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>>25350111>Gargantuan
>>25350122Yes, very big. Humongous even.
How did the rapid rabid rabbit know which fish was the wish fish and which fish was the witch fish?
I just made you up to hurt myself
>>25350159WORE A HAT
>>25350167Bingo, got it in one. Good job
need a goonerbitch so bad
>>25350122that’s my favourite film.
>>25350172I am rapid after all.
>>25350180Hello rapid, im rabid
It's always so striking how diverse and idiosyncratic the worldviews of pre-WW2 authors are in contrast to post-WW2 authors who are so colourless and shapeless and dime a dozen that you can't help but feel like they are actually one hivemind speaking through a multitude of mouths.
If man is subject to impulse, post-hoc rationalization of said impulse, and disassociation when facing consequences as a result of those impulses, AND constructs a material world around all of those deceits...How exactly is man not the Demiurge?
>>25350189>disassociation
>>25350192good catch thank you
Could I trust someone here on 4chan to babysit my 13 year old daughter for 3 days on the weekend in July next month?
I just watched 2 hours of algofeeded shorts on youtube. That stuff is literal catnip for an unfocused mind. I dont want to be who I am. Gotta change...
>>25350194Mon plesir monsignor, si vous ple petit frommage
>>25350197Is Hitler unavailable?
>>25350199the algo always gets me with those vitality gym videos
>>25350216vitaly* fuck a spellcheck
>>25350199wtf is algofeeded shorts?
>>25350218They feed you o algo
>>25350218it's youtube's attempt to compete with tiktok. short form videos that they feed to u based on whatever u spend time watching. like xfree but not for porn.
>>25350218Little men who have been fed algae until they dance
For 2 fucking weeks my piss was foamy/cloudy regardless of how much water I drank. I got scared it was a sign of diabetes. Now all of a sudden it doesn't do that anymore. I think I might have been infected?
>>25350229dude foamy piss is how body gets rid of excess jizzum if ur not fucking or fapping. it stopped cuz u probably nutted in ur sleep and it dried up over night.
>>25350232i thought they had different pipes
>>25350232>dude foamy piss is how body gets rid of excess jizzum if ur not fucking or fappingOh. Well I have been trying no fap for the last month or so.
>>25350232Once when I was edging for days the jizz came out yellow. I assumed it was dried jizz in there. Can crusted jizz in your body be dangerous?
>>25350235oh that's freaky never had that lol
>>25350236I was edging for several days in a 3rd world country that I was visiting.
i think i dislike bisexual (guys) more than gay guys. gays are just different, almost like another gender, i can’t really get worked up about them. somehow there’s something really ugly about bisexuals. also they always end up being the worst sort of people, and a lot of them end up abusive boyfriends.
Is there anything more cringy and midwitcore than writing these kitschy paeans to big metropolises? Yeah, I get it, 4th century Athens, early 20th century Vienna and 21st century Brooklyn are like, the exact same thing, shining beacons of progress, creativity and intellectual thought in the darkness that is the countryside.
Sex is the culmination of human connection and not a barometer for whether or not it exists. People are reading the last page of every book and coming away confused and dissatisfied.
>>25350250it's prob cuz bi guys aren't really romantic towards dudes. like if i decided to go gay i'd never feel romantically for anyone so i'd just be out there fucking random people and ghosting them or not caring about them. like sometimes i wonder if those guys who fuck different women every night etc. are actually gay cuz they don't get any romantic attachment to any of these women?
tfw haven't had sex in about a year almost
My parents are Mexican. I'm white and racist against Mexicans.
Urine tastes good when it comes from someone you like. Same with even bits of feces on an unwashed glute.
The other day I somehow got my pube hair in my mouth while brushing my teeth.
I've seen corn in other people's shit, and I was like I could eat that, though I think shit is gross. Corn is just very good.
very fucking gross posts ITTI feel like puking now or smth
>>25350293Sat down and felt a pain on my butt cheeks. Checked it and turns out I had a pimple on my ass.
new sleep dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhwiNPsaPfA
>>25350264>tfw haven't had sex in almost 33 years>mfw I have no face
had corn for the first time in maybe ten years yesterday. i don’t know how people in the midwest do it. corn is just not very nice. weirdly sweet.
