/lit/cels btfo
>>25469475Retard thinks non-fiction is real.
>>25469475non-fiction bros we can't stop winning
If you're a straight man you'll agree with him.
>>25469475listening to faggot opinions and getting mad at them is also a watse of time
he must look 30 years older now than this picture right?
>fiction isn't real m8, it never even 'appened innitThis is such a midwit take. If it wasn't true, it wouldn't be compelling to read. Fiction can often be more real than reality itself because it contains archetypical truths that transcend events, and time and space itself.
>>25469517well noel gallagher is essentially a retard anyway, always has been
>>25469475>""""Artist"""" hates artInterestingHe also very obviously doesn't read, period.
>>25469548People say this, but quite a few of their song titles and album titles are literary subversion>Standing on the Shoulder of Giant>Don't Look Back in Anger
how much money you wanna bet this ugly roach still watches tv and movies kek
I don't read non-fiction because it's mostly useless, only literature has a real use to itSomething being true doesn't make it useful
>>25469475Smerdyakov/10
>>25469475>member of one of the most asinine bands to ever attain mass popularity doesn't enjoy fictionCool
>>25469563>Something being true doesn't make it usefulSo true, xerster
>>25469475Non-fictionfags are always a bunch of retarded, posturing dipshits. No exceptions.
>>25469475Listening to music is also a waste of time, then
>>25469475Nigga probably read The Republic when he was 6.
>>25469550I'm pretty sure it's the kind of reference where an idiot knows a saying and it's making but no sources taking the cultural transmission for granted. Excellent psued baiting.
>>25469590Listening to anything by Oasis after Definitely Maybe is, for sure.
>>25469475>Fiction is a waste of time Seriously? Right in front of my epic of Gilgamesh?
>>25469475Why the fuck would you care what a ONE-HIT-WONDER has to say about anything? Wonderwall is a fucking AWFUL song btw.
>>25469508being with a Scottish witch for 20 years tends to speed up aging quite a bit
>>25469687Brits are just ugly, miserable people.
Noel Gallagher "What a life it would beIf you could come to mine for teaI'll pick you up at half past threeWe'll have lasagnaI'll treat you like a queenI'll give you strawberries and creamThen your friends will all go greenFor my lasagna"
>>25469691>Brits are just ugly, miserable people.
>>25469708Why in the world would you think that of all possible nationalities that I could be, that I'd be a Mexican?
>>25469747He probably gets intellectually dismantled by them on /pol/ and immediately associates any sort of UK-bashing as a Mexican incursion on his ego.
>>25469475>not fiction must be real and trueMidwit is a curse
>>25469475Life itself is a waste of fucking time.
>>25469665Not fiction. It doesn't matter that it didn't actually happened, it was not written as fiction.
>>25469475A degenerate druggie who made a handful of decent songs has an opinion?
>>25470621If it never happened, then the person who first wrote it down obviously must have made it up. Thus all myths are in fact fiction. This argument you are trying to make is just a pathetic attempt by the "muh fiction bad" crowd to not seem too uncultured and stupid because everyone would mock you even harden if you were to proudly admit to never having read Homer, Vergil or Dante.
>>25469475I don't read "fiction"; I read literature.Everything is fiction, btw.
>>25469475Big words from the guy who wrote "Wonderwall".
>>25469657>Listening to anything by OasisShould have stopped there.
>i hate the books you read and your friends>your music's shite, it keeps me up all night
>>25469550>you need to be well read to reference somethingHOLY CRAP LEWIS THIS IS LIKE THAT TIME ME AND CLARK WENT ON AN EXPEDITION AND FOUND RASKOLNIKOV IN PRISON
>>25470621>>25470712I think non-fictionfags are mostly people thinking they're repeating something they heard about the difference between fantasy and high fantasy, they conflate that with the most general word that sounds like fantasy which is fiction and then they think the thing they're repeating is that fiction is bad because it's not high fiction like mythology. Which is a false dichotomy, fiction is a pretty general term and they either get exposed to a lot of low quality fiction to have that opinion or else they're not very good at writing fiction and are likely trying to shut something really good down that they're incapable of replicating themselves personally so that it doesn't shine brighter than them. And I think you can do the math yourself on how compelling the writing is behind Noel's statement
>>25469517>Fiction can often be more real than reality itselfAverage fictioncel
>>25471187>deep lessons immediately applicable to real life don't exist in fiction actually>I am very intelligent
>He thinks a book being non-fiction means shit happenedAh yes, cause human memory, perception, and honesty are all perfect.Uncritically treating non-fiction as the truth makes you a shit reader and a useful rube.
