandemic. These ghouls wished to kill far more than they did, rushed out a DNA tinkering shot that is giving people cancer among other things. But they learned their lesson. Ground zero of a hopped up virus takes the most toll, so gain-of-function is back in the USA and probably at several labs not just Boston and N. Carolina. (COVID27 perhaps?)
On top of that we have the more immediate crisis barreling down on us today. There is a fuel shortage and a food shortage coming and who in the MSM is warning you that you should be starting your own gardening to help supplement those shortages? Who but Wall Street insiders knows there is a Depression coming?
The Committee of 300 don't go by this name anymore (They used to call themselves the Olympian Council even, but they're more than 12 now) in the 70s and 80s when they made the decisions to cripple the American economy for depopulation, they were called the Bilderbergs. Now they're know as The World Economic Forum.

So if you don't catch the new COVID ro simply die of starvation in an ICE detention facility on terrorism charges, you vill survive to eet zee bugz and serve Jeffery and his friends

I need to have children

>>25348248
Hah, I remember you.
Did you at least enjoy those twenty wraps or whatever?

>>25348301
That was an exaggeration, I only had two and a biscuit
They were enjoyable then, and again today, but I'm paying for them now

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i was thinking about this croatia - england game later - everyone’s expecting a fairly easy win. croatia aren’t the side they were eight years ago. then i thought, i’d rather be croatia in that game. feel freer. surer to lose, more incentive to win. england’s only incentive is a fear of losing. everyone expects croatia to lose so there’s no fear, they’re driven by the thought of winning. if england win there’ll be no flowers. fear the man with nothing to lose.

tb h england have spent nearly a decade hovering on the brink - world cup semi in russia, heartbreak at euro 2024 final - and that nagging sense that this generation are still missing the final piece of the puzzle. the burden of being england is very real.

>>25348075
Reflecting on my life reveals that it consists of a series of fetishes, which, I presume upon investigation, would illuminate many of my idiosyncrasies and neuroses. Now, as I begin to comprehend the extent of my lifelong libertinism, I feel im breathing thin alpine air, going beyond the capabilities of many men, and eager to climb higher and higher still...

Commissioned porn today.

>>25348423
Sad state of affairs. You should feel bad.

>>25348431
>spams 1000 trillion images
I get to have one.

>>25348297
Same bro, same

>>25348374
That's unfortunate. I hope the juxtaposition between Jung and McDonald's was clarifying, at least. Almost makes me want to read Kant at a Hooter's.

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>>25348089
Envy isn't really a point here.

I can enjoy myself or I can do what you are doing to me.

Want gf
Fap
Dont want gf

>>25348470
true

List of things I'd rather do than get a GF:
>Gains porn
>Video games
>Male friendships
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Watch TV
>Listen to music
>Play video games
>Fantasize about dumb shit
>Read
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Exercise purely to be fit

I really enjoy picking my nose.
Scraping a thick, coarse booger from my nostril so that it becomes smooth and clean is immensely satisfying.

>>25348492
And then you eat it, right?

latin had no word for ‘yes’.

they did have a word for ‘no’.

listening to the bret easton ellis podcast
it's good

>>25348382
It’ll be three nil England

Wait it's all offtopic?

I saw 2 japs in my hood just now
They looked like theyre in their 20s. From what ive heard theyre 80% japs maybe korean. Wish i struck up a conversation with them. But i thought id intimidate them cause im 6ft6 320lbs and in my early 30s
Maybe if i see them again i will

>>25348516
two one i reckon

>>25348517
how can a literature board possibly be off-topic. literature is about humanity.

>>25348517
everything is strictly on-topic

>>25348517
The topic is everything. The topic is nothing.
How can one be off a topic if one is on it?

>>25348520
how the fuck can you be 6’6 and still get fat.

>>25348504
No, I can't bring myself to, and the only reason I can find to do so is to avoid the accumulation of boogers in areas where I wipe them, but I do enjoy examining the texture of them. There are some genuinely magnificent specimens I've discovered, and the process is inexhaustible. I really don't see why most people refuse to do so.

>>25348563
>t.Stimpson J. Cat

>>25348565
I can dig it.

>>25348520
>6ft6 320lbs
Act like you're one of the mutants from kenshiro and kidnap the girliest of the two

how the fuck do i get a girlfriend or a boyfriend? it seems to be rather easy for everyone, even people who are uglier than me

>>25348580
Can you eat my fucking shit?

I've reached the conclusion of my thought and matured intellectually. Now I will spend the next 50 years in pursuit of my goals or doing nothing as I am fine with either.

