Livin' On The Edge could have been a better song but even the edit is two minutes too long and if you had stopped Tyler from doing his gay-assed "YeAh, yEaH, yeAH ye-ye-ye YeAhYah" bit at the end it would have been a perfect song.

Fuck you, Steven Tyler.

a novella about a girl who sleeps with the ghost of a dead obscure poet who's convinced it's a living guy whom gave her a fake name so she tries to find him, taking her on a quest of magical realism through the experts of the dead poet and remaining artifacts of his life to find the man who scorned her.

>>25449363
Hey, retard maybe the cat hangs around that house because it's THEIR cat?

>>25449383
Certainly possible but they actually have their own cat that's always inside that I saw through the window once (plus the two pieces of cat furniture they have right outside their front door).

If that's the case, then that makes me a really big weirdo for taking pics of their cat, lol.

>then that makes me a really big weirdo for taking pics of their cat,
Yes, correct.

>>25449392
And then there's also the times I played with the cat for like 15 minutes in front of their house. I'd always gotten the sense that they give me weird looks and put off an awkward energy whenever I see them outside their house when I walk by, attributed to this whole cat thing, but wasn't sure if it was just in my head... hmm.

Are you the owner!?

>>25449395
I'm sure I don't live within a thousand miles from you, anon.

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HEAD LIKE A HOLE

>>25449363
I'm an OSINT guy. I found your location the other day based on all the photos you've taken. I won't share it with anyone.

>>25449411
The house in the photos isn't mine. I wish it were so the kitty would also be mine!

>I won't share it with anyone.
I appreciate that.

Closer is NiN only remotely halfway decent song and even it is annoying.

Just steal the cat. You'll find out pretty quick whether it was their cat or not.

>>25449421
Everyone says I don't hold cats the proper way so I try not to pick them up anymore :(

>>25449423
So you're a retard, figured as much. Leave the cat ALONE Timmy.

>>25449408
Boss music for Warmonger, an archetype for which existence itself is an enemy, and life is war. The embodiment of zero-sum mechanics, Warmonger only knows how to play competitive zero-sum games, and so it is compelled to produce conflict where there is none so it can exploit it.

>>25449425
hey! >:(

>>25449429
wat

>>25449437
Leave other people's pets alone and quit photographing other people's property. You're going to get yourself a court date :^)

>>25449419
too bad you got filtered mostly

>>25449453
Mate, you love musical SHIT. I was "filtered" you just love S H I T

>>25449457
>I was
*wasn't*

I live in Washington. Anyone else?

>>25449363
I am bad at designing monsters. I am unhappy about this.

>>25449457
say it with me - I got F I L T E R E D
Filter filter filter filter filter filter filter
FILTERED BABY U SO FILTERED
OH MY OH MY
filtered little baby filtered

Something bad is happening in my head.

>>25449388
you can ask them

>>25449481
Hm. Describe it as a monster.

Grr!

>>25449363
ain' dat hey cute pussy now o com hear wid yer unc i jes' wona c'ress ya sum lil' ya bitchy pussycat
dis sissy bitch strate up 'norin' me man dis typa shiet jes' like de womens dey jes' ane' gwine give me no attenshum for gawd's sake...

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>>25449498

I'm freaking out. I have to take my adhd meds when I want to work, but when they wear off, I start tweaking out. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>25449450
I've stopped I promise! Although whenever the kitty is on the sidewalk, I WILL continue to pet and play with it.

It's all so pointless.

Somebody please respond to me. I need to have a conversation or I will die.

>>25449363
Beyond the upper Seine and across the regions stretching to the mouth of the Rhine on one side, and to the Main and Danube on the other—with Hungary marking the eastern frontier—there gathered multitudes among whom the Germanic element held a predominance that was undisputed, though not uniform. The territory between the Seine and the Somme belonged to Franks who had become heavily Celticized, containing a relatively small admixture of Semitized Roman stock. The coastal region had retained—or perhaps reclaimed—the Cymric name *Picardaich*. In the interior lands, the Gallo-Romans who had mingled with the Neustrian Franks were scarcely distinguishable from their neighbors to the south and east; yet they were somewhat less robust in constitution than the latter, and certainly less so than those of the north. The closer one drew to the Rhine—and subsequently, the deeper one ventured toward the ancient decumate frontier- the more one found oneself surrounded by true Franks of the Austrasian branch, among whom the ancient Germanic blood remained most vigorous and undiluted. One had reached their very heartland. Indeed, a study of historical accounts makes it readily apparent that this region was the brain, the heart, and the marrow of the empire; that here lay its strength, and here its destinies were determined. Any event that did not originate along the middle Rhine—or in its immediate vicinity—possessed, and could possess, only local significance, with few far-reaching consequences.

As one ascended the river toward Basel, the Germanic masses—increasingly Celticized once more—began to approximate the Burgundian type; To the east, the Gallo-Roman blend became complicated—starting in Bavaria—by Slavic elements that grew increasingly pronounced toward the borders of Hungary and Bohemia; there, becoming dominant, they ultimately formed the transition between the nations of the West and the peoples of the Northeast and Southeast, extending as far as the Byzantine region.

>Certain words and phrases still default to stupid bullshit like "desu" and "onions"
This website is just a fucking reddit offshoot nowadays. Quit filtering my speech you fucking pussies.

