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It's time to take away women's right again
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gay thread
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>>25444562
I need some book recommendations like "The Mist" by Stephen King. I've already read that and "Phantoms" by Dean Koontz. Help?
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>>25444565
I dare you to tell that to your mother.
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>>25444627
T. E. D. Klein - The Ceremonies
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>>25444643
That looks really interesting, thank you.
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>>25444649
NTA, don't read it. It's too scary. Not worth it.
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Who would win in a fight, Johnny Got His Gun or Pincher Martin?
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a lot of the day to day is very boring but when you really think about it life is one hell of a ride.
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I can't stop thinking about the anon who said they went in for a testicular exam and when they got a boner, they tapped his tip with a cold spoon until it receded.
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>>25444708
hot
imagine if they started stroking it with a feather instead haha...
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>>25444708
Ive heard of this procedure before, some nurses really know their stuff
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>>25444708
ah the dickenschalensmackenflaccidverursacher, a necessary implement for any good doktor
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gonna watch a movie
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>>25444669
are you 12?
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>>25444708
Great now I won't be able to stop thinking about it, either.

>>25444720
I think you'll find that you mean the Geschwolleneschwanzwiederwegmacherklatschuntensil. Easy mistake.
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>>25444669
It's okay. I like scary. I'm writing scary stuff myself. I'm doing research.
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>>25444730
What would you do if I was?
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>>25444708
totally forgot I posted that, was a weird jumpscare for me reading this post.
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>>25444562
I look like this.
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>>25444741
what's it like living as a grotesque amalgamation of twenty freakshow freaks? Is it hard to find shoes?
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>>25444738
report your ass
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>>25444565
Qualia
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>>25444745
I wear size 10. The small feet and big feet average out.
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>>25444753
lmao
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Can’t tell if people like cuckoldry because they hate women and think they’re evil, and cuckoldry validates their feelings while humiliating simps. Or their cucks because they’re uber progressive and seeing women fuck other men gives them Reddit euphoria.
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Incels aren’t real.
It’s just their hobby.
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>>25444739
Instead of disappearing into the ether, your post made an indelible impact on a fellow anon.
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>>25444734
Well I've been using it on my glans just fine
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it's funny to see trump seething bernie style over oil companies "making too much money" due to the war he started and has no plan for getting out of lol
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>>25444720
Kek
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>>25444798
uh-oh
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thinking of watching how i met your mother (or at least having it on in the background). i already know i won’t laugh at a single joke but it might bring a warm feeling to my life that’s been missing since age 17.
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>NY police bigwig was getaway driver for goon son in gangland shooting: sources
...
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god and religion is the best thing we came up with when looking at the horribleness of life in the face. and it’s still not even close to enough. humans are clever, but not clever enough for the hand we’re dealt.
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Look man he drives a forklift well enough but with a head scar like that I'll always be worried he's gone Lenny on us
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>>25444818
Watch Community or Psych instead
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If you went outside and got some sun on your skin and some exercise your mood would improve significantly.
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>>25444845
i watched community (first 3 seasons at least, have a vague memory of 4 and 5 but it wasn’t the same). i actually used to sit on my bedroom floor watching that on my ipad while my parents were downstairs going through a divorce.
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>>25444866
>while my parents were downstairs going through a divorce
bummer. but community is funny as fuck. Maybe Brooklyn 99 instead.
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>>25444565
it was always time
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>>25444818
cbs sitcoms don't make you laugh they only make you hate normalfags
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>>25444858
I would but the pools closed today due to low air quality because of all the smoke because my entire state is currently in the process of burning to the ground.
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Happy
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I like to make drastic life decisions every couple years but now that I'm older I have other people to keep in mind.
So I have to wait a year and a half to do it. Gay. If I could do it now I would have. Feels like I'm in a waiting room till then. Very unnatural to me.
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this morning i got the idea that i wanted to clean my room. i took out all the rubbish and put it in the bin. and as i closed the bin lid i noticed i trapped a slug in it, i guess almost chopping it down the centre. it writhed and squirmed. and i asked chatgpt of slugs feel pain. GPT, sounding pleased with itself, said not exactly, but they show every sign of distress, which struck me as a fairly comprehensive way of not answering the question. and it occurred to me whatever we know about slugs, however extensive it may be, doesn’t come close to the truth. that was a soul. i asked should i put it out its misery quickly. it said maybe but just forget about it. i looked, and couldn’t. i knew i’d be seeing it later and i’ll keep an eye on it, it might recover… then i forgot. went about my day.
then i happened to be binning something and saw… a dried shrivel lying in the place where it was. a third of its original size. no longer being and now simply mineral, entirely still. gone, in other words, and gone some time. if such feelings are available to slugs it’d have died alone and confused, chewed off slowly by the parasites of the universe.
as me and everyone i ever care about inevitably will. and maybe the sooner the better.
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Being single and childless at 35 just to see that all my old friends that I grew up with who have been married/had kids are absurdly, viciously miserable with some of the most fucked up domestic living situations I've ever seen in my life and with kids that actively, willing insult them to their own faces on a daily basis just for shits and giggles is the most surreal shit. I feel like God is trying to tell me something.
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>>25444913
My dad used to sit on me, we should bring that back.
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>>25444913
In general people who are married/have children are more satisfied/happier with their lives than those who stay childless.
Your friends must have shit luck
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>In general people who are married/have children are more satisfied/happier with their lives
lol, lmao.
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>>25444924
>>25444930
>Incels start coping
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>>25444931
ah man you gotta hate it when some millennial deploys the lol, lmao on you in 2026AD
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>>25444924
I feel really bad for you if you actually, genuinely, sincerely still believe this.
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Complaining about dating in non-poetry form is not /lit/. Just write a fucking limmerick ffs it would be hilarious. Come on limmericks and haiku about how much you hate women chop chop LETS GO
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>>25444931
Prove me wrong if you can. I've seen plenty of studies showing the same thing.
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>>25444943
>studies
L M A O
M
A
O
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>>25444938
Why would you feel bad for me?
What about this is so pathetic that it warrants pity?
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>>25444949
Look in the mirror
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>>25444948
Oh sorry, I should have based it on twitter screencaps and 4chan greentext stories
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>>25444943
>b-b-but... science says-
Enjoy being stuck in Plato's Cave I guess.
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>>25444905
Jesus
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>>25444966
babby's first allegory
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>>25444971
Mate, you believe in polls. Seek help.
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is there a word for it when you hate someone specifically for their ethnoreligious background?
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>>25444983
Antisemite
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>>25444977
How else would you measure it?
What do you base your view on? The sad sacks in your life? Cause the people around me who are adrift and without meaning are those who are childless.