>>25348589
No, you're making my brain shrink, and that's the point.
You are completely incapable of going away, to the point I think I must have literally raped you IRL for you to be this vindictive and petty.

I don’t post often but 98% of videos I do post to TikTok are flops, on a platform where you almost have to try hard to get zero likes. I delete them immediately after like 20-50 views with no likes. I don’t know if it’s embarrassing or if the content I’m trying to make is just way too autistic on top of bad. I have made two videos with hundreds of likes which isn’t impressive at all, however they were more original and artsy than the low effort shit the vast majority of people make on there (literally mostly shower thoughts, brainrot, and reactions to content they didn’t make).

>>25348444
How many?

>>25348580
First you have to stop being autistic. Second you have to turn your brain off (normies brain is always off). Third, you gotta play the Social Game.

well johnny is a man
and he's bigger than you

>>25348580
Step 1. Go to where women are

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>tfw when no gf

If you ever got a gf she would annoy you and you would want to be alone

>>25348660
TRUKE

>>25348652
good

I saw a movie. Dont think about it again until someone brings up the movie.
I read a book. Dont think about it again until someone brings up the book.
I played a game. Dont think about it again until someone brings up the game.
I visited a country. Dont think about it again until someone brings up the country.
etc etc
Im tired bros. I have completed life on a intellectual level and this whole hedonism thing doesnt work, and hanging out with people for "fun" is stabbingmyselfwithafork inducing
Either I kill myself or I dedicate my life to help others

taking a large shit and drinking a warm cup of coffee is a highlight of the day for me

>>25348075
Oliver Tree just died. It's crazy. Just a couple days ago I was happy that his career was going mainstream, and now he's dead. I'm really upset about it. This is really the first time I've been "affected" by the death of an artist. What a surreal feeling.

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>>25348667
have you considered spreading despair? it's for a good cause.

Many girls have said that I have a nice hairy scrotum.

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Today I made a gaffe and my friends laughed at me.

>>25348643
There's girls everywhere. I go out of my apartment, there's girls in the elevator. They're in cafeterias, subways

>>25348704
Im not a psycho okay, I got too much empathy for my fellow man
Like this guy >>25348711 I would never laugh at him! He is my buddy and Im ALWAYS on his side laughing WITH him

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england 3-2 up ina group stage game and the neighbours are already setting off fireworks

>>25348580
honestly its just something normies do. At one period in my life I blended in so well that 3 separate girls invited me back to their place out of the blue, one of them even said she directly said she would want to be bf with me. Naturally I said no, since I had a big suicide planned :^)
Those normies are living in a different world, just go join it if you dare

>>25348688
I seem to have left my gun at home. Do you accept threats?

>>25348721
I shart all the time so I stink too much to join any group.

>>25348725
I was being earnest, and you decide to mock me with your insolence? Fuck. You.

>>25348713
You're ready for step 2:
Step 2. Talk to women

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>>25348721
There's a bit in an Evelyn Waugh novel where one character says life is like the Big Wheel at the carnival (it's this big rotating disc of polished wood). The nearer you can get to the hub of the wheel the slower it is moving and the easier it is to stay on. At the very centre there's a point completely at rest. And lots of people just enjoy scrambling on and being whisked off and scrambling on again. Then there are others who sit as far out as they can and hold on for dear life and enjoy that... But the whole point about the wheel is that you needn't get on it at all, if you don't want to. People get hold of ideas about life, and that makes them think they've got to join in the game, even if they don't enjoy it. It doesn't suit everyone.

The best thing about confidence is that you give it to yourself! You just choose to have it!*
this is ignoring the biological determinism aspect of things that you are a product of your hormones which are a product of electrochemisty and it's all been fated to be since the big bang so you either will or won't ever grow and it's already set in stone!

>>25348729
I was being earnest as well. I shart a lot, and I sink.

>>25348739
you don’t though. you can larp confidence, and it works, but real confidence comes from the outside world. what you do. how you’re treated. you’re upbringing.

>>25348694
Literally fucking WHO?

>>25348739
Confidence without outside justification is just delusion

>>25348744
>you can larp confidence, and it works
uh so what are you complaining about? didn't you get what you wanted?
>>25348747
semantic trash. confidence is a feeling

>>25348742
vat ar yu sinking about?

Kit-Kat >>> Butterfinger > Twix > Crunch > Reese’s >>>>>> (Power Gap) >>>>>> Hershey’s >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Massive Power Gap) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Snickers, Milky Way, 3 Musketeers, etc. (don’t even care enough to rank them separately, fuck them)

>>25348755
Strong preference for crunchy bars is obvious.

