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Listen to this, regarding the frontal lobotomyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtcEvKj0mMs
>>25488337First menstrual cycle, huh?
Wasted another day on 4chan award
Sometimes I think about texting her just to see how she's doing but then I get that old, familiar, shitty racing heart feeling just thinking about it and then I think better of it. I ain't reaching out to people who never bother reaching out to me anymore.
>>25488340(anon is referring to my now edited (for clarity) post) I come to you, again, having lost. Stacks on stacks of correct and loving answers and actions and yet I remain the complete opposite to each of them. To any and all I tell you, women are four different people, I repeat, four different people. And don't let anyone tell you the werewolf is a man, because every fucking second of the moon phase is a transitional stage from monster to monster with a bitch and let me assure you these monsters will not be defeated simply by constant fuckingNot my first I am, again, fucked for trying
I need a bigger house so my wife can freebleed on the couch in a room that's not in between me and the kitchen or front door
Outside chance of having sex tomorrow and it's gotten me nervous to the point that I'm almost hoping she doesn't even show up
>>25488324PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Murder and rape are horrific moral violations and serious crimes. Don't rape and don't murder. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Holy moly a ps4 4chan post I am hackerman
Eating pussy will give you mouth and throat cancer. NEVER go down on a woman, ever.
I really have found myself an autosexual individual, after everything
Ooooh sorry pal looks like you forgot to renew your biologic citizenship. Looks like you'll be charged as a being without species
If I presented myself as a surrealist entity would that evoke you?
*flips switch on Oujia board*there you go, you had it set to 'Heaven' instead of 'Hell'!
>>25488343I did some of that but also wageslaved in my unskilled labor job in my third world cunt for the opportunity of earning a measly wage next week. Also watched Godard films, which is another kind of torture. It can always get worse. But let's both hope it gets better eventually, eh?
>>25488380third world you say?
I can't believe I actually used to find Family Guy either hilarious or entertaining. It really is rather embarrassing.
>>25488382Yes. A third world cunt. That's where I "live"
>>25488386And where is that?
Feel fee to comment
>>25488385It has its moments. American Dad is where its at though. Mmmm Francine. What's really embarrassing is what they're doing to The Simpsons.
>>25488392Okay, but they all look Canadian so the flag is confusing.
>>25488396>American DadYikes
>>25488400Sorry to hear about your lack of whimsy.
>>25488389Way too embarrassing to say. There are many nationalists lurking English-speaking sites who crawl from under the rocks to insult you the second you badmouth the land, or who think you are their friend just because you have the misfortune of sharing nationalityWhat about you, are you in the US?
>>25488406Yeah I'm in Midwest USA. I won't laugh at you, you're intelligent and I wouldn't laugh at you anyways. I don't know about the rest of these guys though
Oh sure the audience knows what they want, and your lean-in leads to their buy-in. And that’s the type of advice you can only get from donating to my patreon.
>>25488324In the age of incest porn (which was no doubt a trend pushed by the general Western media's obsession with incest, such as GoT, Arrested Development, Serge Gainsbourg, etc etc), and open beastiality in romance novels, necrophillia may remain the one true taboo. Outside of a small amount of literature, real life cases, exploitation films and hardcore porn movies, it seems as if there will be no acceptance of the act by the collective consciousness of society, even if it isn't technically illegal in most places of the world.
>>25488429Actually, sweaty, it was the Asians.
For i too am incapable of believing there is no meaning when meaning is found
which is to say *vomits blood* will any of you call an ambulance?
SpongeBob Squarepants is a cartoon for homosexuals.
>>25488429There is a cute little necro fetish I learned about by innocently watching YouTube that I can't think about without an immediate urge to vomit. I don't know the name, but it goes like this. You create seal with a corpse by locking lips and slosh liquid between the two of you. I don't know why that's hot, but I am glad I shared.
>>25488409What opinion does the midwest deserve you? And do you see yourself moving out of state in the future, or are your roots deep?