You also get very upset by an opposite opinion, leads me to believe you're personally very invested in this.
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>>25444985
yeah that's the one, thanks.
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>>25444989
You seem upset
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Seeking Polaris
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>>25444993
Holy shit you're actually visibly upset.
Tell me, how else would you measure it?
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>>25444997
People lie on polls all the time, dumbass. You're fucking stupid.
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>>25444913
A bloo bloo, detach yourself from these milestones. The American Dream treadmill of wife, kids, Levittown house has been dead since before your dad was born. It isn't coming for you, nor for any of us. From here on out it's Peter Thiel hellworld all the way. Get in your pod.
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couldn't be me
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My neighbors a Jew, she adopted a poor immigrant daughter and raised her as her own. I used to baby sit her with my mom.
Contrary to the right wing position that leftist academia Jews do not practice what they preach.
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>>25445000
I'm asking you what you base it on. Also polls have ways of filtering out as much as possible people who lie.
I'm not referencing an internet poll, retard
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>>25445004
That's sweet! I imagine something very kind
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>>25445002
I'm not complaining. I actually feel like I dodged the pussy slave bullet.
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>>25445006
Hey, ummm... when you get the chance.. you should ummm... kill yourself as quickly as possible.
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>>25445012
Imagine seething like this
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come on eileen
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>>25445020
>seething
Maybe I just don't care about this conversation at all and don't want to talk to (You)? Never crossed your mind, huh? You're having an "argument" I'm just responding until you get the hint and fuck off.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN0czUMRMU8

angel please DON’T goooo OHHH ooh ooohooohoooo I’ll MISS you WhEn you’re gooone

AngEL please don’t GOOO OHHH

Oohoo oohoo oohoo oohoo oohoo oohoo oohoo

I miss you when you’re gone
Angel please don’t go
Oohoo oohoo
I miss you when you’re gone
Angel please don’t go
Oohoo oohoo
I miss you when you’re gone
ANGel please don’t go
Oohoo oohoo
I miss you when you’re gone
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>>25444562
>suffering build character
The fag who said that deserve a bullet. Enduring hardship can indeed shape one's character and impart valuable lessons for 10 min, after that it devolves into relentless suffering devoid of meaning or sense
Consider the absurdity of suggesting that such pain serves a divine purpose.