>>25348694
this is such a weird story. something about it is so out of left field. i wasn’t a fan or anything (beside that big miss you remix) but you could’ve gave me a million guesses for who’d die in 2026 and i still wouldn’t’ve have said oliver tree.

another helicopter death too.

>>25348761
Probably takes him back to the feeling of his uncle

>>25348734
>People get hold of ideas about life, and that makes them think they've got to join in the game, even if they don't enjoy it. It doesn't suit everyone.
Thats true. A lot of common milestones are just culturally ingrained social conditioning akin to a form of propaganda. People waste too much time trying to keep up pace instead of worrying about if its the right direction for themselves.
Even I know I dont want a "normal" life but still sometimes the milestones still gnaw at me... Makes a nigga understand why cultist brainwashing can be so effective

>>25348752
what? i’m not complaining. i also got the quite tall and sort of goodlooking genes. i’m just saying you’re wrong about that.

crunchy uncle

>>25348746
https://youtu.be/_ocfE8Ua-7U?list=RD_ocfE8Ua-7U

so fuckign jarring hearing the world cup commentators saying ‘here in dallas’

>>25348791
Good riddance I say
Is what I would write but thats kinda rude, but also my honest reaction so between the choice of silence and action I choose action

>>25348800
he had a lot of range
https://youtu.be/NqpnbSFprB4

>>25348779
He goes on ‘Now you’re a person who was clearly meant to stay in the seats and sit still and if you get bored watch the others. Somehow you got on the wheel and got thrown off with a hard bump.’
He says the real division isn’t by sex but rather dynamic vs static. ‘I think we’re probably two different species spiritually.’

https://youtu.be/FxG-7AsbjeI?list=RDU1vGosMScjM
RIP

>>25348763
yeah, I feel the same way. it just feels so random and unfair. I guess that's how death usually is.

>>25348829
more weird than sad.

>>25348660
Annoyance is inevitable but generally trivial compared to love. The only difficult thing is to make sure you never let the annoyances build up and turn you into a resentful narcissistic fag.

It's impossible for women to suffer in this world.

>>25348667
Do the latter, once you commit to it it's just as easy. Probably easier.

>>25348859
Love? Love is a four letter word, that nobody can agree on what it means. So nebulous and downright arbitrary

>>25348870
and yet it’s the most important thing the universe.

>>25348739
You can examine your self and environment and push it towards or away from any direction. Just because you can't directly control your physical composition doesn't mean you can't control it at all.

>>25348755
If you had put butterfingers down with the peanut and nougat garbage this would have been correct.

>>25348792
I hate it. Soccer doesn't fucking belong here.
>>25348860
Retarded and wrong. But there are indeed male specific ways of suffering they are completely blind to, and current society gives them many privileges. But you're fucking retarded if you think they can't suffer, go look up what endometriosis is.

>>25348870
All words are like that, you can play the same game with any of the words you're most attached to. If anything, "reality" is worse.

>>25348881
>Soccer[sic] doesn’t fucking belong here
yeah the rest of the world is on the same page.

>>25348884
Not all words. There is a clear distinction between words representing a form/object and words representation an idea. Everybody can agree on what a dog is, but nobody agrees on what love is.
I bet nobody here has a personal working definition of love, beyond mushy mushiness. Something I just can't abide by in good conscience

I can't seem to help but love everyone. I don't know why. I think drugs may have fucked my brain up.

>>25348898
No there isn't
>Everybody can agree on what a dog is
No they can't, you just aren't familiar with the frayed edges of "dog" as much.
>Something I just can't abide by in good conscience
Define yourself as a uniquely addressable entity to the standards you expect then.
>Uhhhh the self is like an illusion
Then do so for "dog", your choice

>>25348909
That's a good thing so long as you don't let it make you do anything self destructive. When my soul is at rest I love everyone, or at least I think I do, but I'm too much a slave to my bitterness sometimes.

>>25348909
Be careful at dinner parties

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>>25348912
So pugnacious...
People of temper arent worth the effort of elucidation :^)

>>25348922
Your ass must be fat as hell if you have to cart all that cognitive dissonance around

>>25348925
You can try all you want, but you can't rile me :^)

>>25348916
I get angry at people to a lot, largely because I don't understand why they treat one another so poorly.

>>25348918
I will.
>You say you love me? You don't even know me.
>I love everyone as the default. It's nothing personal.

>>25348926
I already did by being right

>>25348932
Your ass must be fat as hell if you have to cart all that cognitive dissonance around haha

>>25348933
Buddy... Everyone knows what copying the other guy's line means...

And yes it is, thank you.

These Department of War commercials with President Trump's voice overlaid are so cringe, wow. I keep seeing it on Peacock once an hour.

here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yryegKshdwI

>>25348938
What the fuck is this music? Why are they using 90s evil vampire shit?