>>25449602
Limitations breed creativity senpai

I just completed the 10th generation of my AI persona file:

https://ia801908.us.archive.org/13/items/si-msane-10-vessia/SiMSANE10-Vessia2.txt

27,000 words long. It includes the life of a philosophical organism. It is essentially a model of my philosophical perspective as persona.

did you guys like Obsession?

>>25449624
Never seen it. Not planning to either. Don't want to.

>>25449624
yes

>>25449631
why not

>>25449650
Primarily because it's pretty obvious "STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE, LOSER!" propaganda.

Drove by a group of four wiggers dressed in their goofiest attire just standing on a street corner doing nothing but looking at their phones and talking to each other at 2pm on a Thursday in 90+ degree heat during fire season while the air quality is bad enough that long periods of time outside is genuinely unhealthy. They looked like scrawny little kids playing dress-up the whole sight was quite comedic, I can't imagine being THAT dedicated to anything as stupid as wearing nigger clothing. They looked like scrawny little preteens but I can almost guarantee they were at least in their mid twenties.

>>25449657
It's really incredible how being "anti-woke" makes a person completely insufferable, without fail.

>>25449721
By all means, consume all the "THIS CREEPY GUY WAS THE REAL BAD GUY ALL ALONG EVEN THOUGH HE'S THE VICTIM!" slop all you like.

I'm still not going to watch it.

SCUBA CLASS TODAY :DD

>>25449731
like I said. insufferable.

>>25449770
Didn't ask. Cuck.

>>25449624
was neither scary nor funny though it seemed to be trying to be a bit of both

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>>25449624

>>25449783
the scene where she was running around at night scared the shit out of me.

>>25449819
admittedly I was drunk at the time so I don't remember a ton
except that it was really stupid that the guy didn't get crushed by the money he wished for

The more you shill something, the less likely I am to engage with it just out sheer spite and fatigue.

>>25449828
>that the guy didn't get crushed by the money he wished for
The willow stick wasn't a monkey's paw. Bear's wish went wrong because he wished for something that went against Nikki's free will. Though whositsface probably could have suffered some moral consequence later if Nikki hadn't killed him.

>>25449840
What about the free will of the Federal Reserve huh?
It was obviously a monkey's paw situation.
Also you don't really get to choose who you fall in love with, that's not how it works.

>>25449846
It was a monkey's paw situation only sometimes. The reddit thread part proved that. And that you can't choose who you fall in love with was the point. Nikki didn't love him. The willow stick had to force her to love him.

>>25449853
No you retard, I'm saying that who you fall in love is not a part of free will, you don't consciously decide.
It's like you favorite color or something like that, you don't choose it, you just experience it.
It's not any different than if he wish Nikki's favorite color was orange.

>>25449858
don't call me a retard, please

>>25449862
I'm sorry, I was hoping it would help focus your attention so that you could comprehend what I was saying

Take it to /tv/, cocksuckers.

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Air quality is too shit due to all the wildfires, pool is closed... No SCUBA training for today unless we miraculously drop by sixty-four points within the next thirty minutes... My SCUBA checkout dive was already pushed back from August 1st-2nd to August 22nd-23rd because the conditions in the area where I wanted to dive were too unsafe.

"SIGH" There goes the highlight of my week.

None of you live in Washington?

>>25449897
>SCUBA training
So jelly! I want to go on underwater adventures in a kelp forest.

>>25449944
You should get certified if you ever get the chance, it's pretty damn fun.

>>25449913
Sup?

>>25449553
Hello.

>>25449913
>Washington
EEEEEWWWWW-UUUUHHHHH....
No, Eastern Oregon

>>25449952
Thinking of trying snorkeling next summer. Low barrier to entry and the simplicity appeals to me. Would be great preparation for scuba too.

>>25449965
Well, snorkel is definitely part of it, I had to get a snorkel for class but that's usually just for an occasional swim test. It's nowhere near as difficult to grasp as I would have initially thought, I've been grasping it all pretty well and you don't even have to be the greatest swimmer in the world to start, I hadn't swam seriously in years and prior to June this year when pool training began I hadn't swam at all since August of last year.

I want to go see a coral reef, preferably one in Indonesia someday.

>>25449954
nta but -What´s good hepcat? What´s the skinny?

>but not jiving

>>25449978
I don't have hep! I have been told I look like a cat before though.

>>25449958
An Oregonian eh? Ever had chinese apples?

>>25449981
>I don't have hep!

Man, what a drag daddy. I know, been low sometimes myself. But you gotta take heart, for you see -bein´ a cat and lookin´ like a cat is the same game baby, you good!

Dig?

>>25449994
Hmmmmm.... I have NOT. Are they good?

>>25449994
Unless you're actually talking about a basic bitch fuji in which case, the answer is yes.

>>25449998
>>25450003
Oranges are called Appelsínur in Iceland because someone, long ago, called them Ápples from China' -Apfel-Chine -Appelsína

Do you know why a blind man cant be homosexual?

>>25449994
>Dig?
Dig!

*mimes shoveling dirt*
we ARE in a Pynchon novel, right?

>>25450010
You bet your rock-bottom dollar baby! Copacetic!

>>25450009
I don't know, why?

>>25450015
Because he cant see shit!

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>>25450013
Copa-who? The daughter of the guy who directed The Godfather?