>>25488453Comfortable, got a good life and job here (though I am free to transfer anywhere in the country, lucky me) but nicely it is cheaper. I can afford a house here, would not be possible so many other places
board so dead i actually read a book
>>25488574Grim
Something straight up evil has happened to me. I can’t take this anymore. Someone save me from these demons.
>>25488367I sent an “Are you awake right now” text to a woman friend last night genuinely just curious if she was awake for someone to talk to and the immediate terse “Yes” response was the most awkward thing ever to me, then the “No problem” after I clarified I was just asking solidified it as awkward. .
>>25488595Write a book about it
Feels like everything's filler. There's really not much of substance. The more you read into something the dumber it gets, you can explain most things within a paragraph. Buddhism. Not as great as I expected it to be.
I am glad that I am irrational. If I were perfectly rational, I would have already killed myself.
Oh great I’ve been back home for not even an hour and have to go to bed. Isn’t being a waggie great. Put some more effort into life and you might find a girlfriend. I don’t want one anyways. No one likes a whiner. I will make them like a whiner.
I don't think, I just dream
I won’t even look 12 anymore when I’m working this particular waggie job day after day so that’s great
People come and go and Rachel might not even work at that library anymore. I don’t think I’ve even seen Mickey in over a year. Mickey is trans, that’s confirmed.
Now just imagine being alive in the year 2127 anyways. Couldn’t be me.
>>25488369Hi guys, just wanted to make sure everyone saw this.
>>25488670I've seen it and I hereby officially endorse it
Suicide’s not enough anymore.
She hasn’t texted me today, it’s over, I don’t care, zzz.
Goya on ya ass
Boogerfunk
>>25488673Thanks, awesome, cool. I also endorse it.
Didn't realize lit still had wwoym threads. I thought the jannies axed them. Haven't visited /lit/ in years. Has it changed much?
Wwoym won, bigly
>>25488694Not really.
Apparently I can learn how to scuba dive juuuuust fine but putting these laces back the way they were after cleaning my Ariat boots? A fucking mystery and infuriating. Who the FUCK put this dumb little removable leather flap that sits between the first two eyelets and what the FUCK is with this SINGLE HORIZONTAL LOOP IN THE LOWER MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING TONGUE FOR!?! WHO DOES THAT? I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE.
>>25488653“Ibi omnis effusus labor!”
>>25488392>>25488399If they were Canadian, the Asian in the wheelchair would have already been euthanized.
it's weird how your alma mater will always have this special nostalgic place in ur formative memories and you get to pick it to a certain extent. like no matter what happens in my life, i will always be a graduate of that school and spent key formative years of my life there.
>>25488392looks wholesome, i'm sure leftists absolutely hate it
as soon as i hang up my laundry to dry i am going the fuck to bed
I miss youI miss youI miss you
Einstein once said that the happiest moment of his life happened while he was fantasizing about throwing a man off of a roof.
Another day,And still,Nobody can stop me.When I feel the need,The steel trough awaits.Not the basin, not a bucket, not a porcelain throne,But shining and stainless,The sink accepts my golden gift.The landlord can't do shit.Another day, another piss.
I have literally no sense of humor or even the slightest sense of masculinity. If it’s a joke at my expense, I just start crying.
>>25488822Yeah, that's what your mother told me. Zing!
18-24 olds have wide eyes . You can tell they're soaking everything in like a baby "oh wow this is so new and exciting"24 plus, and especially 30+ have narrower eyes conditioned by the relentless onslaught of suffering that we call life
>>25488822I give a slight fake laugh to try and cover being offended
>>25488845I like wide eyes. It's the drowsy, fluoride half-closed look of the "I don't give a fuck" which is hiding an torpid mind that I cannot stand.