It infuriates me when npc's invoke God in this context, claiming that your suffering is merely a test. What's the fucking test/lesson for a child who got cancer?
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>>25445030
You first
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K
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>>25445036
Sometimes it is not a test. Suffering when it comes to diseases is not somehow testing the child, although it could be to build character and appreciate life or whatever, but generally one does not get cancer randomly. It is not a secret that humanity's way of doing things has increased people's chances of getting cancer. In which case, it's humanity's fault, no?
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>>25445033
“They say” is the missing lyric.
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Free will, it doesn’t matter anyway.
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The entirety of women showing their interested in you supposedly revolves entirely around completely arbitrary and easy-to-miss shit like uhhh.... she "looked at you" a certain way or... "she flipped her hair around/played with it when she was talking to you" and it fucking pisses me off.

Yes, I am autistic. Yes, "subtle social cues" are BULLSHIT.
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lol
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nice jpeg bro
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Users on Reddit widely agree that the STAR method (Situation, Task, Action, Result) feels robotic, causes severe anxiety, and penalizes people with non-linear memory recall or poor on-the-spot storytelling skills.
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>>25445091
Why Reddit Hates STAR Questions

Unnatural and Rigid: Users on subreddits like r/interviews note that forcing human experiences into a strict acronym ruins conversational flow and feels like an artificial script.

Memory Blocks: People point out that recalling specific, high-stakes professional examples instantly under pressure is neurologically difficult, especially for neurodivergent candidates.

Rewarding Liars: A common sentiment on r/jobs is that the format favors smooth talkers and fabricators over genuinely competent, honest workers.

Rubric Obsession: Interviewers often stare at checksheets instead of listening, leading to dead air and awkward pauses.
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what's your favorite film by Billy Wilder, guys?
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>>25445096
Never heard of him.
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Why do you idiots know intimately what redditors say, think, do and what they talk about? Hmmmm?

Go back.
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there is a light that never goes out
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How Reddit Suggests Surviving Them

Build a Story Vault: Prepare 3 to 5 flexible stories ahead of time that can be tweaked to fit multiple behavior prompts (like teamwork, conflict, or failure).

Write Notes Down: It is acceptable to jot down bullet points on paper beforehand and glance at them to anchor your memory during phone or video calls.

Focus on the "R": Users stress that the Result (R) and Action (A) matter most; even if you estimate numbers or impact, always close the loop.
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>>25445096
I have only seen Sunset Boulevard.
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Add false vacuum decay to your vocabulary.
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>>25445107
false vacuum decay
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How old were you when you finally realized that the "love" between a man and a woman was extremely fake, artificial and primarily resource-driven?

After years of dealing with them I'm actually, sincerely, genuinely convinced women are actually incapable of actually loving a man in any deep, real, spiritually profound sense.
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with my remote job, i am in essence being paid to masturbate
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>>25445112
Good. Use this in the future, when necessary. It's a very powerful weapon.
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And if you'd be so kind might I suggest 'massive terror array'?
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>>25445113
They do love attention tho, I learned that the easy way, the hard way, and the steezy way.
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>>25445113
Sucks don't it? Especially after all the "true love" propaganda we were steeped in in our formative years. Feels like we were actively being joked on.
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I’m going to the store later to false vacuum delay milk and bread.
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I want to be with you again so fucking badly.
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I don't want to be a provider because nothing I ever provide is either enough nor good enough and I get literally absolutely fucking nothing in return.
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I find it hard, it’s hard to find, oh well whatever, nevermind.