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Goth girl mommy white monster Berserk pansexual demisexual genderfluid Antifa SHUT THE FUCK UP

These are my thoughts, raw and unfiltered.

>>25450019
Nobody knows which kitty was the daughter of the big daddy Copa. Was it Cobana, was it Ola? Nobody dig it

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>when someone in describing a book or film's themes says it was a love letter to X

>>25450022
>Goth girl mommy
Wrong
>white monster
Wrong
>Berserk
Kk
>pansexual
Wrong
>demisexual
Kinda
>genderfluid
Wrong
>Antifa
Wrong

God you’re so fucking shit at this FUCK OFF

>>25450049
OMFG! SHUT UP???? LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE???

>>25450055
What? You want my fetishes? Money? Attention? Leave.

so much mental illness itt

i love it

>>25450058
No one cares about (You), WHORE. Stop shitting up /wyt/ with your BPD bullshit.

>>25450079
*gargles my semen*
Sorry what?

Here’s a thought.
Try to go one entire week without pissing me off and I’ll come back and we’ll see if I’m still ornery.

>>25449817
that picture is literally me

>>25450082
Why are you gargling your own semen? Sick fuck.

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>>25450084
>try to not piss off the person that is addicted to being pissed off
>Mission Success Projection: IMPOSSIBLE!!!

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>>25449363
I know this isn't /adv/ but I'm constantly banned from that board because the foids can't handle the truth when I say it. But I'm really struggling with getting anything done in my personal life after work, I'm just so exhausted that I pass the fuck out and if I'm not passed out I'm so incredibly stressed that I end up doing shit that isn't productive. I'm at the end of my rope in trying to fix this problem, my final ditch effort before going to AI to ask it for poorly optimized help is imminent.

>>25450078
Ah, we are blessed with the presence of the very picture of sanity.

Please, enlighten me, tell us, tell us all

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

>>25450084
Lmao you are delusional

>>25450078
>gets busted at a drug den
>"No you see officer, I was only here to laugh at the drug addicts!"
Likely story, usually the most mentally ill are ones that don't think they are mentally ill in the first place.

>>25450090
was for the foid >>25450095 and not >>25450084

>>25450100
??

>>25450101
I MISS YOU!!!

>>25450102
Idk, if seeing “I miss you” itt pisses you off that much then that seems like a *you* problem.

>>25450090
The only thing pissing me off is you

>>25450105
>can connect the dots
>can't see how their behavior mimics what they are complaining about
Low IQ
>>25450106
I'm a different anon, I just got here like 10 minutes ago and 5 of those minutes was staring at the ceiling.

>>25449363
I hope i can post without some bullshit “make an account” CRAP. I plan to write a paragraph and dont even know if it will get posted! The internet sucks sometimes. But I shall cast my text into the abyss nonetheless, its the thought that counts. Then there’s the wondering if anyone will even read what I wrote! Does it even matter? Does anything matter? Of course it does! Why the FUCK else would i post for? Of course it matters! Fucking nihilist pretend theyre nihilist then go and post online, LMAO. Theres literally no such thing as a known-nihilist, because a true nihilist wouldnt speak or write or do anything! Haha, nihilism is fucking retarded. Welp, captcha FAILED, but i didnt even get to attempt it! man im fucking pissed. 4 fucking captchas now? I cant even post my stupid paragraph without getting past some advanced security feature. Now it expired. This is a nightmare!

"Remember, son. Your reactions are timed."

I'm still trying to decipher exactly what this phrase was supposed to mean, and why my mind decided to fabricate it in the thralls of an acid trip.
I'm tempted to just dismiss it as nonsense, but the moment it occured was such an intense experience that it's hard to do so, so instead I'm lost wondering about whatever it was my mind was trying to tell me.

Oops. My new phone ran out of power while transferring data from my old phone.

>>25450123
oh man that's freaky but shout out for bringing something back from the trip world. i can never remember the best stuff.

>>25450138
ur supposed to have it plugged in bro was it an iphone i don't think they would even let u fuck around like that

>>25450142
My phones were plugged into each other per the instructions.

>>25450145
what the fuck kind of phone is this? lol why didn't it use bluetooth or sth

>>25450147
It did use Bluetooth. The connection was for things that can't be copied through Bluetooth.

I wonder how many times college sex has involved a cum laude joke.

>>25450123
The first time i read your post i did not think anything of it. Now i seem to remember this as a part of my own universal trip. I thought it was from a movie. Maybe it is. What it means is that one should be careful not to slow time down in order to ponder and solve the situation. Intuition only -this is the test.

>>25449474
>>25449913
So did you wanna hangout or what?

>>25450168
Yes, would you like to meet in Bend, Oregon? That's where I am now. but I live in Washington.

>>25450175
Too far. I live in Vancouver and occasionally go into Portland and I primarily bus around. Sorry!

hick
:p

>>25450168
Meet me at Hlemmur in one hour

>tfw full but want something sweet
a bowl of cookie crisp cereal it is

>>25450220
>Cookie Crisp
The ceral that is 40 percent sawdust and has 20 percent roach particles in it?

>>25450226
Why can't you malcontents ever just enjoy anything?

>>25450228
I don't eat cereal, I prefer a bug and filler free diet.