I think Trump is fine there but the music is completely retarded and inappropriate. They should unironically have used some 2000s dad rock, teenagers are into that again now.

>>25348938
literally a 12 year old's idea of "cool" and "badass"

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Im just low effort because im trying to watch this movie.

Black and white movie from 2009? You finna know its gonna be some pretentious slop, so im only being half attention
About the rape of nanking u see, one of those events thats more fiction than fact imo. But i honestly never looked into it

>>25348942
I finished watching it and I sort of get what they were going for but wow, terrible execution. Unironically even cheesy ass black metal would be better. Imagine this used as the backing music instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N85M9RXilfs

>>25348938
https://youtu.be/72u4nzWMQRc

I'm ok with pseudoscience in everything except biology because I will live and die and want to live longer

>>25348956
YOU AINT NEVER BEEN NO VIRGIN KID YOU WERE FUCKED FROM THE START

I'mma listen to that album when I go for my walk later. Thanks for the reminder.

Tomorrow is last day of the Spring Term. God give me the strength to ask that girl for her number after the final exam. Also, please, God, let her be there.

I guess worst case she should be around in September, but still, please. I can do it. It will happen. Tomorrow.

Low vibration scum

be reckless at diner parties

>>25348973
Just do it, faggot. Maybe practice saying it out loud some too.

Oh they extended the library hours for the summer to till 8pm from 6. I do like going there to read but going that late seems like a loserish thing to do. Maybe I will.

>>25348998
public? college libraries are usually 24/7

>>25349001
The public library downtown.

>>25348998
late in the day is the least loserish time to be at the library.

>>25348973
dude if u operate in such a high inhib way life is going to be long and sucky for u

>>25349003
you're going to get raped by bums. or maybe meet a cute chick. idk i've never been to mine.

I relapsed and came back to 4chan 5 hours ago. I could have finished the second volume of Anna Karenina in that time.

>>25349009
How should I operate? As pure being?

>>25348987
Grinch

>>25349037
did you make any good posts? win any arguments?

>>25349041
after a lifetime of life experience i can tell u there is really no downside to being loud and obnoxious, and no advantage to being quiet and reserved. someone will prob cope and seethe by saying it's not true, but you'll see it over and over again. u think damn that guy is so obnoxious and just never shuts up, but guess what? he's friends with everyone, even u, he gets laid constantly and has a gf, and he gets jobs cuz he talks to everyone who moves including the execs who make hiring and promotion decisions, meanwhile they barely notice u in the back working hard lol.

>>25349048
I like to believe so but they were all pointless.

>>25349037
yeah i need to get off this site but this is the only place i can be my authentic self.

>>25349049
Hmm, all accurate.

man the singer from garbage is sooo fucking walled

Trying to articulate my thoughts in speech usually ends up feeling like trying to knit with kitchen gloves on.

>>25349054
I made it 5 days. I'm self aware so I will let myself waste the remainder of tonight but I'm going back to no social media tomorrow. I have ~40 days off so one day of 4chan is 2.5% of that time wasted.

>>25349058
yeah she's like 60 but she had/has such a sexy voice

>>25349063
true, also the chick from goldfrapp finally got walled but she was like 40 when i was in college so she lasted longer than most

>>25349061
i find weed actually helps counteract 4chan brainrot. not while ur blazed, but the next morning ur mind is just all calm and slow, in a good way. u can finally sit there and concentrate on the thing in front of u.

it’s always the fucking idiots that want to give out advice. getting advice out of a person you actually wouldn’t mind being is like getting blood out of a stone. probably something to that.

>>25349084
successful people who fuck a lot are always giving out advice but it's actually shit like "work hard, take risks" and no one wants to hear that.

>>25349084
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

I have meticulously cataloged my personality and concluded it is a series of red flags. My only hobby is reading. My only other hobby is thinking about reading. My third hobby is wondering why women aren't flocking to this intensely stimulating intellectual powerhouse. I am a monument to self-imposed loneliness.

>>25349092
read FBI nvkes on body language and CIA nvkes on lying and sociologist nvkes on behavior to get foids

>>25349097
Just finished reading "The Art of Love" by Erich Fromm. My conclusion? The art of love requires practice. My practice? Posting on /lit/ about not having a girlfriend. It's not working. I am objectively bad at this and will now fling myself into the void of self-pity.

You don’t get to mind read people and then act like they should accept this situation.

how come my consciousness is attached to a human instead of any other thing?

>>25349103
doing what you want to do is the only training, and the only preliminary, needed for doing more of what you want to do

>>25349109
Stop posting about this shit here. No one cares. You're a delusional schizophrenic and you need to see a doctor.