Still the best lyric ever.
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>>25445134
Then reach out.
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>>25445140
I don't know your phone number.
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Disclaimer - This text was written by no one. No statement was made here. This work has no author and no authority. There is no subtext, there is no context, this is an empty page.
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>>25445151
Oh well, too bad. Sorry dude, I'm not gay.
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To me capeshit and shounen is nerdy.
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>>25445166
Nooooooo..... no shit? REALLY?
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To me masterbation is a broad concept.
I can masterbate to misery porn. I can masterbate to feeling intellectually superior to people. I can masterbate to video games. I can masterbate stock portfolios. I can masterbate my ego. I can masterbate my actual penis. You can even masterbate to inane power fantasies.

life is really just one big goon sesh.
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>>25445175
You don't even know how to spell masturbation
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>>25445179
kek
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Stuck yearning for love in a universe where no one really loves anyone is an interesting kind of hell.
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O adolescent Jewess of my youth
Your mother Christian, you not born in your tribe, your silver shined through
I could see the truth in your brow hair and in imagination of your breast, pale skin in the backyard noon with that awful younger brother of yours, he rat and allergy case
And you, you, who unprovoked offered massage 'any part of my body', act in concert with that diminutive shit to tell on my proper reciprocation?
You little rat
Trust a woman again, will I?
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>>25445190
The truth is actually more embarrassing.
I'm not gonna write cringe shit while some tatefag watches me.
I have to keep izzat levels up, sorry.
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Drooling retard of my youth
Ha ha ha, oh man
You loved Paper Mario, 'Paper Mario!' you would say and we would laugh when you said it.
Fucking Pediasure ass kid
Your bones are probably like, deteriorated all the way now
lmao, dead retard
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Imagine not being able to enjoy Mario of all things.
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>>25445216
I had fun the whole time buddy
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>>25445113
narcissistic maniacs tend to date narcissistic maniacs, don't generalise from your own experience
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>>25444562
>extreme bottom right
>are those...... triplet sisters who play saxophones? HOOOOOOLY FUCK THAT'S FREAKY
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Look look let's not stress about all the details and just accept no relationship is real and everyone is lying to us! See now isn't that easier?
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Hey are there marks on X, the Everything App? Like, are there a bunch of rubes on there who will just like shit because they're sitting there scrolling? On X, the Everything App?
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You have a problem with me thinking that things for children are gay?
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how? Everybody's jokin' now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow
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>>25445241
nigger spaghetti
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Why the hell did you move back to town after like, eighteen years? You clearly spent so much time in Western Oregon that it turned you into an uber frigid hardcore leftist bitch. You wrote "I love you" in a school yearbook and then disappeared from my life that same summer for almost two decades and then you come back here with a cuck husband and a kid and some clearly fucking strange chip on your shoulder that I didn't, what? Chase you across the entire pacific northwest? You eventually had your daughter with a guy you flat out told me "was the love of your life" that apparently got killed being a dumbass and that's my fault because....?

Yeah, I'm going to make it my business to avoid your ass from here on out until you inevitably leave again.

You abandoned me and act like I was the one who did it to YOU.

FUCK I hate women. I'm not raising another (dead) idiots kid.
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How do you cope with the fact that you've already read AI text that you haven't recognized
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Years ago, I was Chinese.
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>>25445249
I pretty vividly recognized three AI posts here but that's very funny
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>>25445140
I can’t.
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>>25445151
Stop fucking pretending to be me when people reply to my posts?? I do know the phone number of the person I’m talking about??
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>>25445255
Then get over it.
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is it gay if i love my dad?
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>>25445257
Mind your own business. I never asked for your useless advice.
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>>25445246
Lmao, she dodged the world’s biggest bullet. Imagine pushing forty and still spending your time on 4chan seething about how much you hate your high school gf.
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>call slumlord about problem
>slumlord says "gee i'll send someone out to look at that right away"
>nobody ever shows up
i guess i don't really have a problem
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>>25445261
I just want you to get over it and move on with your life anon. I went through something similar recently and I wasted 3-4 years of my life on it. You can be happy again. But you need to close the door, stop looking back hoping they'll return (they won't) lock that fucker behind you and move on.

I've watched you torture yourself this way in these threads for MONTHS. When will it have been enough?
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>>25445265
Here's your (You) :^)
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>>25445256
I thought I was being funny.
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Comms check?
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What the fuck was that? Did you guys hear something!?
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>>25445285
Comfy thunder roaring in the distance
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if you get to 70 be my personal tank whore and i'll forgive you.
(please be female)
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>>25445285
i've gotten so used to assuming various sounds are harbingers of immediate death that i don't register them anymore
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Oregon is currently burning to the fucking ground all around me. I knew we were in fucking trouble when last winter it was like, 65 degrees out all of November and December and we had zero snowfall in the mountains.
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>>25445269
I don’t care what you want??? You don’t know anything about me and my life is none of your concern. You aren’t qualified to give me advice about anything??? Leave me alone and mind your own business.