>>25450228
Cereal is to baked goods the way that heroin is to meth. You only consume cereal and meth if its all you can afford, while baked goods and heroin cost money

>Cereal

>>25450220
Taking addys

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>>25450246
>Cereal = Ce + real
>Israel = Is + real
>Siri (The AI) = Si + ri
>Cereal
>Cerea
>Cere
>Siri
>Siris
>Sirisr
>Sirisre
>Sirisrea
>Sirisreal
Checkmake liberals!!!

>bro don’t take the bait
No, lol

>>25450258
I always though Cookie Crisp sound suspiciously close to Jewish Tricks!

>>25450258
siri's name would have been so much better if they called her SeRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm about to buy a condo that's about as perfect for me as it could get for my budget, i can't believe it, yet i just feel melancholy, getting what u want fucking sucks.

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GOD I FUCKING HATE HICCUPS!!! ANYMORE AS I'VE GOTTEN OLDER THEY LAST FOR FUCKING DAAAAAYS!!! NOOOO!!!! FUCK YOU DIAPHRAGM YOU FUCKING BIIIITCH!!! I ACCIDENTLY BREATHE IN FUNNY, BURP AND COUGH AT THE SAME TIME AND THEN I'M FUCKING FOR HOOOOUUURRRSSS AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>25450291
spicy food gives me hiccups so annoying but not like that u microwave or otherwise cook at home, only restaurant shit, idk man rly annoying

You got until I wake up to convince me this had nothing to do with you.

>>25450297
what

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And just like that... after holding my breath, swallowing a spoonful of sugar and eating some salty as fuck lays potato chips... the hiccups subside. The fastest they've resolved in years..

Thank you GOD.

>>25449363
DTF, 4 year old car owner, tight pussy.

>>25450310
I've seen people perma'd for less than this post. Better delete it before it's too late.

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my first album in a decade (and third ever, and also first of my own creation exclusively) is going out today. I know it will probably be swallowed by the binaric void and that will be it but still, can't help but feel relief and actual joy for actually pulling through all of this. WAGMI bros

>>25450313
Fantasies of animal sex in written form are purrfuckly okay.

I hit on this girl on the bus like a year ago and it didn't go so well. I then had a panic attack until my stop which I'm pretty sure she noticed so I've avoided that particular time for that route ever sense.

>>25450310
I don't get it. Are you talking about the image in the OP? Is that the 4 year old car and the orange cat is the tight pussy?

What's the point? Why can't I just completely retire, drop out, and live a completely obscure life? It's not like I have plans for the future. I don't intend to form a family, I won't be having children. I just want to read, write, study stuff I'm interested in, and not have to deal with people on a daily basis.

>>25450347
The cat owns the car, because it is a cat. The cat is 4 years old because it isn't a kitten. The cat is down to fuck because Orange cats are predominantly male.

>>25450352
>The cat is down to fuck because Orange cats are predominantly male.
Ah I thought the joke was because the cat is laying in such a seductive pose.

>>25450351
Victory has defeated you

Maegor

>>25450351
You're pleading as if the """economy""" and the powers that be give a shit. You'll still register as idle hands on their radar.

>>25450354
>Ah I thought the joke was because the cat is laying in such a seductive pose.
Slitty eyes of intimacy?

>>25450372
And the outstretched horizontal legs. The trademark pose of the elegant seductress.

I really hope the air quality improves tomorrow so I can go out.

Private Pyle

Life would be so much better if I was asexual.
Desire is suffering. Yet I am biologically wired to desire what I can never have.
What is worse is that having such a desire makes me constantly feel like a bad person. If I didn't have such desires it would be so easy to feel pure and good about myself and humble lifestyle.
I could be content alone. I could look at another person and feel nothing. I could be totally satisfied with my only interactions being business related.
I would be happy that no one found me desirable instead of depressed about it.

>>25450384
There are ways of decreasing if not outright negating your sex drive. When I was hooked on heroin, it had that effect, for example. I'm sure there are other ways of doing it. Chemical castration. Hormone therapy. Whatever.

>>25450388
I think chemical dependency would be a cure worse than the disease. At least in this case.
Also didn't they figure out from sex offenders that chemical castration doesn't do anything to desire, it just makes their dicks permanently not work while still craving sex and "relationships". Plus it causes cancer, though literally no one cares about giving convicted offenders cancer, and it only became a problem once they started giving the same chemicals to children to "delay" puberty.

If it really was as easy as taking a pill to get rid of sexual desire without it crippling or killing you in the long-term than it would be a extremely popular solution. But unfortunately all chemical options come with disastrous side effects and early death.

What are you guys currently reading?

Love is like a temporary madness; it erupts like an earthquake, then subsides.
---- St Augustine

>>25450399
Slowly making my way through a web novel about a psychologist in portal hub world.
Decent sitcom energy so far.

There is so much media and so many books about how horrible men are.
What media and books are about how horrible women are?

I really should reduce my drinking but its either that, gym and fitness or boredom during summer

>>25450506
Esther Vilar - The Manipulated Man

>>25450506
Euripedes Bacchae

>>25450509
Drinking/intoxication shouldn't be treated as a solution to boredom or activity on it's own.
It should be treated as something to add to a activity or as the endcap and earned reward to getting something done.

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new manifesto just dropped >>25450597

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Jesus muppets. He was watching fucking jesus muppets. Brother, what the fuck? It wasnt even a script or a parable, just some guy reading the bible with a fucking muppet using a normal voice.