>>25350261a girl once told me goodlooking guys never cheat, it’s always weird-looking, bisexual-coded men.
very fucking insightful posts ITTI feel like thinking now or smth
>>25350319same thing for women. it's insecure people seeking validation who fuck everyone.
>>25350322generally girls cheat just because they want to, i think. not like to prove something. probably depends what they look like though.
I'm a moron. I keep picking my scabs reopening the wounds on my legs.
I really don't want to live in a society where apologizing for screwing up is viewed as a sign of "weakness" we live in strange times.
if you gym you should always skip leg day. all chest no legs. working legs is the dumbest thing ever. it just makes your upper body look smaller. plus it doesn’t help with anything, if you do combat sports big calves are a bad thing.
I have a feeling Xi Jinping is going to die next year.
Imagine
Dragons
>>25350299Nice
>>25350299Again!
So did moscow actually get got? Talk about an auraloss
>>25350197What's in the fridge?
>>25350264>>25350315
>>25349923giggabased
>>25350361I have milk, chocolate milk, beer, kombucha, orange juice, and coconut water.
>>25350355Fun fact. If a bomb big enough to be taken for a nuke where to hit Moscow, WE would ALL be "got" as their nukes would launch automatically.
>>25350370That's not enough food a day much less three. Get me some grocery money and I can stock it well enough.
>>25350197i’m busy sry
>>25350371That's a myth.
It's so ungodly hot. Fuck Texas summers.
>>25350378hydration breaks in the world cup. fucked.
>>25350355yes, this war is not stopping sadly
>>25350376Nope. They wired that shit up. US inspector asked about it and they confirmed it. You take out Moscow, they will not hesitate to call game over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCuUdAaSFG4
>>25350345Fuck that shit, legs are life. The most fun I've had in the gym and the most life improvements came from hitting legs.The idea that you will end up looking like a T-rex is gigacope too. That happens if you blast roids and do nothing but squat, not like, an average gymgoer routine performed while natty.Post body if you're gonna say shit like this.
>>25350371>>25350388>nukesdont they go bad? If they had them hooked up since the coldwar thats 50 years of decay
>>25350371You have no idea what you're even talking about, lol
You see the nigger that stole my check?
>>25350388>Accounts differ on whether the system, once activated by the country's leadership, will launch missiles fully automatically or if there is still a human approval process involved, with newer sources suggesting the latter.I doubt that it's fully automatic. You wouldn't want to risk an automated system with nukes.
Donald Trump is the greatest president in American history.
>>25350388Nobody show this guy where they tried getting a ballistic missile off the ground a year or two ago and they couldn't even get the silo doors to open so it blew up under ground.
>>25350345Fucking idiot, lmao.
>>25350393jon jones, anderson silva, alex perreira had the deadliest leg kicks in ufc and they all had chicken legs. you’re better if you can whip your leg round quickly instead of these big stupid slow heavy legs. i haven’t gone to the gym in about 3 years but i’ll do selfie 4 selfie
>>25350407biggest nigger maybe
>>25350407Did you see Kash Patel is funneling hundreds of thousands of dollars illegally to pay his cronies sweet bonuses using tax payer money? For an administration that is generally anti-thieving brown it sure has quite a few thieving browns in it.
>>25350418>training legs means you will get heavy and slowA powerlifter might be slow but who said anything about becoming one of those? Even if all you care about is combat sports, being strong enough to ragdoll your opponent Hackenschmidt style is way better than deliberately undertraining out of a nebulous idea that having stronger legs will cut your performance or that stronger has to mean huge and heavy. I'd bet my bottom dollar all the top UFC guys train legs in some way even if they aren't physically huge.>inb4 powersharter>>>/fit/77335607 is me. I squat 3pl8 for reps.
>>25350431Tiny pecker detected.
>>25350433You're just trying to get anon to post his dick aren't you
>>25350443Nope. I can just tell.
>>25350431you’d lose your bottom dollar then. no obviously it’s impossible to avoid legs completely, and honestly if you’re not very tall it’s maybe worth training legs, but if you have the genetics the best shape for a man to be is a V (one artist said man is ▽ woman is △)
>>25350261>fellas, is it gay to fuck women?
listening to the bret easton ellis podcastit's good
>>25350450The V taper got huge in the silver era of bodybuilding, and all those guys trained legs. Picrel arguably had the greatest physique of all time and he deadlifted 4pl8 for reps (gripping the bar by the plates, no less). You really think he'd look better with chicken legs?I don't do UFC or anything just parking lot grappling and shit with the bros so I don't get avoiding calf growth specifically. Wouldn't you want a lot of power to come from the calves for all the footwork involved in striking? The dude in your pic is up on the balls of his feet and appears to have little heel padding so it seems like he uses his calves a lot.