>>25445274
You aren’t funny. Fuck off.
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>>25445304
You should've listened to Smokey.
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>>25445311
>You aren’t funny. Fuck off.
My parents said otherwise.
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>>25445311
Then quit posting about it here, you dumb bipolar bitch. Need a cock in your hands and mouth to stop you from posting stupid shit.
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>>25445315
What the fuck is wrong with you??? You’re so fucking disgusting, why would I ever take advice from someone who would immediately pivot from pretending to care to making vile sexualized misogynistic comments about me??? All you do is show your true colours
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>>25445321
The bit is getting old buddy.
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>>25445326
Can you fucking leave me alone? Like why would I be doing some stupid bit when there are a million other things I could be doing that are more fun and more productive unless I actually needed to be here???? God I fucking hate you
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>>25445327
Because you're a fucking loser?
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>>25445327
>EWWWWWW-UHHHHHHH, OMG!!!!
You will never be a woman.
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>>25445329
JFC I’m not enough of a loser that I would make up some bullshit fake scenario and post about it here for the sake of entertaining the (in 95% of cases) maladjusted disgusting deviants who frequent this thread, like wtf???? I would rather do literally anything else, the only reason I ever even come to this fucking shithole at all is that I miss him??? But you are so incapable of having sincere feelings for others that you can’t comprehend that not everyone is cynical and hateful like you??? Fucking leave me alone, YOU are the loser
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I will always be a woman
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>>25445340
Grrl power.
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Was thinking of performing some Sabatourism
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If anyone but me writes cringe fan fiction i will have a year long meltdown
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do something useful and hit 70 please
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>>25445359
What the fuck do you mean by hit 70?
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>>25445338
Kek, nice bait.
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>>25445377
Stop.
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Toy Story 5 was aggressively awful. It's really quite a feat.
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>>25445382
Make me, boipucci.
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My vegetable garden is really starting to pop
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>>25445258
No. You’re supposed to love your dad
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Unfortunately, I'm biologically feline.
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>>25445433
Have you considered suicide?
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How does Hamlet feel when he sees the ghost?
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Used to be actively butthurt and depressed about being alone, now I embrace solitude.

Hell is other people.
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>>25445458
>Please don't interrupt me while i soliloquize

Sartre seems like he was a strange and unpleasant man
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>>25445479
saw crabs everywhere tho
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>>25445479
Never said he wasn't. Never even read any of his stuff. He was right about hell being other people though.
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>>25445489
I think if i ever met him id probably feel the same way.
>>25445481
He hallucinated crabs allover?
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thowe
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Greatest opportunity I will ever have for passive income slipped through my fingers and now I have to waggie for the rest of my life.
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>>25445494
>He hallucinated crabs allover?
yeah
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>>25444562
In a time of mass digital devices, knowing how to calculate the root of any given number in your head with fractional precision feels almost shizophrenic.
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Niggas Be Iffy & That Shi Too Risky I’m Turnt In My City Gs Get Wit Me
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>>25445502
I'm so fucking bad at math, I think I have dyscalculia.
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Greatest opportunity I will ever have for passive income slipped through my fingers and now I have to waggie for the rest of my life.