>>25349128
i just assume that chick smokes way too much fucking weed. "mind reading" is a thing they talk about in 12 step programs like the ones my sister is always in.

>>25349114
cuz ur brain is the chemical soup that produced u

>>25349136
If you’re talking about the person who posts “I miss you,” that’s me, and I’m not the one who posted that. I do not believe in mind reading. I’m not fucking crazy.

>>25349136
Also, I haven’t smoked weed in more than three years, and don’t use any other recreational drugs.

>>25349141
Chemical soup or chicken soup?

>>25349145
no, when people from aa/na talk about "mind reading" they mean where u assume u know what somebody is thinking or what their motivations are.

>>25349148
I’m fairly sure this guy literally thinks someone is reading his mind through telepathy.

>>25349145
are u a cute chick? do u live in nyc? instead of moping on here let's meet up in the city and get sth to eat.

>>25349152
year long interaction.
I’ve tested him.
Images, thoughts, various other boards.
Direct responses to thoughts.
Images I have thought of.

Before that he’d tell me what I was eating, jacking off too, embarrassing things I do (like I tripped)

Now he just likes to talk shit nowadays.

>>25349158
bruh

>>25349158
I don't care. It's all in your head, this is literally how psychosis starts. Stop posting about it in these threads and go to a fucking hospital. None of this is real.

>>25349165
Probably, I likely read too much into other people. But there are instances that simply can not be explained.

Mind reading or mind watching?

>Satellite
>wifi sensing
>AI decode
It’s that easy

>>25348184
I find the Hague to be a genuinely disgusting institution, solely for the fact that it tries to divide war into a legitimate and illegitimate form when all war should be discouraged regardless of conduct.

>>25349173
war crimes make no sense because war is a fight between two sovereign powers so how can they be legislated like murder or theft

>>25349167
They’re fucking coincidences. Now stop posting about it.

>>25349177
Uh huh

my life kinda feels like I'm doing my best impression of what I think living is than actually living

>>25349173
just war comes from christianity not some atheists european beaucracy for better or worse, moreover, what about when there's injustice? ppl can't liberate themselves? if there's no war then history stops. bloom meridian actually has some good insights into war. also democracy and meritocracy comes from war. the less war there is the more nepotistic and corrupt the society will be.

>>25348791
LMAO, millennial Captain Kangaroo but a rapper? I'm glad he's fucking dead.

>>25349158
the anons here don’t even read books let alone minds.

Cigarettes are probably going to be what ends up killing me, seeing as how I've been a pack a day smoker since 16 and I'm 33, but I like the idea that my death will be derived from something I deeply enjoy, and somewhat within my control. I don't know any other way I'd prefer to go out.

>>25349182
I'm willing to concede that some form of agon is necessary for the existence of human society, but I refuse to believe that it necessitates the termination of human lives.

>>25349179
It’s essentially impossible to live in this situation and the fact that you have ceased this to me indicates that you are probably a deeply malevolent person who probably also is a pedophile

>>25349193
*argon

>>25349188
You could always get hit by a bus. You like buses?

>>25349197
What, no

>>25349188
was doing lines with my friend and i went for a smoke and he said ‘you know every cigarette you smoke is half an hour off your life’
and i said ‘oh yeah what about a line of coke how much is that’
‘seven minutes added on’

>>25349194
Yeah, I'm aware that it's basically a gamble. I thought of quitting when I'm 40, when the chance for cancer is still reasonably low, but idk, I just like the idea of cigarettes, that ominous, friendly presence throughout the best and worst times of my life, being the old friend that inevitably does me in.

>>25349195
I don't think I'm a pedophile :(

>>25349207
et tu brute

>>25349176
plus it's only a war crime if u lose. they're a psyop to get ur enemy to give up their most effective tactics.

>>25349201
I would headbutt a speeding bus as a frail old man if I had the nads.

>>25349205
Seems legit. I could go for a line.

>>25349212
whenever i hear someone killed themselves i always think "good for them!" i can't help it

>>25349103
stop being a faggot

Foot fetishists are severely mentally ill and you'll never convince me otherwise.

>>25349218
not severely

>>25349219
Yes. Severely

>>25349215
Yeah, I don't have any moral objections to suicide, and see it as a valid means of exercising ones agency.
Imagine if you and your wife were in your late eighties, and instead of one of you having to deal with the passing of the other, you could both have a room in a hospital surrounded by your friends and family so they can say their goodbyes as you're euthanized.
I think that's a family-friendly version of suicide, and if someone is exercising sound reasoning as to why they want to end their life, then they shouldn't be prevented or discouraged from doing so.
All a matter of agency.

being a gourmand is the most decadent "career", with other types of critics following

I call water blue lava.