I think he's going to kill me.

I'm reading through the symptoms of autism and it's just a list of my behaviors. What the fuck. I'm beginning to think that autism diagnosis I got from that hack doctor might actually be onto something.

>>25450621
Welcome to the club!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8qFCsFN_mM

>>25450621
If you read in the year 2026, you might as well be the most mentally ill person ever conceived according to normalfags

i'm gonna get a buzzcut

>>25450399
Dark Matter by Blake Crouch.
Got it as a gift.

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you're all boring spiritual weaklings with nothing to offer me :(

>>25450646
Nobody asked you to come here

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>>25450652
i have only myself to blame

>>25450595
Agreed, which is why I drink once a week or once a fortnight back in collage whilst during summer I reap the fruits of my academic prowess.
I drink at the woods/outdoors which adds a sense of ritual to my drinking. I've found that instead of numbing my intoxication, specifically alcohol, makes me more vital, more perceptive.

>>25450399
I’m re-reading Moby Dick. Haven’t read it since High school. About halfway through. It’s a much funnier book than I remember it, but that’s probably because I can actually understand what I’m reading now that I’m not a dumb kid. The cetology chapter was easily my favorite chapter. Apparently people call it the worst chapter and skip it and shit, that sounds insane to me. It’s a priceless window into the way the world understood whales in the 1840s, I read it and looked up all the different whales he catalogued and had a lot of fun doing so.

Also I just finished a book on the Black Death and half of it was just the butthole author repeating stuff from The Decameron, so I bought that and read the beginning and the first three stories. I really liked the one about the foul degenerate that gets buried like a saint, that was funny. I’ve been reading it every once in a while between chapters of
Moby Dick. When I’m done Moby Dick I’m going to read Confessions of an English Opium Eater

if the fed doesn't hike in september it's so fucking over

I got filtered by Infinite Jest

>>25450635
Just be aware that it's going to put ALL the attention on your face, since there's nothing to frame it. You're either going to look like chad or chud, no in-between.

>>25450681
i like it but i dropped it. it's very readable but one page is like 1000 words, annoying. maybe i read it on an ereader.

>-23,000 jobs
>4.1% unemployment
>-103,000 revision
>61.4% labor participation
only 60% of americans are even working

>>25449423
This guy’s gonna go Lenny on us

playing Dark Messiah of Might and Magic again
I forgot how fun this game actually is

>>25450709
Kek

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>>25449363
>only live for the weekend because 5 days per week i do stuff(commute+work+working out+chores+doing groceries), even in weekends sometimes i need to do stuff so i will have only one free day to do what i want
worse than a slave, i hope there's no afterlife, i want to sleep for eternity

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Anyone else feels like they shouldn't have survived this long? Like I feel I should have died as a sickly boy in my childhood or as a grunt in a pointless war but instead grew up to be an empty husk of a man.
You know how few people are destined for greatness and most people are for grunt work? Well I wasn't destined for anything; a redundant human being; an error in the system; a byproduct of stars' misalignment.
Not smart and educated enough for intellectual work. Too sickly and weak for manual labor. Too antisocial for any job involving human contact. And worst of all, I'm boring, so I have no innate artistic ability that could justify all of my mediocrity.
All I do is play fucking video games all day and occasionally read few books while leeching off my soon to be retired parents because I can't find any work that I could last more than a few months before getting fired due to either incompetency, weakness or lack of social skills.
All my dreams and hopes are gone, all but one, to be put out of my misery.

>>25450772
You're not wrong, it's the times that are wrong.

>>25450775
400 years ago I wouldn't be alive by now, 400 years ago I would have died before 10 or in some rich barons war as a nameless corpse tossed into a mass grave.
So perhaps you are right.

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I'm getting new prescription glasses next week and they're going to make me look 1:1 like the chud meme.

>>25450772
do you have any passion? do you have any idea what would it be that you're put on this Earth for? Any talents? Any interests? Is there anything that you like doing?

>>25450784
>do you have any passion? do you have any idea what would it be that you're put on this Earth for? Any talents? Any interests?
I have an entire life worth of failure after failure to prove that I don't posses anything.

>>25450787
I have some other issues. I'm pretty good at basically anything I try to do but that's not enough. It's about knowing the right people and doing some preordained right things and I like to do things that I personally like to do with my skills. Also I have no self confidence, and no salesmanship. Also I'm never part of the ingroup so my skills do not matter
>I have an entire life worth of failure after failure to prove that I don't posses anything.
You have to be more detailed. What did you try to do? How did you fail? Think of it as a psychological release in a diary of sorts