I’m saying it AGAIN because a lot of people don’t know how awful of a feeling that is. IT WAS RIGHT THERE! NOW IT’S GONE!
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>>25445501
Weird. I am going to mention this every time Sartre comes up from now on. And no, i will not ask for source or even check if it is true
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>>25445515
as it should be
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>>25445511
Oh, I can guess. Mein Beileid.
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>>25445509
I thought I had that too. Started picking up math books from the shady seller at the street corner a few years ago and here I am today, calculating fractional numbers with ease and precision.
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>>25444562
I'm going to pee and think about reading books but then come back to my room and lay down for a nap.
If you are reading this, wish me a nice pee.
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>>25445511
Best thing that could ever happen to you. Being treated like a gentleman is the worst curse that can happen to a man. You would have become a slave to prejudice, rich people and vice.
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>>25445525
Yeah, that's not gonna work for me. I was having such a hard time working with parables that I got an afterschool tutor, and I still don't know how to fucking do it. I can calculate simple percentages, I can do geometry, and I can do addition and subtraction. And that's it. As soon as letters are involved, I'm completely fucked. On my very last math test, I got 0 points. I only passed because my grades were good enough in my other categories.
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>>25445531
Can you take a pic of your toilet before you flush? Please.
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>>25445538
Well that's an issue of motivation. I started doing maths purely out of self-ambition. Made me feel like I was an Isaac Newton of some sort. I have thoughts of pursuing it as a profession once I reached a certain level.
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I live in Germany. I got some Jalapeno pretzel pieces from the US because they were next to the register and they're so salty, I literally cannot eat them. What the fuck.
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>>25445556
>Europoid is a pussy
Many such cases.
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>>25445569
What do you consider your greatest culinary feat of imbibing? Ever tried rotten shark?
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>>25445542
Is it safe to post erotic images here if they are artistic? I think id better not.....
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Nigga said I lose control ya betta stop playing w/ Niggas emotions that shit got me so WEAK
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All these bitches on a nigga dick All these niggas they speaking on me. Back then the hoes didn't They try to find me so I keep the forty.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hWq1fPmsLU
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What does it mean when people say someone ´has character´? Does it mean grit? They get things done? True to their word?
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>>25445654
Player character
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>>25445663
What does that mean? Is this a trick?
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Read for two hours at the library :) Oh that Pynchon, what an imagination.

Anyway, as I've noted before, while reading at the library, I love to people-watch. One notable person was this trap meandering around the fiction section I was sitting in -- I say trap instead of trans because she was decently passing; not well enough for me to be attracted but well enough to where my eye was continually drawn to her skirt -- and after a while, she finally sat down at the table in front of me with some manga and one thick novel I wasn't able to catch the title of, providing me the opportunity to see her bare inner thigh, which was covered in myriad scars of self-harm cuts. Sad. Hope they'll old and she's doing better.
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>>25445670
A player character is a fictional person or avatar in a game whose moves and choices are controlled by a human player, unlike non-player characters (NPCs) managed by the game or a moderator.
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>>25445663
My issue is the line 'The fact that you ARE a character does not mean that you HAVE character´

>>25445673
In English?
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Won 3 chess matches.
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>>25445654
'has character' usually means principled, moral, honorable.
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>>25445674
So, I'm a human, but I don't have human?
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I miss lying in bed and solving cryptograms with you.
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>>25445654
theres a couple meanings
like solid, dependable, strong ethics
or interesting personality, entertaining, peculiar, "quite the character"
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i'm playing overwatch until i get the "tourist" title from this season then i am uninstalling, gotta get back to productive shit. wish i could have ground for the "overcaffeinated" title but there's only one week left and i started late, reminds me of napolean saying men will risk their lives for ribbons, ppl will waste their time for titles in games they're gonna uninstall
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>>25445678
Ah, makes sense. Thank you.
>>25445681
see
>>25445678
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>>25445690
>quite the character

Yeah, thats the ´ARE a character' part
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Anyone here have any experience with guns and shooting? I need to understand something. I don't quite get the whole standoff thing. You see someone you wanna shoot, you draw your gun, but they also draw their gun at the same time, so now you're in a stalemate, so instead you guys walk away and fight another day. Why can't you just shoot? I suppose the idea is when you shoot someone, it's not like they immediately die, so they have time to shoot you back, but then shoot them in the head or shoulder/hand to mess up their aim and then you win.

Or is this merely a creation of TV shows and movies and I shouldn't question it?
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ya'll are a bunch of characters, i swear
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>>25445690
I am probably a bit of both then depending on what others think of me. To my gf i might seem to have character but to my acquaintances i might seem to be a character.

Interesting
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>>25445729
>>>/b/952259390
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How come people always talk about the 120,000 or so Japanese Americans that the US government put in internment camps during WWII and then were virtually all released unharmed at wars end, but they never talk about the more than 130,000 British, English, and other allied citizens that were living in east Asia during WWII that the Japanese sent to internment camps that virtually none survived?
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>>25445746
they talk about that all the time dude lol u know what "they" NEVER talk about though? all the prisoner of war ships the british had off nyc during the revolutionary war were thousands of people died of disease and malnutrition during the war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_Ship_Martyrs'_Monument
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My wife likes 200 Stab Wounds? Hell yeah.