>>25349297
no you dont, no you fucking do not
Do you get off on lying or something?? Fucking freak

I don't got time for pain. The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is.

has anyone got the time?

I need to get you out of my system.

>>25349333
Its a bit over half-past

>>25349336
Have you tried really hot chili?

>>25349336
same with me dude i just got out of a situationship i keep checking whatsapp to see her updates but she shan't be sharing anymore with me, it's ok it wasn't going anywhere anyways, she was looking to monkey branch but i don't want to work that hard

>>25349337
cheers

wow i just heard a SHITLOAD of gunshots lmao let me check the police scanner

>>25349342
>situationship
I still dont know what that is, and honestly the fact that I dont know makes me better than you

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hey, that's not a lawn ornament...!?

I'm still not sure if this cat is a stray or if it belongs to the house at the end of the block and it just has the freedom to come-and-go as it pleases.

>>25349343
Bottoms up!

>>25349342
We are NOT the same.

https://youtu.be/NMFtf8YKwxA

>>25349350
Hi cat <3 love you cat <3

>>25349355
i paused apple music exclusive "club mix 001: horsegiirl (dj mix)" for this? sorry dude that was mid

I think a woman’s feet a cute but not necessarily erotic.

>>25349368
this gotta be the gayest thing i have ever read

>>25349356
I pet it once but sadly had to keep moving since it was on someone's property, and I didn't want to be a bother.

Just did a hot, strangled, diarrhea shit.

>>25349362
great bit of british radio when that my barn my rules track was big - one presenter comes on drunk and started rinsing it & they pulled her mic.

https://youtu.be/DAa8Hhbklss

>>25349379
What did it smell like?

>>25349389
Like you'd expect.

>>25349381
Classic British '90s-'00s alternative-music radio sounds like such kino. Wish I was there.

https://www.youtube.com/live/pYZ7MqzNsHg
Hmmmmmm

>>25349399
https://deathisnot.bandcamp.com/album/london-pirate-radio-adverts-1984-1993-vol-1

>>25349405
More like mmmmmmmmmmmmm........

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https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVUb11ty4F0VM5QMnbJ-b2lA

Workaholic guy on vacation here. It's not working. I burned myself out trying to force myself to have fun earlier and now I'm about to log in to Teams from my hotel to catch up on work. Send help

>>25349443
I don't understand workaholics. Why are you like this? Do they pay you so much that you have to do your job all the time, or do you really like your job, or something else? Do you get a little thrill from climbing up the corporate ladder? These are serious questions, I legit don't understand people like you

>>25349449
it's something to do. it just sort of becomes your hobby and unlike some hobbies that are obscure or expensive, it has approval and they pay you. what else are you going to do? shitpost on here?

>>25349449
I posted about it a thread or two ago but basically I failed to acquire social skills growing up and latched on to my job as the sole thing that gave me satisfaction or fulfillment, which turned into a vicious cycle where I pulled away from the rest of my life to focus on work and stopped having much of a life to go home to as a result. I am genuinely passionate about what I do, which isn't necessarily a bad thing for anyone, but unlike other passionate people I have nothing else going on.
I also quit being able to genuinely enjoy things a couple years ago. My life is either focus, boredom, or fleeting pleasure gone in an instant. I havw no one to come home to and no one cares where I'm going in life and I apparently can't force myself to become someone worth caring about instead of an elaborate Excel macro.
I'm at a very nice hotel, I'm by a beach, there are cute girls everywhere and there's a rooftop pool with a bar and live music a block away and I'm sitting here going through slide decks and emails.

Eating fruit gummies .

>>25349464
say it dont spray it

>>25349466
Fruit or vegetable gummies?

gonna go and drink that cup of coffee

>>25349443
>>25349464
Have you tried setting down with a nice book? Put away the computer and phone?

>>25349480
I did, actually. I brought a book with me on my trip and finished the whole thing this morning.

Trump greatest crime has been ending the post-WWII world order. You can thank him when your fat, poor, disabled, SSRI-addled ass is drafted to be cannon fodder for Israel.

>>25349485
>he brought only one book
Well there's your issue.

This world is too small
I need more space
Chop chop minions, go claim me a new planet

>>25349464
Thanks for answering. You know, sometimes I envy people like you -- I hear you on the loneliness front, but I wish I was deeply passionate about working, emails, Excel, slide decks. It'd make my life much easier. I wouldn't want to trade places with you but I admire that trait about you. What do you do and why do you like it?