>>25488847Serious talk, do you have any actual male “friends” other than me?
realized most of the way through eating an apple that it was rotten inside and turning funky colors around the coremy guts are cooked
>>25488852That's funny im the opposite i can't stand the retardo naivety of a wide eye
>>25488854I don't know you man. I think you're confused
Well, if you paid attention.There is a Hispanic that is a racist and hates brown peopleAn unironic racistA liberal tradesmanA non-racist trump supporter.And then me.We joke about different characters dying, Jews, niggers, how trump is a Jew sucking cuck and how blue haired baristas are gay and should suck penis.We haze the guy over being a fag, we joke about the Hispanic ironically being deported, and with no short amount of calling each other faggots. There actually isn’t any Overton window and that’s by design.There is an air of camaraderie and lightheartedness that defuses even the most cruelest of punches.
>>25488864Uh ok, is this all going on inside your head in the insane asylum or what's the deal
WHEN YOU START TALKING I DON'T LISTENI JUST WAIT FOR YOU TO FINISH
>>25488864Why would deportation be ironic
Why do I keep dating women who make inane comments about media and art?>watching tv show>get to an important part>her: why do all the characters look so yellow?>me: ...>me: ...but you get what the writing is doing yeah?>her: i'm too distracted by the color, sorrywtf
>>25488798Then reach out dummy.
>>25488874Anything can be ironicWhy couldn't it be?If death and murder can be treated ironically then so can deportation
Should I text my ex "I want you so bad" or "I miss you"
>>25488880It invalidates his entire premise
>>25488869AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE I'LL SAY THAT'S CRAZYREALLY ALL I'M ABOUT LATELY
>>25488876You can put something right in front of a woman's face and she won't even notice anything until you point it outWomen are retarded what else is new
I'm gay
>>25488883I don't think he has a premise. Not even sure what he's talking or referring to, some kind of podcast show idk , but anything can be ironic or humourous irrespective of what he's taking about
>>25488881I want you so bad, definitely.
Dead library
One tricky thing about abusing my medication is the insanely long half-life, the effects last so long. So if I wanna take a little extra right now at 9pm to have an extra fun night, when I go to take my usual morning dose tomorrow morning, it won't just be my morning dose in itself, it'll be my morning dose plus some significant percentage of the extra I would take tonight. Every dose, every amount, affects the next one, whether later in the day if you're doing a split, or the following day. It's really quite symbolic when you think about it.
My, my. A body does get around.
>>25488369I agree with this.
>>25488900Swallow the bottle whole
>>25488903It would be extremely painful.
>>25488904So is life but that never stopped me quit your whining in my hey day we swallowed pill bottles by the boat load until our throats hurt like hell, but we just kept going because that was what we had to do. And here you are complaining about a single bottle. That's foolish
What's this anon? Doing some creative writing? What can you do with it? Tell me where you got these ideas, or I may just have to report you to the POLICE.
>>25488886I DON'T REPLYYOU'VE BEEN DENIED
Every single motherfucking Google search in existence brings up a goddamned REDDIT THREAD and I'm fucking SICK OF IT. I am TIRED OF BEING REMINDED OF REDDITS FUCKING EXISTENCE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY.
>>25488923It's a useful resource, both for specific answers and general discussion. It is what it is.
>>25488914Please! I'll give you a hit of this James Joyce if you don't rat me out.
>>25488935If you're a tranny faggot leftist blob person maybe.
Same regurgitated nonsense everywhere. Same photos, same memes, nothing original . More and more automatons to block out. They even repeat the same puppet show opinions that hundreds of other users all have already written over and over and over without the slightest sense of shame at reposting the same crap.Perhaps it's time to take the routers and modems out entirely. This expirment with providing the Internet to most of humanity has been a failure
>>25488923 Google is such ass modifiers don't even work consistently half the time.so putting in - reddit doesn't even workI'll only ever use reddit for very specific technical problems similar to quora , and then you get hit immediately with the website trying to force you to login or even immediately promoting a Google sign inInternet sucks
>>25488939You don't have to browse /r/politics, anon.
>>25488946All of reddit is terrible.