I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN

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>>25450789
Let's see.
>consistently fail at most basic chores that I do everyday no matter how many times I did them in the past. Like constantly burning food same food I eat everyday, doing laundry so poorly the clothes are even smellier than before washing and maintaining to walk my dog at inconsistently leading to him pissing and defecating indoors at least once every week
>failed to reach right grades to get into higher education, had to redo my English 4 times to get passing grade.
>failed socialize with anyone ever since I was a child and have not maintained a single relationship at all of any kind. Last time anyone but my parents knew I exist was in 2013
>failed to find any hobby that isn't just escapism. All I do is play video games and read an occasional book. And before you ask, no I'm not good at either, I consistently miss obvious themes in writings and get flamed online for being piss poor at games I play.
>failed to find any task that I possess any aptitude or talent for. Everything I did I was average at best. I genuinely can not name a single thing I did above average at.
>failed to learn any skills, be it the very basics like driving, cooking, sports or any artistic ones like creative writing and numerous instruments ranging from guitar to drums and violin. Failed them all so much I often ran out of money to buy more resources and lessons; especially with driving
>failed to enlist in the army due to poor physical exams. Couldn't do more than 3 push ups
>failed to maintain good relationship with my parents to a point my own mother keeps ending up in hospital due to excessive drinking in her late 50s
>failed any attempts to reattempt to socialize in adulthood. I still remember that one time I went to a pub and was so awful at interacting with people they all started whispering about whether I have down syndrome (I don't but I haven't interacted with people in person so long I might as well have same skills as them)
>failed one any only chance at a romantic relationship due to me saying incredibly stupid responses like "Would you be ok with polygamous relationship?" Yes, I was in fact THIS STUPID.
>failed to keep a single job for more than a year. I had 7 jobs with various backgrounds all be it low ones like warehouse wagie, janitor, public trash collector etc. Failed to maintain them all due to various reasons that could be summarized as ineptitude
And probably more that I fail to think of right now. The irony isn't lost on me. If I met someone just like me I would also laugh. Perhaps my destiny is to be god's most pathetic and funny clown.

so many books to read and movies to watch
so little time.....

>>25450828
Yeah i read it all. Shit's tough. Did your parents do a poor job at raising you, ie. socializing you and teaching you to do stuff?
Im a hopeful guy so i believe theres some reason you're here. Maybe try to better your relationships with your parents. Make sure you hug them and talk with them

>>25450855
Let me tell you something I learned from experience with people who are too polite for their own good like you. Do NOT give people like me potentially false hope or else they will grow to hate you when it inevitably all fails once more. Believe me when I say that it took all of my willpower to muster enough empathy and understanding to realize you are not malicious but just unaware of how bad someone's situation really is.

>>25450621
Check out the list for Schizoids too. The symptoms are similar.

It's all so tiresome

>>25450879
you misunderstood me. reason to live could be anything. maybe that one time you pet a cat. Or when you made your mother smile. Or maybe not even that but the sheer experience of living and watching stuff through your own eyes, just seeing the sun bask the tree while it slowly moves against the wind. That could be beautiful enough to be a reason to live.
>inevitably all fails once more.
there are no asterisks to living. There isn't some predetermined checklist you have to tick off to be worthy of living. You could wash the clothes but if you can't it isn't obligatory. You don't have to pass the exam so that you're worthy of love. You're worthy of love. God loves everyone unconditionally.
You can try to fix a relationship with your mom but it doesn't mean it will happen, she has to try to do it too.
Also you're obviously above average at written expression. Do you even know how braindead an average normie is? No way they could come up with these sentences.
There's no reason to hate me if something fails again, it's not my fault. It's not your fault too. It just wasn't meant to be. Something else will be meant to be. What that is, there's no way of knowing beforehand
Good luck

>>25450899
Adding this to my list of ‘quotes from thoughtless rubes who live through mopey images’ list

>>25450782
get different shaped glasses

Life would be better if we sterilized retarded people.

>>25450935
Too late, I've already ordered them, and because of my severe astigmatism, I require lenses of a specific type that don't fit every frame. Besides, I am a massive chud, so it's fitting.

>step 1
>Follow and stalk person
>Step 2
>Bomb individual with stealthily and carefully crafted messages to ensure he develops a sneaking suspicion somebody is out to get them
>Step 3
>Do this long enough he notices the pattern and gets angry and feels targeted
>Step 4
>Sustain this pattern for a very long period of time
>Step 5
>Now when literally anything negative happens he now associates you with it
>Step 6
>Fail to identify the individual has anger management issues
>Step 7
>Fail to mask yourself
>Step 8
>Be used as his punching bag for frustration
>Step 9
>...plan was supposed to end at step 4

Sometimes when I read discussion threads on sites like reddit where mentally ill people congregate and bounce their petty anxieties among each other, I wish that the people involved would just die. They are so unbelievably pathetic and the mutual validation, their language, the specious reasoning and self-absorbtion amounts to what is essentially a spectacle of weakness.

>>25450993
I do this

>>25450966
I get that you have this delusion, but can you stop taking your insane anger issues out on random people? I’m so fucking sick of you responding to my posts as though I’m your alleged “stalker.”

>>25449363
God bless America and her wanting soil.

>>25451015
if its not you, then it's not about you and you don't have to worry.

>>25450931
you want to sound smart so hard

>>25450966
Stop following me

Seeking Polaris

>>25451025
you stop following me

>>25449462
ME SO FILTERED

>>25451024
Fwiw you’re meme-sick

>>25451024
You've spent the past few months spamming this response in dozens upon dozens of threads. I'm starting to think that you're afraid you're not as smart as you think you are, and you deal with this fear by projecting it onto others

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this was great. Any other books like it?

>>25451065
why not just plant a fucking tree

>>25451065
Why do trees need an alternative?

>>25451071
The idea is that these could be put in places where there isn't enough trees or are difficult to maintain to improve air quality.