>>25349218
Only smellfags

>>25349145
>I do not believe in mind reading.
>I’m not fucking crazy.
Choose one.

Schopenhauer's got this quote about how the talented man hits a target no one else can hit but a genius hits a target no one else can see. I think we can sort writers in the same way, those who hit a target no one else can hit (Tolstoy, Proust, Eliot, Austen) and those who hit a target no one else can see (Sterne, Melville, Beckett). Both categories contain geniuses but I'm more drawn to the second than the first.

>>25349495
I'm a smellfag but not a footfag, what does that make me?

https://youtu.be/XAX3ZQ5eNaM

>>25349500
El abominacion

>>25348601
No reply to this post, same energy as making flop content, same feeling.

I have literally no idea why I'm single. I'm reasonably intelligent, I shower most days, and I can hold a conversation about the existential despair in Dostoevsky's Notes from Underground for upwards of two hours. You would think that would be a selling point, but apparently women prefer guys who talk about things like "sports" and "their feelings" or whatever. I'm not bitter, I'm just better.

>>25349501
Lmao what the hell

>>25349506
I’m the same except I don’t care about being “single”. So much so in fact that I don’t like calling it that. It’s just being alone and reasonably content.

>>25349506
Autism, lack of charisma. There's a whole real world of interpersonal communication that can't really be described if you haven't experienced it.

>>25349506
i thought this was really some sad guy but by the end i see it's some single chick who

I watch porn I don’t understand this I have confidence when I need it I don’t go outside I’m a virgin I don’t even want to have sex I don’t understand people why do they get married knowing they will have sex with one person the rest of their life I don’t get it I don’t get people I don’t get anything.

https://youtu.be/b5vrN80klNc

>>25349519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7aZrhW3t8E

I wish I had a cute vaguely twink ish somewhat feminine looking vaguely 5 to 8 years younger than me boyfriend who was roughly 3 to 5 inches shorter than me and light enough to pick up overhead and small enough to put my hands around his waist and I wish I could meet such a person and make him happy and I wish none of the fucked up evils of the reality of homosexuality would intrude.

>>25349527
I wish this for you too anon

If real sex is more like that one scene in True Detective S1 where Rust fucks Marty’s wife rather than porn then I’d be completely fine being a virgin for life. Seriously, fuck movies and the Internet for making it sound like that’s a problem.

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If you ignore this post, that means I win.

Pop music can be pretty good. Yes, I am a poptimist. Call me Poptimist Prime.

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>>25349521
Nice. I do like ambient. Think I've seen this floating around on /mu/ but I haven't listened to it, not yet anyways. I'll check it out. Thanks.

>>25349535
lol virgin

Been thinking about Chappell Roan recently. She wanted to be famous so so so badly, and then got exactly what she wanted, and it's like she had no real idea what she was getting into. I like her music. She seems mean and overwhelmed and entitled and very talented. But man. Roan. I feel for you, I really do, I wouldn't want to be you, but Roan, come on, what did you expect?

>>25349559
ever heard of the phrase ‘parasocial’?

>>25349563
I've just been thinking about her, that's all.

>>25349563
p sure that's just like an adjective not a phrase tho

despite all my emo-flavored violent mental fantasies, fundamentally I wish for world peace and understanding among all people and nations. just going to be honest. just going to be real. no cap on god

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While we are on the topic of women, I've come to the conclusion that I can only write when it comes to them, to a certain extent, and when the time to do so comes I'm overwhelmed by a certain feeling that is both manic and incarcerating (I'm sure those of you who write know what I mean). I think I just have a love/hate relationship with language. Language is both corrosive and entraps 'reality'. "Exorcising" words by speaking/writing them, giving them form, giving birth to words, is surrendering oneself to their game of representation, no finality in speaking them. Words are obsessive and always want to come out and play. I want to offer sacrifices to the altar of words. I want to say "This woman is the pulsating vein of the world" and many other nonsensical things.
Poetic language is so non productive, it always creates distance from the other. but maybe that's part of its charm, of its seductive nature.

>>25349566
o ya

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>>25349581

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBq7zixJCBI

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Listening to this now, and damn, it's frigid.

real niggas listen to rap

>>25349605
Isn't that a little stereotypical?

>>25349605
I hate niggers

>>25349612
no

Racism is a Jewish trait. Don't be a Jew.

>>25349619
extremely Jewish statement

SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

https://youtu.be/VkoKjposLO0

I'm not even kidding, you guys. Every time I get a shot or get blood drawn, I imagine the needle is the fang of an 800 year old vampire lolibaba.