>>25488919SOMETIMES I SMILE SOMETIMES I MOAN SOMETIMES I LOOK AWAY AND NODSOMETIMES I GIVE NO REPLY AND BEAT YOUR HUSBAND LIKE A DOG
The way sex works psychologically, especially the perception and feeling of someone you care about having sex with others, is astonishing. You can have sex with your wife a thousand times, but she sleeps with someone else once, whether by choice or even rape, and all of a sudden she's forever unclean. As a human being, I get it, but on examination, you gotta admit it's a bit silly.
bret easton ellis is really really good
>>25488980>on examination, you gotta admit it's a bit silly.It makes complete sense and is something that can readily be observed in other pair bonded species. You're significantly als attached to one person and her sleeping with someone else is a betrayal of that attachment. Makes perfect sense , nothing at all ridiculous about it
My new thing is whenever I come across an AI written post, I say "your ideas are stupid but at least you write very well" hehe
>>25489002but he sucks off guys and fucks guys and eats cum
>>25489005Betrayal makes sense. "you're now ruined goods, a runthrough whore" doesn't actually make sense when you think about it.
>>25488451I too want to vomit, thanks
>>25488888Wanna give me a rimjob but in a straight way
>>25489009The latter sounds like just a very extreme grotesque expression of feeling betrayed but I've also never heard someone say that in reaction to being cheated on
So I'm kind of coming up in the world as a writer. Not much, yet, but I've gotten some things published and my name is starting to get out there.I've had a plan for a while to let people know about my FanFiction.net account once I reach a certain level of fame/infamy. It's part of my development as a writer, and as stepping stones along the way to where I am now as a writer and a poet, I'm not really ashamed of most of my stories. I even think a lot of them still hold up from an entertainment perspective, and I kind of want people to know about them if they're going to know about me as a writer.The thing is there's this really old story on it that's explicitly erotic. A lemon, as the kids used to say. And the sex scene in it is pretty cringe. I was a virgin at the time, and I wrote it almost 20 years ago, which helps explain all of this. I've gotten much better at depicting eroticism in the two decades since.There's still time for me to delete it from the account before I let people know about said account. Should I? Or should I leave it there, and be satisfied in the excuses I've made for it when people finally see it?
>>25489007whatever, it's the writing that counts
>>25489017no that's gross
Pining over a girl but I know girls don't like mopey guys.
>>25489022I personally would delete it but that's me.
>>25489035Yeah but so is being gay so it cancels out?
>>25489035would you give me a rimjob in a gay way, seeing as i'm also gay?
>>25488324>you go to school for 15+ years, then you start being a wagie in your early 20's for 40+ years, you have more free time in weekends and that's after chores, doing groceries, making food, going to gym etc this is without kids, you're supposed to have fun later in life when you will have more money, but your body will start to fall apart in your 40's and 50's This World is a paradise if you have the money, a Hell if you don't.
A year ago we had Jim Goad, A. Wyatt Mann and Gene Shalit
>>25489050no it's only gross under the wrong circumstances>>25489051no rimming is gross in general
Gonna smonk sum weed and finish reading/listening to The White People, and after that probably start in on some MR James (might read/listen to the book on serial killers I'm reading instead).THREAD THEME BTW: https://youtu.be/nO6YL09T8Fw
which wireless earbuds do you guys use?
>>25489100Fuck off with your data mining.
>>25489102why so upset? didn't get laid again lol
books i have never had a desire to read:- the picture of dorian gray - steppenwolf/siddhartha - the death of ivan ilyich - the count of monte cristo - blood meridian - stonernever happening, zero curiosity
Lately my mom has been getting me to download movies for her to watch on her phone. I'll dl it from The Pirate Bay or Soulseek and send it to her via QuickShare. Tonight's fare was Citizen Vigilante. Honestly it's great that films now get released onto streaming & digital so fast after they come out in theatres. The streaming revolution has created a golden age of piracy. >>25489118Siddhartha and Blood Meridian are excellent though. I want to read Monte Cristo someday too.