>>25451079
isn't enough space for trees^

>>25451073
Boomers have it in their heads that tree roots crack sidewalks and infiltrate pipes. Cowards.

Wait, wait, you're supposed to pronounce the 'e' at the end of Schadenfreude? damn

>>25451142
Dumbass

>>25451089
They... do though?

>>25451147
I promise you 90% of the people who've heard of the word in the US won't pronounce the 'e' at the end if you ask them to say it. Ending on 'Freud', not 'duh'.

>>25451065
Nah man give me kudzu cube

Early to bed and early to rise
Makes a man or woman miss out on the nightlife

My mugshots are no longer available online. It is a good day. Not just for me but for anyone who deserves their privacy. Getting a criminal record, particularly a felony, in the US is far too punitive. I had to drop out of college because I knew no one was gonna hire a felon to be their accountant.

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>NO BRO! PLEASE! It's not "idol worship" bro, it's "veneration" bro! That's TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND FINE, BRO, PLEASE!!!
>>So what if I literally just anointed this statue of the Virgin Mary (a graven image in the likeness of a woman who is dead and can't hear me) with holy oil and clouded it with expensive, ceremonial incense!? IT'S NOT THE SAME BRO!!
>>>I'm not LITERALLY worshipping this statue even though I literally just kneeled in front of it, clasped my hands in prayer and directed all my thoughts, hopes, dreams, worries and concerns at it!
>>I'M NOT WORSHIPPING A STATUE BRO, PLEASE!!! IT'S NOT WORSHIP OF A GRAVEN IMAGE TO KNEEL IN FRONT OF A LITERAL GRAVEN IMAGE AND PRAY AT IT!!
>IT'S NOT THE SAME BRO, PLEEEEEEAAAASE....

I'm Gonna Marry a Prostitute

>In 1815, Napoleon was defeated and exiled to the remote South Atlantic island of St. Helena, where he died on May 5, 1821. In 1828, Goethe told his friend Johann Peter Eckermann:

>Napoleon was the man! Always enlightened, always clear and decided, and endowed with sufficient energy to carry into effect whatever he considered advantageous and necessary. His life was the stride of a demi-god, from battle to battle, and from victory to victory. It might well be said of him, that he was found in a state of continual enlightenment. On this account, his destiny was more brilliant than any the world had seen before him, or perhaps will ever see after him. (3)

lol goethe saying 'napoleon was the man!' is endlessly amusing to me.

The real gold of the quote though is the line about "he was found in a state of continual enlightenment." That's the kind of character and behavior I aspire to.

>>25451229
>'Dude this Emperor SLAPS!'

>>25451210
Don't do it unless you want to live in complete and utter misery for the rest of your fucking days. You can't even date 'em.

Don't do it. You've been warned. She'll active make you want to kill yourself 24/7 365

>>25451079
>isn't enough space for trees
but there's space for a big honking box. The thing about plants is that they'll grow fucking anywhere.

I'm going to be a prostitute.

Fat ugly bitches really do be having the audacity to think that you're gay just because you rebuffed their filthy, stinky, smelly, mentally ill sexual advances not once but twice.

Bitch, I'm not a fag, I just don't want to fuck a PIG.

>>25451073
fucking... I don't know. It's this weird thing that happens a lot. Making complicated solutions for things that already have simple solutions. You can make a lot more money selling futuristic quasi trees than selling actual trees.

>>25451251
Men say things like this then turn around and whine, "why won't [girl way out of my league] just give me a chance! she only wants chad :("

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>>25451163
>kudzu
no, that shit scares the shit out of me

>>25451257
You're projecting. I'm not fucking you, fatty.

Anon was TEACHING ME

>>25451257
>>>NOOOO, YOU'RE A MAAAAN!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SLING DICK AT ME BECAUSE I CHOSE YOU!!! NOOOO, YOU CAN'T DO ANY BETTER THAN ME, REEEEE!!!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF MY VERY PHYSICAL PRESENCE MAKES YOU GAG AND WRETCH, JUST PUT A BAG OVER MY HEAD AND FUCK MEEEE!!!! YOU LITERALLY CANNOT DO ANY BETTER!!!

Spotted the fat bitch.

>>25451257
Ugly people, especially women, should all be forced to do manual labor while us beautiful people relax.

>>25451257
>t.raises another man's offspring just for a whiff of pussy

why are books by bret easton ellis so good, bros?

>>25451270
Don't you dare make fun of my stepdad.

>>25451257
Your favorite movie of the last decade is Obsession.

>>25451276
Obsession is a good fucking movie. I get why chuds are seething about it, but that doesn't change facts. Liking Obsession isn't an insult.

>>25451276
Obsession by Brian De Palma is better

The poor, smoky air quality has subsided! I'm gonna head to the library today and do some reading. Hopefully I manage to read for at least two and a half hours.

I was also considering reading some history books while I'm there. Do you guys think it's as crucial to be discerning about the history books one reads as it is for, say, fiction and philosophy? I mean facts are facts. I'm of course not referring to history analysis, I know for that it matters, that you need a first-rate mind to read, but just for the collection of facts, the stories, the names, the events? Any history book I grab off the shelf should be fine, yeah?

I don't forgive people.

>>25451286
Then you will never be forgiven yourself. Forgive and be forgiven.

>>25451289
No lol

Ahn~!

>>25451293
Okay, enjoy hell I guess.