Remember Stomp? https://youtu.be/fN5T8y8bCJ4

>>25349185
wow, so you're so cool

Catberg just got served her dinner and now she is very happy lol

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https://youtu.be/eYWtMz-Dzr8

>>25349661
that dinner was promised to her 3000 years ago

Canada is just 90% chinks & jeets with a sprinkling of featherheads now.

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Badly want to try this. It's supposedly "heaven in a jar."

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I can't tell if it's because my ass is big or the my office chair is bad but I keep slipping down whenever I sit.

going back into old facebook messages from like 2009 when i was like 14 years old, and came across a giant rant i messaged my ex about how depressed I was that she broke up with me and how she is the only thing in the world that matters and nothing will stop me from loving her and my life was ruined and blah blah blah

oh god i could barely read it it was so embarrassing and shameful. i wish that entire thing just never happened. i cant believe i acted that way

>>25349702
weak core support on your behalf, weak back support on the chairs behalf, it might also be just the most natural relaxed way to sit for you. I tried to sit like that at work and I just can't, my elbows just get too cramped and its hard for me to move around so I just sit up right at the edge of my seat.
Also, as a general rule of thumb, there are good and bad office chairs but generally if you aren't working for an extremely sadistic or cheap company one of the biggest major expenses for an Office is chairs. They WANT you to sit there, they want to disincentive you getting up at all costs because when you do you waste their time and money. So I'd honestly try to figure out the make and model of your chair and if that's too much trouble and too autistic for you to do, its your best bet to assume it isn't your chair.
>t. Someone who watched way too many documentaries about Herman Miller and Chair design and manufacturing.

>>25349581
I also have written a bit about women but in a detached kind of way. I think we cant help but project our mothers into it. Such a huge fucking part of our psychology is shaped by them raising us from infancy. It does not help that my mom is extremely toxic and writing has become a way to cope and figure out the deeply seated bullshit and betrayals mixed with some amount of whimsical love bombing. I think I have made the best of it but Im still a virgin NEET. Some learning is direct copperative and some learning is adversarial, by contrasting. You know I like your author kind it is interesting what you think and if you are the same guy as the few posts above then you have good taste as well. Novelty is akin to creativity. I know your word tyranny. Ever interested in memes? Or genes? Raw dicta thrown into this world sprowling all along the periphery. Im so deep into it I cant escape it anymore.

>>25349787
How does one figure out if the chair has a good back support? Does it have to be as close to your back when you rest back or is it supposed to put you in a certain posture?

>>25349829
Just modify your chair so that there is a belt holding you to the back of it. We already solved this problem in cars decades ago.

My coworker makes dinosaur and airplane noises to fill the silence and he is fucking 55 years old

>>25349923
cool guy

I want to experience being arrested and thrown in jail but I dont want any stain on my record

>>25350003
it’s not that fun

>>25348075
Having too much fun is a sign of bad character.

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>>25350003
It sucks. It was truly a terrifying experience waking up in a jail cell with no memory of what had happened, I was worried I had done something heinous like assaulted a police officer. It scared me so bad I quit drinking for like five weeks.

>>25350013
>>25350020
It can't be that bad for something harmless

>>25349630
No, he's right. You keep picking on all the jews as one cohesive group out to get you and you miss the real enemy of all mankind. The Zionist celebrated the holocaust as a sacrificial offer that furthered their goals. They look down their long European noses at the jews who were killed and hope your kind try to kill them again so they all immigrate to Israel for them to rule over.
They want this "Greater Israel" project to dig a canal right through Gaza so they can control all the oil through there.

>>25350052
it’s not terrible it’s just lame and boring. it only happened to me once though (drunk & disorderly) and the officer was actually someone i was good friends with in school and hadn’t seen in about seven years. weird.

>>25350065
>the officer was actually someone i was good friends with in school and hadn’t seen in about seven years.
that must have been so embarrassing

Can no longer put off going to the dentist.
Had a filling fall out months ago. Probably a full year by now.
Now the tooth actually broke.
Doesn't hurt at all surprisingly, but still I can't really chew properly and it's rubbing the side of my tongue raw.

Despite being surrounded by dentist only one place could schedule me within the month.
God I hope I don't get scammed again.

Appointment is in a week. It's going to be a pain in the mouth to keep that area clean and food free for a whole week. I don't want to risk infection, and I certainly don't want to have to get a root canal.

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>>25350114
God damn, ain't even off the page 1 yet.

>>25350118
Too soon?

>>25350078
i try not to think about it. it was a kind of understandable time to be drunk and disorderly though. i was quickly going from one friends house to another on a saturday night & they got me jaywalking.

I really don't want to live in a society where apologizing for screwing up is viewed as a sign of "weakness" we live in strange times.