>>25445746
I'm pretty sure everyone's seen The Men Behind The Sun by now.
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I was going to ask for (genuine) aid, in a complicated post about trying to have a stealth dump at 2:40 am. But now things are slowly going through.
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>>25445746
>then were virtually all released unharmed at wars end, but they never talk about the more than 130,000 British, English, and other allied citizens that were living in east Asia during WWII that the Japanese sent to internment camps that virtually none survived?
I actually had no clue about that.
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>>25445763
I find it helps to think of things i was trying to remember. Like trying to solve a puzzle...
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>>25445765
Oh, neat. Fun fact, dont look up the camps in Japan and what they were used for, which is not only 100% real, but dramatically advanced huma. acientific research.
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>>25445772
I know about that but I thought all the atrocities were committed against Chinese people.
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>>25445773
Nah, also various euros and slavs. I personally like the vacuum chamber.
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>>25445758
>200 Stab Wounds

Cool, they sound like Severed Crotch
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>>25445773
They would send downed American pilots to Japanese surgical colleges and dissect them alive
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>>25445769
I'll try to have your advice, but if it doesn't work I'll just try to sleep.
Have to take my grandma to the firefighters nearby by 6am for up to go to hospital tests. So tired...
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>>25445780
One of my favorites, and they do collabs with tons of bands while touring all the time basically everywhere. Shame their merch sucks.

She also liked Infectious Jelqing for reasons I cant possibly imagine, but simultaneously appreciate.
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>>25445782
For sleep, i like to just close my eyes (rest them) -keep still and breathe nasally -like im softly preparing to hock a loogie. Just make sure to set your alarms
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>>25445785
Metal is the bees knees
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>>25445781
>>25445776
Damn. That said, there is a difference between doing something to enemy combatants (even if POWs and a war crime) versus your own citizens. And I guess the idea is that the same US Government still exists, whereas Imperial Japan does not. That's just my cursory take. The American project is all about self-reflection and doing better, hence all the focus on mistakes, iniquities, and illegal acts.
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>>25445785
>Infectious Jelqing
Wut. Do I like this? Why is this good?
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>>25445786
Still constipated, so I'll go and try your post .
Thanks
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>>25445795
Godspeed
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that feel when the woman i love hasnt thought of me in years and she is married with children


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Mse62NFl4
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>>25445798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ2ioqPf7w0

Min 30:52
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>>25445798
ok
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>>25445763
Take a pic of the toilet when you take a dump.
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>>25445798
I was doing time in the universal mind
I was feeling fine

I was turning keys, I was setting people free
I was doing all right

Then you came along
With a suitcase and a song

Turned my head around

Now, I'm so alone
Just looking for a home

In every face I see

I'm the freedom man
That's how lucky I am
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>poetry demands imagination
>Imagination demands a dream
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>>25445852
>poetry demands imagination
nope, just the ability to rhyme really...
>Imagination demands a dream
Uhh... No? There's a reason why the "listless and directionless creative who hates everything he creates because he didn't have a hard life and it gives him angst" is a male character arch for a reason
>>25445798
>Do not lament the experiences you missed, but rejoice in the fortune that you have yet have had the task to experience them.
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>>25445876
youre drun k
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>>25445876
>nope, just the ability to rhyme really...

Lets have some of your poetry then
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>>25445884
How'd you know?
>>25445885
Today I write for you
Even though you might be a Jew
With hands cupped, and nose bent
Thinking you are "Heaven sent"

You gaze upon my goyish writings
Hoping to extract literary tithings
But in the end I am just as poor
As the land that you adore.
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It's only August 4th and I JUST heard a fucking Halloween ad come over the smart tv. What the FUCK is wrong with these people?
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>>25445890
nta but this is kinda mogs the pretentious shit in the poem writing general.
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>>25444562
holy shit is that SOPHIE in the top left?
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>>25445890
>How'd you know?