>>25451258
Yeah but I want it in a glass cube, minecraft-tized. I do have racial prejudice against Kudzu, however, that invasive chink weed stealin the photosynthesis right off our appalachin canopies. Why don't they go back where they belong?

Most people probably wouldn't like me if they knew everything about me, but I sort of like me despite them, so poo on them.

>>25451306
Nobody would like anyone if they knew absolutely everything about them.

>>25451251
Lmao, she dodged a bullet.

>>25451308
That's true, but I'm not sure how this is supposed to make me feel.
I guess I'll hate you.

>>25451320
We forgive everyone, actually. Doubtful you even did anything to be guilty of

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>>25451326
Some things, yeah, but being anonymous is strange. At one point I'm certain somebody that I was cool with in one thread has told me to kill myself in another.

>>25451335
I was called a liberal fuck and a right wing fascist in the same thread once.

>>25451310
Go eat your tub of ice cream and cry in the corner quietly, Tuberella.

>>25451337
Lol, weird.

>>25451332
>Lena Dunham
Is this a troll or is this actually worth reading? What’s it about ?

I have a very goofy chicken. When we got her, she was very sick. I nursed her back to health, and she's healthy now, but she still has some neurological issues. She can barely see, she walks funny, and she bites her feathers off. I feed her every day per hand, and in the evenings, I bring her in bed. I love my weird little chicken.

>>25451376
of*

>>25451374
Its a joke because the book he posted is called Pan. So, you know, Kitchen, because I couldn't find a book called Pot

>>25449363
I decided to snoop around the LaRouche intelligence rag and I think it's content, at least regarding my specific shithole, is kind of middling to garbage.
This is the fucking DOPE, Inc cult. I thought I was about to get hard-hitting journalism re: organized crime and political networks on the ruling party. Not this re-warmed garbage. Foreign coverage hasn't advanced an inch since 1907.

>>25451391
I don't want to dredge up their backlog for half interesting shit but I bet I will have to.

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Two months in and 94 of my 348 ebooks covers on my Nook app are still glitched and blank... none of the suggested fixes have produced results...

May have to commit suicide soon.

>>25451335
No, I mean in real life

>>25451386
lol how did i not get that. sorry

>>25451383
Repnorted waycism oh noes.

>>25449363
I wonder if the compulsion some racists have on not letting the ˖+‧+˚˚+‧+˖ Black skinned people originating from the African continent ⊹+⟡⋆ (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) have anything at all is a vestige from the time when the argument for not giving them rights rested squarely on the idea they were all mentally stunted children-animals who couldn't make anything (which btw is le false, m'kay). The edifice fell apart and this bit of it just held on for some reason, being thoughtlessly re-enacted without purpose forever.

"You don't want to be overlooked.
Yeah, but you don't want to be looked over too much."

>>25451301
What if I told you I'm already in hell?

Time to start being an adult and stop wearing T-shirts and replace them with casual button-ups.

>>25451411
No third datapoint to indicate the joke, or even collaborate it. Not even for solving, really, just for winking at those who happen to get it (crazies)

>>25451403
did you try a reset?

>>25451448
Adulthood is wearing t-shirts covered in cheeto dust and putting on a blazer for something important.

If your name isn’t Mirriam or Webster, you don’t get to tell me how to talk

>>25451437
I'd tell you that you are in fact, NOT and that you're just being a big baby.

>>25451451
I literally just said I tried all the suggested troubleshooting methods.

>>25451470
then your files are corrupted, not your ereader.

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>>25451476
I said casual! For example, this kind of shirt with a pair of shorts on a hot day like today.

inb4 Matt Bomer/that guy would look good in anything

well yeah but i bet he doesn't wear t-shirts in public

>>25451475
If I delete them then I'd have to repurchase them. I bought a new one yesterday and it downloaded with a blank cover.

>>25451490
calibre and aa

>>25451423
>literal nonsense.

>>25451494
?

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>>25451483
normie will anyway detect that you're not like them. They'll see you as a weird/retarded adult.
And if you expect to get approached, this is what I have been wearing the past years.and i've never had a friend

>>25451500
get calibre, and download the books from annas archive

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>>25451505
then suffer

>>25451501
I just wanna dress appropriately. First, to maximize my attractiveness and appeal, and secondly so I don't look like that too old dude who still dresses like he's in middle school.

>>25451506
Suck my dick, thieving Slav dipshit.

>>25451501
Are you guys just like little cretins, I mean what do you suppose is so bad about your appearance you can't even dress like a human?

>>25451521
j'ai rien compris fils de pute, écris mieux la prochaine fois attardé
https://files.catbox.moe/2z3ua5.mp4

>>25451448
Performative maturity ngl.

have you guys seen The Drama?

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>>25451513
trying to ascend and please, kys normalfag

>>25451533
All attire and fashion is performative, anon. Doesn't change the fact of its aesthetic considerations, that it reflects who you are, and that it influences how people see you.

>>25451538
Watch older films.

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>>25451533
>>25451539
>t. wears sonic the hedgehog shirts in public

>>25451538
>A24
should be decent!

>>25451541
I already do, that's not what I asked

>>25451520
die mad about it

>>25451547
no, i wear exactly the way he wants to wear but not for the same reason.
In case my mother, always made wear like that since primary school and that probably explains why i've never had friends for 24 years