>>25471197>strawmanning is an argument, mmmkay?FICTIONSISSIES WHAT HAPPENED?
>>25469475This is why i dont feel ashamed of liking Harry Potter as a guilty pleasure and laugh at people who tell me X fiction series is better. If you want to start getting pretentious about what you are reading then either talk to me about non-fiction or im not going to be able to take you seriously.
>>25471214>human memory is not 100% perfect, so made up nonsense and bullshit must be equalThe fictioncuck reveals himself as a liar, a manipulator and a nonsense maker, the only reason you'd read fiction is to become a better spinner of lies, also you sound like a woman, which explains why women are so heavily into fiction and react with revulsion to non-fiction (truth)
>>25471214>people stretch the truth so my books about hunch backed snorgles are just as valid as your history books!
>>25471253TRVKE
>>25471259why is there a weird drop off at the third tier from the back? are those guys getting cocky and applying to more selective places but not good enough?
>>25469475so is having sex for any reason other than procreation
>>25471263government imposes racial quotas upon universities for them to get their funding. it's illegal so you can sue over it but even losing the lawsuits is less of an expense than losing the funding so they don't care. anyway, don't go to a black doctor.
>>25471241>presented with an example of point he openly mocks as non-existent>n-not like this>I am 2estoeric4ulol okay chief whenever you're ready to manifest a thought I'll be right here, gooning.
>>25470746>you need to be well read to reference somethingYes. That's generally how it works. You reference things you've read, watched, or listened to, or visually seen if it's art/painting/physical media.
>>25471336>3.3 gpa is bad actually okay then
>>25469475Oasis and especially the Gallaghers are like if Train (who made “hey soul sister”) acted as if they were The Clash or The Misfits instead of an extremely mainstream poprock band who can’t write a song that doesn’t sound like all their other already released songs. Having them take a side in a debate is essentially a guarantee that the side in question is at best populated by pretentious midwits, and more likely is populated by retarded bugmen npcs
>Loves hanging out with Morrissey>Hates fiction???
>>25471259>Calling for reading non-fiction critically is the same thing as equating it with fictionSeems like the shitty reading comprehension is more severe than I thought.>>25471257>non-fiction (truth)Sad
>non-fiction (truth)
>I don't watch movies, only documentaries, because MOVIES NEVER HAPPENED>I don't look at paintings, only photographs, because PAINTINGS AREN'T REAL>I never listen to music, only talk shows, because MUSIC ISN'T REAL
>>25469475But how it's music real? Isn't it just gay little vibrations?
>>25469475despite noel's output being oasis lyrics and noel gallagher lyrics, noel is actually a creative person so having to listen/read other creative peoples output is a waste of time. he has his own creative ideas, even if some of them are the lyrics to Columbia, so can imagine more interesting (to him) fictional scenarios and doesn't need to read fiction. it is a waste of time. he can imagine a better fiction novel than he can read.
>>25469517>Fiction can often be more real than reality itself because it contains archetypical truths that transcend events, and time and space itself.true, but often it is Twilight.
>>25469475The Gallaghers crack me up so much. They never fail to make people seethe.
>>25471259>>people stretch the truthbegging the question
>>25471257It's the other way around. You read """non-fiction""" to better manipulate the gullible masses into believing in communism or the holocaust, since unlike the Lord of the Rings they seriously believe it can actually happen because a book labeled non-fiction told them so.
>>25471386>niggers are badYes.
>>25472678No, that's just stupid. Writing is a craft and creativity is only one small part of what it takes to write a great novel. It also requires going through a lot of early drafts, working on strong outlines, doing research, countless rewriting and corrections etc. Tolstoy didn't just one day start daydreaming and then the final draft of Anna Karenina magically appeared in his head.
>>25469475Listening to Oasis sounds like waste of time to me
>>25469475>*finishes reading the Bible* >fookin’ biblical m8 SOME MIGHT SAY
>>254712593.3 gpa is bad if you're white or asian, but if you're brown, you get the red carpet treatment.Wouldn't surprise me at all if high schools intentionally boost brown kid gpas as well. A black kid with a 3.3 would probably be a 2.0 if he was white or asian.
>>25472678Given the quality of Oasis' lyrics, he definitely should've paid more attention to other peoples' creative output because most of them are better at writing than him.