See that’s the problem with you. You think ‘pleb’ is a biologic disposition. ‘Pleb’ is a state of mind and if you think it isn’t you’re being one now.
>>25350465>I don’t do UFCmma is the word. and bodybuilding physique only appeals to other men, not girls. but i’m not even saying you should train just to get girls; as far as functional strength goes, movement and speed is the name of the game, not mass. the dude in my pic is jon jones, known for his skinny legs, the power in his kicks came from thighs or mainly upper body (spinning). look at all the best fighters, they don’t look like your guy.
>>25350521>the dude in my pic is jon jonesbruh that's tyson fury lmao
>>25350431>is mei'm not anti-legs but i gotta tell ya man i have like the same physic i haven't lifted weights in years other than a 45lb kettlebell. i just roll bjj and do calisthenics. i'm sure ur strong than me i'm just saying that physique isn't exactly blowing my mind
>>25350521>Jon JonesLARPer.
>>25350541Yeah my point was that you don't have to be huge or heavy to have strong legs, vs. the idea that training legs = t rex mode. I weigh sub 150lbs most of the time.
>>25350556Women notice legs and will compliment you on them when you have them. Usually along the lines of pointing out other fit guys don't have nice legs.
>>25350523i attached the wrong img!>>25350541>bjjgay
>>25350556>sub 150lbswhat? how tall are you?
>>25350556i think using mma guys as examples of perfect legs isn't great because in mma u need to be able to slip your legs into tight spaces like getting knee shield, butterfly guard, etc. so there is "evolutionary pressure" if u will for smaller calves in mma. in boxing the examples posted is a guy who is like 7 feet tall. want to see some insane calves, look at pacquiao. moreover, dudes who live and die by kicks in thailand have mid to big calves.
>>25350559jon jones is 6'4 of course he's calves aren't going to look huge, his upper body doesn't look particularly big either. jon jones is a bjj purple belt, meanwhile u don't do any combat sports. you're probably fucking fat. gtf out of here.
>>25350558trvke
im getting extremly gay vibes in this thread...Can we make a new one and start over?
>>25350576i’m 6’3 & you have to know bjj to fight in ufc. it can win fights (esp if you’re smaller) but no one wants to see it and no one wants to be seen doing it.
>>25350581>you have to know bjj to fight in ufcyeah how did u like that white belt tier arm bar at the white house last week? lmao ufc used to have good grappling but now ur basically just watching second rate kickboxing event.
>I'm 6'3 and you need to know Blowjobjitzu to do UFCI fucking KNEW you losers were all FAGGOTS.
>>253505645'7"
>>25350590i'm only 6'1 and i have bad posture if it makes u feel any better (less gay?) lmao
>>25350588did you watch sean strickland beat khamzat? what did he say, ‘i know wrestling i just don’t want to do it’?
>>25350591fair enough - but that’s probably why you’re so into bodybuilding.
>>25350185People got smarter, grounded, and realistic.
The Imperial Japanese Army was something else entirely man. The more I think about Kamikazes and Bonzai charges the more alien they seem.
Oh I'm a nigger yes I am
>>25350603I don't see why any guy wouldn't be, if he wasn't focused on a particular sport. I'm not in it to impress chicks or whatever, I want health and mobility and to physically be the best I can be and (pre-steroids) bodybuilding philosophy aligns the closest with that. Even if my physique is objectively mid my whole life the benefits to bone density and joint health and so on are more than worth it. >>25350580No, act gay with the rest of us or find another thread
>>25350617yeah it’s 99% short guys who really get into it though isn’t it? god didn’t want us to be hench. you can do a hundred cycles of tren and still be small next to a gorilla (that eats a vegan diet & doesn’t lift).
me and my fucking gun !
I chickened out on asking that girl for her number, even though she made her interest in me incredibly overt. Guess it's going to be a sexless summer for me. I'm so pathetic. What's the point of my good looks if I don't take advantage of them? And soon they'll wither away into nothing and the weight of regret will become too much to bear so I'll blow my brains out.