I am the private eye

>>25445890
So, like a bard
It isnt that hard
To imagine a flower
Flying over a tower
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>>25445894
>Any question ending in a question mark can be accurately answered with the word "Jews"
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I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ´S´
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What else do you want me to sacrifice for you lord? I've given up all my comfort, all my joy, traded it in for suffering, and you still require MORE? What else? What else do you need from me?
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>>25445937
SEX!
No... Wait...
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>>25445938
If you're approaching this from a Christian perspective (which I assume you are) you need to be happy in your service to the Lord and to others. That's your problem. If you're coming at it from a Far Eastern angle, you actually haven't got rid of your addictions yet, you're currently in spiritual detox.
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>>25445938
>Complains that God took away all his comfort
>Meanwhile in 40K, you had adherents living such shitty lives they are asking The Emperor why they still live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z65rDDrXfjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE
See it as penance for your earlier misdeeds.
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>>25445937
skeleton
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>>25445939
>>25445949
Admirable suggestions, but no. The word i was looking for is ´Screen´

I Spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ´M´
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>>25445951
micropixel
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>>25445952
No. Let us wait for another suggestion...
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>>25445938
Job said ´Shall we receive good from God, and shall we not receive evil?´
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Hello again, just woke up. Have a fucking headache.

>>25445813
Sorry but can't do it for a couple of reasons.
1.didn',t flush the toilet to not nake noise, and scat is not allowed herer.
2.my grandma is currently using it
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>>25445965
At the next opportune moment then, good sire
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>>25445951
Masturbate!
Wait... N.... Well actually yes...
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>>25445979
Alas! No.

The word i was loking for was ´Mouse´

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ´P´
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>>25445982
picture
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>>25444893
Are you in Montana? Was just there to visit the park, and it was probably the worst time I could of ever gone
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>>25445986
Close, it is an image. Let us wait for another suggestion
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>>25445982
Penis!
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>>25445992
power
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>>25445994
No one man?
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>>25445990
Sounds like an adventure!

>>25445993
No. The word i was looking for is ´Polar bear´

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ´C´
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>>25445998
corsair power supply
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>>25445998
Cum!
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>>25446009
>>25446015
Alas! the word i was looking for was ´Cigarette´

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ´K´
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>>25446019
KY Gel!
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>>25444562
If you die on the internet, you don't die in real life. You just end up working for the government.
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>>25446019
kloc
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>>25446019
keyboard
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>>25445990
Oregon
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>>25446034
You've got it!

The idea of pic rel is your prize.

Your turn.
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>>25446021
>>25446031
No dice
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one attoparsec per microfortnight is approximately equal to one inch per second
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>>25446061
*ideal
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>>25446065
We´ll see what father time has to say about that.

Personally, i measure time in sips
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>>25445941
But I'm not happy. I don't feel the joy that comes from serving. I don't feel the peace of Christ. I'm missing the circuitry that enables that. I just want the one thing that can turn me into a real boy and they won't grant it to me without MORE SACRIFICE. I've already cut myself down to the bone for this. No meat. No fish. No eggs. No dairy. No chocolate. No coffee. No fake meat. No nutritional yeast. No porn. No cursing. No drinking. No smoking. I try to run every day even though it's literally my least favorite activity in the entire universe. I won't sacrfice my friends, family, or future. I don't have anything left to give up.
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>>25446070
Just say thanks
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I could choose to communicate with you.
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>>25446086
If you do that, you should be aware of the price you’ll pay: You’ll have exposed your existence to me.
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>>25446079
I do. Constantly. I wake up in the morning with thanks and praise on my lips. I start as many activities as I can with thanks and praise. I pray every night and begin, every single time, with thanks and praise.
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>>25446093
Good. Keep at it.
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>>25446086
Why don’t you?
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>>25446086
What would you say?
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jesus christ
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>>25446119
It is a siege! We must hide
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>>25446104
I love you.
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>>25446125
Thank you
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>>25446132
*love you right back
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GOOD MORNING NEW YORK
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>>25446151
It's 3PM in New York University Shanghai.
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turn into a memory
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>>25446119
Which is why I just camp this thread these days.

>>25446122
lol
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>>25446019
ketamine
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Emptiness is loneliness
And loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness
And God is empty just like me
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>>25446196
they say hell is empty.
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>>25446196
our souls stand in relation to god as the coloured rays of the spectrum stand in relation to a beam of white light shot through a prism. the more you know of other souls the more you know of god.
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Not looking forward to leaving the house tomorrow since it'll be close to 100F :(
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>>25446245
You know what they say - only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun
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Jennifer Lawrence is so sexy.
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>>25446247
Do they say that?
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>>25446257
she was pretty good in Joy
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>>25446260
Yeah. It’s a saying.
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>>25446257
jenny from the block
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why is Faulkner so good, bros?
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>>25446280
on that note


new thread
>>25446279



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